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Blue Bayou
05-20-2018, 10:23 PM
8 lines in 10 minutes

clock starts when i post in the fn signup thread that the timer has begun

BodySnatcher

El Muffin

Blue Bayou
05-20-2018, 10:33 PM
named the sawed-off Ape cuz im known to let the King Kong Blow..
have more projectiles goin 'In & Out of Muff' then a Ping Pong Show
then run up in the other faggits kitchen & let the shotty talk..
have Body-Shot.. Laid down on the Table like it's Mardi Gras
Muff ya Ex is disgustinnn.. that's some real life aids in the flesh..
i’d call her Sweet Cheeks, but she aint got none left since she tasted the Meth
i'm pullin Pam And's Body the bitches lovin on this swag & dick..
meanwhile ur a Borat the sex stuff…his tactics are the only way u'll 'Bag a Bitch'

El Muffin
05-20-2018, 10:35 PM
bodysnatcherrrrr

ive seen your pic..boi im killin this rookie
nigga named himself bodysnatch'...err quite applicable since ur built like a pussy
nig's such a penny pincher. when bills r due? hed like to cry
he says its time to make that dough stretch: *punches in to his 9 to 5"
blue made a comeback. then got ethered in an indisputable way
Sed hed take da league by storm but when cred bodied em it wsnt such a beautiful day
forget what u say. exited out the playoffs at an unmentionable pace
Boii we all saw Blue fade to Black like an astronauts ascent into space

Blue Bayou
05-20-2018, 10:37 PM
Ill give u 3 more mins BS..

BodySnatcher
05-20-2018, 10:41 PM
archives my bad....


Ya’ll think Blue would eat me, shit I’ll let him, only cuz what I know what I’m bout to do
Shot my way out the belly of the beast, turn his insides out when I pop up out the Blue
I’m never cautious, always lawless…I could stab, cut, or it doesn’t matter I’m flawless
Shit I’ll leave two big swords through the top of your skull have you lookin like a walrus
Muffin I dont play fair like kids at daycare…pop this weapon in a second got it steady
His drunk ass would never make the hit squad wating an hour for muffin to be ready
I’m like Cashius....kids never get passes...put his body in the oven this shit is classics
Caskets drop, hes no pheniox so we will be waitin forever muffin to rise up… from the ashes

Blue Bayou
05-20-2018, 10:43 PM
VOTES

BodySnatcher
05-20-2018, 10:44 PM
fuck you prepared ass niggas lolol..good shit fellas

Saint
05-20-2018, 10:45 PM
Blue
Muff
Body.. that order

zelti
05-20-2018, 10:46 PM
Dope prewrittens @blue @muff
BodySnatcher I feel your pain on that smh


Muff - I liked everything tbh, 2 dope lines 2 good ones
Blue - Margie gras Fire and no clear misses, everything else good
Body - 2 good lines 1 decent

In that order

DynamiCz
05-20-2018, 10:48 PM
then run up in the other faggits kitchen & let the shotty talk..
have Body-Shot.. Laid down on the Table like it's Mardi Gras
Muff ya Ex is disgustinnn.. that's some real life aids in the flesh..
i’d call her Sweet Cheeks, but she aint got none left since she tasted the Meth

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nig's such a penny pincher. when bills r due? hed like to cry
he says its time to make that dough stretch: *punches in to his 9 to 5"
forget what u say. exited out the playoffs at an unmentionable pace
Boii we all saw Blue fade to Black like an astronauts ascent into space

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Ya’ll think Blue would eat me, shit I’ll let him, only cuz what I know what I’m bout to do
Shot my way out the belly of the beast, turn his insides out when I pop up out the Blue
I’m never cautious, always lawless…I could stab, cut, or it doesn’t matter I’m flawless
Shit I’ll leave two big swords through the top of your skull have you lookin like a walrus


For a 10 minute key up everybody had some quotables. Dope shit lol its really a toss up here! Imma go Muff on this one that 9-5 line was nasty

Aero
05-20-2018, 10:48 PM
Blue had Mardi Gras and sweet cheeks

Muff whole verse was quoteable

Body had walrus


I’ve got Muff here in this “keystyle” battle.

Blue Bayou
05-20-2018, 10:56 PM
10 more mins for votes until we move on..

Blue Bayou
05-20-2018, 11:06 PM
absolutely FLOORED my ping pong show line didn't get love... floored

MUFF WINS

good showing fella's

Aero
05-20-2018, 11:08 PM
absolutely FLOORED my ping pong show line didn't get love... floored

MUFF WINS

good showing fella's


Not everyone is into fetish porn

DynamiCz
05-20-2018, 11:13 PM
absolutely FLOORED my ping pong show line didn't get love... floored

MUFF WINS

good showing fella's


Now that I'm just catching that line was dope! Went over my head the first time Blue.

BodySnatcher
05-20-2018, 11:14 PM
absolutely FLOORED my ping pong show line didn't get love... floored

MUFF WINS

good showing fella's


lol...dope verse blue

El Muffin
05-20-2018, 11:18 PM
whats ping pong show

Blue Bayou
05-20-2018, 11:20 PM
smh... I guess im a perv? iunno lol

look it up... seen it I real life in Thailand... its fucked

BodySnatcher
05-20-2018, 11:20 PM
whats ping pong show

I'm sure your fucking with us but just in case....


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ping_pong_show

El Muffin
05-20-2018, 11:21 PM
LMAO

yuh idk wtf that is bro

not sure i want to now

El Muffin
05-20-2018, 11:22 PM
I'm sure your fucking with us but just in case....


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ping_pong_show

i read maybe 5 secs n started lMAOOOOOOOOOO

these bitches blowing ping pong balls out the pussy

wtf is this sorcery

not my thing.. that shit does not arouse me.

whatsoever

BodySnatcher
05-20-2018, 11:23 PM
smh... I guess im a perv? iunno lol

look it up... seen it I real life in Thailand... its fucked


haha word. I was about to say one of my homies is in the military, traveled everywhere and he told me about that shit.

DynamiCz
05-20-2018, 11:26 PM
i read maybe 5 secs n started lMAOOOOOOOOOO

these bitches blowing ping pong balls out the pussy

wtf is this sorcery

not my thing.. that shit does not arouse me.

whatsoever

Lmao shit is wild tho b

BodySnatcher
05-20-2018, 11:26 PM
i read maybe 5 secs n started lMAOOOOOOOOOO

these bitches blowing ping pong balls out the pussy

wtf is this sorcery

not my thing.. that shit does not arouse me.

whatsoever


LMAO!.....Dead at sorcery but thats what that shit is.

Blue Bayou
05-20-2018, 11:26 PM
I travelled with 3 buddies, and we were in the front row and she cleared our heads

ordered 5 beers to go and got the fuck outta there

DynamiCz
05-20-2018, 11:27 PM
I travelled with 3 buddies, and we were in the front row and she cleared our heads

ordered 5 beers to go and got the fuck outta there


Damnnnnnn

BodySnatcher
05-20-2018, 11:28 PM
I travelled with 3 buddies, and we were in the front row and she cleared our heads

ordered 5 beers to go and got the fuck outta there

In my best Flava Flav impresssion...WoooooooooooooW!

El Muffin
05-20-2018, 11:34 PM
I travelled with 3 buddies, and we were in the front row and she cleared our heads

ordered 5 beers to go and got the fuck outta there

HAHAHA BLUE LYIN

that nigga stayed there n tried to catch the ping pong balls w/ his mouth

like a soccer goalie just diving with a huge smile n wild look in his eyes

FKN DEAD at the visual

DynamiCz
05-20-2018, 11:41 PM
Lmao.....

I'm dead b

Cred
05-21-2018, 10:30 AM
MUFF WINS.