Rd. 1: Blue Waffle vs Not Showing - BLUE WAFFLE WINS

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Blue Bayou & El Muffin

vs

Killing Spree vs Swerve

[El Muffin]

Max in this bih Blue Bayou

[Swerve]

k

[Kill Spree]

Yea

[Blue Bayou]

Check

[El Muffin]

22 , may add another couplet

Noones tunin in coz ur both wack so let me stress it again
bros the only thing following Not Showing is the phrase "any potential to win"
match in the bag. partnas ok but spree drops amateur trash
& last time we seen swerve 'Swoop in for the Kill' was when nobody would tag w/ his ass
although KS is a city employee who provides much aid n assistance?
it Must suk hearin “thx 4 the good Plow” & only gettin a lifetime of waves frm a distance
ll BEAT swerve w/ the pump. no need to shoot from the hip
so youll see that Stock get Lowered. -& no , its not DOHpe after we recruited you, BITCH
yall nuthin but a couple pussy faggots about to get slayed w/ rights..
we’ll land a Fleury & Champ so quick they’ll change our name to the Vegas Knights
so title contention?! please u’ll never give Waffle this work..
ur so fucking ‘Out of It’ i thought u took down 10 roofies each w/ a bottle of Surp
Like Dennis Rader i HAVE to push these sadistic tendencies further..
so when i Bind/Torture- Kill i’ll make sure this cat from the new Genesee Murder
swerve woke up one day like "yknow? i think ill come back to the Lime"
but its hard being a shell of your former self when you were fucking WACK in ur prime
& Spree ur Cro-Magnon but I know it’s a fact that u’ll scrap still..
cuz i can tell by ur pic u RA Rugged Man…without ½ of his actual rap skill
but Swerve boiii how the fuck you expect to flex w/ the beasts
naming yourself s DUB: Nigga, u aint had a significant win in half a decade AT LEAST
yall shoulda never signed up. sooooo, just beg to retreat
Beating y'all is like James Harden: bruhhh that's NOT some 'exceptional feat'

Lol

[Swerve]

Muff aka Darren Thigpen aka Public Enema and Blue Bayou aka Ayeperos aka J R

Joies on heroin bruh

That shit tears me up when I think about it

Darrin,Ur girl?

Heroin’ll pull’er heart strings to death...s’why this Fgts weak
So I’ll provide the banJo needs around her arm to help play her ass to sleep
Plus Enema a worthless human... One bar droppin the dude
I’ll make Pub crawl till he dies.. from smashing his head in W/a bottle of booze
Lying fuck boi drop dimes, Even told us about his Clash W/Vic
Ducked TWO Pink slips to sell weed, yet his biggest fear is Bag’n Nik
I'm glad we got Muff round one, its really worth choosing,
This way, he won't pm me asking me to vote for him in a battle he's losing.
Darren got STDs, pathogens and a whole bunch of other shit,
But this the first time a muff turned into a blue waffle without him fucking it.
Blue, Muff and me got crew love, but its gettin to me,
We all got DoHpe in our veins...but Muff took it WAY too literally.
Done with ya old recluse ass Muff, really the shits depressin,
I'll pull this fossil out of his shell so he can reminisce about when Amber left him.
Beating me is a fallacy Muff, but the bubble will burst son,
That's a bigger pipe dream than your fantasies with men on the rig you worked on.
Blue got confidence to defend, but Swerve stay breaking spinal,
Told muff "I'll Karius to the end"...and got embarrased like the UEFA final.
The ruger blast hollows to medicate and leave them torn asunder,
Leave so many caps off at the scene of their death...Kanye'd buy it for an album cover.
Muff's an emotional man; an expressive fuck BUT if he tryna fold ya boi,
Forget heart on his sleeve....one blast'll leave his spine on his belt and lungs on his corduroys.

[Aero]

Blue Muffin


Noones tunin in coz ur both wack so let me stress it again
bros the only thing following Not Showing is the phrase "any potential to win"
aiiight, ooo I could've made this hot though
match in the bag. partnas ok but spree drops amateur trash
& last time we seen swerve 'Swoop in for the Kill' was when nobody would tag w/ his ass
lol this is factual
although KS is a city employee who provides much aid n assistance?
it Must suk hearin “thx 4 the good Plow” & only gettin a lifetime of waves frm a distance
cool but a better setup would've helped
ll BEAT swerve w/ the pump. no need to shoot from the hip
so youll see that Stock get Lowered. -& no , its not DOHpe after we recruited you, BITCH
cool, a bit predictable
yall nuthin but a couple pussy faggots about to get slayed w/ rights..
we’ll land a Fleury & Champ so quick they’ll change our name to the Vegas Knights
alright
so title contention?! please u’ll never give Waffle this work..
ur so fucking ‘Out of It’ i thought u took down 10 roofies each w/ a bottle of Surp
uninspired
Like Dennis Rader i HAVE to push these sadistic tendencies further..
so when i Bind/Torture- Kill i’ll make sure this cat from the new Genesee Murder
creative
swerve woke up one day like "yknow? i think ill come back to the Lime"
but its hard being a shell of your former self when you were fucking WACK in ur prime
nah man
& Spree ur Cro-Magnon but I know it’s a fact that u’ll scrap still..
cuz i can tell by ur pic u RA Rugged Man…without ½ of his actual rap skill
this is cool
but Swerve boiii how the fuck you expect to flex w/ the beasts
naming yourself s DUB: Nigga, u aint had a significant win in half a decade AT LEAST
okay
yall shoulda never signed up. sooooo, just beg to retreat
Beating y'all is like James Harden: bruhhh that's NOT some 'exceptional feat'
alright


LOL did Muff write this entire verse? I sense some writer's fatigue here. A lot of simple concepts whereas you two are top level talent here




Not Showing

Firstly, I don't like when people list too many aliases in the beginning. Just mostly deal with their current name as we generally don't care about past names especially old ones.

Heroin’ll pull’er heart strings to death...s’why this Fgts weak
So I’ll provide the banJo needs around her arm to help play her ass to sleep
coool
Plus Enema a worthless human... One bar droppin the dude
I’ll make Pub crawl till he dies.. from smashing his head in W/a bottle of booze
I get it and it works but im not feeling
Lying fuck boi drop dimes, Even told us about his Clash W/Vic
Ducked TWO Pink slips to sell weed, yet his biggest fear is Bag’n Nik
aight aight
I'm glad we got Muff round one, its really worth choosing,
This way, he won't pm me asking me to vote for him in a battle he's losing.
LOLOL ouch.
Darren got STDs, pathogens and a whole bunch of other shit,
But this the first time a muff turned into a blue waffle without him fucking it.
had to look up blue waffle, disgusting.. bar could've been executed better
Blue, Muff and me got crew love, but its gettin to me,
We all got DoHpe in our veins...but Muff took it WAY too literally.
i have to believe this is played. either way...
Done with ya old recluse ass Muff, really the shits depressin,
I'll pull this fossil out of his shell so he can reminisce about when Amber left him.
okay, maybe I don't fully understand the fossil part.
Beating me is a fallacy Muff, but the bubble will burst son,
That's a bigger pipe dream than your fantasies with men on the rig you worked on.
lol good
Blue got confidence to defend, but Swerve stay breaking spinal,
Told muff "I'll Karius to the end"...and got embarrased like the UEFA final.
standard, more should've been done
The ruger blast hollows to medicate and leave them torn asunder,
Leave so many caps off at the scene of their death...Kanye'd buy it for an album cover.
coo coo
Muff's an emotional man; an expressive fuck BUT if he tryna fold ya boi,
Forget heart on his sleeve....one blast'll leave his spine on his belt and lungs on his corduroys.
not a chance

some dry spots, some cool lines



This was a longer battle but it wasn't that exciting. *sigh* I am forced to do a numbers breakdown for a long battle I really didn't like. Never again tbh.


Blue Muff = 28.9
Not Showing = 27.8



MVGT Blue Muff

[Flow]

22 , may add another couplet

Noones tunin in coz ur both wack so let me stress it again
bros the only thing following Not Showing is the phrase "any potential to win"
simple but enjoyed
match in the bag. partnas ok but spree drops amateur trash
& last time we seen swerve 'Swoop in for the Kill' was when nobody would tag w/ his ass
meh
although KS is a city employee who provides much aid n assistance?
it Must suk hearin “thx 4 the good Plow” & only gettin a lifetime of waves frm a distance
ok not very clean
ll BEAT swerve w/ the pump. no need to shoot from the hip
so youll see that Stock get Lowered. -& no , its not DOHpe after we recruited you, BITCH
cool
yall nuthin but a couple pussy faggots about to get slayed w/ rights..
we’ll land a Fleury & Champ so quick they’ll change our name to the Vegas Knights
light
so title contention?! please u’ll never give Waffle this work..
ur so fucking ‘Out of It’ i thought u took down 10 roofies each w/ a bottle of Surp
the fuck. You guys are not coming as hard as i expected
Like Dennis Rader i HAVE to push these sadistic tendencies further..
so when i Bind/Torture- Kill i’ll make sure this cat from the new Genesee Murder
this was slick better
swerve woke up one day like "yknow? i think ill come back to the Lime"
but its hard being a shell of your former self when you were fucking WACK in ur prime
lmao theres the humor
& Spree ur Cro-Magnon but I know it’s a fact that u’ll scrap still..
cuz i can tell by ur pic u RA Rugged Man…without ½ of his actual rap skill
ok but nothing special
but Swerve boiii how the fuck you expect to flex w/ the beasts
naming yourself s DUB: Nigga, u aint had a significant win in half a decade AT LEAST
not very clever but hits
yall shoulda never signed up. sooooo, just beg to retreat
Beating y'all is like James Harden: bruhhh that's NOT some 'exceptional feat'
not a fan but loads better then the closer they went with
Lol

Vs

Muff aka Darren Thigpen aka Public Enema and Blue Bayou aka Ayeperos aka J R



Darrin,Ur girl?

Heroin’ll pull’er heart strings to death...s’why this Fgts weak
So I’ll provide the banJo needs around her arm to help play her ass to sleep
cool
Plus Enema a worthless human... One bar droppin the dude
I’ll make Pub crawl till he dies.. from smashing his head in W/a bottle of booze
meh weak
Lying fuck boi drop dimes, Even told us about his Clash W/Vic
Ducked TWO Pink slips to sell weed, yet his biggest fear is Bag’n Nik
ha ok
I'm glad we got Muff round one, its really worth choosing,
This way, he won't pm me asking me to vote for him in a battle he's losing.
Lol solid but if you quoted would of been fire
Darren got STDs, pathogens and a whole bunch of other shit,
But this the first time a muff turned into a blue waffle without him fucking it.
meh wording poor
Blue, Muff and me got crew love, but its gettin to me,
We all got DoHpe in our veins...but Muff took it WAY too literally.
simple but fun
Done with ya old recluse ass Muff, really the shits depressin,
I'll pull this fossil out of his shell so he can reminisce about when Amber left him
oh fire props to who thought that gem up.
Beating me is a fallacy Muff, but the bubble will burst son,
That's a bigger pipe dream than your fantasies with men on the rig you worked on.
solid
Blue got confidence to defend, but Swerve stay breaking spinal,
Told muff "I'll Karius to the end"...and got embarrased like the UEFA final.
as a liverpool fan this wasnt enjoyable as a bar its ok tad light
The ruger blast hollows to medicate and leave them torn asunder,
Leave so many caps off at the scene of their death...Kanye'd buy it for an album cover.
ok could of been more direct but yeah it coo
Muff's an emotional man; an expressive fuck BUT if he tryna fold ya boi,
Forget heart on his sleeve....one blast'll leave his spine on his belt and lungs on his corduroys.
meh seemed a throwaway for a closer

this was unexpected. No offence but i expected a white wash an this was loads closer then i ever imagined... ill have to come back to this. 1 hour n ill edit the final vote in. Good showing all.


Vote no showing

[DynamiCz]

Noones tunin in coz ur both wack so let me stress it again
bros the only thing following Not Showing is the phrase "any potential to win"

Lol Dope opener!

match in the bag. partnas ok but spree drops amateur trash
& last time we seen swerve 'Swoop in for the Kill' was when nobody would tag w/ his ass

Niceee!

although KS is a city employee who provides much aid n assistance?
it Must suk hearin “thx 4 the good Plow” & only gettin a lifetime of waves frm a distance

Decent

ll BEAT swerve w/ the pump. no need to shoot from the hip
so youll see that Stock get Lowered. -& no , its not DOHpe after we recruited you, BITCH

Lmao nice!

yall nuthin but a couple pussy faggots about to get slayed w/ rights..
we’ll land a Fleury & Champ so quick they’ll change our name to the Vegas Knights

This is nice!

so title contention?! please u’ll never give Waffle this work..
ur so fucking ‘Out of It’ i thought u took down 10 roofies each w/ a bottle of Surp

This was ok

Like Dennis Rader i HAVE to push these sadistic tendencies further..
so when i Bind/Torture- Kill i’ll make sure this cat from the new Genesee Murder

Nice

swerve woke up one day like "yknow? i think ill come back to the Lime"
but its hard being a shell of your former self when you were fucking WACK in ur prime

Coo

& Spree ur Cro-Magnon but I know it’s a fact that u’ll scrap still..
cuz i can tell by ur pic u RA Rugged Man…without ½ of his actual rap skill

Lmao nice

but Swerve boiii how the fuck you expect to flex w/ the beasts
naming yourself s DUB: Nigga, u aint had a significant win in half a decade AT LEAST

Another funny personal

yall shoulda never signed up. sooooo, just beg to retreat
Beating y'all is like James Harden: bruhhh that's NOT some 'exceptional feat'

This is DOPE!!!


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Heroin’ll pull’er heart strings to death...s’why this Fgts weak
So I’ll provide the banJo needs around her arm to help play her ass to sleep

Decent opener!

Plus Enema a worthless human... One bar droppin the dude
I’ll make Pub crawl till he dies.. from smashing his head in W/a bottle of booze

Lol this was coo!

Lying fuck boi drop dimes, Even told us about his Clash W/Vic
Ducked TWO Pink slips to sell weed, yet his biggest fear is Bag’n Nik

Fiya!!

I'm glad we got Muff round one, its really worth choosing,
This way, he won't pm me asking me to vote for him in a battle he's losing.

Nice personal!

Darren got STDs, pathogens and a whole bunch of other shit,
But this the first time a muff turned into a blue waffle without him fucking it.

Light!

Blue, Muff and me got crew love, but its gettin to me,
We all got DoHpe in our veins...but Muff took it WAY too literally.

Lmao Nice!

Done with ya old recluse ass Muff, really the shits depressin,
I'll pull this fossil out of his shell so he can reminisce about when Amber left him.

Another Jab!

Beating me is a fallacy Muff, but the bubble will burst son,
That's a bigger pipe dream than your fantasies with men on the rig you worked on.

Nahhhh

Blue got confidence to defend, but Swerve stay breaking spinal,
Told muff "I'll Karius to the end"...and got embarrased like the UEFA final.

Ok

The ruger blast hollows to medicate and leave them torn asunder,
Leave so many caps off at the scene of their death...Kanye'd buy it for an album cover.

Didn't really get this one!

Muff's an emotional man; an expressive fuck BUT if he tryna fold ya boi,
Forget heart on his sleeve....one blast'll leave his spine on his belt and lungs on his corduroys.

Lol cool closer!

Damn this was a close ass battle here! I got Blue Waffle winning this by hair! Spree & Swerve was going crazy In the personal field and it was jabbing, but overall the harder stings came from blue & muff! Props to everybody! Good shit!


V-Blue Waffle

[Saint]

breakdown:

22. may add another couplet

Noones tunin in coz ur both wack so let me stress it again
bros the only thing following Not Showing is the phrase "any potential to win"

(cool opener)

match in the bag. partnas ok but spree drops amateur trash
& last time we seen swerve 'Swoop in for the Kill' was when nobody would tag w/ his ass

(ha. relevant i dug it)

although KS is a city employee who provides much aid n assistance?
it Must suk hearin “thx 4 the good Plow” & only gettin a lifetime of waves frm a distance

(didnt feel as much)

ll BEAT swerve w/ the pump. no need to shoot from the hip
so youll see that Stock get Lowered. -& no , its not DOHpe after we recruited you, BITCH

(Ok, old personal but stock was ok a little played tho)

yall nuthin but a couple pussy faggots about to get slayed w/ rights..
we’ll land a Fleury & Champ so quick they’ll change our name to the Vegas Knights

(alright ish, vgk i get it wrding helped)

so title contention?! please u’ll never give Waffle this work..
ur so fucking ‘Out of It’ i thought u took down 10 roofies each w/ a bottle of Surp

(miss to me)

Like Dennis Rader i HAVE to push these sadistic tendencies further..
so when i Bind/Torture- Kill i’ll make sure this cat from the new Genesee Murder

(fresh wp)

swerve woke up one day like "yknow? i think ill come back to the Lime"
but its hard being a shell of your former self when you were fucking WACK in ur prime

(strait personal)

& Spree ur Cro-Magnon but I know it’s a fact that u’ll scrap still..
cuz i can tell by ur pic u RA Rugged Man…without ½ of his actual rap skill

(ok)

but Swerve boiii how the fuck you expect to flex w/ the beasts
naming yourself s DUB: Nigga, u aint had a significant win in half a decade AT LEAST

(ehh, didnt fk w it too much..)

yall shoulda never signed up. sooooo, just beg to retreat
Beating y'all is like James Harden: bruhhh that's NOT some 'exceptional feat'

(weak closer imo/need to re-check)

Lol


Muff aka Darren Thigpen aka Public Enema and Blue Bayou aka Ayeperos aka J R



Darrin,Ur girl?

Heroin’ll pull’er heart strings to death...s’why this Fgts weak
So I’ll provide the banJo needs around her arm to help play her ass to sleep

(ok. personal attk)

Plus Enema a worthless human... One bar droppin the dude
I’ll make Pub crawl till he dies.. from smashing his head in W/a bottle of booze

(Im familiar w it. this ok)

Lying fuck boi drop dimes, Even told us about his Clash W/Vic
Ducked TWO Pink slips to sell weed, yet his biggest fear is Bag’n Nik

(came well, not rly true but then again maybe idk)

I'm glad we got Muff round one, its really worth choosing,
This way, he won't pm me asking me to vote for him in a battle he's losing.

(strait personal)

Darren got STDs, pathogens and a whole bunch of other shit,
But this the first time a muff turned into a blue waffle without him fucking it.

(bland but true)

Blue, Muff and me got crew love, but its gettin to me,
We all got DoHpe in our veins...but Muff took it WAY too literally.

(relevant, not real fresh but personal helped)

Done with ya old recluse ass Muff, really the shits depressin,
I'll pull this fossil out of his shell so he can reminisce about when Amber left him.

(liked it)

Beating me is a fallacy Muff, but the bubble will burst son,
That's a bigger pipe dream than your fantasies with men on the rig you worked on.

(nah)

Blue got confidence to defend, but Swerve stay breaking spinal,
Told muff "I'll Karius to the end"...and got embarrased like the UEFA final.

(not ringing w/ me. eh ok at best)

The ruger blast hollows to medicate and leave them torn asunder,
Leave so many caps off at the scene of their death...Kanye'd buy it for an album cover.

(wording off here, not a miss)

Muff's an emotional man; an expressive fuck BUT if he tryna fold ya boi,
Forget heart on his sleeve....one blast'll leave his spine on his belt and lungs on his corduroys.

(am i missing something? played imo)


this was a tough decision.
some good hits and some not so much.
I cant really call it legit..
both had personals i liked..
lmk review
EDIT:
IMO NS'ing trailed at the end, so my vote-> is Blue Waffle in a squeaker...

[Diablo]

22 , may add another couplet

Noones tunin in coz ur both wack so let me stress it again
bros the only thing following Not Showing is the phrase "any potential to win"

LOL nice off bat

match in the bag. partnas ok but spree drops amateur trash
& last time we seen swerve 'Swoop in for the Kill' was when nobody would tag w/ his ass

Nice personal jab here worded well

although KS is a city employee who provides much aid n assistance?
it Must suk hearin “thx 4 the good Plow” & only gettin a lifetime of waves frm a distance

lmao who even says "thanks for the good plow" though?! I fucked with it regardless lol

ll BEAT swerve w/ the pump. no need to shoot from the hip
so youll see that Stock get Lowered. -& no , its not DOHpe after we recruited you, BITCH

I kinda saw this one coming from the stock got lowered wording but it was okay

yall nuthin but a couple pussy faggots about to get slayed w/ rights..
we’ll land a Fleury & Champ so quick they’ll change our name to the Vegas Knights

nice

so title contention?! please u’ll never give Waffle this work..
ur so fucking ‘Out of It’ i thought u took down 10 roofies each w/ a bottle of Surp

good shit

Like Dennis Rader i HAVE to push these sadistic tendencies further..
so when i Bind/Torture- Kill i’ll make sure this cat from the new Genesee Murder

I fuck with this more than I prob should

swerve woke up one day like "yknow? i think ill come back to the Lime"
but its hard being a shell of your former self when you were fucking WACK in ur prime

okay

& Spree ur Cro-Magnon but I know it’s a fact that u’ll scrap still..
cuz i can tell by ur pic u RA Rugged Man…without ½ of his actual rap skill

sure I've seen an RA Rugged Man done recently but this was okay


but Swerve boiii how the fuck you expect to flex w/ the beasts
naming yourself s DUB: Nigga, u aint had a significant win in half a decade AT LEAST

loooool

yall shoulda never signed up. sooooo, just beg to retreat
Beating y'all is like James Harden: bruhhh that's NOT some 'exceptional feat'

don't think I got this one tbh, can't feel like I'm missing too much though
Lol



Vs



Muff aka Darren Thigpen aka Public Enema and Blue Bayou aka Ayeperos aka J R



Darrin,Ur girl?

Heroin’ll pull’er heart strings to death...s’why this Fgts weak
So I’ll provide the banJo needs around her arm to help play her ass to sleep

yoooo I know this hurt Muff from the jump ahahahaha

Plus Enema a worthless human... One bar droppin the dude
I’ll make Pub crawl till he dies.. from smashing his head in W/a bottle of booze

okay

Lying fuck boi drop dimes, Even told us about his Clash W/Vic
Ducked TWO Pink slips to sell weed, yet his biggest fear is Bag’n Nik

great idea here with the BagNNik

I'm glad we got Muff round one, its really worth choosing,
This way, he won't pm me asking me to vote for him in a battle he's losing.

loooool swerve doing Muff dirty

Darren got STDs, pathogens and a whole bunch of other shit,
But this the first time a muff turned into a blue waffle without him fucking it.

okay

Blue, Muff and me got crew love, but its gettin to me,
We all got DoHpe in our veins...but Muff took it WAY too literally.

cool personal, Swerve found his angle and going cray with it

Done with ya old recluse ass Muff, really the shits depressin,
I'll pull this fossil out of his shell so he can reminisce about when Amber left him.

just okay here

Beating me is a fallacy Muff, but the bubble will burst son,
That's a bigger pipe dream than your fantasies with men on the rig you worked on.

LOL good

Blue got confidence to defend, but Swerve stay breaking spinal,
Told muff "I'll Karius to the end"...and got embarrased like the UEFA final.

nice idea. I had one of these in mind and decided against it in the end but was glad to see someone use it

The ruger blast hollows to medicate and leave them torn asunder,
Leave so many caps off at the scene of their death...Kanye'd buy it for an album cover.
nice and current to the board

Muff's an emotionalc man; an expressive fuck BUT if he tryna fold ya boi,
Forget heart on his sleeve....one blast'll leave his spine on his belt and lungs on his corduroys.

I wasn't so keen on that final idiom but that's pretty much the only thing I didn't at least like... very cool battle, the Amber lines will be sure to have hurt up Muff when he read them back but I think overall Blue Waffle had enough to take it, they meshed well while Swerve and KS seemed a little more inconsistent with the haymakers and light jabs to me

That's what decided it

Vote: Blue waffle

[For Battling]

Noones tunin in coz ur both wack so let me stress it again
bros the only thing following Not Showing is the phrase "any potential to win"
lol ok
match in the bag. partnas ok but spree drops amateur trash
& last time we seen swerve 'Swoop in for the Kill' was when nobody would tag w/ his ass
ha, this was good
although KS is a city employee who provides much aid n assistance?
it Must suk hearin “thx 4 the good Plow” & only gettin a lifetime of waves frm a distance
lol Good plow. This is ok
ll BEAT swerve w/ the pump. no need to shoot from the hip
so youll see that Stock get Lowered. -& no , its not DOHpe after we recruited you, BITCH
decent for me here
yall nuthin but a couple pussy faggots about to get slayed w/ rights..
we’ll land a Fleury & Champ so quick they’ll change our name to the Vegas Knights
alright pretty cool
so title contention?! please u’ll never give Waffle this work..
ur so fucking ‘Out of It’ i thought u took down 10 roofies each w/ a bottle of Surp
nahhh
Like Dennis Rader i HAVE to push these sadistic tendencies further..
so when i Bind/Torture- Kill i’ll make sure this cat from the new Genesee Murder
alright
swerve woke up one day like "yknow? i think ill come back to the Lime"
but its hard being a shell of your former self when you were fucking WACK in ur prime
lol’d at the setup. This was decent, I used a shell of what you used to be line against Alvin that I liked better
& Spree ur Cro-Magnon but I know it’s a fact that u’ll scrap still..
cuz i can tell by ur pic u RA Rugged Man…without ½ of his actual rap skill
lol alright
but Swerve boiii how the fuck you expect to flex w/ the beasts
naming yourself s DUB: Nigga, u aint had a significant win in half a decade AT LEAST
nah
yall shoulda never signed up. sooooo, just beg to retreat
Beating y'all is like James Harden: bruhhh that's NOT some 'exceptional feat'
lmao nooo

3 misses. Pretty good verse fellas, very consistent here

Vs


Heroin’ll pull’er heart strings to death...s’why this Fgts weak
So I’ll provide the banJo needs around her arm to help play her ass to sleep
fuckkk. This was ill. Solid bar here
Plus Enema a worthless human... One bar droppin the dude
I’ll make Pub crawl till he dies.. from smashing his head in W/a bottle of booze
alright cool
Lying fuck boi drop dimes, Even told us about his Clash W/Vic
Ducked TWO Pink slips to sell weed, yet his biggest fear is Bag’n Nik
decent here
I'm glad we got Muff round one, its really worth choosing,
This way, he won't pm me asking me to vote for him in a battle he's losing.
lol I can see it
Darren got STDs, pathogens and a whole bunch of other shit,
But this the first time a muff turned into a blue waffle without him fucking it.
lmao I liked this
Blue, Muff and me got crew love, but its gettin to me,
We all got DoHpe in our veins...but Muff took it WAY too literally.
alright pretty good
Done with ya old recluse ass Muff, really the shits depressin,
I'll pull this fossil out of his shell so he can reminisce about when Amber left him.
nah thought this one was weak
Beating me is a fallacy Muff, but the bubble will burst son,
That's a bigger pipe dream than your fantasies with men on the rig you worked on.
lollll I liked this
Blue got confidence to defend, but Swerve stay breaking spinal,
Told muff "I'll Karius to the end"...and got embarrased like the UEFA final.
alright
The ruger blast hollows to medicate and leave them torn asunder,
Leave so many caps off at the scene of their death...Kanye'd buy it for an album cover.
ok
Muff's an emotional man; an expressive fuck BUT if he tryna fold ya boi,
Forget heart on his sleeve....one blast'll leave his spine on his belt and lungs on his corduroys.
nah

Damn Swerve and KS really surprised me here, didn’t expect them to actually try this hard and come through tbh. They had 2 misses and a lot of funny lines and good concepts. Good job.

Close call, really close. I gotta go with what was more enjoyable to read as well as less misses.

Vote: Not Showing

[Barcotic]

Noones tunin in coz ur both wack so let me stress it again
bros the only thing following Not Showing is the phrase "any potential to win"
nah yo, weak
match in the bag. partnas ok but spree drops amateur trash
& last time we seen swerve 'Swoop in for the Kill' was when nobody would tag w/ his ass
good
although KS is a city employee who provides much aid n assistance?
it Must suk hearin “thx 4 the good Plow” & only gettin a lifetime of waves frm a distance
lol good
ll BEAT swerve w/ the pump. no need to shoot from the hip
so youll see that Stock get Lowered. -& no , its not DOHpe after we recruited you, BITCH
damn, solid
yall nuthin but a couple pussy faggots about to get slayed w/ rights..
we’ll land a Fleury & Champ so quick they’ll change our name to the Vegas Knights
dope
so title contention?! please u’ll never give Waffle this work..
ur so fucking ‘Out of It’ i thought u took down 10 roofies each w/ a bottle of Surp
decent
Like Dennis Rader i HAVE to push these sadistic tendencies further..
so when i Bind/Torture- Kill i’ll make sure this cat from the new Genesee Murder
miss
swerve woke up one day like "yknow? i think ill come back to the Lime"
but its hard being a shell of your former self when you were fucking WACK in ur prime
bland
& Spree ur Cro-Magnon but I know it’s a fact that u’ll scrap still..
cuz i can tell by ur pic u RA Rugged Man…without ½ of his actual rap skill
dece
but Swerve boiii how the fuck you expect to flex w/ the beasts
naming yourself s DUB: Nigga, u aint had a significant win in half a decade AT LEAST
wtf no
yall shoulda never signed up. sooooo, just beg to retreat
Beating y'all is like James Harden: bruhhh that's NOT some 'exceptional feat'
ok

4 gd punches
3 jabs
4 misses

vs

Heroin’ll pull’er heart strings to death...s’why this Fgts weak
So I’ll provide the banJo needs around her arm to help play her ass to sleep
cool
Plus Enema a worthless human... One bar droppin the dude
I’ll make Pub crawl till he dies.. from smashing his head in W/a bottle of booze
ok
Lying fuck boi drop dimes, Even told us about his Clash W/Vic
Ducked TWO Pink slips to sell weed, yet his biggest fear is Bag’n Nik
no
I'm glad we got Muff round one, its really worth choosing,
This way, he won't pm me asking me to vote for him in a battle he's losing.
likely true but bland af
Darren got STDs, pathogens and a whole bunch of other shit,
But this the first time a muff turned into a blue waffle without him fucking it.
hit
Blue, Muff and me got crew love, but its gettin to me,
We all got DoHpe in our veins...but Muff took it WAY too literally.
played
Done with ya old recluse ass Muff, really the shits depressin,
I'll pull this fossil out of his shell so he can reminisce about when Amber left him.
fire
Beating me is a fallacy Muff, but the bubble will burst son,
That's a bigger pipe dream than your fantasies with men on the rig you worked on.
playedish but dece
Blue got confidence to defend, but Swerve stay breaking spinal,
Told muff "I'll Karius to the end"...and got embarrased like the UEFA final.
dope concept, weird execution. decent
The ruger blast hollows to medicate and leave them torn asunder,
Leave so many caps off at the scene of their death...Kanye'd buy it for an album cover.
not feelin
Muff's an emotional man; an expressive fuck BUT if he tryna fold ya boi,
Forget heart on his sleeve....one blast'll leave his spine on his belt and lungs on his corduroys.
played filler type bar

2 gd punches
4 jabs
5 misses

decent batt
v/bluff

but blue we both cant have "the best" in our usertitles
U should change that

[BodySnatcher]

Noones tunin in coz ur both wack so let me stress it again
bros the only thing following Not Showing is the phrase "any potential to win"
st8
match in the bag. partnas ok but spree drops amateur trash
& last time we seen swerve 'Swoop in for the Kill' was when nobody would tag w/ his ass
not bad
although KS is a city employee who provides much aid n assistance?
it Must suk hearin “thx 4 the good Plow” & only gettin a lifetime of waves frm a distance
lol
ll BEAT swerve w/ the pump. no need to shoot from the hip
so youll see that Stock get Lowered. -& no , its not DOHpe after we recruited you, BITCH
cool line
yall nuthin but a couple pussy faggots about to get slayed w/ rights..
we’ll land a Fleury & Champ so quick they’ll change our name to the Vegas Knights
over my head sorry fellas
so title contention?! please u’ll never give Waffle this work..
ur so fucking ‘Out of It’ i thought u took down 10 roofies each w/ a bottle of Surp
meh
Like Dennis Rader i HAVE to push these sadistic tendencies further..
so when i Bind/Torture- Kill i’ll make sure this cat from the new Genesee Murder
meh
swerve woke up one day like "yknow? i think ill come back to the Lime"
but its hard being a shell of your former self when you were fucking WACK in ur prime
lol
& Spree ur Cro-Magnon but I know it’s a fact that u’ll scrap still..
cuz i can tell by ur pic u RA Rugged Man…without ½ of his actual rap skill
light but i like it
but Swerve boiii how the fuck you expect to flex w/ the beasts
naming yourself s DUB: Nigga, u aint had a significant win in half a decade AT LEAST
good personal
yall shoulda never signed up. sooooo, just beg to retreat
Beating y'all is like James Harden: bruhhh that's NOT some 'exceptional feat'
decent closer





Heroin’ll pull’er heart strings to death...s’why this Fgts weak
So I’ll provide the banJo needs around her arm to help play her ass to sleep
cool
Plus Enema a worthless human... One bar droppin the dude
I’ll make Pub crawl till he dies.. from smashing his head in W/a bottle of booze
meh
Lying fuck boi drop dimes, Even told us about his Clash W/Vic
Ducked TWO Pink slips to sell weed, yet his biggest fear is Bag’n Nik
i like it
I'm glad we got Muff round one, its really worth choosing,
This way, he won't pm me asking me to vote for him in a battle he's losing.
dope
Darren got STDs, pathogens and a whole bunch of other shit,
But this the first time a muff turned into a blue waffle without him fucking it.
lol not bad not great
Blue, Muff and me got crew love, but its gettin to me,
We all got DoHpe in our veins...but Muff took it WAY too literally.
cool
Done with ya old recluse ass Muff, really the shits depressin,
I'll pull this fossil out of his shell so he can reminisce about when Amber left him.
LOTB
Beating me is a fallacy Muff, but the bubble will burst son,
That's a bigger pipe dream than your fantasies with men on the rig you worked on.
lolol
Blue got confidence to defend, but Swerve stay breaking spinal,
Told muff "I'll Karius to the end"...and got embarrased like the UEFA final.
over my head sorry fellas
The ruger blast hollows to medicate and leave them torn asunder,
Leave so many caps off at the scene of their death...Kanye'd buy it for an album cover.
fresh & current
Muff's an emotional man; an expressive fuck BUT if he tryna fold ya boi,
Forget heart on his sleeve....one blast'll leave his spine on his belt and lungs on his corduroys.
decent closer

damn hot fire here, an unexpected turn of events as I have No-Showing winning in a tight battle. Props to both teams.