WOW LFAGAAOOOO @ THIS ANDRE THE PIOUS, LORD DOOFUS LOOKIN HUFFLEPUFF FAGGOTSAUR...talk about a late initiation,(ROAST OF PANCAKEBRAH)

[Vulgar]

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[Meth]

Lmmfao

This is gonna be quality

[Destroyer]

lookin like rowdy piper with a bowlcut n shit

[Destroyer]

this nigga looks like joe namath

[Vulgar]

Bison on his washed out weightlifting II t-shirt but lord knows he eats horsemeat

[Vulgar]

Lookin like his stage name should be Hulk Sulkin

Neighbor Jim Blaze Hush

[ill nik-A]

Shaggy ate scoobie doo

[Frank Metts]

He look like Ron weasly on hgh ... ol banned from quidditch for ped ass looking boy

[Vulgar]

Whys this graham cracker box mascot Neanderthal lookin goon wearing a mop on his head

[NYCSPITZ]

This nigga looks like an introverted quarterback who gets shy around librarians

[Strikta]

Eddie Furlong meets Hulk Hogan

[Vulgar]

First name Fred, last name Squelch-Adams

[NYCSPITZ]

feet together beta male posture

[Vulgar]

somebody took Ashton Kutcher to Snorlax City

[NYCSPITZ]

he grinning b/c my boy in the turquoise j sucked his D

[Vulgar]

lookin like he lives out of a Schwarzenegger cum dumpster

[NYCSPITZ]

M. Bison uppercutted the black out of him but now he's a hapy caucasian reading joan didion and jk rowling

[Strikta]

Ricky the Dragon Steamboat isn't a fag that deepthroats.

[Vulgar]

Ingredients:

-Egg whites
-Protein
-Raggedy Ann's older brother Rudolfo

They call him the Moshpit Frog back in Portland Oregon

[Vulgar]

lookin like Joan of Arc's gay bodyguard

[NYCSPITZ]

feels that the fetal position allows him to channel his inner Video Game Programmer

[Vulgar]

Lookin like he patented The Douchebag

He works at The Chive headquarters as a bistro chef

[Sharp]

Dudes forearm dreams of being his neck

[Vulgar]

Ricky the Dragon Steamboat isn't a fag that deepthroats.

dead

[Diode]

STEVE MOTHERFUCKING PERRY

[Frank Metts]

Man if yall can't drop quality insults I'm done

[Certain]

The nose job came after the failed liposuction.

[Vulgar]

If Jimmy Fallon had muscle dystrophy on the set of Dude, Where's My Car

[Vulgar]

This motherfucker looks like he knows exactly where the wild things are

[Certain]

The back-rub cult.

[Vulgar]

lookin like he begins every sentence with 'And so he spoke, Sir Edward Schlongshanks'

[Vulgar]

I didn't know Vikings listened to Eric Clapton

[Vulgar]

When he talks he sounds like Robin Williams doing a Sean Connery impression

[Vulgar]

Lookin like Steve Irwin swallowed the sting ray's whole family

[Vulgar]

Half Mel Gibson

Half Bigfoot Silva

full faggot

[Vulgar]

lookin like a diet Shrek

[Sharp]

Didnt know brian urlacher auditioned for a beatles cover band

[Vulgar]

Ben Calfneck starring in the Orange County version of Gigli

Frankenstein as a collegiate wrestler

Conan the Coward lookin ass

[Sharp]

Friar Tucked genitals

Lights a candle for John Mayer nightly

[Vulgar]

Hrothgar the Petunia Squasher lookin ass nigga

[Joe Metts]

Looking like he the all time Joe corbi pizza selling champ.

[Vulgar]

Sponsored by MuscleMilk and cow urine

His gentle tendencies landed him in the bleachers with Pee Wee Herman's replacement clone

[Vulgar]

Barry Manilow ate some hairy cantaloupe

[dull boy]

When he talks he sounds like Robin Williams doing a Sean Connery impression

lololol

[Vulgar]

He's allergic to lesbians and considers most nutmeg to be extraterrestrial

[Vulgar]

Premiered on That 70's show in a tutu wielding a caveman's club

His line was "credit swipe this, Dinoman"

[Destroyer]

looking like poundcake brah

[Vulgar]

When he wakes up he doesn't get Charlie Horse, he is Charlie Horse

[Destroyer]

dude looks like the fat kid from diary of a wimpy kid
fuck is that kids name?
zoooweee momma

[Vulgar]

he looks like he smells like baby wipes and vanilla bean

[Certain]

http://i.imgur.com/8pDq9t7.jpg

http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t423/pancakebrah/roast_zpsbf854a15.jpg

[Neighbor]

Shaggy ate scoobie doo

This made me lol

Ol' Owen Hart lookin ass nigga

[Neighbor]

This nigga buys shampoo specifically for split ends

[Neighbor]

My nigga got them forearms from whippin up 6 batches of knuckle children a day

[StarFaggot]

This nigga looks like an introverted quarterback who gets shy around librarians

I loled

[StarFaggot]

He looks like he power lifts tigers into golf carts

[Destroyer]

this nigga looks like he's about to jump in a tube and go form Voltron
looking like he delivered your pizza ass nigga
looking like bel biv debelvedere ass nigga

[Destroyer]

Neutral Milk Hotel fan lookin maaafacka

[Vulgar]

benchwarmer for the Flinstones boomerang team lookin nigga

[Certain]

Looking like the type of guy to ruin a roast of himself, pretending it's ironic but really covering up his own feelings of inadequacy.

[Split]

http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t423/pancakebrah/roast_zpsbf854a15.jpg

LMAO


Lookin like he freewrites to Trapt on Subway wrappers

This nigga has lemur hands

Looking like his jawline fills the neckline of whatever shirt he's wearing

[Split]

Johnny Bravo, but only when Bravo ran Jazz Counterpoint in prime time

[Vulgar]

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSUM5KhghbO3oKIOf9uuT5fm2vUEPkMG dm1bPLMIECGh1d1wDeN

[Split]

purchases movie tickets with the shadows of his doubts

[Vulgar]

the Jolly Green Giant Failure

[Split]

drives a beige cavalier sitting on four donuts by sitting on top a his sunroof, steering with licorice reins

[Vulgar]

Lookin like he's hiding George Washington's wooden teeth behind his brutish mouth

[Split]

Marc Andre McFlurry

[Split]

One half of his food pyramid is laundered backwash

[Vulgar]

Captain of the Sasquatch hockey team lookin ass nigga

[Vulgar]

lookin like he runs a Rick Roll bakery

[Split]

asked for his FAFSA grant to be disbursed entirely in stocking stuffers

[Split]

this nigga got surgically implanted tennis elbows

[Destroyer]

dead @ the nigga from the pit of despair

[Split]

covering up the branded section of his Triforce on his wrist that symbolizes Wallflower

[Vulgar]

he showers in Planters peanuts

[Split]

spends more time naming his characters in video games than actually playing the video games

[Vulgar]

Fish oil? More like bitch oil

[Split]

tweets about his ePeen at chocagolics anonymous meetings

[Vulgar]

His blood type is Zelda

[Vulgar]

He can grow grandfather clocks on his back

[Split]

answers every phone call with "a brrrrangdang back to you!"

[Vulgar]

http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t423/pancakebrah/roast_zpsbf854a15.jpg

[Split]

McAwry McBulkin

[Vulgar]

answers every phone call with "a brrrrangdang back to you!"

lol

He sleeps in a grizzly bear mantra

[Split]

keeps his AAA card on a lanyard and refers to it as his gat

[Split]

hairstyle game: polio cut

[Vulgar]

Golden retrievers refer to him as 'The All Knowing Wynn"

[Vulgar]

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q203/captainexcabier/funny/Anime/PrincessMononoke01.jpg

[Destroyer]

Wood elf with +5 in forest magic looking ass nigga

[Split]

avid collector of sidewalk chalk

[Vulgar]

He's got the build of an elk, the will of a wench & the air of an Adult Swim reject

[Vulgar]

'Ronan is known to have a rollicking good time at the cinemas' lookin ass nigga

[Split]

those classmates were arguably photoshopped in to hide his monstrous throne composed only of VHS tapes and Asics laces

[Vulgar]

He's the spitball fight champ at drive thru burger joints

[Destroyer]

lunch: packed peanut butter sandwich - sat on in first period
ziplock full of teddy Graham's fucking vanilla, not chocolate
motts

[Vulgar]

those classmates were arguably photoshopped in to hide his monstrous throne composed only of VHS tapes and Asics laces

ALL HEIL LORD DINGLEBERRY

[Vulgar]

Kinky Kong

[Vulgar]

his favorite computer game is Oregon Male

[Split]

escalates kino at an undefined rate

[Vulgar]

Lookin like he unbreaks world records

He's also unmasculine

[Split]

lunch: packed peanut butter sandwich - sat on in first period
ziplock full of teddy Graham's fucking vanilla, not chocolate
motts

Lmao definitely a Motts dude


that sly grin says he hasn't dove into a fat ham sandwich since that Tropicana Twister gave him motion sickness, then wet-burped mustard climbing the rope

[Vulgar]

The Lycan, the Rich and the War Troll

[Split]

http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t423/pancakebrah/roast_zpsbf854a15.jpg

his cheekbones are secretly tectonic plates, if you peek under his dimples you'll find Xanadu

[Vulgar]

He once tried to sabotage a gnome factory

[Split]

has a tramp stamp of the wildcat formation in braille

[Frank]

http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t423/pancakebrah/roast_zpsbf854a15.jpg

http://esteedv.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/four-bob.jpg?w=450&h=269


his name was robert paulson
his name was robert paulson
his name was robert paulson
his name was robert paulson
his name was robert paulson
his name was robert paulson
his name was robert paulson
his name was robert paulson
his name was robert paulson
his name was robert paulson
his name was robert paulson
his name was robert paulson
his name was robert paulson
his name was robert paulson
his name was robert paulson
his name was robert paulson
his name was robert paulson
his name was robert paulson
his name was robert paulson

[Vulgar]

Emperor penguin penitentiary labor party member

[Vulgar]

Lookin like he guards the door to Burger King Valhalla.

[Split]

Anakin Drydocker

[PancakeBrah]

He's got the build of an elk, the will of a wench & the air of an Adult Swim reject

Sigged.

Vulgar is making me question my life. Destroyer makes me laugh. I just laugh at Split.

[Split]

:/

[Split]

Wilt Chamberpot

[Vulgar]

He once sprained his ankle in a Narnian whirlpool

[Vulgar]

He's got a two month old Dalmatian named Pugnuts

[anime_boners]

starred in indie sequel to "Over the Top" where he arm wrestled to get his dae woo back

[Certain]

http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t423/pancakebrah/roast_zpsbf854a15.jpg

He doesn't have nipples. Anymore.

[anime_boners]

this nigga got the fucking squire-boy hair cut tho

he in the gym getting swoll so he can lift the boss's jousting equipment at the Renaissance fair

[anime_boners]

this nigga bathes in Snuggle Soft

[Certain]

Brushes his hair to the side with his hand while playing acoustic guitar.

[Split]

I've been led to believe this is some sort of family reunion

[Mael]

lookin like he begins every sentence with 'And so he spoke, Sir Edward Schlongshanks'

lol..

[Jim Blaze]

Oh im bout to go inn

[Vulgar]

*reloads*

[Certain]

Looking like he injected his entire body with botox.

[Vulgar]

This nigga looks like Peter Pan swallowed an anvil.

[Vulgar]

lookin like he responsible for buffing the Bulgarian prime minister's flip fops

[Vulgar]

'I AM USED CAR SALESMAN MONSTER' lookin ass nigga

[Jim Blaze]

sir lancelots jock strap

[Jim Blaze]

'I AM USED CAR SALESMAN MONSTER' lookin ass nigga



Lol im wasted. Didnt read any other posts. Saw this above mine.

Lold. Hard.

[Vulgar]

He's the only member of Popeye's Gym that stuffs spinach up his asshole

[Vulgar]

Lol im wasted. Didnt read any other posts. Saw this above mine.

Lold. Hard.

At that rate the other pages will probably slay you

Live strong, my liege.

[Vulgar]

If he fought in the UFC his nickname would be The Jimbob Genocide

[Split]

Flies an Oscar Meyer gyrocopter to his work as a door to door used bra salesman

[Jim Blaze]

Ivan drago vs sandy duncan

[Vulgar]

Flies an Oscar Meyer gyrocopter

deaddd

accurate shots on deck

[Split]

volunteers at the underprivileged community center two towns over.
Is the hoop

[Certain]

Only eats hoagies.

[Jim Blaze]

Won a jousting match against ted dragin over a grinder in 97

[Vulgar]

once shook hands with Shawn Kemp inside of a straitjacket

[Split]

This nigga looks like Peter Pan swallowed an anvil.

o fuck

[Jim Blaze]

Owns a horse named bro. Feeds.the horse printed verses from ill nika.

[Vulgar]

This nigga put Johnny Tsunami on a stretcher. Then he proceeded to rub him down.

[Certain]

Plays bass in an ironic death metal Mozart cover band.

[Split]

hasn't missed a journal entry since early 95

[Certain]

http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t423/pancakebrah/roast_zpsbf854a15.jpg

Shaves his unibrow.

[Mael]

Begins workouts with a Mohican rain dance holding his scrotum in the air proclaiming the "Power of the Earth" accompanied by the Captain Planet theme song.

[Vulgar]

He has an Airbud tattoo on his left thigh

[Split]

http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t423/pancakebrah/roast_zpsbf854a15.jpg

this nigga has perpendicular quadriceps
Spraying Mantis
Lookin like he sued the 365 day calendar company when not a single Page-a-Day cured his crippling locker buddy anxiety

[Mael]

Gives He-Man a run for his money doing hair-studded human dildo impressions.

[Split]

blew his valentine a kiss and was brought in on petty larceny

[Split]

Professor X and Ham

[Mael]

Looking like a shy, under developed Samson with down syndrome trying to make it big at the local chess club.

[Certain]

Looking like the type of guy to hire a private investigator to spy on a waitress, using the information to hit on her by finding out what books she reads, then finding other titles by the same author and bringing them to her restaurant while he coyly smiles, betraying his interest but not his obsession, while ordering the same sandwich she makes for herself on breaks with two slight twists, wheat instead of sourdough and no tomato, all while hoping one day she might subconsciously determine him to be her soulmate.

[Split]

allergic to the 90s

[Vulgar]

Sweeney Todd is his barber

[Mael]

Idea of a wild night is giving Neighbor's rimjob drink a literal meaning.

Type of nigga to spend 5 days caved in a rock tunnel only to pull out a bibliography of Justin Bieber and start reading when presented with the light at the end of the tunnel.

Carries peanut oil on hand for any excuse to flex his shit while attempting variations of the Bohemian cartwheel.

[Vulgar]

This nigga looks like the Pool-Aid Man.

[Certain]

Every old white woman, to him: "You look just like my grandson."

[DLB]

this faggot aka the only living Beatles member left look shook as fuck while Ugly Betty tryna get his digits. meanwhile, Bert from Sesame Street seems to finally waxed his unibrow and got a fresh line-up after decades

[dull boy]

This nigga looks like the Pool-Aid Man.

lol

[Pent uP]

Dazed and Confused rejected extra looking muhfugga

[Sn00p]

Golden retrievers refer to him as 'The All Knowing Wynn"

so. dead.

[Sn00p]

http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t423/pancakebrah/roast_zpsbf854a15.jpg

looks like simple jack's older brother finally found his purpose in life.

gtfo out u "once at band camp" looking ass dude.

[Nigma]

Only befriends people with perfectly oval heads
His third eye would fit between his regular two
Doesn't feel comfortable sleeping anywhere without a Pierce Brosnan poster
Attempted to weighlift his way out of social awkwardness, failed, and was banished to online friendship
Had a shortlived childhood stardom as a stunt double for Wally in Leave it to Beaver

[Darth Yoda]

This nigga looks like an introverted quarterback who gets shy around librarians

[Nigma]

lol that was golden spitz

[Sn00p]

dude putting the 'happy' in down syndrome.

[Darth Yoda]

looking like poundcake brah

[Darth Yoda]

He's allergic to lesbians and considers most nutmeg to be extraterrestrial

[Darth Yoda]

http://i.imgur.com/8pDq9t7.jpg

[Darth Yoda]

He's the spitball fight champ at drive thru burger joints

[Hush]

spends more time naming his characters in video games than actually playing the video games

I am dead

[Split]

good roast all arojnd