Week 8: Chat/Predictions

[For Battling]

Champ Match: Blue Bayou (8-1) vs. Flow (6-3)
Contenders Match: Jabari Black (5-2) vs. Barcotic (4-2)
Destroyer (5-3) vs. Plot (4-3)
Chyeahhh!!! (4-3) vs. Killing Spree (4-3)
DMS (3-1) vs. Ghost1 (2-2)
Allen Knight (2-0) vs. Viper (2-0)
Twodrop (3-4) vs. MMLP (2-3)
Knucklehead (0-0) vs. Witty (0-0)
Strikta (0-0) vs. Ryno (0-2)

LR MATCHES HAVE BEEN DETERMINED & WILL BE POSTED TOMORROW MORNING

Mag tomorrow as well.


Remember if you want in for next weeks LR, you must sign in again for it. Each week.

[Plot]

Champ Match: Blue Bayou (8-1) vs. Flow (6-3)
Contenders Match: Jabari Black (5-2) vs. Barcotic (4-2)
Destroyer (5-3) vs. Plot (4-3)
Chyeahhh!!! (4-3) vs. Killing Spree (4-3)
DMS (3-1) vs. Ghost1 (2-2)
Allen Knight (2-0) vs. Viper (2-0)
Twodrop (3-4) vs. MMLP (2-3)
Knucklehead (0-0) vs. Witty (0-0)
Strikta (0-0) vs. Ryno (0-2)

You doing a good job Zelph

[For Battling]

You doing a good job Zelph


Thank you sir I appreciate that

[bleak]

PM me my opponent for LR thx Z

[Flow]

PM me my opponent for LR thx Z
Isn't that giving an unfair advantage lol

[For Battling]

The sooner you all drop for your LR battles, the better.

I’ll close that shit at 2-1 Barc I don’t give a rats ass

[For Battling]

I’ll put up the cypher tomorrow once LR battles are moved.

[Diablo]

lmao didn’t even know I had a battle this week

I def didn’t sign in

posted though

good luck Blue

felt like using “you can cop a ToeTag and spend this August underground” but only us two would get it lol

[Kill Spree]

bleak posted

[For Battling]

ALL LR BATTLES WILL CLOSE SOON

[Diablo]

LMAO PUT ME AGAINST THIS WACK FAGGOT BLUE BAYOU EVERY WEEK UNTIL I WIN

IM PISSED OFF I HAD TO RUSH BECAUSE I WASNT TOLD I HAD A BATTLE

MY NAME ISNT EVEN BILLY JACOBS

WTF BRO

[Blue Bayou]

IM PISSED OFF I HAD TO RUSH BECAUSE I WASNT TOLD I HAD A BATTLE

MY NAME ISNT EVEN BILLY JACOBS

WTF BRO


I hope you're being sarcastic... or I'm just gunna snap

[Diablo]

lmao let’s go again LR right now faggot

I don’t play around

[For Battling]

I will close that shit in a British heartbeat you fuckin cuck sucker

[Blue Bayou]

lmao let’s go again LR right now faggot

I don’t play around

I'm ALWAYS down ... you think Knuck is the only one that BLEEDS lime faggot?!?

In

[Destroyer]

I will LR battle everyone in the league right now
Set it up

[DynamiCz]

Aye Zelph

Give me Des next LR

[For Battling]

Aye Zelph

Give me Des next LR

Destroyer do you agree to this?

[Destroyer]

Of course

[BodySnatcher]

Can I get an LR today again? Lol, way more fun than waiting a week for a bar

[For Battling]

Can I get an LR today again? Lol, way more fun than waiting a week for a bar

well buster, if you hadn’t signed out then you’d of had 2 battles this week

[Destroyer]

I’ll go LR with him today

[For Battling]

Nah you’ll all wait until next Monday for LR

[BodySnatcher]

well buster, if you hadn’t signed out then you’d of had 2 battles this week

Lolol damn son I know but I don't wanna wait till Fri cause that is usually what happens

[Diablo]

Can I get an LR today again? Lol, way more fun than waiting a week for a bar

this tbh

me and Body the exact same I swear hahaha

[Diablo]

okay okay we got the cypher I’ve just seen it

[BodySnatcher]

okay okay we got the cypher I’ve just seen it

not the same tho homie. I dropped like 20+ bars in the last cypher, granted only a handful were good but there is no end result. It's entertaining tho I guess but I was just posting whatever cause its a CYPHER and even got negged because of some of the lines by non-participating fucksAero

[For Battling]

Aero actually won that cypher

[BodySnatcher]

Aero actually won that cypher


LOL figures....he deserves it or better yet needs it

[Aero]

Lol Cypher was an embarrassment to the site. I trust we will do better next time.

[Blue Bayou]

I've literally just been operating under the assumption that I was the silent winner of that cypher & it was an unspoken agreement...

Just FYI

[DynamiCz]

I've literally just been operating under the assumption that I was the silent winner of that cypher & it was an unspoken agreement...

Just FYI

Lol no need to worry about the cypher, god appointed you my way in the BAL for a reason :)

[Destroyer]

Nah you’ll all wait until next Monday for LR

This is why you are a shit mod
God forbid you open a 1-2 battle for two people who requested it
That might take you all of 2 minutes
Worthless

[Aero]

This is why you are a shit mod
God forbid you open a 1-2 battle for two people who requested it
That might take you all of 2 minutes
Worthless

Let’s do LR.

[Destroyer]

I’ll do it with anybody if you can get officer lipstick to set it up

[Diablo]

From what i understand, the problem isn’t so much that he won’t set it up, it’s that LR matches this late in the week won’t get enough votes in time once all the reg battles start dropping their verses

In fairness to Zelph, I tried having a late LR battle one week and it ended in a tie and he was proven correct

So I have to agree with him here tbh. It’s not so much you guys as the lack of willing voters

[Destroyer]

“Lipstick? More like a stick to the lips...”

[Destroyer]

From what i understand, the problem isn’t so much that he won’t set it up, it’s that LR matches this late in the week won’t get enough votes in time once all the reg battles start dropping their verses

In fairness to Zelph, I tried having a late LR battle one week and it ended in a tie and he was proven correct

So I have to agree with him here tbh. It’s not so much you guys as the lack of willing voters

Well, the answer here is don’t close a battle in a tie?

[For Battling]

I gave it until the next morning to come to a conclusion. The whole point of LR battles is for them to go up and get closed the same day.

What doesn’t your stupid senile mind understand?

[Blue Bayou]

Let’s do LR.

In.

[Barcotic]

in for lr
bags is a bitch

[sral]

Well, the answer here is don’t close a battle in a tie?

As a mod, I agree, for sure and I personally don’t do it in anything I run

But it’s Zelphs house and his rules and I respect that

[Destroyer]

Weird. That’s exactly the reason why I don’t respect it

[BodySnatcher]

I've literally just been operating under the assumption that I was the silent winner of that cypher & it was an unspoken agreement...

Just FYI

LOL

https://media.tenor.com/images/91bcf7db2752bc1642eb85ce79720d9a/tenor.gif

[Big Bolo]

Glad to see this art form still going. I was a no body on SOHH back when they had a battling forum. Text battling wasnt the popular thing there though. More of a audio site it seemed like.

[For Battling]

Glad to see this art form still going. I was a no body on SOHH back when they had a battling forum. Text battling wasnt the popular thing there though. More of a audio site it seemed like.

Yea bro you’re in the right place

[Hush]

What’s a LR battle ?

[For Battling]

What’s a LR battle ?

Like a 1-2 version of FN but instead of due in 10 mins you get the day.

So it’ll get set Monday morning and closed Monday night. The sooner you drop the better chance for votes

[Destroyer]

It stands for lip reader battle. It’s a metaphor for a really tough battle like if a lip reader were to try to figure out what zelph was saying from a ways away

[For Battling]

It’s an old timers bitching oasis

[Strikta]

It stands for lip reader battle. It’s a metaphor for a really tough battle like if a lip reader were to try to figure out what zelph was saying from a ways away

Lol

[Aero]

Every 1-2 battle should be due by the next day.

[Amen]

I really hope Des’ unborn isn’t born with a cleft lip man.

He’s brutal with the lip jokes, LOL.

This should provide incentive to begin praying, Destroyer lol.

[Diablo]

Every 1-2 battle should be due by the next day.

agreed

a whole week for one bar is TRASH

[Barcotic]

yesss^

[For Battling]

Yeah except it’s alresdy Friday and only 2 battles are open. Y’all could eat a muhfuckin dick and sign out idgaf

[For Battling]

PUNCHES ARE DUE TONIGHT


Plot Destroyer Allen Knight Viper Witty Knucklehead DMS Killing Spree Strikta Flow Blue Bayou

[Amen]

Zelph, why so hostile?

Work graveyard or something? Rough night?

[For Battling]

Zelph, why so hostile?

Work graveyard or something? Rough night?

Lol I’m going in now but nah the complaints “just for the sake of complaining” get annoying

[Amen]

Word. I feel you.

7 to 3 shift? Or do ya'll rotate 4 12 hour shifts?

[For Battling]

Word. I feel you.

7 to 3 shift? Or do ya'll rotate 4 12 hour shifts?

We typically do 12’s but I’m working a detail 0700-1300 today for some extra $

[Amen]

Word.

[Barcotic]

hush check ur visitor msgs n stfu
kthanks

[Kill Spree]

nvm

[Hush]

Barcotic still living for txt

Never msg me again


That line was shit

[Barcotic]

ur ignorant, & a hater

dummy fr

[Hush]

You have bad tattoo taste and enjoy txt way too much

[For Battling]

Barcotic if you sway again I’m DQing you idec what Jabari wants, stop that gay shit

[Clout]

People really get this upset over word raps? Take calc 2 then complain

[Amen]

You did as well, when you got your 1st L on RB. Don't front lol.

[Barcotic]

lmaooo so i cant say shit but team fuckbarc is allowed to hate vote me in every battle & get away w it?

foh
dq me, idgaf

u SHOULD be dq'ing the blatant bullshit

[Barcotic]

google the pronunciation u ignorant morons

[Aero]

Barcotic if you sway again I’m DQing you idec what Jabari wants, stop that gay shit

Ghost1 & Destroyer are hate voters. Their votes do not count.

[For Battling]

NAh they count. Their votes count in every other battle, barcotic doesn’t receive special baby treatment lol

[Flow]

For Battling listen you pronunciation menace you constantly try an make out my way of saying shit is wrong despite me being from the fucking country whose language it is an I let it go. But don't be telling me it's poonjob. Not when the American immediately before you admits it to being Jab. You fucking gibbon face.

On the realises though... How's everyone doing today? Good shift z?

[For Battling]

We adopted “your language” and perfected it. You all sound retarded af I hate brits

[Amen]

LOL

[Destroyer]

Extensions on 1-2 battles?
Really?

[Kill Spree]

Plot your 4-3 and it’s almost playoffs just post a bar

[For Battling]

He’s sick bro

[Blue Bayou]

Wtfff sick??? Haha c'mon man, its 1 bar

Des:

you're 55 bro, no wayyy ur getting snatch that's fly..
AT BEST ur getting some 'Old Wives Tail'.. & even then i bet thats a Lie


There ya go.. victory, ur welcome

[Destroyer]

let’s talk lies, cool? Here’s one: ur dope.. pshh don’t even try dude
This cat’s so washed up at this point we should just call him Bayou

[Blue Bayou]

let’s talk lies, cool? Here’s one: ur dope.. pshh don’t even try dude
This cat’s so washed up at this point we should just call him Bayou

Mine was wayyy better ;)

Sign into FN and let's do this

[Destroyer]

I would but I think I might actually be getting some ass

[Blue Bayou]

I would but I think I might actually be getting some ass

Fair enough ... I did earlier

Lemme know if u wanna go 12 after you smash

[BodySnatcher]

LMAO!

[Blue Bayou]

Wtfff sick??? Haha c'mon man, its 1 bar

Des:

you're 55 bro, no wayyy ur getting snatch that's fly..
AT BEST ur getting some 'Old Wives Tail'.. & even then i bet thats a Lie


There ya go.. victory, ur welcome


fucking fire tbh

[Blue Bayou]

LMAO!

quick LR battle?

[Blue Bayou]

I hope barc ins cuz I gotta crazzzy punch for em

[For Battling]

I hope barc ins cuz I gotta crazzzy punch for em

I hope he wins to. That way I can remind him that he signed out so either way he doesn’t get a champ shot

[Blue Bayou]

I hope he wins to. That way I can remind him that he signed out so either way he doesn’t get a champ shot

didn't see that

[Plot]

Had food poisioning, ate a dodgy zinger burger
was in the fetus position in bed sweating with cramps.

[Ghost1]

post that bar in ur battle tho

[Destroyer]

Lol. Here comes my brigade of haters
DQ me and sign me out For Battling
This isn’t fun

[Destroyer]

Lmfao
So sorry to Plot
But FB, you ruined this league long before I ruined that battle
I’ll be back when AK hands you your spleen

[For Battling]

This is gonna be such a better league without the 80 year old crybaby bitch

[Destroyer]

Yeah, why would you want a 5x champ of the league in the league?
Killer modding bro

[For Battling]

Lmao 5x champ

It’s people like you who hurt leagues.


Bye

[Destroyer]

Lmao
Whatever faggot
I signed out like 5 weeks ago anyway
You just kept giving me battles

[Witty]

I'll get to these tonight.

Would appreciate some feedback on my punch.

[For Battling]

I'll get to these tonight.

Would appreciate some feedback on my punch.

Done

Ryno Viper

Do you guys want yours open for feed?

[Ryno]

Nah

[Chyeahhh!!!]

For Battling

I want DMS next week reg and LR. Can we somehow make this happen?

[For Battling]

Nah

Chyeahhh!!!

Unless he agrees to one

[For Battling]

For Battling

Keep me in for lightning rounds an sign me out for regular. Unless the votes turn my way obvs

Ahh it’s like that?

[Flow]

Ahh it’s like that?

Ugh... Fine. Give me someone who won't use a bloody stick bar lol

[Witty]

Is it frowned upon to up a text battle?

[For Battling]

Ugh... Fine. Give me someone who won't use a bloody stick bar lol

Done.

You’ll battle someone who uses cans instead

[For Battling]

Is it frowned upon to up a text battle?

Nah man do your thing lol

[Flow]

Done.

You’ll battle someone who uses cans instead

Cool I got a wicked stick line for them ready

[Blue Bayou]

Ugh... Fine. Give me someone who won't use a bloody stick bar lol

Wow

[Witty]

Wow


Yo bitch...you beat me which means you owe me feed.

THOSE ARE THE RULES THAT I JUST MADE UP.

[For Battling]

“Beat”

[Blue Bayou]

Smh

[Flow]

Smh

Lol. It wasn't a dig at you

[BodySnatcher]

Ugh... Fine. Give me someone who won't use a bloody stick bar lol


When all else fails....empty the sticks

https://tenor.com/view/duggee-stick-song-gif-10682061

[Witty]

“Beat”

Lmao <3

[Strikta]

I'm droppin tonight... idk wehn tho.. could be a lil past the deadline... but it'll be up when u get up in the a.m.

Pz

[For Battling]

I'm droppin tonight... idk wehn tho.. could be a lil past the deadline... but it'll be up when u get up in the a.m.

Pz

Word sounds good broski

[For Battling]

Mag will be up tomorrow
bleak DynamiCz BodySnatcher Diablo

How about you guys sign in for reg?

[Diablo]

I don’t like waiting a whole week just to be noshowed and then be expected to waste a good bar tbh

[Diablo]

I actually prefer the cypher to LR

sign me out of LR and I’ll just post multiple times in the cypher next week attacking ppl

[For Battling]

I actually prefer the cypher to LR

sign me out of LR and I’ll just post multiple times in the cypher next week attacking ppl

Word thanks for signing out last min to throw off the rotation.

[Hush]

Can I get a lip ripp battle pls

[For Battling]

No but You can get a limp wrist battle

[BodySnatcher]

I guess. Thought was sign in thread. Lol

[For Battling]

Battles up soon.

[Exis]

Hurry I've got heat!! LOL not...I've got like nothin'.

Dope Week 8 mag btw man, probably wrong thread to say but whatev's.

[Frankie the Machine]

yo exis u could suck a whole dick
im still wasted at u trynna fuck that swole bitch
u a whole bitch
lol still trynna know wat ur goal is?
legit got me lolin
look at me fagot FOCUS
I catch u in praying lotus
while u cover hush wife w lotion

[Exis]

This nigga lol...get off my ass.