LMAO EVER NOTICED THE BIZARRO CORRELATION BETWEEN NC MEMBERS AND PIZZA?

[Diablo]

wow

okay so let me explain some NC history right quick

firstly there's the infamous Calefaction sleeping on Hush' moms living room floor with another 20 S.T.I.browed cousins/relatives/sexual partners and there was pizza involved somewhere along the line but I forget where exactly, the Calefaction tale gets awry around the point of his girl showing up at NC and him milk cartoning himself off the board

then we got Dagel and his whining on camera about his most recent loss in text and how he was vegan and would never board again (until next time he makes an alias) and cries actual tears into a thin crust that taste like cardboard because it has no meat or anything on it

next we got Knuckleheads wife who isn't impartial to indulging in Dominos. Let's be real. No pics needed here. I'm sure she's a lovely woman.

Now we got BodySnatcher on $10 an hour balling out on that stuffed crust money while Finny just upgrading from pizza base kneading artist to "Would you like double pepperoni topping for an additional dollar, sir?"

this shit is WILD to me how so much NC folk lore can be attributed to the evil of fastfood

just a quick observation I've made is all ppl

be safe out there

[El Muffin]

Dead@ the knuck link

That blindsided me

But lol I remember that Dagel vid

God that was depressing

[El Muffin]

Legit was eating a slice of pizza w/ nothing but cilantro on it

[Saint]

Phant the OG pizzaface tbr

[El Muffin]

Clayton^

[Cred]

Legit was eating a slice of pizza w/ nothing but cilantro on it

Lmao

[uh-oh]

i vaguely remember the calefaction pizza delivery saga and we were trying to get his girl to post her butthole?

maybe i made that up. i don't remember the hush connection though. i just remember a pizza guy and his girl and me thinking the girl didn't look bad and thinking she should post nudes

closest i got was da biggests' ex kritz pm'ed a pic with uh and oh on her tits but they were covered. she had some big ol sloppers on her tho

[GUDELJ]

I wish I was around during the time the Dagel video was up. Damn

[Mediocrity]

Pizzagate

[BodySnatcher]

Damn yall niggas keep limiting me to pizza. LOL, all good thats my fault. 10 dollars an hour lmao.

[Mediocrity]

Damn yall niggas keep limiting me to pizza. LOL, all good thats my fault. 10 dollars an hour lmao.

With benefits

[Aero]

Legit was eating a slice of pizza w/ nothing but cilantro on it

You ate a pizza with nothing but cheese & cilantro? I can’t trust a nigga like you. Yo I loaned my guy $1,400 and he work at a restaurant. Haven’t heard from him since. Think I may pull up on him tbh.

[Mediocrity]

You ate a pizza with nothing but cheese & cilantro? I can’t trust a nigga like you. Yo I loaned my guy $1,400 and he work at a restaurant. Haven’t heard from him since. Think I may pull up on him tbh.

Are you nice with the hands, tho?

[Aero]

Are you nice with the hands, tho?

Very & he’s smaller than me but he just got out so he’s fast and swole.

[Mediocrity]

Very & he’s smaller than me but he just got out so he’s fast and swole.

Pull up and record it

[Hush]

Amazing thread

[Incredible]

Flow for a sig check

[Mediocrity]

Amazing thread

I’d rather read this than skim through a monologue about your dirty dick

[El Muffin]

You ate a pizza with nothing but cheese & cilantro? I can’t trust a nigga like you. Yo I loaned my guy $1,400 and he work at a restaurant. Haven’t heard from him since. Think I may pull up on him tbh.
Talking about dagel nigga

Hell nah

Shit send me 1,500 ill call u everyday n we can talk about stuff

Lmao

[Mediocrity]

Talking about dagel nigga

Hell nah

Shit send me 1,500 ill call u everyday n we can talk about stuff

Lmao

Have you called veritas yet?

[~RustyGunZ~]

I’d come back with something about your wife but I’m not a faggot

Dominos is shite

[El Muffin]

pizza hut trash to me

dominos has interesting specialty pizzas..n their crust has flavor now..idk

its salty

but papa johns>

in terms of the mainstream pizza spots

[Mediocrity]

Marcos pizza

[El Muffin]

Marcos pizza

They got one by me

Had it when they first came around but it was garb years ago

Its better now?

[Mediocrity]

They got one by me

Had it when they first came around but it was garb years ago

Its better now?

Yeah it’s decent. They got good subs too..

Idk if Papa Johns has been mentioned and I’m too lazy to look, but they are the goat

[~RustyGunZ~]

pizza hut trash to me

dominos has interesting specialty pizzas..n their crust has flavor now..idk

its salty

but papa johns>

in terms of the mainstream pizza spots

Doesn’t everywhere ever have a small lo***lly owned pizza joint that is immensely better than chains? Or is there more to middle America I don’t know about

[El Muffin]

Doesn’t everywhere ever have a small lo***lly owned pizza joint that is immensely better than chains? Or is there more to middle America I don’t know about

For the most part yes

Not where I was in Montana though

[Mediocrity]

Wow muff literally said papa johns before I did I’ma fuck

[Amen]

Doesn’t everywhere ever have a small lo***lly owned pizza joint that is immensely better than chains? Or is there more to middle America I don’t know about

No pizza like NY pizza - that's a fact.

[Enbombz]

Yeh Italy got nothing on New York.

[El Muffin]

lol

[Amen]

No one cares about Pizza in Italy? I can bet no one here has ever had a fucking slice of pizza in Italy.

Aside from maybe 1 or 2 of you European faggots... That's about it.

Here in the STATES, NY pizza top tier.

There's a phrase that goes like this; "No pizza like NY pizza" for a reason.

[Saint]

Chicago deep dish > NY style

[Enbombz]

What's the reason? They've never been Italy.

[Amen]

Chicago deep dish > NY style

Have you ever had NY pizza? And from where?
Enbombz Wtf? Lol... Ok soooooooo - They've never been to Italy so why even mention it... Man GTFOH LOL.

[Saint]

Have you ever had NY pizza? And from where?
Enbombz Wtf? Lol... Ok soooooooo - They've never been to Italy so why even mention it... Man GTFOH LOL.

Grimmaldis in Brooklyn

Edit & leftovers from Arturo's once

[Amen]

Lol, ok.

Don't think I've had pizza from there as far as I can recall... Hmmmm

I've had pizza from Chicago and it was hot trash. Near airport, tho lol.

[Enbombz]

it's good to have aspirations amen.

[Sharp]

I have had pizza in NYC and Venice, within 6 months of the other, 5+ years ago so I don't remember the specific spot either time, but both were affordable and good

Not a pizza aficionado, but the Italian joint was better. And their Gelato was life changing.


And as a northeastern US elitist it pains me to admit their food was better

[Amen]

Visited Florence, and sadly did not eat pizza. So IDK.

Had a lot of wine, tho. Wine is huge in Italy - that home made shit lol...

[Exis]

Thread of the year...

Veritas only responds to every head that be queer...& Muff ain't roll like that.

[Diablo]

I’d come back with something about your wife but I’m not a faggot

Dominos is shite

lmao I know Beth Schnozzberg loves Lars threads

Sure she saw the funny side as intended

[Flow]

Flow for a sig check

???

Oh the 2crip name. Ha im with ya

[Enbombz]

Wine is huge in Italy...

You are a fountain of knowledge today.

[Amen]

I'm not a wine drinker and know nothing about good/bad wine but the culture there revolved around wine from what I understood in speaking with residents in the areas visited. There was like a day dedicated to drinking wine in one of the local neighborhoods. Thought that was a bit extreme but w/e. Really nice culture and atmosphere but then again anywhere far from home what what you're accustomed to is nice.

[Diablo]

Red wine doesn't go in the freezer. You keep it at room temperature, heathens.

Generally the further you can put your thumb up the raised part at the bottom of the bottle, the better it's quality. If there's no gap at all, it's a cheap tasting house wine.

That's about all my knowledge on wines for you all.

[Exis]

Fuck bottled wine, take the cask like a man bitches...

[Sharp]

I've heard red wine should be chilled for about half an hour before serving. Still drink it at room temp so I can't say what's better

But Italy pizza>NYC pizza from my limited experience

[Exis]

Your right, like Port...but each to their own taste.

I get less intoxicated when it's chilled before hand...straight off the shelf & I'm gone like in an hour or two.

[wasim]

You ate a pizza with nothing but cheese & cilantro? I can’t trust a nigga like you. Yo I loaned my guy $1,400 and he work at a restaurant. Haven’t heard from him since. Think I may pull up on him tbh.

that money's gone, bro

[Aero]

that money's gone, bro


Friendship gone too then. I’m going to pull up on him though. Least we can do is set up a payment plan.

[Diablo]

I've heard red wine should be chilled for about half an hour before serving. Still drink it at room temp so I can't say what's better

But Italy pizza>NYC pizza from my limited experience

Red wine served too cold (or too warm) loses some of its character, the aroma especially.

Room temp especially where I'm at is the way to go. 65 degrees I'd say is perfect.

White wine can be refrigerated. It slows the whole process down and keeps it longer. I don't drink white, though, so do what you will with that NC afficionados.

[Cred]

Very & he’s smaller than me but he just got out so he’s fast and swole.



Shit send me 1,500 ill call u everyday n we can talk about stuff

Lmao



Y’all niggas got me ctfu this morning.

[veritas]

Thread of the year...

Veritas only responds to every head that be queer...& Muff ain't roll like that.

sooooo....where does this response leave us with you?

[BodySnatcher]

Room temp red wine
Chill white wine
Italy pizza better than NY easily & I've never been...low-key nothing special about NY pizza if you have a mom and pop shop near that cares about there product they are just as good. When I was staying in NY on Fresh Pond (off metropolitan ave) I had plenty of pizza from Rosas, Tony, Carlos, etc..and were average.....all them basic first name Italian pizza shops. IMO

[veritas]

YOU MISSED THE CONNECTION THAT FINNY WORKS AT A PIZZA PLACE.

[Geno]

Lmao.

[yzeOne]

There's a phrase that goes like this; "No pizza like NY pizza" for a reason.

MY GOD... whoever came up with that phrase is a fucking genius

Italian pizza ain't even got cheese on it unless you ask for it... fuck Italian pizza

[El Muffin]

Friendship gone too then. I’m going to pull up on him though. Least we can do is set up a payment plan.

Lmao

He ran off on the plug twice

[El Muffin]

Room temp red wine
Chill white wine
Italy pizza better than NY easily & I've never been...low-key nothing special about NY pizza if you have a mom and pop shop near that cares about there product they are just as good. When I was staying on Fresh Pond (off metropolitan ave) I had plenty of pizza from Rosas, Tony, Carlos, etc..and were average.....all them basic first name Italian pizza shops. IMO

Pizza Pablo assessment will win every time

[Current faggot]

YOU MISSED THE CONNECTION THAT FINNY WORKS AT A PIZZA PLACE.

At finny that sensitive nigga with that little Dick complex who has a faggot for a son?

[Diode]

No one cares about Pizza in Italy? I can bet no one here has ever had a fucking slice of pizza in Italy.


hi

[Diode]

Chicago deep dish > NY style

stick your fucking casserole up your ass with that fraud shit

[Diode]

I have had pizza in NYC and Venice, within 6 months of the other, 5+ years ago so I don't remember the specific spot either time, but both were affordable and good

Not a pizza aficionado, but the Italian joint was better. And their Gelato was life changing.


And as a northeastern US elitist it pains me to admit their food was better

pizza in italy is ** not the same food **

[Diode]

Red wine doesn't go in the freezer. You keep it at room temperature, heathens.


this.

[Amen]

hi

Where did you visit?

[Diode]

Where did you visit?

florence, assisi, rome, wine country

[Amen]

Dope.

[Finnydot]

At finny that sensitive nigga with that little Dick complex who has a faggot for a son?

One and only.

[Finnydot]

For the record, every city has it's own style. A lot of people know about thin crust pizza they do it just about everywhere. However, my place is the only place to get authentic St. Louis style pizza in KC. My boss grew up there and it's actually really fucking good.

Our thin crust is packaged, but there's a couple reasons for that. First off, i make our traditional dough quite frequently and it's almost as popular as the thin but it also has a different cheese by default. They also don't butter the top of the traditional crust like we do the St louie style.

Our thin crust gets a 60-70% provolone cheese with round about the other 30 being true mozzarella. Flip that around and that's actually our "mozarella" we use for traditional.
Add that we have an entire gluten free menu on addition to our entire vegan menu, our imported beers and drafts, people come from all over the country to stop in. My boss has never advertised through radio or tv and still packs the house every weekend.

My boss told me the volume we do they have 2-3 stores in chains to cover the delivery area we serve too.


Waldo Pizza is kinda of a big deal. We have over 100 employees.

[El Muffin]

This nigga got a 50 cent raise & now he Papa John in this bih

We got da gluten free he says

[uh-oh]

just want to thank yze and diode for pointing out italian pizza isn't pizza

i've never had italian pizza though, but what type of heathen would eat pizza while in italiy???????

pizza in italy's origins were basically, oh shit we're poor and have nothing to make for dinner. we got some left over sauce, and some dough? some basil and if we're lucky some cheese? aight throw it together.

but the gindaloons who had the balls to get on ships like my great grandparents and come to the greatest nation on earth, perfected it to be sold to gentiles

NY pizza>

also ive never had chicago pizza, im sure its good for what it is. but its more like lasagna than pizza

give me a giant slice i gotta fold in half that cracks and drips grease down the front of my guinea wife beater

[Diode]

^ mostly this.

you get pasta in italy. and gelato. and wine.

and that's mostly it.

[uh-oh]

if im in italy im eating nothing but pasta dishes and seafood.

i would probably still eat pizza too though. the dirt is too strong in this one.

ive never had octopus but if a short grizzled italian man cooked it you know its fire.

[Diode]

if im in italy im eating nothing but pasta dishes and seafood.

i would probably still eat pizza too though. the dirt is too strong in this one.

ive never had octopus but if a short grizzled italian man cooked it you know its fire.

baby octopus (you don't eat adult octopus) is great, especially chilled or grilled.

[Diablo]

if im in italy im eating nothing but pasta dishes and seafood.

i would probably still eat pizza too though. the dirt is too strong in this one.

ive never had octopus but if a short grizzled italian man cooked it you know its fire.

The tentacles are actually dope. Huge thick pieces of meat, like a good steak, and the suckers running along it are like the rind of belly pork.

Delicious.

[El Muffin]

Seafood is gross

All of it

[Amen]

just want to thank yze and diode for pointing out italian pizza isn't pizza

i've never had italian pizza though, but what type of heathen would eat pizza while in italiy???????

pizza in italy's origins were basically, oh shit we're poor and have nothing to make for dinner. we got some left over sauce, and some dough? some basil and if we're lucky some cheese? aight throw it together.

but the gindaloons who had the balls to get on ships like my great grandparents and come to the greatest nation on earth, perfected it to be sold to gentiles

NY pizza>

also ive never had chicago pizza, im sure its good for what it is. but its more like lasagna than pizza

give me a giant slice i gotta fold in half that cracks and drips grease down the front of my guinea wife beater

^ mostly this.

you get pasta in italy. and gelato. and wine.

and that's mostly it.

Both basically confirming what I said lol...

Yea, I didn't even think of eating pizza while in Florence, actually. Should have tho, now that I think about it lol....

And word, a lot of sea food dshes served. I don't eat sea food so kept it as Americanized as I could but food was great man... Wife and I want to go back...

[GUDELJ]

This nigga got a 50 cent raise & now he Papa John in this bih

We got da gluten free he says

Lmao


Amen I agree with you on ny pizza being the best

[Diablo]

This nigga got a 50 cent raise & now he Papa John in this bih

We got da gluten free he says

Damn. We can't just let Finny have his moment here? He's obviously passionate about his new job.

Let the man eat.

[El Muffin]

Damn. We can't just let Finny have his moment here? He's obviously passionate about his new job.

Let the man eat.

Alright .

He went into such detail about the shit xD

It tickled me I'm sorry lol

Finny you may proceed w/ telling us how many carbohydrates are in each individual pepperoni slice

[Amen]

Says who?

[Eŋg]

considering how fat, ugly and ungainly knuck appears to be, his wife is actually pretty decent looking.

it's relative, after all.

look after her, bro.