View Full Version : Any of you man up through illnesses?
uh-oh
06-13-2018, 09:59 PM
Tips/advice?
Im waking up at 4 trying to put in 10 hours tomorrow of a fast paced physically demanding variety in super humid muggy heat tomorrow
The problem is as im laying in bed on the verge of passing out an hour ago, death hit me. I got up and shit water. Made it a game and fired it out with pressure. Thought occurred that this wasnt only shit. Laundry basket aka a big rubbermaid tub type deal in arms reach, dump the clothes out and projectile vomit.
I stayed on the toilet, puking shitting and blowing my nose until there was nothing left. Forced myself to get it all out
All i have is aspirin because im never sick, so i ate 4 of them on an empty stomach and sipped down half an ice cold coca cola for the fizzy medicinal properties of sugar and death
Over under on me making it in
Also how do i beast through this. The problem is there is like a 71 mercury cougar and a like 80 something giant chevy truck we gotta have painted by the end of friday for me to have a shot at the monthly bonus. Im pulling long shifts to MAYBE get em done without the illness factor, im fat as shit too so this heat has been killing me extra
But word i actually feel normal now. Its been like a half hour so maybe i just had something bad
Either way tips or tricks. Im bout to jordan this shit to prove that flu game was for pussies.
Organic Apple cider vinegar with water.
2 times a day, 15 ML & 8oz of water per serving.
Helps man.
if you have gastro you're done for five days. minimum.
godspeed.
veritas
06-13-2018, 10:11 PM
You have such potential. Grow up with the rest of us and use this as a wake up call to start living healthier.
Ghost1
06-13-2018, 10:12 PM
Lol nah ur fucked if it's actually the flu
uh-oh
06-13-2018, 10:28 PM
You have such potential. Grow up with the rest of us and use this as a wake up call to start living healthier.
i was trying to give myself till 30 but i don't know if my knees can take it
its one thing being a fat inactive sloth, but being an active fat dude is murder. my left knee is fucked for instance. probably arthritis at the ripe age of 28. right knee is right behind it but when im crouched im usually putting the majority of the strain on the left
but word i feel alright now this was probably a false alarm. bout to pass out.
might just be exhaustion related, ive put in back to back 50 hour weeks of actual work, clocking around 100 hours each week since im flat rate now, but im getting bonus incentives monthly on top of everything else so ive been killing it. its just this month its all like restoration work, which is more time consuming and labor intensive. i get an insurance job and shit could be a slight crease from a fender into the doors and its just popping door handles and moldings off, quick and easy dent repair. but these restorations are stripping everything, mudding and blocking everything straight, priming everything, blocking the primer to make sure its straight, repriming it, sanding everything blah blah.
My suggestion.
Change your diet completely.
No more dew and takis bro
Also.
Usually when I’m sick I just smoke a little more than usual but that works for me don’t know if it will work for you.
But yeah that usually lets me beast threw a cold lol. I never get sick and I don’t take pills at all. Not even aspirin.
The Dead Poet
06-13-2018, 10:37 PM
I sweat that shit out. So i'll put on layers of clothes, snow gear and everything. Turn the heat up in the room and have the most uncomfortable sleep ever....wake up and get my ass to work and i'm good.
i was trying to give myself till 30 but i don't know if my knees can take it
its one thing being a fat inactive sloth, but being an active fat dude is murder. my left knee is fucked for instance. probably arthritis at the ripe age of 28. right knee is right behind it but when im crouched im usually putting the majority of the strain on the left
but word i feel alright now this was probably a false alarm. bout to pass out.
might just be exhaustion related, ive put in back to back 50 hour weeks of actual work, clocking around 100 hours each week since im flat rate now, but im getting bonus incentives monthly on top of everything else so ive been killing it. its just this month its all like restoration work, which is more time consuming and labor intensive. i get an insurance job and shit could be a slight crease from a fender into the doors and its just popping door handles and moldings off, quick and easy dent repair. but these restorations are stripping everything, mudding and blocking everything straight, priming everything, blocking the primer to make sure its straight, repriming it, sanding everything blah blah.
Quit your job & sell stocks.
Incredible
06-13-2018, 11:01 PM
You ate at McDonald's uh?
~RustyGunZ~
06-13-2018, 11:03 PM
Quit your job & sell stocks.
He doesn’t want to dedicate his life to lies and 3 bars like you dude
I sweat that shit out. So i'll put on layers of clothes, snow gear and everything. Turn the heat up in the room and have the most uncomfortable sleep ever....wake up and get my ass to work and i'm good.
Nigga u gonna wake up in the next life doing that stupid shit
GUDELJ
06-14-2018, 01:44 AM
Vicks
Had bronchitus for 2 weeks straight and was working all 12s at the time last fall. Unghhh
Sharp
06-14-2018, 05:35 AM
We need an update on this eventually
I've done this at work once
Wake up
Puke
Drive
Exit highway, pull over
Puke
Teach a class
Puke
Repeat multiple times
Eventually alternate teaching with collapse in chair/on floor until next class
Idk how it's been for you, but that day it felt like I was 'in the zone' whenever it counted and my body almost knew it couldn't vomit until after the kids left
Granted, once was at work I already unloaded twice so my insides weren't really about to burst. By the end of the day it was dry heaving
But that was probably bottom 5 days of my career. Take the day off if you can
Sharp
06-14-2018, 05:35 AM
We need an update on this eventually
I've done this at work once
Wake up
Puke
Drive
Exit highway, pull over
Puke
Teach a class
Puke
Repeat multiple times
Eventually alternate teaching with collapse in chair/on floor until next class
Idk how it's been for you, but that day it felt like I was 'in the zone' whenever it counted and my body almost knew it couldn't vomit until after the kids left
Granted, once was at work I already unloaded twice so my insides weren't really about to burst. By the end of the day it was dry heaving
Tldr
That was definitely bottom 5 days of my career. Take the day off if you can
Mediocrity
06-14-2018, 06:45 AM
I refuse to go to the doctor unless I’m bleeding profusely or break a bone
WRATH
06-14-2018, 08:55 AM
Benadryl to sleep and pedialyte to rehydrate. Ginger ale for all stomach issues.
uh-oh
06-14-2018, 11:22 AM
Im at work. Been here since 6. Feel phenomenal.
Weird occurance. After vomiting and shitting my guts out i felt great lol.
Witty
06-14-2018, 11:32 AM
You didn't have the flu obviously.
And dead Amen, you'll be prescribing apple cider vinegar for aids next.
You didn't have the flu obviously.
And dead Amen, you'll be prescribing apple cider vinegar for aids next.
Lmao
The Dead Poet
06-14-2018, 10:43 PM
Nigga u gonna wake up in the next life doing that stupid shit
Aren't you messican too? We beaners eat a jalapeno, sweat out the evil and get your lazy ass to work. Science.
Aren't you messican too? We beaners eat a jalapeno, sweat out the evil and get your lazy ass to work. Science.
Lmao you know what, you right.
But srsly Hispanics also rub vapor rub for every illness, think about that
I’m not Mexican tho
Lmao you know what, you right.
But srsly Hispanics also rub vapor rub for every illness, think about that
I’m not Mexican tho
Mixture of Vicks and Alcohol, actually lol. Full body rubs, 5 layers before bed and wake up 100.
inno an arab confirmed
Lol I look the part
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