View Full Version : yo real talk does anyone make their own salsa?
Destroyer
07-18-2018, 01:09 PM
I got this bullshit from Kroger some hatch chili salsa that’s sweet as fuck and garbage.
Why can’t I get good simple salsa?
Tomatoes, onion, jalapeño, green chilis I mean that should do it right?
I don’t want to have to make my own salsa but this is bullshit
Kill Spree
07-18-2018, 01:12 PM
I got this bullshit from Kroger some hatch chili salsa that’s sweet as fuck and garbage.
Why can’t I get good simple salsa?
Tomatoes, onion, jalapeño, green chilis I mean that should do it right?
I don’t want to have to make my own salsa but this is bullshit
Use to. It’s nice because you can control your own heat I don’t mind a mango salsa either sometimes but I usually don’t buy anymore buddy makes his own I’ll grab a jar here and there
Kill Spree
07-18-2018, 01:12 PM
Also shit salsa is fucking annoying
Stick with spaghetti sauces.
~RustyGunZ~
07-18-2018, 01:14 PM
You got a crockpot cuz?
Sharp
07-18-2018, 01:25 PM
Slow cook tomatoes with water or oil, or both (depending on how much fat you want), cut to your consistency of choice. Sauce pan on low heatll do
Season with garlic, salt, pepper, cumin, and whatever else you want like cilantro, chili powder or whatever. Can't get by without those first four tho
Add onion/jalapeño cut to desired consistency
Stir throughout
Store in fridge
My personal salsa though
Diced granny Smith apple
Diced beet
Diced red onion
Diced Jalapeño
Other shit like corn if desired
Salt/pepper
Garlic powder
Oil
Mix the shit out of it and serve cold
Kill Spree
07-18-2018, 01:27 PM
Slow cook tomatoes with water or oil, or both (depending on how much fat you want), cut to your consistency of choice. Sauce pan on low heatll do
Season with garlic, salt, pepper, cumin, and whatever else you want like cilantro, chili powder or whatever. Can't get by without those first four tho
Add onion/jalapeño cut to desired consistency
Stir throughout
Store in fridge
My personal salsa though
Diced granny Smith apple
Diced beet
Diced red onion
Diced Jalapeño
Other shit like corn if desired
Salt/pepper
Garlic powder
Oil
Mix the shit out of it and serve cold
Apples ey?
dead man
07-18-2018, 01:37 PM
There's plenty of good salsa out there, worth the extra $2 for a reputable brand
Idk how widely available it is outside of Chicago but Frontera (Rick Bayless' restaurant brand) is pretty fucking fire.
Sharp
07-18-2018, 01:46 PM
Apples ey?
Apple and Beet dude
Shit forgot cilantro in my recipe. Kicks thr shit out of mango salsa imo
sharp my guy for sure
dont buy anything in a box or jar that you can make yourself, 101 shit
Diode
07-18-2018, 03:44 PM
harris teeter makes good fresh salsa. so does publix.
but i have done my own. it's the best but a lot of work.
First mistake was going to Kroger’s for salsa
Hit up a mom a pop shop in your area, your prolly find a gem
Destroyer
07-18-2018, 04:22 PM
First mistake was going to Kroger’s for salsa
Hit up a mom a pop shop in your area, your prolly find a gem
It’s not like I jumped in the car like “let’s go to Kroger for some salsa”
I was at Kroger and needed salsa
Finnydot
07-18-2018, 04:34 PM
Yeah I've had some home made salsa done right, and done bad. It's not some "whip it up" type shit. You gotta know what you're doing. Lmfao
NEW YORK CITY?!
Sorry, had to.
uh-oh
07-18-2018, 06:58 PM
im that despicable white dude who dips the chip straight in and shakes everything off of it when i eat salsa. i just want the flavor not the veggies and shit lmao
just get some tostitos cheese dip like a dirt person and live happily.
PancakeBrah
07-18-2018, 07:16 PM
I've done it but I don't go around talking about it.
im that despicable white dude who dips the chip straight in and shakes everything off of it when i eat salsa. i just want the flavor not the veggies and shit lmao
lmao that is toddler shit my dude
Twodrop
07-24-2018, 01:59 AM
sorry to bring this back up, but it fit...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmeeCdQVmVc
El Muffin
07-24-2018, 02:15 AM
Sharp strikes me as the type to put rosemary in his koolaid
I dont. But i love salsa man. Got a dude that used to work with me made his own.. That shit was sooo fucking live. This thread got me wanting salsa. I have a fucking handle of pace salsa at home unopened. Time to cop some doritos
I'm curious about that apple shit, never ever had salsa with apple...I get it though, adds a sweet element...& texture wise it would work.
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