Week 3: Blue Bayou (2-0) vs. MMLP (2-0) - BLUE WINS

[For Battling]

COMPLETE RULE THREAD:
http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=128411


IMPORTANT RULES:
- No biting
- No swaying
- No recycling
- No feeding


MUST VOTE ON ATLEAST 4 BATTLES


PUNCHES DUE BY FRIDAY
VOTING ENDS SUNDAY
NEW MATCHUPS UP BY SUNDAY NIGHT

Blue Bayou MMLP

[Blue Bayou]

MMLP


ur nothing but an inbred hick that i'm leavin w/ a swollen face..
sex life is more 'Cousins getting fucked' than that weak contract from Golden State

[MMLP]

This short fused bitch is a lot wacker, losing to Zelph?!!? LOL, u should have gone after
If he called u out now, ur shook ass would bolt through the wall, boy that’s The Shockmaster!

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Mmlp shit was an ok personal tied in with a obscure reference to a powertool

Blues shit was a good current event punch

I vote Cereal. Oops

I meant Blue vote blue

[Exis]

Hmm...I'm def no battle verse breakdown expert, but I liked neither...I've really just gotta go with Blue for the fresher concept.

V - Bayou...

[For Battling]

Blues punch was a nice use of current event morphed into inbreeding lol I liked it, it was good. MMLP your only mistake here was using me as part of your line. Cashius just did that last week and back to back bars regarding me on the same person will def take away impact.

Vote Blue Bayou

[Twodrop]

MMLP had a cool concept, the punch sort of fell flat.

Thought Blue's was simple and effective.

v/ blue

[Schadenfreude]

BLUE BAYOU got it, MMLP was aight, but Cash used that angle muuucch better last week.

[Inno]

I got blue simply for a much fresher punch
Cousin flip was dope

Mmlp had a good bar but like shad said cash used it better last week effectively taking the sting out of his bar.


Good battle tho
Blue

[DMS]

Blue’s punch was funnier for one, but also MMLP’s phrasing I guess seemed off.

V/ Blue

[Amen]

Cousin flip was ok. MMLP's personal was kind of executed soft. Had he executed with more of a harsher insult, he could have taken this.

Blue got it.

[Unfukwitable]

Ehh Cousins bar was alright
Bolt thru the wall ehhh

V/ Blues

[Jabari Black]

I personally liked both punches. I didn’t catch the reference but googled it and it was pretty slick. Bolt/shock word association was cool, and the through the wall reference was funny. It’s been said though but Cash JUST did a zelph reference last week.

Blue’s Punch is funny, crisply worded (for the most part), and I like the current event reference. I got slightly caught up with the wording of ‘More Cousins getting fucked’ its still fine.

I think MMLP’s Punch is better than folks giving credit for but I still got Blue by a hair.

Mvgt Blue

[bleak]

I liked the shockmaster line but it wears thikn w/ me cause I watch WhatCulture Wrestling and it's kind of a meme there. Still a solid punch but Blue got it.

I also think shots about Zelph in battles against not Zelph are getting old

[Aero]

Cousins get fuckrd was lazy and terrible and Cousins going to get a ring so makes no sense even if making less

MMLP that punch was just stale



MMLP

[Kill Spree]

Thought mmlp personal was cool but worded choppy. Blue had the dope current event and it was just more clever

V/blue

[For Battling]

Blue Bayou Wins 12-1