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Hush
08-20-2018, 05:02 PM
Intro

Welcome to the semi finals you self entitled cry baby sacks of human filth. I hear cries of “txt is dead “ from ppl who wouldn’t make it this far in tourneys back when it was halfway alive. No one really wants to vote , unless it’s a sway or spite vote , which is annoying af. Yet over in the Battle Arena League @jabariblack is pushing out fire mags that go mainly unnoticed.. which sucks. Had hopes of bringing the NBL back next week but at this point I doubt you heathens want it , nor would you act appropriately if I did mod it. Maybe Barcotic and @bluebayou are the only txtcees with there heads screwed on straight. Ppl won’t vote when they lose nor do they vote if they feel they won’t be penalized . Smh . Here’s the mag you useless fucking scum bags .

Hush
08-20-2018, 05:02 PM
SC SEMIS: For Battling vs Murda Sho

For Battling - Coming off a controversial & closely contested win over Destroyer. Personally I liked a lot of Zelph's concepts in that battle, but a lot of ppl felt the back to back dummy lines & gun bars got redundant (in hindsight I tend to agree), but Zelph def has some creative attack lines & his wording has been pretty strong in the last battles I've seen of his. Zelph got last round off after Allen Knight no-showed so I suspect he's sitting on some nice concpets for this round. Will he be able to also craft some nice personals to hit Sho with (after KK went wild with the K shine shit last round...), I think he'll need to to off-set Sho's very direct style.

Murda Sho - Sho cruised by DMS in Rd. 1 and had some pretty cool bars there, good to see him back active again. I thought last rounds battle with Karaoke was sooo close, I think most would agree he pulled off the upset there with the W. It was a mixed bag, some voters thought he dropped mehh while others really liked his verse throughout. On the whole, Sho words his punches to hit hard and he's sneaky creative at times. I think his style is strongly in line with current preferences, and he's going to be touh t beat here if he comes with a good blend of personals and generics.

Looking forward to this, I think Murda Sho edges it but I would say I've got the odds at 55/45 for Sho


SC SEMIS: Bags vs Knucklehead

Bags - Bags Bags Bags... he's been at this text shit a while now & is definitely one of the funnier and more creative battlers doing it. Rd 1 Bags seemed like he was in cruise control, posting an okay verse against Bleak with just enough to get the win. Fresh of a big win over me in Rd 2, some voters said it was the best battle they've seen in a long time, others seemed ho hum on some of the concepts I guess but he definitely brought it, thought the second half of the verse was pretty dope. He def. has the talent to take this, but my concern is he's said this tourney is tiring him out lol so perhaps the effort and focus won't be there this time around.

Knuck - I've known Knuck for a looong time now, he was always kinda middle tier in the old days but tbh he's impressed me thus far in this tournament... His verse against KS was pretty dope & he took down a solid up and comer in Flow last round in a good battle wth lots of personals... Knuck's wording seems to be much improved and I think he's been dropping a good mix of personal hits and creative attack lines the last few battles I've seen so kudos.

I'm excited to read this one, my gut is Bags buckles down and comes with a really dope verse that trumps Knucks, but I won't be surprised if Knuck rises to the challenge here and takes it.

I've got this at 60/40 Bags. Goodluck guys.



Format it however you want.

Hush
08-20-2018, 05:03 PM
Outro
Thanks @bluebayou

~RustyGunZ~
08-20-2018, 05:12 PM
murda sho he edited that out and added a 1-10 lmao

What a faggot

murda sho
08-20-2018, 05:46 PM
murda sho he edited that out and added a 1-10 lmao

What a faggot

Right I just saw that shit wtf type of pussy shit he on he tryna swindle his way out of this asswhoopin

~RustyGunZ~
08-20-2018, 06:01 PM
Word

Guess I’ll see ya in the finals

murda sho
08-20-2018, 06:02 PM
Word up bro... last time we battled was dope... let me scrap this snake real fast though I’ll get back to you

Pharaohs Army
08-20-2018, 06:15 PM
For Battling

I think Sho has every intention of Showing.
I see that you're online posting 1-2 stuff, so maybe you should post here and explain yourself.
Just giving you a heads up.

For Battling
08-20-2018, 06:20 PM
I always show

Ima put murder sho down once and for all

Destroyer
08-20-2018, 06:42 PM
Well, he is black and u are a cop...

For Battling
08-20-2018, 06:43 PM
Exactly. It’s like muscle memory.

Pharaohs Army
08-20-2018, 06:51 PM
I guess the question is why did you post a no-show verse?

For Battling
08-20-2018, 06:53 PM
Because he no showed

Ghost1
08-20-2018, 06:55 PM
Lmao pretty accurate prediction

I only logged in to say that I beat Barcotic in round 1

Thank u

Kill Spree
08-20-2018, 07:20 PM
Cred wtf goin on here

Hush
08-20-2018, 07:49 PM
Cred wtf goin on here

Cred can’t save y’all

I’m the Captain now

Kill Spree
08-20-2018, 07:59 PM
Cred can’t save y’all

I’m the Captain now

These kids don’t want to win money for a text verse...?

Hush
08-20-2018, 08:02 PM
I have a feeling everyone’s showing

Blue Bayou
08-20-2018, 08:26 PM
I have a feeling everyone’s showing

100%.... this has all been a ploy

Hush
08-20-2018, 09:09 PM
Most fun I had in a tourney in years

Cred
08-21-2018, 07:51 AM
Lol

Cred
08-21-2018, 07:53 AM
These kids don’t want to win money for a text verse...?

It’s Knuck vs murda sho FINALS.

~RustyGunZ~
08-21-2018, 08:26 AM
Good battle Blue Bayou

Blue Bayou
08-21-2018, 09:01 AM
Good battle Blue Bayou

Yeah that was fun

Amen
08-21-2018, 02:24 PM
https://i.imgur.com/un8iHih.jpg

Barcotic
08-21-2018, 08:42 PM
yall shouldnt have let bags rob me
or kar rob cash

wouldve ben a doper turnout lol

Victor.
08-21-2018, 09:41 PM
yall shouldnt have let bags rob me
or kar rob cash

wouldve ben a doper turnout lol

Go champ NBL

Blue Bayou
08-21-2018, 09:48 PM
yall shouldnt have let bags rob me
or kar rob cash

wouldve ben a doper turnout lol

I still feel like u both kindve beat yourselves in those battles tbh... but that's prob just me

Victor.
08-21-2018, 09:51 PM
Blue I gave u a NBL battle you good?


Let’s do this interview if u good right now

Aero
08-21-2018, 09:58 PM
Blue I gave u a NBL battle you good?


Let’s do this interview if u good right now

Is Knucklehead or @murd sho getting the $50 or y’all bullshittin

Blue Bayou
08-21-2018, 10:00 PM
Is Knucklehead or @murd sho getting the $50 or y’all bullshittin

No one gives a shit about $50

It's about the hardware

King Karaoke
08-21-2018, 10:01 PM
yall shouldnt have let bags rob me
or kar rob cash

wouldve ben a doper turnout lol

Hi...

Nah you lost...
Just because That forced/one way wordplay works over there in the d league, doesn’t mean it’s going to work over here...

Bye...

Victor.
08-21-2018, 10:03 PM
Is Knucklehead or @murd sho getting the $50 or y’all bullshittin

I only talk to ppl who make it to round 3

~RustyGunZ~
08-21-2018, 10:08 PM
yall shouldnt have let bags rob me
or kar rob cash

wouldve ben a doper turnout lol

Word I would’ve had an actual battle with Blue last round

Victor.
08-21-2018, 10:09 PM
Make your verse dope enough so no one can arguably vote against it ahout looking like an idiot and you won’t lose

~RustyGunZ~
08-21-2018, 10:09 PM
No one gives a shit about $50

It's about the hardware

This

If I win all proceeds are going to finny so he can stop donating blood for a few weeks

murda sho
08-21-2018, 10:11 PM
Give me my fuckin money iunno what y’all talkin bout...

Victor.
08-21-2018, 10:13 PM
Give me my fuckin money iunno what y’all talkin bout...

That’s on Cred

DynamiCz
08-21-2018, 10:42 PM
Give me my fuckin money iunno what y’all talkin bout...

Lmao, hell they talking bout Sho

Ghost1
08-21-2018, 10:51 PM
It's my 50 I just let y'all hold that

Barcotic
08-21-2018, 11:05 PM
take the hate votes away n i won
so no kar

no

just no
keep writing bland trash

Barcotic
08-21-2018, 11:08 PM
& the fact that there was zero "forced/1 way" wordplay in my verse says a lot about ur biased/butthurt opinion and how little it really means

moreso just proves my pt, so thank u

that will be all
bye

Ghost1
08-21-2018, 11:09 PM
Which votes were those then my guy? We will get to the bottom of this together

Barcotic
08-21-2018, 11:10 PM
ive had closure
we gd

Destroyer
08-21-2018, 11:12 PM
Lmfaaaaao
This is still happening???
Best summer classic ever

Aero
08-21-2018, 11:19 PM
I only talk to ppl who make it to round 3

Broke nigga.

Hush
08-21-2018, 11:20 PM
He said closure lol

King Karaoke
08-21-2018, 11:27 PM
& the fact that there was zero "forced/1 way" wordplay in my verse says a lot about ur biased/butthurt opinion and how little it really means

moreso just proves my pt, so thank u

that will be all
bye

Hi...

I don’t remember your verses...
99% of time i see some shit like uterus pond and log off...

Bye...

Cred
08-22-2018, 08:00 AM
Lol y’all niggas dumb and Aero confirmed a broke bum.


Btw Killing Spree is the one who’s putting up the prize money and I doubt he’ll flake.

Kill Spree
08-22-2018, 08:02 AM
Lol y’all niggas dumb and Aero confirmed a broke bum.


Btw Killing Spree is the one who’s putting up the prize money and I doubt he’ll flake.

Yup!

Cred
08-22-2018, 08:50 AM
Yup!

My nigga

Kill Spree
08-22-2018, 09:07 AM
For the culture

Dynomight
08-22-2018, 09:51 AM
I think Barcotic and Blue Bayou both win

Clout
08-22-2018, 11:33 AM
I think the culture won on this one.

Barcotic
08-22-2018, 06:04 PM
I think Barcotic and Blue Bayou both win
https://media.giphy.com/media/KrUps0ewHRk8U/source.gif

~RustyGunZ~
08-22-2018, 06:09 PM
Yeah dynomo thinks you won good fucking job retard

Hush
08-22-2018, 06:36 PM
Barcotic you was never that good

Barcotic
08-22-2018, 06:54 PM
i love getting at least 2 auto replies evry time i post
sfunny

hush u were never that tall

& when u fgts gonna learn idgaf what u circle jerkers think ?
the fact that u alllllways have to say sutn is suspect in itself and reassures me ive done my job over the yrs lolll

plz carry on tho :)

Hush
08-22-2018, 06:56 PM
Um this is why u can’t win battles


Fuck height got to do with u not ranking top 50 of our era


U stuck on angry and lost on logic


I literally been clowning u all these years lol

Barcotic
08-22-2018, 07:08 PM
mmmmmhmmm
especially that time u let me in ur crew (clash) cuz u thought i was dope under an alias w/ the exact same style right ? lmao yeah yo u totally been clowning me...

u right abt 1 thing tho, i do lose battles cuz i speak my mind aka i dont conform like a faggot
not about to be fake af & circle jerk the lime to get votes, ill keep doing me

id say the guy doing the most clowning tho is the guy who can hide his ip, go under an alias at any given time and get approval/props from every single one of u fgt haters. same mfs claimin im trash be drooling over my my shit under different names loll

the name barcotic got yall panties in bunches, tbr

Victor.
08-22-2018, 07:21 PM
Your right I treated u like a decent human when u pretended to BE SOMEONE else

Online
Pretended
To
Be
Someone
Else



Lmao!


But you got it dude you sure clowned us all by pretending to be a new person to get friendly with ppl who internet bullied you for years


Damn barc your a genius

Barcotic
08-22-2018, 07:29 PM
i didnt actually say much when u didnt kno who cro was
so i wasnt pretending to BE anyone loll

gf yaself u little mexican troll

Barcotic
08-22-2018, 07:32 PM
rofl @ bullying being on ur list of words to describe anything that happens on a text battle site tho

referring to what exactly? lmaoo yo id hate to have ur life, fr

die fast

~RustyGunZ~
08-22-2018, 07:51 PM
Remember when you edited votes lol

Victor.
08-22-2018, 08:03 PM
If you had my life at the very least you would be the respected txt battler u so desperately strive for


I mean always ranked before u
always bodied u
FLawlessed u
Demolished u


Hahahha

Barcotic
08-22-2018, 08:17 PM
https://fat.gfycat.com/FlamboyantWelldocumentedChihuahua.gif

Barcotic
08-22-2018, 08:20 PM
if u only knew the half of what ur talm bout...

good lord

Clout
08-22-2018, 08:35 PM
I actually dont hate barcotic, but man the lingo u use reminds me of white girls trying to be black "talm bout, sutn" i just read it in my inner white girl with daddy issues voice.

Hush
08-22-2018, 09:00 PM
If you could name one time I didn’t body you

If you could find one person who ranks me after u besides you


Stop it

no Gif can refute these facts

You ranked after Blue Bags ill nik Karoake Hensley Karpis I can keep going

Barcotic
08-23-2018, 09:53 PM
rofl @ u listing names

especially ones ive squashed multiple x
cept bb & hens, respectively

kill urself

Hush
08-23-2018, 10:08 PM
Never beat me tho lol

~RustyGunZ~
08-23-2018, 10:39 PM
nvmd

murda sho
08-24-2018, 09:38 AM
Y’all gonna get in that ring or what?

Hush
08-24-2018, 10:29 AM
Y’all gonna get in that ring or what?

He don’t want that tho


I’m basically offering him this ass Whoopin

Amen
08-24-2018, 12:34 PM
Video battle.

murda sho
08-24-2018, 05:42 PM
A video battle would be pretty gay.

Cred
08-25-2018, 08:01 AM
murda sho Knucklehead


VERSES DUE TONIGHT!

~RustyGunZ~
08-25-2018, 11:37 PM
murda sho you here?

murda sho
08-25-2018, 11:52 PM
Yea bro I’m droppin may be a lil late just got to the crib kinda drunk but I’m dropoin before I head out agan

~RustyGunZ~
08-25-2018, 11:53 PM
Yea bro I’m droppin may be a lil late just got to the crib kinda drunk but I’m dropoin before I head out agan

word ill start now then