What percentage of your posts on Netcees accurately portray who you are in your daily life?

[dull boy]

Who’s keeping it real?

We all do a little trolling here and there, but certain people on here seem like they can’t be real. Like, how serious is Cheyeh? Is Veritas THAT serious ALL the time? It’s lets get it as racist as he seems, or trying to race bait?

[Inno]

70%

[Diode]

85%

[boof]

100%

[dull boy]

If X is my percentage and Y is my perceived percentage
then X÷Y = 85%

[Amen]

[Intro]
…Man, whatever
Dre, just let it run
Ayo, turn the beat up a little bit
Ayo, this song is for anyone
Fuck it, just shut up and listen, ayo

[Verse 1]
I sit back with this pack of Zig-Zag's and this bag
Of this weed, it gives me the shit needed to be
The most meanest MC on this—on this Earth
And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse
And just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works
And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve all this tension
Dispensing these sentences, getting this stress
That's been eating me recently off of this chest
And I rest again peacefully
But at least have the decency in you
To leave me alone, when you freaks see me out
In the streets when I'm eating or feeding my daughter
To not come and speak to me, I don't know you
And no, I don't owe you a mothafuckin' thing
I'm not Mr. N'Sync, I'm not what your friends think
I'm not Mr. Friendly, I can be a prick if you tempt me
My tank is on empty, no patience is in me
And if you offend me, I'm lifting you ten feet in the air
I don't care who was there and who saw me just jaw you
Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit
I'll smile in the courtroom and buy you a wardrobe
I'm tired of all you, I don't mean to be mean
But that's all I can be, it's just me

[Hook]
And I am whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, every day I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, every day I am
I don't know, it's just the way I am

[Verse 2]
Sometimes I just feel like my father
I hate to be bothered with all of this nonsense
It's constant, and, "Oh, it's his lyrical content
The song 'Guilty Conscience' has gotten such rotten responses."
And all of this controversy circles me
And it seems like the media immediately points a finger at me
So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie
Or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up
When you don't give a fuck, when you won't just put up
With the bullshit they pull, 'cause they full of shit too
When a dude's getting bullied and shoots up his school
And they blame it on Marilyn and the heroin
Where were the parents at? And look where it's at!
Middle America, now it's a tragedy
Now it's so sad to see, an upper-class city havin' this happening
Then attack Eminem ‘cause I rap this way
But I'm glad, ‘cause they feed me the fuel that I need
For the fire to burn, and it's burning, and I have returned

[Hook]
And I am whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, every day I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, every day I am
I don't know, it's just the way I am

[Verse 3]
I'm so sick and tired of being admired
That I wish that I would just die or get fired
And dropped from my label, let's stop with the fables
I'm not gonna be able to top on "My Name Is"
And pigeon-holed into some poppy sensation
To cop me rotation at rock-n-roll stations
And I just do not got the patience
To deal with these cocky Caucasians
Who think I'm some wigger who just tries to be black
‘Cause I talk with an accent and grab on my balls
So they always keep asking the same fucking questions
What school did I go to, what hood I grew up in
The why, the who, what, when, the where and the how
'Til I'm grabbing my hair and I'm tearin' it out
‘Cause they driving me crazy, I can't take it
I'm racin', I'm pacin', I stand and I sit
And I'm thankful for every fan that I get
But I can't take a shit
In the bathroom without someone standing by it
No, I won't sign you an autograph
You can call me an asshole, I'm glad

[Hook]
'Cause I am whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, every day I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, every day I am
I don't know, it's just the way I am

[~RustyGunZ~]

Depends on the day

[cac lover]

I tell bitches my dicks 9 inches.

Other than that I'm pretty honest

[dull boy]

I tell bitches my dicks 9 inches.

Other than that I'm pretty honest

I bet you've never had sex.

[uh-oh]

7x5

100

[cac lover]

I bet you've never had sex.

Do crack heads count?

[dull boy]

Do crack heads count?

Why are you here?

[Ghost1]

pancake will submit my percentage for me.

[Aero]

100%

[veritas]

Who’s keeping it real?

We all do a little trolling here and there, but certain people on here seem like they can’t be real. Like, how serious is Cheyeh? Is Veritas THAT serious ALL the time? It’s lets get it as racist as he seems, or trying to race bait?

This is a really good topic. I have much to say about this.

Been here almost a decade. I have changed. Once the end goal changed, so did my persona and habits of boarding. Overall, I am continually evolving my persona here, and VERITAS is Murphy just cranked up to 11. I am trying to find a balance to where it is no longer like that. I am really trying to make internet boarding as real-life like and as opposite of facebook as possible.

spoiler alert: that means only trolling the trolls, only bullying the bullies, aiding in growth and debate and being mature and decent. This is a practice area for me to sharpen my ability to communicate.

I would say a solid 90% now a days, striving for 100. The ultimate goal is to be the same man that I am at home, at work, at church, and on-line. That is the goal.




hope this helps.

[Ghost1]

100%

pancake will post my percentage but thank you.


even tho youre genetically superior as a statistician I will offer your percentage as a fair party

17%

[veritas]

I think by now it is obvious to those of us who can discern our right hand from our left, who here is a character, and who here is real.

not to say one is intrinsically better than the other, just to state a fact.

[Aero]

pancake will post my percentage but thank you.


even tho youre genetically superior as a statistician I will offer your percentage as a fair party

17%



I Quit my job to trade stocks full time so chill bc I have time today. However you want it.

[Aero]

I think by now it is obvious to those of us who can discern our right hand from our left, who here is a character, and who here is real.

not to say one is intrinsically better than the other, just to state a fact.

Facts.

[Witty]

It depends on the irl situation. With my friends I am pretty much exactly how I am here. With my bosses I am more tight lipped because I enjoy having a job. With my grandparents I am a fucking angel who can do no wrong. As a parent I am light hearted but as responsible as I possibly can be. I don't make the same kind of jokes in my home that I do with my friends.

We are all different people, there are some aspects that will always remain...for example I try to treat everyone with respect and I try to always remain humble....but different aspects of our personalities come to the forefront in different situations.

The person I am here is basically the person I am with my friends.

[Aero]

It depends on the irl situation. With my friends I am pretty much exactly how I am here. With my bosses I am more tight lipped because I enjoy having a job. With my grandparents I am a fucking angel who can do no wrong. As a parent I am light hearted but as responsible as I possibly can be. I don't make the same kind of jokes in my home that I do with my friends.

We are all different people, there are some aspects that will always remain...for example I try to treat everyone with respect and I try to always remain humble....but different aspects of our personalities come to the forefront in different situations.

The person I am here is basically the person I am with my friends.


Good man. Has never made an enemy on this forum.

[veritas]

Facts.

ironic you quoted me on the veracity of this.

[veritas]

For me the goal is to be as close to being the same person in all avenues of life. I strive to be the same man at home, as I do at work, as I do in church, as I do online. This is much more difficult than one might imagine. The way is fraught with peril. Drift too far to one side and you become a hypocrite/Pharisee drift to far the other and you become a nihilist and just give up. There is much to say about this, and when we think like this in relation to our fellow boarders and their patterns, there is much to be learned.

good thread man.

[PancakeBrah]

pancake will post my percentage but thank you.


even tho youre genetically superior as a statistician I will offer your percentage as a fair party

17%

R u fucking with me bags

You're on notice.























































57%

[veritas]

Bags percentage is interesting because I have gotten to know Anthony pretty decently.

I think Bags is old Anthony turned up to 11. Yet, current Anthony is growing exponentially, and that is rubbing off on current bags. As to what the gulf is between the two...I cannot call it.

[Ghost1]

pancake I would not fuck with u.

I respect 57% and also veritas comment agrees with my intial thoughts when I read the thread....... Im moving towards something new......quickly.....im not entirely sure who I am in the transition....I know where I am going though or atleast where I intend to arrive

[PancakeBrah]

I got srs elbow soreness during squats today. Enough not to be able to press/deadlift afterwards. I think I'm pinning my elbows down too much. Hopefully a form fix resolves the issue. We can only hope, really.

[veritas]

pancake I would not fuck with u.

I respect 57% and also veritas comment agrees with my intial thoughts when I read the thread....... Im moving towards something new......quickly.....im not entirely sure who I am in the transition....I know where I am going though or atleast where I intend to arrive

There is an art to the smooth transition. I wrote it in a journal a few years ago. When I get home I will try to find it and write it to you, Anthony.

[DMS]

At least 50%

[Finnydot]

I'm always honest and it sucks.

100%

[Diablo]

lmao depends on the account tbh

i troll, i write a lot, i like fucked up movies and weird porn, posted dick pic/got married/had a kid/lost my job/found a new one

i keep it pretty real here I think

[Amen]

No one is Muff - 100, tho.

That’s facts.

[~RustyGunZ~]

We’re all ourselves this thread is stupid

Even if someone lies, exaggerates, etc they’re doing it because they are themselves and doing what they would do because they’re doing it.

I played along with a 6 year character riff session because I do that irl

Anyone that trolls is probably a smart ass irl

Etc

[Fig]

100% :/

[Witty]

100% :/

NO.

You fucking asshole.

You are NOT allowed to log in, make one post then leave for a year ANYMORE.

You stay here now. This is where you will die.

[Fig]

NO.

You fucking asshole.

You are NOT allowed to log in, make one post then leave for a year ANYMORE.

You stay here now. This is where you will die.

Its too painful. Im reminded of how much i used to enjoy writing/how psychotically erotic i am.

But since you asked so nicely :))))

[Witty]

Fig we have this thing called netcees writers league.

It's where netcees writers go to league.

Join.

[Hush]

Weird question
I’m 100 percent of a portion of me

But obviously not showing all facets of me on here



Me on the podcasts is more me than me in the posts


If I had to put a number on it I’d say 65

[bleak]

0%

[cac lover]

Weird question
I’m 100 percent of a portion of me

But obviously not showing all facets of me on here



Me on the podcasts is more me than me in the posts


If I had to put a number on it I’d say 65

Shut the fuck up spic

[dull boy]

We’re all ourselves this thread is stupid

Even if someone lies, exaggerates, etc they’re doing it because they are themselves and doing what they would do because they’re doing it.

I played along with a 6 year character riff session because I do that irl

Anyone that trolls is probably a smart ass irl

Etc

Knew some know-it-all would say this.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Knew some know-it-all would say this.

Prove it wrong

[Ghost1]

I got srs elbow soreness during squats today. Enough not to be able to press/deadlift afterwards. I think I'm pinning my elbows down too much. Hopefully a form fix resolves the issue. We can only hope, really.

Switch to highbar

[PancakeBrah]

I've considered that my body type and injury history predisposes me to high bar, but I've only only ever done low bar and this Starting Strength reboot I'm doing is going pretty damn well. I'll run a few sessions with a conscious effort on my arm position before thinking of transitioning. You high bar? What's the differential in strength, if any? Keep in mind I only lift to impress people at the gym and at Netcees.

[Ghost1]

I'm more of a mid .....I break at the hips ala lowbar but the bar rests high and I keep an elevated chest as opposed to low bar so I hit depth harder

I don't think there's a big strength differential once u learn both......low bar being stronger by maybe 10-20lbs? Surely nothing the NC community or local Minnesota gym goer would notice

I front squat 365 last week at 190lbs bw

I only lift to low key spite u for laughing at me in my thread when I asked if I should do insanity


Who's fucking laughing now


WHWOSKXNS

[PancakeBrah]

Yo if your lifting motivation is even 5% motivated by one of my 30,000 posts on netcees dot org that I completely forgot about then I forgive you patronizing me that one time. And you hadn't even read Noam Chomsky when you said patronizing so I'm not sure you even knew what it meant. All is forgiven.

Nice front squat, brah (srs that's dumb strong).

[Ghost1]

Gone

[Fart]

Like 0.1%
It lets me shit post without being shunned from actual society
Im much worse irl

[~RustyGunZ~]

Why don't you split the difference and go mid bar?

[big baby]

letting bagga and pancake decide 4 me

[Ghost1]

6%

[PancakeBrah]

By Knuck's pseudo-intellectual postulate you are a literal baby posting. If you post like a baby with a multi dictionary then in real life you probably have a baby mind but the literal SMARTEST baby mind. So a solid 88%

[PancakeBrah]

It can be 94% if you promise to not kill me or my family btw.

[Vulgar]

94%

[Destroyer]

Always keep it 100

Edit: Wrote this and then thought about my actual verses
17.5%

[~RustyGunZ~]

By Knuck's pseudo-intellectual postulate you are a literal baby posting. If you post like a baby with a multi dictionary then in real life you probably have a baby mind but the literal SMARTEST baby mind. So a solid 88%

Accurate up until the end. It’s 100%. It’s always 100%.

[Ghost1]

Always keep it 100

Edit: Wrote this and then thought about my actual verses
17.5%

33%

I fully believe destroyer has more swagger than a grocery bagger IRL

[cac lover]

This is very introspective shit ***s

[bleak]

What is that line I'm thinking of

How can you be a destroyer of worlds, when destroyer is your entire world? That's wrong but someone quote that shit lol

[Ghost1]

What is that line I'm thinking of

How can you be a destroyer of worlds, when destroyer is your entire world? That's wrong but someone quote that shit lol

legit why I called muffs uncle the n word fr

[Destroyer]

33%

I fully believe destroyer has more swagger than a grocery bagger IRL

Lmfao
I believe it was an equal amount

[veritas]

Jude has been steadily increasing for the past two years imho.

[El Muffin]

100% smarttarded

[El Muffin]

What is that line I'm thinking of

How can you be a destroyer of worlds, when destroyer is your entire world? That's wrong but someone quote that shit lol

how can you be a destroyer of worlds..when your world is Destroyer

i wrote that vs Anthony long time ago in a pinkslip match that he nsD

i ducked the next one lol so no shade thrown

[Diablo]

lmao line GARBAGE

[El Muffin]

perfect given all the den talk at the time

i aint ask to be misquoted..just correcting the young man

[PancakeBrah]

Was he saying he was a destroyer of worlds a lot when you said that line or something? If not that seems super forced. Fair?

What was the set up Muff. We need to know.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Line is fire don’t listen to the topical writers lmao

[veritas]

Not feeling it

[bleak]

It was relevant to the times. Pretty sure it was even bags' user title at that time

[Ghost1]

Wat lol

No.

It was a horrible bar

There was no relevant tie in to destroyer of worlds

It was contrived and forced af

The only reason I even remember it at all was because of how legit bad it was lmao



Muff got bars no lie


That ain't one of em lol

[Witty]

Chain out to see like Constantinople crazy tho.

[Chill Phil]

85%

[big baby]

guise....


if da leadup var isn't talkin bout a cannon or babi moms the. it sucks lloll...k...

exampull.... literally tired of explaneing

UR BABY MKM WAS SLOBBING ON MAH KNOB, CALL HA DRIPPY LATOYA
HOW H DESTROYED LF WORLDS WHEN UR WORLD IS DESTROYA....


there now it good lol

[dull boy]

guise....


if da leadup var isn't talkin bout a cannon or babi moms the. it sucks lloll...k...

exampull.... literally tired of explaneing

UR BABY MKM WAS SLOBBING ON MAH KNOB, CALL HA DRIPPY LATOYA
HOW H DESTROYED LF WORLDS WHEN UR WORLD IS DESTROYA....


there now it good lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWDamENSaBY&app=desktop

[cac lover]

Did this *** say latoya? Is he disrespecting a black queen?

[dull boy]

Did this *** say latoya? Is he disrespecting a black queen?

Assuming Latoya is black is racist.

[cac lover]

Assuming Latoya is black is racist.

I am black i can not be racist cracker

[Split Eight]

75%

[Diablo]

lmao Muff the pic battling god but that line is and always was luke warm trash

[Dope girl]

No offence
I got better things to do
trolling getting lame

[Ghost1]

u been trolling us?

[PancakeBrah]

DG's "There's a whore going in Mexico" is still the best post in the history of Netcees.