Cashius vs BodySnatcher - CASHIUS WINS

[Cred]

The Summer Classic ‘18
The Premier Text Battling Tournament

Cashius BodySnatcher

Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Thursday,
July 26th, 2018 @ 11:59 PM PST.
Check Ins are due Tuesday, July 24th, 2013 @ 11:59 PM PST
Voting ends Saturday, July 28th, 11:59 PM PST.
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are normally 24 hours
(unless requested otherwise, that is),
can be no longer than 48 hours
and have to be granted by your opponent.



Line Limit:

Min. = 10 lines
Max. = 16 lines
The max. can be higher if different is agreed upon by both. If no line agreement is made you CANNOT go above 16 lines


General Rules:

1st person to post can't edit after the 2nd person posts.
2nd person to post can't edit after a vote has been made.
Feeding = DQ.
Recycling = DQ.
Biting = DQ.
No freeposting, swaying or bitching.
Unless a picture battle is agreed upon,
linking to your opponent's picture or posting it
means you will disqualified.
A check in IS mandatory.
Competitors should agree on a line limit in their check in.
If no line limit is agreed on, then the 2nd person to post
must match the 1st person's line amount.

[BodySnatcher]

Extension as well. 16 agreed upon.

[Cashius]

Lol fuck no. I was gonna let 16 slide until you edited.

12-14 is fine.

[Cashius]

BS was nice enough to give me an extension.

[BodySnatcher]

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Is it Rumspringa? Cuz ur bitch on my hip like chrome guns
& more players have run up them walls than outfielders robbin home runs
It’s my fate to get more dough till it’s drape to the floor bro
If we see Cash on Body. I’m smugglin money like it’s tape to my torso
Truthfully he’s sick at heart so I’ll ease off the pressure
After I clear out his chest like my M16 came w/ a cough suppressor
These haymakers were made in UR barn but it’ll get gorier
When lead paints ur face & ur shakin on the ropes like the Ultimate Warrior
Check it Amen...I’ma grab Cash & hold steel to his throat
Then put a can in his mouth...that’s how u make a nigga feel like a Goat
What u need a bracket for? Who opened ur casket door?
I’ll take Cash out like a smash`n`grab & ruin whatever he has in store
He’s married to his job & strapped if his buggy switches pace
Till I drove-by w/ a long nose & said it’s just horse-play like ur bitches face
Disrespect the name but soon u’ll say ALI or it’ll cost pride
But if Cashius Clay. I’ma wet him until bullet holes expose his soft side

https://78.media.tumblr.com/744dfbd1a30c755516a12eafc6e69ea1/tumblr_nl09vuKQow1unr3loo2_500.gif

[Cashius]

Yeah but it on the computer, good time passer while at work. Keeps the gears in the head turning.
Bitches can tell my closet extensive...I spend your year earned on my threads
While YOU dress like a bum...that nerd shit is the only time your Gear Turnin’ a Head
Blow me you faggot, I’m holdin’ the matic...I’ll clip homie in traffic quick
Go ahead and Test Dummy...when this Fake Body get hit in his car it WON’T be an accident
Machine to your whole body...when doc shows up he be fucking amazed...
This isn’t Gieco...It’s gonna take more than 15 minutes to see how much he can save
Think people with YOUR job get free pussy? Gotta pay to get your D drowned, twerp
Only time you slid sausage into a box was on a pizza...and you STILL had to put cheese down first
Run on you proper, gun to your chompers...leave a couple rattling through this clown
I’ll have a ‘Phew leaving your mouth’...like me when I saw I was battling YOU this round
War shit...Planes flying over this poor bitch and his wack ass regime, listen...
This ain’t the tag tourney...But when Bombz drop out you’ll find half of ya team missing
I’m knockin’ your hun. She screamin’ “Don’t pull out!”...So I can father her son
She beggin’, B...But I don’t give a fuck what she Sesame Seed going on top of the buns
Snitches singing to cops about my clip length...Still you can catch half in ya brain
Only time a Whistleblower got YOU Catchin’ a Charge for Extending an Arm is a rec basketball game

[For Battling]

Is it Rumspringa? Cuz ur bitch on my hip like chrome guns
& more players have run up them walls than outfielders robbin home runs
lol this was cool
It’s my fate to get more dough till it’s drape to the floor bro
If we see Cash on Body. I’m smugglin money like it’s tape to my torso
mmm wasn’t really feelin this one
Truthfully he’s sick at heart so I’ll ease off the pressure
After I clear out his chest like my M16 came w/ a cough suppressor
coulda been worded smoother, commas are your friend sometimes. But either way I liked this a lot, good shit
These haymakers were made in UR barn but it’ll get gorier
When lead paints ur face & ur shakin on the ropes like the Ultimate Warrior
OK
Check it Amen...I’ma grab Cash & hold steel to his throat
Then put a can in his mouth...that’s how u make a nigga feel like a Goat
read this about 50 times and I don’t get it lol
What u need a bracket for? Who opened ur casket door?
I’ll take Cash out like a smash`n`grab & ruin whatever he has in store
nice
He’s married to his job & strapped if his buggy switches pace
Till I drove-by w/ a long nose & said it’s just horse-play like ur bitches face
i wanna like this more but overall it’s decent here
Disrespect the name but soon u’ll say ALI or it’ll cost pride
But if Cashius Clay. I’ma wet him until bullet holes expose his soft side
i would have omited “bullet holes” from this but it’s still a creative concept and was done good. Cool bar here

4 nice
1 ok
1 Decent
2 misses


Vs



Bitches can tell my closet extensive...I spend your year earned on my threads
While YOU dress like a bum...that nerd shit is the only time your Gear Turnin’ a Head
the setup was better than the closer lol, decent here
Blow me you faggot, I’m holdin’ the matic...I’ll clip homie in traffic quick
Go ahead and Test Dummy...when this Fake Body get hit in his car it WON’T be an accident
dopeeee
Machine to your whole body...when doc shows up he be fucking amazed...
This isn’t Gieco...It’s gonna take more than 15 minutes to see how much he can save
good again
Think people with YOUR job get free pussy? Gotta pay to get your D drowned, twerp
Only time you slid sausage into a box was on a pizza...and you STILL had to put cheese down first
lol damn this was fire
Run on you proper, gun to your chompers...leave a couple rattling through this clown
I’ll have a ‘Phew leaving your mouth’...like me when I saw I was battling YOU this round
ehhhh decent for me
War shit...Planes flying over this poor bitch and his wack ass regime, listen...
This ain’t the tag tourney...But when Bombz drop out you’ll find half of ya team missing
alright
I’m knockin’ your hun. She screamin’ “Don’t pull out!”...So I can father her son
She beggin’, B...But I don’t give a fuck what she Sesame Seed going on top of the buns
nah that’s a huge stretch
Snitches singing to cops about my clip length...Still you can catch half in ya brain
Only time a Whistleblower got YOU Catchin’ a Charge for Extending an Arm is a rec basketball game
nah overly worded

3 nice
1 ok
2 Decent
2 misses


Super dope battle and very close. Gonna def be voter preference. I feel that cash had the better dope bars out of the two, but body was overall more consistent and had 1 more nicer bar than cash.


Vote BodySnatcher

[Allen Knight]

Is it Rumspringa? Cuz ur bitch on my hip like chrome guns
& more players have run up them walls than outfielders robbin home runs
Truthfully he’s sick at heart so I’ll ease off the pressure
After I clear out his chest like my M16 came w/ a cough suppressor
These haymakers were made in UR barn but it’ll get gorier
When lead paints ur face & ur shakin on the ropes like the Ultimate Warrior


Vs



Blow me you faggot, I’m holdin’ the matic...I’ll clip homie in traffic quick
Go ahead and Test Dummy...when this Fake Body get hit in his car it WON’T be an accident
Machine to your whole body...when doc shows up he be fucking amazed...
This isn’t Gieco...It’s gonna take more than 15 minutes to see how much he can save
Think people with YOUR job get free pussy? Gotta pay to get your D drowned, twerp
Only time you slid sausage into a box was on a pizza...and you STILL had to put cheese down first
War shit...Planes flying over this poor bitch and his wack ass regime, listen...
This ain’t the tag tourney...But when Bombz drop out you’ll find half of ya team missing


V/Cash, cool battle here, both had some good shit but i think cash was more consistent
he had lotb w/ pizza jawn shit was fire an the non quotes were solid. Body lines i quoted
were nice the running up walls bar was fire but the non qoute fell flat tbh the cash plays really hurt him here
to many & not flipped crazy fresh. Still was a good battle, props to both.

[Destroyer]

I have cashius taking this with better consistency and just fresher concepts
Geico was hilarious as was pizza

Liked cough suppressor from body

V/cashius

[Witty]

I like BodySnatcher's opener, and cough suppressor was nice too.

Cashius had the Geico bar, the pizza bar and the test dummy shit...all fire.

BS had some big hits, but also big misses...Cashius was overall more consistent with big hitters of his own.

Vote Cashius

[Saint]

robbin home (ok)
cough suppress
ultimate warrior

cash:
test dummy
pizza box
geico

fell off a bit halfway but overall i think cash gets it due to wording an consistency..

V cashius

[~RustyGunZ~]

Is it Rumspringa? Cuz ur bitch on my hip like chrome guns
& more players have run up them walls than outfielders robbin home runs
dope
It’s my fate to get more dough till it’s drape to the floor bro
If we see Cash on Body. I’m smugglin money like it’s tape to my torso
eh, for a cash np it was cool. worded was off.
Truthfully he’s sick at heart so I’ll ease off the pressure
After I clear out his chest like my M16 came w/ a cough suppressor
"came with" wording ruined it for me. was a mediocre concept to begin with.
These haymakers were made in UR barn but it’ll get gorier
When lead paints ur face & ur shakin on the ropes like the Ultimate Warrior
okay
Check it Amen...I’ma grab Cash & hold steel to his throat
Then put a can in his mouth...that’s how u make a nigga feel like a Goat
like this
What u need a bracket for? Who opened ur casket door?
I’ll take Cash out like a smash`n`grab & ruin whatever he has in store
cool
He’s married to his job & strapped if his buggy switches pace
Till I drove-by w/ a long nose & said it’s just horse-play like ur bitches face
eh, too wordy. pick a lane.
Disrespect the name but soon u’ll say ALI or it’ll cost pride
But if Cashius Clay. I’ma wet him until bullet holes expose his soft side
nope

9/16

vs

Bitches can tell my closet extensive...I spend your year earned on my threads
While YOU dress like a bum...that nerd shit is the only time your Gear Turnin’ a Head
this sum bullshit
Blow me you faggot, I’m holdin’ the matic...I’ll clip homie in traffic quick
Go ahead and Test Dummy...when this Fake Body get hit in his car it WON’T be an accident
cool
Machine to your whole body...when doc shows up he be fucking amazed...
This isn’t Gieco...It’s gonna take more than 15 minutes to see how much he can save
like this
Think people with YOUR job get free pussy? Gotta pay to get your D drowned, twerp
Only time you slid sausage into a box was on a pizza...and you STILL had to put cheese down first
ha cool
Run on you proper, gun to your chompers...leave a couple rattling through this clown
I’ll have a ‘Phew leaving your mouth’...like me when I saw I was battling YOU this round
fuck no
War shit...Planes flying over this poor bitch and his wack ass regime, listen...
This ain’t the tag tourney...But when Bombz drop out you’ll find half of ya team missing
dope
I’m knockin’ your hun. She screamin’ “Don’t pull out!”...So I can father her son
She beggin’, B...But I don’t give a fuck what she Sesame Seed going on top of the buns
okay cronus
Snitches singing to cops about my clip length...Still you can catch half in ya brain
Only time a Whistleblower got YOU Catchin’ a Charge for Extending an Arm is a rec basketball game
ok

9/16

damn its pretty even to me. cashius had heavier hits and worse misses..

give it to cash for the bigger hits still but BS opener was tight

[Kill Spree]

Home runs
Cough suppressor
Ultimate warrior


Vs

Test dummy
Gieco
That pizza bar was slick

Both had some light bars I got cash with the harder hits tho. That bombs personal was nice to. Props to both

[Twodrop]

had a more in depth breakdown of the battle, but here...

Both had 3 quotes imo, ^^^^^^^^

body: opener,cough suppressor, and ultimate warrior(fav of the 3)

cash: pizza flip, geico(fkn dope), and test dummy

I had both w/ 2 misses...body my dude, but out of the 3 quotes Cash hit a little harder for me. Great battle, good shit.

v/ cash

[Ryno]

Is it Rumspringa? Cuz ur bitch on my hip like chrome guns
& more players have run up them walls than outfielders robbin home runs
-nah
It’s my fate to get more dough till it’s drape to the floor bro
If we see Cash on Body. I’m smugglin money like it’s tape to my torso
-i like this
Truthfully he’s sick at heart so I’ll ease off the pressure
After I clear out his chest like my M16 came w/ a cough suppressor
-this is ok
These haymakers were made in UR barn but it’ll get gorier
When lead paints ur face & ur shakin on the ropes like the Ultimate Warrior
-idk about this one, not feeling the tie ins
Check it Amen...I’ma grab Cash & hold steel to his throat
Then put a can in his mouth...that’s how u make a nigga feel like a Goat
-nah
What u need a bracket for? Who opened ur casket door?
I’ll take Cash out like a smash`n`grab & ruin whatever he has in store
-could be played on him but as it stands, i like
He’s married to his job & strapped if his buggy switches pace
Till I drove-by w/ a long nose & said it’s just horse-play like ur bitches face
-not feeling this one
Disrespect the name but soon u’ll say ALI or it’ll cost pride
But if Cashius Clay. I’ma wet him until bullet holes expose his soft side
-bad closer
vs

Bitches can tell my closet extensive...I spend your year earned on my threads
While YOU dress like a bum...that nerd shit is the only time your Gear Turnin’ a Head
-this is kinda funny
Blow me you faggot, I’m holdin’ the matic...I’ll clip homie in traffic quick
Go ahead and Test Dummy...when this Fake Body get hit in his car it WON’T be an accident
-nah
Machine to your whole body...when doc shows up he be fucking amazed...
This isn’t Gieco...It’s gonna take more than 15 minutes to see how much he can save
-this is hot
Think people with YOUR job get free pussy? Gotta pay to get your D drowned, twerp
Only time you slid sausage into a box was on a pizza...and you STILL had to put cheese down first
-fire
Run on you proper, gun to your chompers...leave a couple rattling through this clown
I’ll have a ‘Phew leaving your mouth’...like me when I saw I was battling YOU this round
-disrespectful lol
War shit...Planes flying over this poor bitch and his wack ass regime, listen...
This ain’t the tag tourney...But when Bombz drop out you’ll find half of ya team missing
-i might be missing something here
I’m knockin’ your hun. She screamin’ “Don’t pull out!”...So I can father her son
She beggin’, B...But I don’t give a fuck what she Sesame Seed going on top of the buns
-i dont like this
Snitches singing to cops about my clip length...Still you can catch half in ya brain
Only time a Whistleblower got YOU Catchin’ a Charge for Extending an Arm is a rec basketball game
-okish, could have closed harder

v-Cashius... he had the harder hits