Big up ur own bars in this thread

[Destroyer]

What’s the best bar u ever wrote?
I have two that stand out to me
1. “I bleed venemous concoctions that mix in with the oxygen so even if u cut me ur a goner as soon as u breathe the toxins in.”
And
2. “Step right up. Ain’t no game when the lead starts to cut air... but I will aim at this clown’s mouth and won’t stop til I win the giant stuffed bear.”

[Witty]

You ain't hard, you just front solid like a chest plate

[For Battling]

Those were nice Des


Best bars is too hard to marrow down. Some Favorite bars I can do:

GUDELJ vs. Blue Bayou

BIG GUNS. I let it go and watch the heat soar
Unique roar.. then the machine turns into an animal like beast wars
You date the nastiest of whores, my bros run trains & lay pipe
Bro, that hoes been gettin tagged so much we started callin her Amens wife
I’m In the whip w/ my gang & we thump. U a lame w/ no game - u a punk..
Blow the brains out this chump. Elephant shooters.. they’ll let it spray frm the trunk!

[~RustyGunZ~]

so many

[dull boy]

You’ll get hit from all directions when attacking me,
‘cause emcees who front get left right in back of me.

[Destroyer]

Shit that’s fire as fuck
Zelph, beast wars was mean

[Blue Bayou]

so many

Well played

[Blue Bayou]

Shit that’s fire as fuck
Zelph, beast wars was mean

I bring out the best in ppl :)

Zelph that was a very nice verse salute

[For Battling]

I bring out the best in ppl :)

Zelph that was a very nice verse salute

Thank you

Maybe we can do it again sometime

[Blue Bayou]

Sexual undertone aside, I dropped 60 per our agreement

Shouldve barred up!

[For Battling]

Let’s spice it up

Best/favorite bars that were used against you?

[Blue Bayou]

Let’s spice it up

Best/favorite bars that were used against you?


Metasin

Talk of ghostwriters in dohpe might have u acceptin some help from friends
Til u realize how dumb you’d look if I beat you and Hens by myself… again



Hit so hard

[For Battling]

Damn that was dope blue lol


Alvin Karpis said!:::

& you’re that soft, ya face make me laugh dawg so hats off
No one will EVER share a drink with you.... quit blaming it on backwash

[Blue Bayou]

^ lol

[Chyeahhh!!!]

I talk with the hands while u keep discussing
Consequently you'll get beat to death, Im nice wit them reaper cussions


This stick Im clutchin will make all the organs under ya gear shift

Whos as dope as I?
Im a blind amputee that could choke slam a mime

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Diss me for speakin the truth? No harm done, u werent thinkin it thru
Im a master on world affairs, and no chick on Earth would get caught cheatin with u

Cant remember who that was to

Vs god of war when he ran the site

And dude with a video game for a name say he claiming the throne
How dare you step into my domain when you too broke to pay for ya own


Im debo twice, fading shooters, no reload dice
Because im known for the hands like Diodes wife

[dull boy]

I’m a conductor for cursed souls speaking in tongues
who travel light years to worm holes breached in my lungs.

[neutral]

I’m a conductor for cursed souls speaking in tongues
who travel light years to worm holes breached in my lungs.

post more. or less. i can't decide.

[dull boy]

I beat you once when we battled before.
I’ll beat you again. Then again if we battle some more.


Shit just hit so hard, yo.

[Blue Bayou]

stop polluting the thread

[Geno]

I have tons..

..im a drug lord, my front porch is a drugstore, i rock cuffed shorts and appear casually, my shirts like a fresh corpse -its a casual tee


Tons more. But ive always remembered this

[Amen]

Long bar was fun.
dull boy what would you say we were on OM/GM?

I think it was often a mix of long bar and short bar, no?

Medium bar.

[dull boy]

stop polluting the thread

Eat a dick. No one appointed you hall monitor.

[For Battling]

Chyeahhh!!! Those bars were fire

[dull boy]

Long bar was fun.
dull boy what would you say we were on OM/GM?

I think it was often a mix of long bar and short bar, no?

Medium bar.

Idk. I lost everything I wrote from that site. I’m not even sure what the distinction between the two are, styalistically. I know people claim there’s a difference, or label some things, but I’m not sure any of it really makes a whole lot of sense.

[Hush]

Shit that’s fire as fuck
Zelph, beast wars was mean

Lol at Zelph biting my beast wars bar smh

[For Battling]

Lol at Zelph biting my beast wars bar smh

Lmao funny


Post it or you and your horizontal wrists can scram

[Ghost1]

Idk. I lost everything I wrote from that site. I’m not even sure what the distinction between the two are, styalistically. I know people claim there’s a difference, or label some things, but I’m not sure any of it really makes a whole lot of sense.

I think the dif between short bar and long bar is the length of the bars YAKNOW

[Ghost1]

and of course the field with ponds

[Hush]

Lmao funny


Post it or you and your horizontal wrists can scram


Vs me u lighting the c4, U the type of Coward asking why it's beef for
All my niggas turn to animals An shoot This is transformers beast wars




Ur face is disfigured for life lol

Smh ur line don’t even make sense

[For Battling]

You’re like fez but actually gay

[Hush]

Who ?


But wit a mouth like that no wonder u bit the bar and ruined it

[dull boy]

I think the dif between short bar and long bar is the length of the bars YAKNOW

lol

Post an example of each.

[big baby]

lol

Post an example of each.

stylistically it's different based on skill level, this never pertained to you or me because it's nonsense in theory.

long bar would basically consist of
dakjfnaskdjfnaenfiauwenfkajwnefkasndfkajsdnfkjadsn fkajsndfkanjd//kjdsfaksjdnfkajnfdkjasfdkjansdkfjnaskdjfnads//

short bar would be

sdklfjalskdfjalkdjflakjdflakdjflakjsdlfkjalsdkfjal dkj
aslkdfjalskdjflaksdjflakjsdflkasjdfoiajeafoimdklfa lsk

same thing with 'paragraph' format, for some reason it's super twisted and crazy idea that people that need a format to distinguish 'lines' and 'rhymes' but then again probably no one here has read books before the age of 25.

it was always categorized differently because people who would 'represent' long bar were always worse than the people who represented short bar. like, amen vs bags, bags would always win. stylistically, amen would claim he's short bar and transferred from long bar, but the only difference would be that he's not using hyphens or capping words, or weird stuff like that that i hate myself for reading. also, historically, long bar would use alot of filler, even though, for short bar, the previous bar before the actual punchline is in theory filler, or talking about how big their dick is or how the opponents wife is a slut, or some very very very very mediocre connection between the punchline bar.

theres virtually no difference but people say there is because they're retarded.

[Witty]

Text has changed. Everyone has like a million guns now...and there are many names for those guns, and I'm just sitting here with no guns trying to tell you how terrible you are as a human being.

[Hush]

Text has changed. Everyone has like a million guns now...and there are many names for those guns, and I'm just sitting here with no guns trying to tell you how terrible you are as a human being.

Keep doing that

[~RustyGunZ~]

Old LB had it's own very awful style

like Bags said Uterus Pond

https://web.archive.org/web/20070216101249/http://itshiphop.com/showthread.php?p=979648

only one i've found so far but yeah that was the style lmao

edit: also here you go Blue Bayou

http://i57.photobucket.com:80/albums/g235/brabbusSS/belt.gif

[~RustyGunZ~]

Link wont work for some reason but I can pull it up. Weird

Anyway here is one verse

Oh Really Now ? LOL....

For Tryna Sit & Shoot The Breeze,Threat Get Duped Wit Ease,Gettin Votes Naw! Unless Ya Use Ya Knees,So Truthfully Dude Can Leave,Cuz Its Funny How He Couldn’t "Handle Blade Easily" like "Swordsmen With "Dupuytren's Disease"
Fuck Em If He Swear That He Felt,Last Time I Checked I Aint See Em Wearing The Belt,Apply Pressure Ta Kai It's Apparent He'd Melt,So I’ma Stop All Of Threat’s "Cruise-Aid Efforts" like Major Ship Liners "Denying Tom’s Charity Help"

Quote:
KaiMills02
registered: 7/2/2004 00:00
posts: 8732

I Mean Real Talk...

I Look Back At My Old Verses Shaking My Head In Disgust
Because The Shit Was Wack, I Mean Did Ya'll Really Like
That Weak Shit I Use To Post?? When All I Did Was Post Lame
Ass Verses Full Of Wack Punches And Gun Lines??
R U Serious ? Look...

You Constantly Come Worse Wit Line After Line,So Ya Lying It's Fine,So I Gotta Expose This Guy Dat Hides Behind Rhymes,Callin Me a Noob Juss Proves "Threat Stuck Up For a Living" like a "Terrorist That Enjoys Gettin Robbed Time After Time"
I Bare Flame & Your Lit,Say Goodbye Ta Round 3 I Dare Spoil It,I'ma Leave Em Pissed Cuz In This Battle "Urine Over Ya Head" like "Airplane Toilets"
I'm Tired Of Playing Wit This Dumb Joint,So Sadly For "Threat This Is a Bid-Her Fair Well Bitch" like "Saying Goodbye Ta Ya Ex @ Gun Point"

Tried a New Lil Style If Ya Don't Get Shit Don't Vote...

Good Luck Threat.

and the other...

that won...

In Line For A Murkage, This Kid Appears To Be Next..He Pussy So I'ma Leave Him The Teariest Yet, There's No Way He Have As Much Fury As Threat..'Think You Can Win' Well After This It'll Be Something You'll 'RicanSitter' After I Put You're "Theoryz To Rest"
I'm Clearly The Best- R U Serious?, Watch Him Inflat Quick..Plus He's A Fagget, The Type To Lock Lips With Gay Pricks..'You're Not Perfect', So The Chances Of You Getting 'A Ten? Dense, Isn't Showing' So That Explains Way You're 'Missing' From Everyones "Top List Of Favorites"
I Got Shit To Blaze It-Especially When I'm Slaying This Clown With Tossed Bomb Cuz His Audio Sucks, I Have No Intentions On Playing Sounds Of His SoftSongs..'I'll Break You're Pelvis' Then You'll Hit The Floor To 'Worsehip As I Pass By' So It's Easy To See He "Praises The Ground I Walk On"
Now That The Talks Gone-I'ma Leave You Smashed With Words A Piece, MOB Cool? Nah This Cat's A Nerd To Me..In This Match 'He Don't Like The Look Of Things' So He Probly 'RE: Chin, For Specialist To Help'..Quicker Than "PM Conservations On Good Doctors For Plastic Surgery" (Specialist As In Text Vets)
Clashing Words To Meet-But To Brawl With Nerds Ain't Fun..Its Wednesday, He'll Be Completely Mauled When Thursday Come, I'll Consider 'Him A Problem' If He Said 'He'll Been Kaos To This Battle' It's The Turth Cuz That's Where He Gets "All His Wordplay From"

[DMS]

Hmmmmmmmm

[DMS]

My best bars hopefully haven’t been written yet

Wrote this last night

Boy, I turn Bikini Bottom to buckle knees bottom
Despite bars being hard, suckers sleep on um.
I get you rats, I’ll go all out, so you better load fast or prepare fo’ fallout.
Bow sir, or get yo ass toad, the shells’ll leave you in wreckage, you’ll never crawl out.
I reverse the Tide, don’t talk pods I’m probably meaner
One spray and your insides pour out like laundry cleaners

[dull boy]

theres virtually no difference but people say there is because they're retarded.

That’s what I thought. Thanks, darling.

[Chill Phil]

It's different than bitching and moaning, I'm scribbling moments as I've been bending and folding
Doubled over, gut wrenching in loathing...knees bent, no shoulders for gripping and holding
Stripped down to wishing from knowing, it's killing me slowly
Sifting through clothing, lifting them up and sniffing them only hoping to find out if it isn't moldy.

[Chill Phil]

I feel so small but I'm grown still...
Should I eat food tonight or pay my phone bill?

[Chill Phil]

You can't tell that I'm actually a bum?
I tried to hop ship but I tragically sunk
I need zeros on the back of the sum
How the fuck's a hundred bucks s'posed to last me a month?

[Chill Phil]

Homies call me Kobe..proud gunna
I'll put four shells in a rat....cowabunga

[Chill Phil]

Drunk in the club let a nigga say something...
I'll have him fall victim like a nigga base jumpin

[dull boy]

It's different than bitching and moaning, I'm scribbling moments as I've been bending and folding
Doubled over, gut wrenching in loathing...knees bent, no shoulders for gripping and holding
Stripped down to wishing from knowing, it's killing me slowly
Sifting through clothing, lifting them up and sniffing them only hoping to find out if it isn't moldy.

Dope

[ACTIVATE SELF]

Apeshit
I pop fools wit the Rugar, crew full of shootas
My G's all ape and we move like a Unit
Don't be goofy and confuse it, my goons too ruthless
Boot ya in the mouth banana clip'll leave ya toothless
You losers getting zooted off a nickel in a toothpick
While my niggas blowing Snoop Gorilla Glue inside of Cubans
The booth is gettin humid ... ain't no stompin out the flames
My boo's ass is stoopid - she got Donkey of the Day
Shout out to Charlemagne; I've been knighted by the Gods
Ciroc is the name, Diddy boppin in the rain
Empire State of Mind - I am Kong rockin Js
With Beyoncé on the stage and we never 'On The Run'
But stay on a Rampage for them Jacksons gettin paid
I'm Goodall day if the cash and Mary Jane is blue Bombay
She Baloo me fa the chain, King Louie and champagne
I knew she wanted fame, shot a movie and explained
Bared necessities of life - popped dat coochie in da frame
Uncle Luke her wit the gang? Dude you gotta be insane?
Cos I'm too damn fly ... to do a choochoo train
I ain't tryna catch a case like my nigga Pac did
Or be locked in a cage like a gotdamn chimp
I'm a Ceasar on these streets - a Sultan to the sheiks
And all a Ge-nies is a flawless ass freak
On sum Abu Dhabi sheets (a-ladd-in the East)
But I represent the West, where monkeys get greased
For beatin on they chest - we'll empty out the clip
And leave em sunken with the fishes
For tryna throw a wrench - we ain't wit the monkey business
"You Mighty Joe, huh?" You might need jo gun
Cos the youngins going bongo
From McNola slums to jungles of Chicago

- M'Baku

This whole verse because it's full of double, triple and reversible entandres and wordplay.

[Amen]

Who's posting on big baby's account?

[veritas]

Homies call me Kobe..proud gonna
I'll put four shells in a rat....cowabunga

Ugh

[dull boy]

I got a house warming gift for you and your spouse.
‘cause you may put a roof over her head, but mine gets the roof of her mouth.

edit: Fuck it. I’m rooting canals. It’s a clean sweep with a broom in her bowels.
Juices come out but they’re mucus’s. Brown. Called it lube and I trounced.
I just fucking moo’d at a cow like we were feuding. Abusive and loud
in any room I’m allowed. Not aloud? I’ll supe up the sound.

Edit: Mutant with vowels, nouns, or any other suitable styles.
Assume I ain’t human. What I compute and pronounce
is lunacy usually found in padded rooms being howled

Edit: Every beat laid vocals to is cleverly approached. I spew
letters schemed and sewn so smooth there’s never seams, just open loops
to set these things my soul produced. To let off steam and focus, too.