Week 4: Chat/Predictions

[For Battling]

Predictions will be edited in soon. Mag up today. Destroyer will bitch about something within 10 mins.

Some of you are struggling to meet a 1 bar deadline with 5 days to do it lol. Starting next week I’m going to set up a few matches that are lightning rounds, you and your opponent will check in and drop the same day the battles are set. This is voluntary so you let me know if you want in on it or not, and you will be matched with someone else who wants in on it.

All participants in the Lightning Round will also have the option for a second normal battle that week, starting that Tuesday or Wednesday, depending how long it takes for your original battle to get closed.

You will be matched with other Lightning Round participants for your second battle, if there’s an uneven amount of people then I’ll fill in.

If you’re interested then sign up in here and I’ll add you to the list.

Lightning Round Sign-Ups:

1. For Battling (Sub)
2. Diablo
3. Flow
4. Killing Spree
5. takem2school
6. BodySnatcher
7. Chyeahhh!!!
8. Barcotic
9. Blue Bayou

[Flow]

Ewwo

[Destroyer]

I hate you

[For Battling]

I hate you

You’re 1 minute late.

[Destroyer]

I’m getting old

[Amen]

I let this nigga Amen beat me in a battle. I can’t stick around the site after that I’ll be known as the guy who lost to Amen. Congrats this my final day on NC.
Destroyer, let him know it could be worse. It was just a 1-2 battle and you could lose 2 full 10 line battles against Amen.

[Destroyer]

Yep, and then he’ll never battle you again so you can’t even get up on him

[For Battling]

Aero you been fell off

[Amen]

Yep, and then he’ll never battle you again so you can’t even get up on him

Don't need to "Get up on me", old pal.

We know who's the real champ here. Never forget.

[Destroyer]

Oh, I’m pretty sure everyone knows, amen

[For Battling]

Oh, I’m pretty sure everyone knows, amen

What are you doing right now? Can you make a short video for the mag

[Destroyer]

Nah I’m at work

[Flow]

In

[bleak]

I'll take a lightning round. They go up on Monday right? My off day so just making sure

[For Battling]

I'll take a lightning round. They go up on Monday right? My off day so just making sure

Yessir

[BodySnatcher]

why not....

[For Battling]

why not....

Got you

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Ill do a lightning round

[Inno]

Posted

[BodySnatcher]

Is this for this week or next? So today or next mon?

[For Battling]

Is this for this week or next? So today or next mon?

Starting next Monday.

[Kill Spree]

Starting next Monday.

Cypher?

[For Battling]

Cypher?

Ahh good idea

[Jabari Black]

Does cypher have to diss the person above you or have to be direct? Or can it just be a general SnF style bar?

[Blue Bayou]

^^good question lol.. I assumed the former

[For Battling]

You can diss whoever

[Schadenfreude]

Fifths is slang for GUN CALIBERS you fucking retards.

[Jabari Black]

Bro I’m pretty sure everyone knows what a fifth is. We saying you don’t call holding up 5 fingers a fifth

[Kill Spree]

Slap me fifth

[Aero]

Fifths is slang for GUN CALIBERS you fucking retards.

We get that nimrod. But it doesn’t work both ways bc child isn’t holding up a fifth of his hand.. maybe if you incorporated Fire Marshall Bill from In Living Color you’d be right.


https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/159/334077934_06fd7df346_z.jpg?zz=1

[DynamiCz]

LMAO

[Amen]

We get that nimrod. But it doesn’t work both ways bc child isn’t holding up a fifth of his hand.. maybe if you incorporated Fire Marshall Bill from In Living Color you’d be right.


https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/159/334077934_06fd7df346_z.jpg?zz=1

Lmfaoooooo

[Blue Bayou]

Legend

[Schadenfreude]

We get that nimrod. But it doesn’t work both ways bc child isn’t holding up a fifth of his hand.. maybe if you incorporated Fire Marshall Bill from In Living Color you’d be right.


https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/159/334077934_06fd7df346_z.jpg?zz=1

You've been doing this for 20 years plus years yet SOME HOW, yo extra stupid ass doesn't know that difference between IMAGERY in a punch & wordplay. Wp has to work both ways, NOT IMAGERY, you dickless wonder. And Jabari STFU you barely know how to write punches, period.

I figured niggas would be mad for telegraphing it w/ the meme, instead mfers are hating on wp that doesn't exist in the first place..WOW!

[Aero]

You've been doing this for 20 years plus years yet SO HOW, yo extra stupid ass doesn't know that difference between IMAGERY in a punch & wordplay. Wp has to work both ways, NOT IMAGERY, you dickless wonder. And Jabari STFU you barely know how to write punches, period.

I figured niggas would be mad for telegraphing it w/ the meme, instead mfers are hating on wp that doesn't exist in the first place..WOW!


Explain the fifths part and then we’re good LMAOOOOOOOOOO

[Schadenfreude]

For Battling might give Me the DQ, for swaying/complaining about an open battle.

But fact remains, y'all are a bunch of pinche cabrón.

[Aero]

For Battling might give Me the DQ, for swaying/complaining about an open battle.

But fact remains, y'all are a bunch of pinche cabrón.


This nigga is trying to explain fifths as a concept LMAOOOOOOOO keep that battle open its so much funnier.

[Schadenfreude]

This nigga is trying to explain fifths as a concept LMAOOOOOOOO keep that battle open its so much funnier.

Explain doing text the longest, yet not knowing the difference between imagery & wordplay.

[Aero]

Explain doing text the longest, yet not knowing the difference between imagery & wordplay.

Your bar makes no sense fam and the fact that you had to include actual imagery which didn’t help your case at all makes me happy. EXPLAIN 1/5th just do that and I’m good. Explain how a fifth works here we’ll wait.

[sral]

lmao this reminded me of when UK battlers we’re calling out everyone for referring to everything as ‘rounds’

“Two rounds to the chest like a Page 3 model”
“Four rounds to your grill, that’s the Audi logo” etc

It was very easy to call anything circular a “round” and try to make something of it. I see “Fifths” being the new “Round”.

[For Battling]

Slap me fifth

LMFAOOOOO

[For Battling]

Yo I just woke up to all of this. This is why I love Netcees lmao

[Jabari Black]

You've been doing this for 20 years plus years yet SOME HOW, yo extra stupid ass doesn't know that difference between IMAGERY in a punch & wordplay. Wp has to work both ways, NOT IMAGERY, you dickless wonder. And Jabari STFU you barely know how to write punches, period.

I figured niggas would be mad for telegraphing it w/ the meme, instead mfers are hating on wp that doesn't exist in the first place..WOW!

Son did I come at you sideways like this? I literally gave both y’all niggas multiple paragraphs of feeds and I give very detailed explanations of all my votes.

You look very ignorant for dragging this out because you coulda just used ‘five’ which is another and more common slang for a .45 and woulda worked for your punch. Gotta push ya ego aside sometimes bruh. It’s hate on this site but I ain’t one of them.

[Amen]

You've been doing this for 20 years plus years yet SOME HOW, yo extra stupid ass doesn't know that difference between IMAGERY in a punch & wordplay. Wp has to work both ways, NOT IMAGERY, you dickless wonder. And Jabari STFU you barely know how to write punches, period.

I figured niggas would be mad for telegraphing it w/ the meme, instead mfers are hating on wp that doesn't exist in the first place..WOW!

He's trolling you. Just remind him he got washed by a washed up vet. He'll change his tone.

[Aero]

Slap me fifth

LOL

[Aero]

lmao this reminded me of when UK battlers we’re calling out everyone for referring to everything as ‘rounds’

“Two rounds to the chest like a Page 3 model”
“Four rounds to your grill, that’s the Audi logo” etc

It was very easy to call anything circular a “round” and try to make something of it. I see “Fifths” being the new “Round”.

Fifth will never be the new round. It died with Nan nanny boo boo.

[Amen]

Fifths was the name of this Dominican coke dealer who always sold coke for 50 a G.

niGGas just called him Fifths and I think he legally changed his name to that.

[Destroyer]

Schade, let me know how I can help

[Aero]

Fifths was the name of this Dominican coke dealer who always sold coke for 50 a G.

niGGas just called him Fifths and I think he legally changed his name to that.


Thank you for this information. It certainly gives new insight to the matter at hand. This is your Netcees persona in a nutshell.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

This nigga Schade Darker in here swaying like a little richard backup dancer

[Amen]

Thank you for this information. It certainly gives new insight to the matter at hand. This is your Netcees persona in a nutshell.

When you coming to NY?

[BodySnatcher]

LMOALAMLAO slap me fifth and nananaana boo boo....LAMIADKFOAKMLMAO

are we serious?

[Ghost1]

lmao im way gone


never liked shit like this tho..... like CUZ YA BOY GOT MORE 6'S THAN FIRST GRADE

like man who the fuck calls children 6's? EVER

same w 5ths and hands lol


sheesh at both open leagues have people wilding about votes tho....c'mon guys lol...I mean cronus being a fagot is a given but schad no? don't do this!

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Destroyer negged me for voting lmao. I bet Kleenex is always a hot commodity in your home, and not just because of your titless wife either you crybaby ass bitch lol.

[bleak]

Don't even wanna vote on that shit now lmao

[For Battling]

Destroyer negged me for voting lmao. I bet Kleenex is always a hot commodity in your home, and not just because of your titless wife either you crybaby ass bitch lol.

Are you surprised tho? Lol

[Destroyer]

Destroyer negged me for voting lmao. I bet Kleenex is always a hot commodity in your home, and not just because of your titless wife either you crybaby ass bitch lol.

*for hate-voting

[Chyeahhh!!!]

*for hate-voting

on you? lmao not for nothing yea we may have our issues but I've never hate voted anyone on this site, lol

[For Battling]

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PUNCHES DUE TONIGHT

[Barcotic]

lmao im way gone


never liked shit like this tho..... like CUZ YA BOY GOT MORE 6'S THAN FIRST GRADE

like man who the fuck calls children 6's? EVER

same w 5ths and hands lol


sheesh at both open leagues have people wilding about votes tho....c'mon guys lol...I mean cronus being a fagot is a given but schad no? don't do this!
same applies to calling circular shit "rounds" tho n U urself fuck w that

shit is weak

[Ghost1]

nah that shits fire stfu mr plow

[Aero]

same applies to calling circular shit "rounds" tho n U urself fuck w that

shit is weak

Round means shaped like a circle. It works.

[Barcotic]

not when u say something like put a round in ur mouth like a mentos

naaaah, who calls mentos "rounds"

lars was correct
its retarded n easy af
it dont work, & its def on par w/ the shit u guys are going on abt

[Chyeahhh!!!]

all you niggas got opinions on it but aint voted on it. Go vote bitches

[veritas]

wasn't familiar w/ Seitan.. but after a quick google, yea Plots bar was dope. Nice wp, good personal touch.

is it yer INNATE? I got lost on the wp v, and the punch made me laugh but fuck her in her pee-hole was odd.

v/plot

Ur an 8. In circles. An 8 is circles. Lol

[Barcotic]

yikes

[For Battling]

You niggas love swaying

[Destroyer]

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[Amen]

Voted on everything.

You're welcome.

[Aero]

That set-up was Messi...I never flop but I'm handy with the four
while the closest u'll ever get to picking up a piece is finding candy on the floor

https://i.imgur.com/zSUHuLX.gif?noredirect

Get out.

[BodySnatcher]

Get out.

U lost to Amen & keep saying ur leaving the site. Soooooooo....

[Aero]

U lost to Amen & keep saying ur leaving the site. Soooooooo....

You’re 100% correct. My apologies. I’m out.

[Inno]

Incredible

You feel some type of way weirdo?

Only weirdos do that shit you just did, I don’t give a fuck who u vote for but keep weirdo petty shit to your self sgt. fago.

[Blue Bayou]

^^what's the story here?

[Inno]

^^what's the story here?

Last week I voted against him so he comes in and votes exactly like I did last week lol

I don’t mind the vote against me but clearly he feels some type of way

[Inno]

Sure, I stay up long nights plotting hate votes on you lol

[BodySnatcher]

You’re 100% correct. My apologies. I’m out.

Ur one of my favorite posters, don't leave.

[Inno]

Wtf?

The size of a white you?

You got me bro

[Incredible]

Vs. Me next week Innovator?

Don't forget you have a match in the BAL you signed up for.

[Inno]

Eat a bag of pickled baby dicks

[Inno]

For Battling my bad thought that was the chat thread delete al lthat ish

[For Battling]

Boom. It’s magic. Innovator Incredible

[Incredible]

Why the fuck did you delete my bars, who cares if they were good or not those were my submissions to win the Cypher, I wasn't freeposting I dropped bars....

Oh cause I deleted your post in the barc blue battle and you watered your upper lip?

[For Battling]

Why the fuck did you delete my bars, who cares if they were good or not those were my submissions to win the Cypher, I wasn't freeposting I dropped bars....

Oh cause I deleted your post in the barc blue battle and you watered your upper lip?

I didn’t delete any bars idiot. I just moved all you guys’ freepoost from there to here lol

[Amen]

He's upset.

And trying to deflect his terrible MODship on you now LOL.

[For Battling]

He's upset.

And trying to deflect his terrible MODship on you now LOL.

I can tell lol

[Incredible]

I didn’t delete any bars idiot. I just moved all you guys’ freepoost from there to here lol

But they weren't freepost they were bars that I submitted for the Cypher....

[For Battling]

If those are bars then I’ve got some bad news for you doggy..

[Incredible]

He's upset.

And trying to deflect his terrible MODship on you now LOL.


Oh yeah terrible from the guy who not long ago said I was "single handedly keeping text alive"

I for sure am doing much more than you are in what past,,....5years?

Yeah go cuddle up with Zelph he your friend now

[Incredible]

If those are bars then I’ve got some bad news for you doggy..


Good or not, they were my submissions, I'm the terrible mod? But you delete my submissions cause they suck? Oh yeah your great!

[For Battling]

i didn’t delete your lines myute


But amen ran the best tourney I’ve ever seen hands down if we’re being complete honest

[Amen]

Oh yeah terrible from the guy who not long ago said I was "single handedly keeping text alive"

I for sure am doing much more than you are in what past,,....5years?

Yeah go cuddle up with Zelph he your friend now

Lmfaooooo

[Incredible]

i didn’t delete your lines myute


But amen ran the best tourney I’ve ever seen hands down if we’re being complete honest


I know you didn't delete them is your brain slow because it has to try extra hard to send nerve cells to your upper lip?

The fuck bro I know you moved them, out of contention for the Cypher, so you deleted my submissions. Now move them back....or you going to be a Nazi mod and just pick and choose what stays and what goes?

[For Battling]

BOY IMA FLAME YOU

[Incredible]

Can't wait....my mag goes up Tuesday, it surely will have a reply.

[For Battling]

Fuck your mag

[Incredible]

Fuck your mag

[Blue Bayou]

mod vs mod spotlight

[DynamiCz]

Lmao Yo Zelph & Incred has had me dying son....

Good ol Saturday comedy

[takemtwoschool]

BOY IMA FLAME YOU

Lmaoooo

[For Battling]

mod vs mod spotlight

That would be a waste

[Incredible]

Like when you try to shave your mustache?

[For Battling]

Like when you try to shave your mustache?

My department has a clean shave policy.


Your household had a no kids policy.

[DynamiCz]

Lmao wow

[Incredible]

My department has a clean shave policy.


Your household had a no kids policy.

Didn't even think that thing could even grow hair. Yes that thing, bitch is its own entity.

Oh and just so you know, I have them every weekend and Tuesday's and Thursdays. Judge just ordered to the boys to technically "live with her".

[Incredible]

You usually don't let me frazzle you, I'm glad your finally getting a taste of your own medicine.

[takemtwoschool]

I’ve known For Battling since the rain coat bucket hat avy days and I could tell you right now, he’s definitely frazzled.

[bleak]

Yikes no kid policy was rough but the battle wouldn't be fair really

[bleak]

think BB got this in my opinion.
Thought his wp was nuts, and I don't do much japanese cartoons
so Bleaks punch missed on me.

Bleak I know your a bit salty with me coz I no-showed (I had shit to deal with)
But I gotta go with Blue here, the wp on coliseum is too much to match,
gotta go BB



U voted twice Plot lol

[Plot]

yeah thats right cunt!
My opinions are more valid than others.
So BB should get an extra 4 votes

[For Battling]

Yikes. Fuckin idiot lmao both those votes won’t count. Good job Plot

[Plot]

lol ok man

[Flow]

Yikes. Fuckin idiot lmao both those votes won’t count. Good job Plot
Both seems unfair. He was consistent in his reasoning. Surely just the one supreme leader

[For Battling]

Oh wait nvm I thought 1 was vote bleak and the other was vote blue lol nvm

[Flow]

Oh wait nvm I thought 1 was vote bleak and the other was vote blue lol nvm
Got your back jack

[bleak]

Yeah I was thinking the same fair play all around

[Barcotic]

cypher went in this wk

[For Battling]

It sure did, and I feel bad because little do they know they all wasted bars for nothing because there’s no winner lmao

[Barcotic]

LMAO

[Kill Spree]

LMAO

Drops some votes on these close battles when you get a chance

[Barcotic]

why not

[Barcotic]

on 2nd thought, two of the 3 i havent voted on do NOT need more votes. iunno why lippy says they do

but i got the cred match, gimme a few to roll a bat

[For Battling]

on 2nd thought, two of the 3 i havent voted on do NOT need more votes. iunno why lippy says they do

but i got the cred match, gimme a few to roll a bat

Exis came back from a 7-1 in votes battle and ended up winning 9-7 against cereal. That’s why I’m not closing at 6-1 it similar. Gotta be a wider margin

[Barcotic]

Exis came back from a 7-1 in votes battle and ended up winning 9-7 against cereal. That’s why I’m not closing at 6-1 it similar. Gotta be a bigger margin
i actually see ur logic

def couldve come back in a recent 4--0 robbery, had ppl voted...

seen bigger comebacks too when things were poppin
6-1/7-3 tho in the state we at rn, nah.. theyre done, trust me

[Barcotic]

let alone the cats who would auto-vote for whoevers winning just to see next matchups

real talk
can i get an amen

[Kill Spree]

Lmao

[For Battling]

I can actually amen to that brothel

[For Battling]

Cypher is closing in an hour guys.

Get your last minute punches in. Winner will be mentioned in the mag. Mag out tomorrow.

[Amen]

Amen.

[For Battling]

Attention LR people


Your LR battles get set and closed tomorrow. That means you have to drop your punch as soon as you can and regardless of how many votes are in by the end of the night, the battles get closed. So voting on each other’s stuff and dropping promptly is strongly encouraged.
Diablo Flow Killing Spree Cred takem2school BodySnatcher Chyeahhh!!! Barcotic Blue Bayou

1. For Battling (Sub)
2. Diablo
3. Flow
4. Killing Spree
5. takem2school
6. BodySnatcher
7. Chyeahhh!!!
8. Barcotic
9. Blue Bayou

[Barcotic]

so uhh
whom i battling?

[For Battling]

so uhh
whom i battling?

You wanna fucking let me wake up first ?