So Amber (my first ex) hmu talm bout she misses me n wants me to come back

[El Muffin]

Y'all remember Amber. First ex I had outta 4 in Montana

The one that single handedly got me out of the dumps?

And I ain't been the same nigga since?

Aero

U always told me to get her back if I could

http://imgur.com/PvpqjY4

Not gonna lie man I'm like fuck I miss you too

She's talking about flying to come visit

Miss this white girl frfr.

She's good ppl man . been 2 years since we spoke but we lived in same town so she saw me a lot N by recent admission she watched my every move n saw the drama I had w/ the following love interests lol

Flattered me how much she was following me

She knows about everything n we never talked

[El Muffin]

Most recent ex shitting on her but that bih crazy

Look at her eyebrows

She a fighter bro lmao

Trust me I know. She jab me like zab Judah

http://imgur.com/tKaoFIU

I miss plain Jane amber :(

[Mr. Faggot]

Nigga log off

[El Muffin]

Lol

Bih I ain't even been active much save for today chill

Dead @ "how could we forget " tag

Yeah coz I went Batshit over her to you niggas when we first hit it off Lmao

Y'all funny

[Amen]

How could we forget. You went on for weeks at a time about her pussy making you nut at just the sight.

[El Muffin]

LMAO I HATE YOU xD

Nigga I was sprung yeah yeah I know

Idk about that premature nut shit but I did gas the pussy though

[Amen]

<3

[Saint]

I like this one better than joie. I dont follow the sagas so iono

[Amen]

LOL, INF liking Muff bitches like it's some Soap op.

You don't follow the SAGAS?

I call bullshit.

[El Muffin]

I like this one better than joie. I dont follow the sagas so iono

Joie was cute AF B4 she relapsed cuddy

https://m.imgur.com/zwsyGzh

I think it was because she was like 5'0 100 pounds (I looove small women yo I discovered)

N pussy was so wet she soaked me from chest down & I ain't know how to deal

But out of the all the chicks I been w/ ole girl had the best pussy I ever encountered frfr

N I know one if her exes n he str8 up was like yo Darin,is it just me or Joie had that fire bro LMAO

WE BOTH TRIED TO GET HER BACK

UNTULL SHE GOT on heroin

N then y'all saw the result .
Fuck Man

Lars fucked my world up by finding that relapse pic in HoT

Should of won just off a that coz it hurt me lol

[El Muffin]

Don't post it in here yo

That shit stabs me every time lol

[Enbombz]

You get back with amber she gone want a baby.

[El Muffin]

I never fucked her strapped . & we lived together a year

She got that wrist implant thing

Fire at will

Don't u gotta like do something every cpl years to ensure it keeps working tho?

I can't remember. She told me but all I heard was "blah blah you won't get me pregnant"

All I needa hear Shiiit

Arch ya back bih

[Amen]

"It hurt me"

Lmfao, jesus Muff.

Women over here hurting you and Bags.

[El Muffin]

It did doe

I never even seen that pic till Lars posted it

She had me blocked at the time

I only HEARD she was bad off

N then to see it?

Oh fuck Diablo

That shit was funny/fucked up / depressing

Simutaneousky lmao!

[Munster]

Y'all remember Amber. First ex I had outta 4 in Montana

The one that single handedly got me out of the dumps?

And I ain't been the same nigga since?

Aero

U always told me to get her back if I could

http://imgur.com/PvpqjY4

Not gonna lie man I'm like fuck I miss you too

She's talking about flying to come visit

Miss this white girl frfr.

She's good ppl man . been 2 years since we spoke but we lived in same town so she saw me a lot N by recent admission she watched my every move n saw the drama I had w/ the following love interests lol

Flattered me how much she was following me

She knows about everything n we never talked

Bro I wouldn’t listen to aero on dating advice. No offense the dude is an Oreo he’s confused irl.

As far as this thread goes as a whole you deserve a karate chop in the neck. If u need me to explain I will

[El Muffin]

Lmao love u Eddie

U know I'm half white too tho right
German tbsoecific

I don't think aero is mixed. If he is he's 1/8 okinawan or some shit



Pm me specifics if u want Idk

[dull boy]

lol

[Munster]

Lmao love u Eddie

U know I'm half white too tho right
German tbsoecific

I don't think aero is mixed. If he is he's 1/8 okinawan or some shit



Pm me specifics if u want Idk

He may be black. I was never really convinced he was black tho. If he is he is an Oreo straight up

I remember years ago when he was hating on me talking bout I wasn’t gonna have fun in Vegas. Nigga I done spent more time in Vegas over the years then he has spent straightening his natural hair in the bathroom.

He don’t understand why his hair won’t stay straight ass nigga

But yea my advice would be to take your ass to the nearest target and try your luck. Look at what they have in their shopping carts you want to obviously avoid single mothers unless ur into that type of thing

The best thing about target is every type of girl shops there

Idk the specs of your relationship and why you too broke up but I do know that there are thousands of females in the area you’re in now

[El Muffin]

My nigga

[Ghost1]

eddie vs aero is drake vs push nc and I am fully invested.

[El Muffin]

He may be black. I was never really convinced he was black tho. If he is he is an Oreo straight up

I remember years ago when he was hating on me talking bout I wasn’t gonna have fun in Vegas. Nigga I done spent more time in Vegas over the years then he has spent straightening his natural hair in the bathroom.

He don’t understand why his hair won’t stay straight ass nigga

But yea my advice would be to take your ass to the nearest target and try your luck. Look at what they have in their shopping carts you want to obviously avoid single mothers unless ur into that type of thing

The best thing about target is every type of girl shops there

Idk the specs of your relationship and why you too broke up but I do know that there are thousands of females in the area you’re in now


http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=127705

Thas aero

& me

Bad pics but yeah

Most recent of me is in my sig

[Diablo]

Y'all remember Amber. First ex I had outta 4 in Montana

The one that single handedly got me out of the dumps?

And I ain't been the same nigga since?

Aero

U always told me to get her back if I could

http://imgur.com/PvpqjY4

Not gonna lie man I'm like fuck I miss you too

She's talking about flying to come visit

Miss this white girl frfr.

She's good ppl man . been 2 years since we spoke but we lived in same town so she saw me a lot N by recent admission she watched my every move n saw the drama I had w/ the following love interests lol

Flattered me how much she was following me

She knows about everything n we never talked

lmao she got your Facebook

it's pretty easy to follow your moves

even I know you got punched up recently by an ex from HoT

[Ghost1]

eddie blacker than both of u and im blacker than you with a tan lol cmon

[El Muffin]

Lolol xD ^

Straight facts

Ohhh shit lol

[Diablo]

Joie was cute AF B4 she relapsed cuddy

https://m.imgur.com/zwsyGzh

I think it was because she was like 5'0 100 pounds (I looove small women yo I discovered)

N pussy was so wet she soaked me from chest down & I ain't know how to deal

But out of the all the chicks I been w/ ole girl had the best pussy I ever encountered frfr

N I know one if her exes n he str8 up was like yo Darin,is it just me or Joie had that fire bro LMAO

WE BOTH TRIED TO GET HER BACK

UNTULL SHE GOT on heroin

N then y'all saw the result .
Fuck Man

Lars fucked my world up by finding that relapse pic in HoT

Should of won just off a that coz it hurt me lol

lmao I didn't care if I won or not because I knew that shit would kill you personally regardless of who voted

you win battles, I win wars

[El Muffin]

lmao she got your Facebook

it's pretty easy to follow your moves

even I know you got punched up recently by an ex from HoT

My shit public lmao xD

Never gave af

[El Muffin]

lmao I didn't care if I won or not because I knew that shit would kill you personally regardless of who voted

you win battles, I win wars

Hahaha

Yeah you got me on that

I couldn't do nothing but applaud

I'm like fk man this nigga is not to be trifled w/

He went n found that shit oh noo

[Mr. Faggot]

Less than this man....less than this

[Elemental P]

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=127705

Thas aero

& me

Bad pics but yeah

Most recent of me is in my sig

Why the fuck Aero Head look like a melting milk dud?

[Eŋg]

you can stop posting women here. there's nothing to prove.

if you want post-coital cuddles with amber after rape-choking her during a fuck, she's probably the one.

there's a certain clarity after we nut. mostly I just want a cigarette or a nap.

[El Muffin]

you can stop posting women here. there's nothing to prove.

if you want post-coital cuddles with amber after rape-choking her during a fuck, she's probably the one.

there's a certain clarity after we nut. mostly I just want a cigarette or a nap.

Not tryna prove abything ..

I'm just an open book

[Lenox]

Muff having delusional fantasies. What’s the mental ward number

[El Muffin]

Delusional?

Ok you little fat socially awkward reject Lenox

What about all of this screams delusional?

Tread carefully

I can make you look stupid rather easily

Go ahead lets hear it

[PancakeBrah]

Not tryna prove abything ..

I'm just an open book

No one asked, though.

Books don't verbalize their contents when I pass by them.

Be more like an open book and shut the fuck up.

[Ghost1]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Diablo]

No one asked, though.

Books don't verbalize their contents when I pass by them.

Be more like an open book and shut the fuck up.

lmao Muff an audio book

[Lenox]

Delusional?

Ok you little fat socially awkward reject Lenox

What about all of this screams delusional?

Tread carefully

I can make you look stupid rather easily

Go ahead lets hear it


Gone @ fat

[Kill Spree]

Delusional?

Ok you little fat socially awkward reject Lenox

What about all of this screams delusional?

Tread carefully

I can make you look stupid rather easily

Go ahead lets hear it

Lenox prolly weighs 80lbs you fat delusional meth head



Jk sorry

[Cred]

He may be black. I was never really convinced he was black tho. If he is he is an Oreo straight up

I remember years ago when he was hating on me talking bout I wasn’t gonna have fun in Vegas. Nigga I done spent more time in Vegas over the years then he has spent straightening his natural hair in the bathroom.

He don’t understand why his hair won’t stay straight ass nigga

But yea my advice would be to take your ass to the nearest target and try your luck. Look at what they have in their shopping carts you want to obviously avoid single mothers unless ur into that type of thing

The best thing about target is every type of girl shops there

Idk the specs of your relationship and why you too broke up but I do know that there are thousands of females in the area you’re in now

Lmaooo Aero he jus cut up on yo ass hahah

[Aero]

Lmaooo Aero he jus cut up on yo ass hahah

Eddie doesn’t have a clue what he’s talking about lol. I’m the type of guy to walk into a room and you look at your girl to see if she’s looking. You don’t say anything then but like a day later you’ll purposely check out a girl jogging and when your girl yells at you you snap back like “don’t play dumb, I seen you looking at the nigga the other day. Parity bitch, parity.”

Munster we need another story from you fam. You’re hilarious.

[Clout]

El Muffin ill dunk on you still <3

[Amen]

No one asked, though.

Books don't verbalize their contents when I pass by them.

Be more like an open book and shut the fuck up.

Lmfao

[El Muffin]

Lenox prolly weighs 80lbs you fat delusional meth head



Jk sorry

I weigh less than you and I'm flyer

Cut it

[El Muffin]

No one asked, though.

Books don't verbalize their contents when I pass by them.

Be more like an open book and shut the fuck up.

You mad

Stick to the shadows

Nothing about you is interesting frfr

Fuck you lame ass mf

[PancakeBrah]

Lmao this cornball edited his post 10 minutes later just to put 'frfr' after interesting.

Fucking psychopath.

[Witty]

No one asked, though.

Books don't verbalize their contents when I pass by them.

Be more like an open book and shut the fuck up.

Lmao.

Top 10 netcees posts of all time, easily.

Muff, I don't dislike you, but you are mentally unwell.

[Enbombz]

Pancakebrah legit top 3 posters on this site.

[Kill Spree]

I weigh less than you and I'm flyer

Cut it

You weigh less than me cos of your drug use


Flyer? You fuck crack heads



Nope.

Jk sorry

[El Muffin]

Lmao this cornball edited his post 10 minutes later just to put 'frfr' after interesting.

Fucking psychopath.

So?

I'm gonna edit a fuck u in t minus 5 minutes

[El Muffin]

You weigh less than me cos of your drug use


Flyer? You fuck crack heads



Nope.

Jk sorry

I know ur enjoying the fact that one if my exes is on drugs

But. Every chick I posted in here badder than any bitcg I seen u with

Drug use deteriorates

I'm still 31 going on 22

Meanwhile u ugly af

Gtfoh n go post a verse for tag stop reaching bitchboy

[El Muffin]

Oh he edited his POST omfg
PancakeBrah

You are a Fucking cornball nigga

Post a pic

Its evident . easily discernible . this the place you cone to front like you some kind of "cool guy"

U a fgt bro Tbh

Real talk

[Witty]

Muff you need help.

[PancakeBrah]

So?

I'm gonna edit a fuck u in t minus 5 minutes

No I appreciated I wasn't sure if you for real. Let alone for real for real.

[El Muffin]

Muff you need help.

Im swell.

Gtfoh.

How hypocritical it is coming from your perpetually sad ass

In good over here lmao

I made this thread because I felt like it . and most if you know the story so I inserted an update

I'm "unwell"

Lmao tf? I'm having a Fucking blast

You get YIUR shit together guy

[Mr. Faggot]

How does this ambers asshole appear in the grand scheme of things

[Witty]

Im swell.

Gtfoh.

How hypocritical it is coming from your perpetually sad ass

In good over here lmao

I made this thread because I felt like it . and most if you know the story so I inserted an update

I'm "unwell"

Lmao tf? I'm having a Fucking blast

You get YIUR shit together guy

I have a family and a steady job, getting good money.

Going on two vacations a year.

Are you really 32 Muff? If so...it's time to grow up.

[Witty]

I am probably perpetually sad...because I've seen things that would drive most people crazy.

But I work with it...I manage to have a relatively normal life. You on the other hand...sold some drugs for a while and are erratic to the point of insanity.

[El Muffin]

I have no kids

No liabilities

N I have different dalliances that almost never pan out into something That's worthy of a Hallmark channel special

Yet I'm having fun

So ..Idk

Ill settle down but until then ima keep doing me

Because I can . at 31.

I've never dated a chick over 23 save for Amber

Reasons for that .

I'm immature for my age .

Because I'm catching up

Already been discussed

Helps that I look young tho .
Otherwise I'd be this older looking weirdo shooting his shot Unsuccesfully

N that isn't the case

So let me live

[Witty]

Why are you catching up? Why didn't you sow your wild seeds in your teens and early twenties like most people?

[El Muffin]

Late teens I was dedicated to sports . had a pretty vanilla upbringing

Early 20s I had a drug habit that snowballed into obesity n probably 5 years if depression .. Like I became content with just feeling "eh" all the time .


I climbed out of that 3 years ago

Lost over 100 pounds

Became attractive to women

N its been madness ever since

U gotta understand msn

Our paths were different

N I'm not glorifying it either

I wish I didn't experience wat I did

All I know is im happy now . and im enjoying myself

Rather than waking up years consecutively like wtf is this shit

[El Muffin]

Amen Knows

Like its easy to clown . I get it

But there's reasoning behind the chaos

I'm good though .

[Amen]

Muff you give these clowns ammo bro.

Do you not see this? You open these doors willingly and get fired upon.

It's like you are turning yourself in for execution every time.

Just chill and do you, bro. We don't need to know is all most are saying.

[El Muffin]

I've already talked about it a bunch

Why not again . I don't think Witty has motive

He just doesn't pay attention n understandably so

[Amen]

That's the problem, while some are entertained others are bored and tired of reading/seeing it.

So it engages them and opens you up for trolling which Pancake for one is successfully doing, dude. Clearly he doesn't give a fuck, however he will post just to get you aggravated, which you seem to fall for EVERY time lol...

[~RustyGunZ~]

aye dear zuckerberg tagger step forward lul

[El Muffin]

Its whatever

Idgaf but you be right

[Exis]

I'll take her off of your hands...

[Aero]

I'll take her off of your hands...

Gangsta.

[Exis]

Could of threw up some Lebron shit schoolin' a nigga lol...instead of Jordan competein' against himself & air.

[El Muffin]

She just gonna use her vaca time n fly up ..

She ain't mines

But she will be for a week here soon

[veritas]

Muff....why all this?

[Hush]

Love you muff

[ACTIVATE SELF]

That's cool. No judgement rendered. But, what is this all about?

[Elemental P]

Late teens I was dedicated to sports . had a pretty vanilla upbringing

Early 20s I had a drug habit that snowballed into obesity n probably 5 years if depression .. Like I became content with just feeling "eh" all the time .


I climbed out of that 3 years ago

Lost over 100 pounds

Became attractive to women

N its been madness ever since

U gotta understand msn

Our paths were different

N I'm not glorifying it either

I wish I didn't experience wat I did

All I know is im happy now . and im enjoying myself

Rather than waking up years consecutively like wtf is this shit
That's real shit I can respect the fact you man enough to accept this. How did you get healthy and what drug was making you gain weight?

[Amen]

Antidepressants will cause weight gain.

When I was on Xanax a while back in like 2014, I had gained like 30/40 lbs man. Hated how it made me feel after like 3 months and asked my doctor to take me off the shit.

[Aero]

Why are you catching up? Why didn't you sow your wild seeds in your teens and early twenties like most people?


Log off permanently.

[El Muffin]

Love you muff

Love you too man

[Twodrop]

Antidepressants will cause weight gain.

When I was on Xanax a while back in like 2014, I had gained like 30/40 lbs man. Hated how it made me feel after like 3 months and asked my doctor to take me off the shit.

Ur doc gave u Xanax because u told him u were depressed?

sus...

That's an anxiety medication, highly addictive. I've had seizures detoxing off benzo's

In cali that shit is highly regulated... maybe it's diff where ur from but if ur General Practitioner gave u that for depression, that's big pharma for u.

[Amen]

Ur doc gave u Xanax because u told him u were depressed?

sus...

That's an anxiety medication, highly addictive. I've had seizures detoxing off benzo's

In cali that shit is highly regulated... maybe it's diff where ur from but if ur General Practitioner gave u that for depression, that's big pharma for u.

Psychiatrist. My regular doctor had given me Kolonopins which I didn't like either. Was only on both for about 3 months tops.

Never said I was "depressed". Was given to me for anxiety actually which I thought was odd. Always thought Xanax was for depression. I'm not a doctor tho, so just ate them up. Kind of abused them for the short time I was on them.

[Elemental P]

Psychiatrist. My regular doctor had given me Kolonopins which I didn't like either. Was only on both for about 3 months tops.

Never said I was "depressed". Was given to me for anxiety actually which I thought was odd. Always thought Xanax was for depression. I'm not a doctor tho, so just ate them up. Kind of abused them for the short time I was on them.

I get 1mg Ativan for my anxiety which is basically the pussy version of the benzos. Haven't really been taking them much lately but I would like to get in to better shape. What attributes the benzos to weight gain is it just the lazyness they induce ?

[Twodrop]

I get 1mg Ativan for my anxiety which is basically the pussy version of the benzos. Haven't really been taking them much lately but I would like to get in to better shape. What attributes the benzos to weight gain is it just the lazyness they induce ?

Yea, they have no direct correlation to weight gain.

Make u hella spacy tho, so if ur normally active it will definitely affect u.

Ativan is generic Xanax... ur still taking benzos.

A Xanax 'bar' is 2mg... so it's like double what u're taking

[Elemental P]

Psychiatrist. My regular doctor had given me Kolonopins which I didn't like either. Was only on both for about 3 months tops.

Never said I was "depressed". Was given to me for anxiety actually which I thought was odd. Always thought Xanax was for depression. I'm not a doctor tho, so just ate them up. Kind of abused them for the short time I was on them.

Yea, they have no direct correlation to weight gain.

Make u hella spacy tho, so if ur normally active it will definitely affect u.

Ativan is generic Xanax... ur still taking benzos.

A Xanax 'bar' is 2mg... so it's like double what u're taking

I've tried all of them before and Z's definitely seems to hit me harder than Ativan but maybe cuz I have a tolerance built up specific to the Ativan even tho it's still a benzo.

And yea that's what I figured is they give you rubber legs the next day and make u just not want to do shit I didn't think it had an actual direct effect for weight gain

[Twodrop]

From experience...

I'd recommend anyone taking anti-depressants, anti-anxiety, any form of psych meds....

Go walk up a mountain daily, or take a shot of whiskey after work...

I really am against all that shit.

Ur better off going through steroid cycles and hitting the iron than taking anti-anything meds..... There are certain cases where it is necessary, but they prescribe the shit like they are getting paid for it. Coincidence? I think not...

[Elemental P]

From experience...

I'd recommend anyone taking anti-depressants, anti-anxiety, any form of psych meds....

Go walk up a mountain daily, or take a shot of whiskey after work...

I really am against all that shit.

Ur better off going through steroid cycles and hitting the iron than taking anti-anything meds..... There are certain cases where it is necessary, but they prescribe the shit like they are getting paid for it. Coincidence? I think not...

Nah I know what you're talking and I agree I just have medical shit like Rheumatoid arthritis in my knees so going hiking and shit like I used to is a literal pain. My knees stay swollen the size of fucking grapefruit. I stay away from anti depression meds I tried a few and they just induced suicide ideology so I don't fuck with with them. Exercise is really a great and natural way to release the right chemicals in ur brain that induce happiness I just can't workout currently like I used to, at least until I get proper medicine or something

[Twodrop]

Nah I know what you're talking and I agree I just have medical shit like Rheumatoid arthritis in my knees so going hiking and shit like I used to is a literal pain. My knees stay swollen the size of fucking grapefruit. I stay away from anti depression meds I tried a few and they just induced suicide ideology so I don't fuck with with them. Exercise is really a great and natural way to release the right chemicals in ur brain that induce happiness I just can't workout currently like I used to, at least until I get proper medicine or something

That's whats shit...

Pain management is a thing.

Look into non-narcotic stuff like Gabapitin... just take a mile walk once a day, play some pick-up basketball u'll notice changes.

Our brains are stronger than the aliments that affect our body, there are multiple solutions

[El Muffin]

I agree

I had a physically demanding job

It did wonders for me

That n an assload of pussy ofcourse

[Twodrop]

I agree

I had a physically demanding job

It did wonders for me

That n an assload of pussy ofcourse

facts

pussy helps all things in a mans life.

[Chill Phil]

Ain't no future in the past.

Unless you've both changed since then.

[El Muffin]

Ain't no future in the past.

Unless you've both changed since then.

I'm just gonna smash for old times sake

She's coming here for a week

[Amen]

Yea, they have no direct correlation to weight gain.

Make u hella spacy tho, so if ur normally active it will definitely affect u.

Ativan is generic Xanax... ur still taking benzos.

A Xanax 'bar' is 2mg... so it's like double what u're taking

Word. I was prescribed 1MG Pins then 1MG xans. After a few months, I was like fuck this shit. I felt like a zombie man.

Had a rude awaking, and started to spiral out of control. Didn’t want that shit anymore. Against as well man... Shit is no good.

[El Muffin]

This white girl I'm talking to asking me to go kayaking with her

Pray for me

Niggas don't do these things but I'm gonna xD

Lmao this shit should be interesting

I'm tryna beat cheeks

She's totally out of my league but I'm bout to conform

I'm the best at that

[El Muffin]

Only reason I even gotta chance (in my head ) is because we had like a mutual crush kinda thing in high school

She's like is that you Darin? You still look like a baby !

I'm like uhh


Uhh

You too?!! ( I didn't say that of course I played it off . my game is wicked . but I'm being real with YOU niggas lol)

But...


http://imgur.com/bAlNte3


So not the case

GOD FUCKUNG DAMN
Infiltrate

There guy

[El Muffin]

I'm gonna fuck it up n do too much , watch

She's like a Christian girl

Believe it or not.

I'm really fkn excited though . like we got the seeing each other in person shit out the way

I projected myself to be a super sweet guy like I usually do

Worked. But now I'm like oh god

Kayak trip

She don't look like the outdoorsy type tf but I'm going nigga

We both gonna die but Idgaf its worth the risk STG

[El Muffin]

I eat ass if it smell like water

Facts

[El Muffin]

I'm excited

Quadruple post

N Idgaf wut u gotta say about it

Fuck u niggas

Edit: so she just corrected me , my dumb ass thought we were going rafting ..

Lmao

Much better . kayaking

There's no rapids down South anyway so idk why I started bugging out. I just don't do the whole paddling in water thing

[Elemental P]

Only reason I even gotta chance (in my head ) is because we had like a mutual crush kinda thing in high school

She's like is that you Darin? You still look like a baby !

I'm like uhh


Uhh

You too?!! ( I didn't say that of course I played it off . my game is wicked . but I'm being real with YOU niggas lol)

But...


http://imgur.com/bAlNte3


So not the case

GOD FUCKUNG DAMN
Infiltrate

There guy
That's what I'm talking bout bitches with them dark features. Get in them guts like a tapeworm

[Amen]

I eat ass if it smell like water

Facts

My nigga all grown up now.

couple of years ago you were like "ewwww AMEN YOU EAT ASS, OMG like so gross"

Word... Eat the fart out that butt hole, fam.

And your half black that is why you are scared. Half of your genetic make up can't swim. The German in you will help the doggy paddle come natural, tho.

[El Muffin]

I do remember that lmaoooooo

[Diablo]

I'm excited

Quadruple post

N Idgaf wut u gotta say about it

Fuck u niggas

Edit: so she just corrected me , my dumb ass thought we were going rafting ..

Lmao

Much better . kayaking

There's no rapids down South anyway so idk why I started bugging out. I just don't do the whole paddling in water thing

LMAO IM MORAL COMPLISHED THAN YOU, IM KAYAK-KING

[El Muffin]

I'm bout have like 5 floaties on each arm

[Ghost1]

doesn't your white half know how to swim?>

also way gone at rafting vs kayaking

u bout to have a relaxing day little muffin don't u fret

[Kill Spree]

I eat ass if it smell like water

Facts


Lmao

[El Muffin]

doesn't your white half know how to swim?>

also way gone at rafting vs kayaking

u bout to have a relaxing day little muffin don't u fret

Yeah I can swim like Michael helps

[El Muffin]

Nah fr ima strong swimmer

At first I thought we were going rafting ..

But its just this river .. Slow current .

I got it

I googled the shit N everything

Hadda make sure it wasn't like the Potomac

[Amen]

Michael HELPS, tho.

[El Muffin]

Intentional

[Diablo]

lmao michael phelpless

[El Muffin]

Death

[Diablo]

MIKE ILL, FELL PISS like Barc after a drunk night out

[Diablo]

topical king, MORE'LL LOVE THE STORY when I'm done

[El Muffin]

http://imgur.com/2Kpqy5R
https://m.imgur.com/Ew4rf2i

Yass guhrl YASS

[Amen]

Yass guhrl YASS

Bro, tell me you didn't send her those pictures?

[Inno]

https://i.imgur.com/2Kpqy5R.jpg

Can someone make this avatar size.

[Diablo]

https://i.imgur.com/2Kpqy5R.jpg

Can someone make this avatar size.

LMAOOOOOOOOO ROAST THIS WEEK? Incredible

[Incredible]

Lmao! Wtf? I got a good one up already, next week for sure!

[Amen]

Muff fucking his own game up now. She going to think this nigga super gay and friendzone him just to vent in his ear and go shopping.

[Enbombz]

Dude

[El Muffin]

Dawg she loved it

[El Muffin]

Bro, tell me you didn't send her those pictures?

She suggested it & loved them nigga

Dint tell me what to do & what not to

I know wtf I'm doing & I had her ass snapoing me pics of That ass all night after this

I'm content w/ mines


Why would I care about some swinging dicks here?

Exactly

[El Muffin]

Should see all the messages following these pics

Nobody gotta project around here

I'm gonna be telling this broad to arch her back in no time

[Amen]

More like she's going to be demanding you to, bro.

[El Muffin]

Things are rolling smoothly :)

[Amen]

LOL, ok bro. Have fun.

[El Muffin]

LOL, ok bro. Have fun.

Uhuh :)
.on it, boss

[Lenox]

What’s her instagram

[El Muffin]

Nope

[Lenox]

Plz

[Lenox]

Username: amber_lovebug37

Bio: the Muffin man is coming to get me

[El Muffin]

Lol I'm quickly forgetting amber even coming after talking about linking up for a kayak trip with this bitch omg

Ima eat the booty

[Elemental P]

What’s her instagram

LMFAO

[El Muffin]

Thirsty lol

[El Muffin]

Username: amber_lovebug37

Bio: the Muffin man is coming to get me

Hold on u want amber ig

Or this Valkyrie w/ the ass on her from page 5

Amber ig lame

This other girl ig popping so much I can't look at it . mad niggas thirsty af on there

I just take solace in the fact I'm bout to beat cheeks

[Amen]

This thread went from missing amber to some other random thot with a big ass making Muff wet dream and shit.

Jesus... This nigga like a dog with it's pink thing hanging out.

[El Muffin]

Wolfdick in this bih

So accurate

[Lenox]

Hold on u want amber ig

Or this Valkyrie w/ the ass on her from page 5

Amber ig lame

This other girl ig popping so much I can't look at it . mad niggas thirsty af on there

I just take solace in the fact I'm bout to beat cheeks


Yea no doubt give me the one on page 5

[El Muffin]

Na

[Elemental P]

My nigga all grown up now.

couple of years ago you were like "ewwww AMEN YOU EAT ASS, OMG like so gross"

Word... Eat the fart out that butt hole, fam.

And your half black that is why you are scared. Half of your genetic make up can't swim. The German in you will help the doggy paddle come natural, tho.
LMFAO gone

No wonder ur facial expression always look like u smelling shit

[El Muffin]

Ion stick my tongue all the way in the ass

I just kinda swipe it .. As I'm eating that pussy

Hike them legs over her head and just go crazy occasionally her asshole gonna get touched

First n foremost though? Hygieine

Can be NO smell emanating .. ANYWHERE

don't try play us like a nigga tongue be 3 inches deep in the ass coz it don't work like that.

Ion rock like thst

Must clarify for the lames here

[Amen]

Yea, I don't think anyone in the right frame of mind would touch a smelly asshole.

And if you not licking asshole, it explains your suicide and depression threads - bitches be cheating on you, huh? LOL

That is why. They want a nigga to eat their ass and stick a finger in it from time to time.

[El Muffin]

Sure, guy

I never had s break up stemming from a bitcg cheating on me you can miss me with that

Not gonna feign omnipotence n say its never happened

But no . reach

[Amen]

Bro, I wasn't talking too you. We are beefing in another thread - lets keep that there, moron.

That was directed at LMNO P.

[Elemental P]

Yea, I don't think anyone in the right frame of mind would touch a smelly asshole.

And if you not licking asshole, it explains your suicide and depression threads - bitches be cheating on you, huh? LOL

That is why. They want a nigga to eat their ass and stick a finger in it from time to time.

Yea but I like to spit in it then javalin my dick in after I haven't been brave enough to traverse to full Blown ass eatery yet. But I get plenty compliments bout my A1 tongue game real talk so if I tongue punch her fart box she gonna love it too. And I hear it taste like a roll of pennies LMFAO

[Amen]

Lollll

[El Muffin]

update:

so i got me a good one.

i think

not the big booty bitch i posted a pic of.

a completely different girl. not as bad but she makes up for it in multiple areas

think we might have something here

hood white bitch. and i just got plugged w/ the windshield. looks like im not escaping what i was doing. whatsoever

fam popped up w/ a proposition, im like whoa. out here too? shit. ok

[Mediocrity]

update:

so i got me a good one.

i think

not the big booty bitch i posted a pic of.

a completely different girl. not as bad but she makes up for it in multiple areas

think we might have something here

hood white bitch. and i just got plugged w/ the windshield. looks like im not escaping what i was doing. whatsoever

fam popped up w/ a proposition, im like whoa. out here too? shit. ok

Pics?

[El Muffin]

ight hold on.

[GUDELJ]

Hood white bitch? Yeah she gonna rob your shit


Good luck dating nick James baby mama bro

[Mediocrity]

update:

so i got me a good one.

i think

not the big booty bitch i posted a pic of.

a completely different girl. not as bad but she makes up for it in multiple areas

think we might have something here

hood white bitch. and i just got plugged w/ the windshield. looks like im not escaping what i was doing. whatsoever

fam popped up w/ a proposition, im like whoa. out here too? shit. ok



Yo you not ever gonna learn g. Is your money being longer worth your lifespan being shorter? Word to lux son lol

[Mediocrity]

Hood white bitch? Yeah she gonna rob your shit


Good luck dating nick James baby mama bro

Stop player hatin

[El Muffin]

https://imgur.com/aqG8M0G
https://imgur.com/IPgxUs7

https://imgur.com/VRyMhJf

THIS MF LOVE ME RN NOW BRO

SHES LIKE DOING THE MOST

N SHE LISTENS

TF

[El Muffin]

Hood white bitch? Yeah she gonna rob your shit


Good luck dating nick James baby mama bro

nah she aint thuggin

just got street sense n she supports the hustle

she dont even ask for shit, like i tried to pay for dinner n she slipped my money back in the glove

shes like biiiiiiig on being independent. shortys doing well for herself. i admit

plus she takes backshots like a champ

n lets me hike her legs over her head so i can suck the life out that pussy

so yeah. theres that

[El Muffin]

n mediocrity i hear you but im not listening tbh

[Mediocrity]

n mediocrity i hear you but im not listening tbh

Then why skip out of the last town if thats the case?

[El Muffin]

coz i was gonna get in trouble behind some bitch running her mouth outta spite

im like over a thousand miles away from all that

[GUDELJ]

She’s cute yo make some babies and teach your kids how to text battle

[El Muffin]

thanks man!!

shes already on some "we'd make some cute babies" type shittttttt

you know me ..like i dont have any children.. i told her id fuck around n not pull out ON purpose & she just laughing n shit

internally im like bitch im not kidding xD

but nah.. she got that shot so we good for now. lmaooooooooooo

but shes open to potentially having my child,yes. potentially

[Mediocrity]

The way you talkin bout her yo ass better trap her with a kid

[Mediocrity]

I recently slept with undoubtedly the baddest girl I’ve been with so far, to the point where I was questioning her self esteem cause she’s gotta think she’s straight trash to let me hit lmao

[El Muffin]

The way you talkin bout her yo ass better trap her with a kid

lmaooo

[GUDELJ]

I recently slept with undoubtedly the baddest girl I’ve been with so far, to the point where I was questioning her self esteem cause she’s gotta think she’s straight trash to let me hit lmao

We need pics

Of you and of this so called girl

[Mediocrity]

We need pics

Of you and of this so called girl

None of me and her, but I have some nsfw snaps she’s sent. She was a coworker so that’s how I met her. I’m not posting the ones she sent in the thread.

[GUDELJ]

Next time just keep it simple and say no

[Mediocrity]

Next time just keep it simple and say no

No

[Amen]

Lmfao

Muff, cut it out - let her phone home, fam.

[Hush]

I recently slept with undoubtedly the baddest girl I’ve been with so far, to the point where I was questioning her self esteem cause she’s gotta think she’s straight trash to let me hit lmao

At least u know u ain’t shit


She prolly a 6

[Hush]

https://imgur.com/aqG8M0G
https://imgur.com/IPgxUs7

https://imgur.com/VRyMhJf

THIS MF LOVE ME RN NOW BRO

SHES LIKE DOING THE MOST

N SHE LISTENS

TF
She gonna look really old by 35

[Mediocrity]

At least u know u ain’t shit


She prolly a 6

She’s not. But a nuts a nut amirite

[El Muffin]

She gonna look really old by 35

Hahaha yooo she got that look to her don't it

That ima age quick look xD

[El Muffin]

She's Irish :)

Yoooooo

[Ghost1]

Stop bumping this stupid fucking thread. Neat man u met a girl. STFU.

[El Muffin]

This thread lit nigga

[~RustyGunZ~]

There was 0 need to bump to point out she’s Irish

She’s American anyways why do people indentift with cultures that aren’t there’s because their great great grandparents came on boat 23

[Munster]

She's Irish :)

Yoooooo

You’re suppose to be strengthening your genetic pool.

[El Muffin]

There was 0 need to bump to point out she’s Irish

She’s American anyways why do people indentift with cultures that aren’t there’s because their great great grandparents came on boat 23

No . her mom still has accent n everything

But u right

I just felt like it

[Dope girl]

No offense never go back to ex because they do same thing to you again
but do you

[Kill Spree]

No offense never go back to ex because they do same thing to you again
but do you

Stfu

[Dope girl]

KILLING Spree mad because I don't give him pussy
Oh well!

[Kill Spree]

Lmao!

[Deon]

Is this attack of the muff?

[Aero]

Is this attack of the muff?

Yes.

Killing Spree don’t talk to Silver like that again I put that on me.

[Eŋg]

Darren give your self marks out of 10 on an aesthetic tip

want to see how these hos be gassing you up

then give yourself a score between 0-6 for the kinseian scale