UFC 229 event thread

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stream links

https://old.reddit.com/r/MMAStreams/comments/9lxepr/event_thread_ufc_229_khabib_vs_mcgregor_630pm_et/

main card starts in an hour

im bored as shit though tuning in early for fights i don't care about

who's around?

[Witty]

Sitting here halfway thru a bottle of whiskey telling myself I'm going to still be awake to watch this shit at 4am.

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lmaooo.

you can do it witty

they don't have cocaine out there huh? at least not accessible?

i got a connect again but its a road that can only lead to ruin. but i wanna steer down it FRIEND

[Flow]

Yeah I'm lagging a tad now an I'm using everything above.

[veritas]

dope. thx

[Witty]

lmaooo.

you can do it witty

they don't have cocaine out there huh? at least not accessible?

i got a connect again but its a road that can only lead to ruin. but i wanna steer down it FRIEND

Lmao where do you think I live?

I don't like the shit tho tbh. My drugs of choice have always been depressants.

[Witty]

But yo i mean, do you bro.

[The Dead Poet]

lot of first round knock outs so far.

[cac lover]

Fuck coke real men shoot herion

[The Dead Poet]

main lined into their DICKS!

[Witty]

Also, I found a shot of vodka and half a bottle of wine tucked away in the nether regions of my house which should keep me occupied.

I don't fall asleep because of the alcohol...I fall asleep because there is none left.

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But yo i mean, do you bro.

lol word in my mind i still see the atlantic as a gigantic barrier where cocaine smugglers get lost in the bermuda triangle

my only problem with blow is it enhances my alcoholism. when i get tired from boozing its there to let me know i'm nowhere near finished. DRINK ANOTHER

but word i'm waiting to crack the makers till the main card cuz i just get tired and pass out anymore when im drunk. not even the fun black out. just a regular old eyelids get heavy pass out

I MISS PARTYING

[Flow]

Also, I found a shot of vodka and half a bottle of wine tucked away in the nether regions of my house which should keep me occupied.

I don't fall asleep because of the alcohol...I fall asleep because there is none left.

That last line is pretty much someone summing up my entire existant. I wish I would remember that in morning

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Yeah I'm lagging a tad now an I'm using everything above.

i've got the acestream going its played to perfection since i started it around 9. no buffering or pausing at all

edit- its also the main card acestream link that buffstreamz put up. it plays the prelims as well so im not sure why there are different links

[Witty]

You people need to reply to me...give me something to respond to, to keep me awake. Took that shot of vodka...I now regret it, because Vodka is the most disgusting drink ever made. I did not enjoy it.

[Witty]

i've got the acestream going its played to perfection since i started it around 9. no buffering or pausing at all

edit- its also the main card acestream link that buffstreamz put up. it plays the prelims as well so im not sure why there are different links

I think he was talking about the drugs and alcohol.

[Aero]

You people need to reply to me...give me something to respond to, to keep me awake. Took that shot of vodka...I now regret it, because Vodka is the most disgusting drink ever made. I did not enjoy it.

You need to stay up to watch this fight

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You people need to reply to me...give me something to respond to, to keep me awake. Took that shot of vodka...I now regret it, because Vodka is the most disgusting drink ever made. I did not enjoy it.

The spirit of khabibs people put the seed of doubt in conor for you with that shot of terrible vodka

In all seriousness i bet proper twelve is terrible

[cac lover]

I seen better fights in general population

[Witty]

You need to stay up to watch this fight

Thank you.

I knew I could rely on you Aero.

Sometimes you say things to try and hurt me...but I know that deep down you appreciate me.

And I appreciate you.

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Betdsi gave me 10 free fake dollars i put on khabib. I think i'll only win 6 fake dollars. But i had to put my fake money where my mouth has been

No homo

[Witty]

The spirit of khabibs people put the seed of doubt in conor for you with that shot of terrible vodka

In all seriousness i bet proper twelve is terrible

Had this conversation with a friend earlier today...he tried it and said it's basically relabeled Bushmills...which is quite nice whiskey, but nothing to make a fuss about. I've never tried it tho. And I'm not one of those terrible fans that think Conor takes this no problem...Khabib is a problem...normally I'd make a prediction, but it's a toss up for me...not trying to pussy out, but i really don't know...it depends how the early stages go. Obviously I hope Conor wins, but we'll see.

[The Dead Poet]

El Cucuy and Dom Reyes FTW

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Poet ferguson doesnt strike you as a weird nerd who just happens to fight very well? Lol. He just reminds me of the dude who tried to hard to be cool and completely missed the mark but people left him alone because his dad abused him and he'll hit you with a brick

[Witty]

El Cucuy and Dom Reyes FTW

[The Dead Poet]

Poet ferguson doesnt strike you as a weird nerd who just happens to fight very well? Lol. He just reminds me of the dude who tried to hard to be cool and completely missed the mark but people left him alone because his dad abused him and he'll hit you with a brick

I cringe when he talks. I literally will turn a video/interview off it I see he's going to talk. He's also adopted which is why a beaner has the last name Feruson. Anyways the point is every fight he has is a blood bath. He takes risk and lets people hit him and just keeps coming.

[Witty]

HYPED

[The Dead Poet]

oh I'm also leaving out he's an 805 boy....which is my hood.

[Witty]

Poet ferguson doesnt strike you as a weird nerd who just happens to fight very well? Lol. He just reminds me of the dude who tried to hard to be cool and completely missed the mark but people left him alone because his dad abused him and he'll hit you with a brick

Yeah I guess...but watch a fight and tell me you are not entertained.

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I cringe when he talks. I literally will turn a video/interview off it I see he's going to talk. He's also adopted which is why a beaner has the last name Feruson. Anyways the point is every fight he has is a blood bath. He takes risk and lets people hit him and just keeps coming.

word i feel you

i think part of my dislike stems from hearing eddie bravo talk in bewilderment about how he isn't a bigger star and how marketable he is etc etc, when everytime i see him its cringey. but word he is a savage for sure. i don't care for pettis either i think he smashes him.

OSP has never done it for me either.

are these streams way behind? its 10:15 and i feel like the main card is just starting now, just finished with the overdone intro vid and now rogan and them are talking

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also i'm only really posting so much to make sure witty is alive and staying awake lmao

im bout to eat a box of cheez its like a champion

[The Dead Poet]

word i feel you

i think part of my dislike stems from hearing eddie bravo talk in bewilderment about how he isn't a bigger star and how marketable he is etc etc, when everytime i see him its cringey. but word he is a savage for sure. i don't care for pettis either i think he smashes him.

OSP has never done it for me either.

are these streams way behind? its 10:15 and i feel like the main card is just starting now, just finished with the overdone intro vid and now rogan and them are talking

they're probably only a min or so behind.

[Witty]

Alright...maybe it's the hidden misogynist in me...but I really don't give a fuck about these female fights. They're tough as fuck...they would undoubtedly beat the fuck out of me. But I really don't care about it.

[Witty]

also i'm only really posting so much to make sure witty is alive and staying awake lmao

im bout to eat a box of cheez its like a champion

Love you man. I got half a bottle of wine and a quarter bottle of whiskey to keep me going. I am incredibly drunk, but thankfully my woman takes the little guy to her grandma's on Sundays while I stay in bed lmao

[The Dead Poet]

I was posting on the FB feed...but I decided to post here to keep my honorary messican witty awake. Brown Power bro!

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Love you man. I got half a bottle of wine and a quarter bottle of whiskey to keep me going. I am incredibly drunk, but thankfully my woman takes the little guy to her grandma's on Sundays while I stay in bed lmao

lmao nicee. NFL games don't start til 1 pm here so i plan on going hard starting now. i don't need to wake up till noonish.

also agreed on pretty much all woman fights. i look forward to maybe 1 in 100. i've never tuned in strictly for a chick fight though.

also waterson is too womanly yo. herrig looks like a rapist. in the best of ways. im somewhat attracted to that dude-man-chick. she looks like she'd jack me off and continue yanking on it after i nut and i'd have to wrestle her and throw her out a window. waterson on the other hand i feel like i'd just pet her hair and kiss her forehead in a strange proud father way

[Witty]

But yeah keep talking because it was this day 2 years ago my old man was taken in to hospital, and I got that call at work. I JUST REALISED THAT.

So I am ready to watch people punch each other.

[The Dead Poet]

Waterson fucking her up throwing her around. Which is crazy considering how small she is.

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Waterson fucking her up throwing her around. Which is crazy considering how small she is.

yea my streams behind a minute or so, i read that and a little while later she hip tossed her and got on top

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now im just perving watersons ass and thighs like HMHMHM

[Witty]

I mean...if this goes to decision...there's no decision to be made. So far.

[veritas]

The Asian girl gonna win.

[Witty]

As I said.

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yea lol at cruz, "very tough decision"

[Inno]

Who won?

[veritas]

Russians....

[veritas]

Wanna be a baller tho....dead.

[The Dead Poet]

Wanna be a baller tho....dead.

RIP LIL TROY

[Witty]

My son just woke up...I thought he was tryna see the fight but he was just tryna hear twinkle twinkle little star.

That shit's a banger to him.

[veritas]

RIP LIL TROY

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man all the hd streams i've been using seem way behind you guys. i checked some webstreams and im a whole round behind

but this stream im on now is too crispy. so i'm just gonna have to be careful coming in here for spoilers

STAY WITH US WITTY

[The Dead Poet]

i'm on one of the acestream links and I'm still good.

[Witty]

The stream I got is just starting round 3 of Lewis v Volkov.

And I am just barely staying with you. It's 4.05am.

[The Dead Poet]

HOLY FUCK

[Witty]

Lewis just fucked that boy up.

[veritas]

best interview ever.

[veritas]

best interview ever.

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he just ko'd him on mine. im on a different acestream now lol. still way behind

[Witty]

he just ko'd him on mine. im on a different acestream now lol. still way behind

I'm on firstrows.net

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ive typed this message in advance, and am hitting enter when rogan begins interviewing him for reference.

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USA IN THIS HO

[The Dead Poet]

best post fight interview ever

[The Dead Poet]

best interview ever.

[Witty]

I've been awake since 6am.

[NYCSPITZ]

If Volkov wasn't classy and didn't stop when the nig nog put hands to his orbital this would've been over with the pressure early

[The Dead Poet]

Reyes first round knockout.

[The Dead Poet]

If Volkov wasn't classy and didn't stop when the nig nog put hands to his orbital this would've been over with the pressure early

That dumb ass stopped because he was complaining to herb that Lewis put his hand on his mouth.

[NYCSPITZ]

That dumb ass stopped because he was complaining to herb that Lewis put his hand on his mouth.

yeah pure stupidity he had the W fuck virtue you're in a UFC fight

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That dumb ass stopped because he was complaining to herb that Lewis put his hand on his mouth.

yea im not sure what that was about. he did some strange shit for sure. has volkov fought in the UFC before, i feel like the names familiar. but if it was his first fight maybe he was used to some weird ruskie rules. like herb putting his mouthpiece in for him etc

[Witty]

Yes he has fought before.

[The Dead Poet]

yea im not sure what that was about. he did some strange shit for sure. has volkov fought in the UFC before, i feel like the names familiar. but if it was his first fight maybe he was used to some weird ruskie rules. like herb putting his mouthpiece in for him etc

last fight he KO'd Werdum.

Rogan was crazy wrong with that mouth piece shit. Volkov was asking Herb to wash it out LOL....

[Witty]

I got some other shit going on other than watching UFC.

Some crazy chick (and I mean crazy as in that body is ridiculous) I work with keeps messaging me...and I'm not the type to go behind someone's back...so I told her nah I can't go there...but every weekend it's the same shit...then at work she doesn't even look at me, but I look at her. So basically I'm looking at her knowing i can't do shit about it..but she is not looking at me, thinking she can. Women are fucking lunatics.

[The Dead Poet]

I meant second round.

[Witty]

yo my link just went down...someone hit me up.

[veritas]

I got some other shit going on other than watching UFC.

Some crazy chick (and I mean crazy as in that body is ridiculous) I work with keeps messaging me...and I'm not the type to go behind someone's back...so I told her nah I can't go there...but every weekend it's the same shit...then at work she doesn't even look at me, but I look at her. So basically I'm looking at her knowing i can't do shit about it..but she is not looking at me, thinking she can. Women are fucking lunatics.

[Witty]

nvm got it back.

[Witty]

veritas

I am unsure of your intentions.

Speak your mind.

[veritas]

You married?

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I got some other shit going on other than watching UFC.

Some crazy chick (and I mean crazy as in that body is ridiculous) I work with keeps messaging me...and I'm not the type to go behind someone's back...so I told her nah I can't go there...but every weekend it's the same shit...then at work she doesn't even look at me, but I look at her. So basically I'm looking at her knowing i can't do shit about it..but she is not looking at me, thinking she can. Women are fucking lunatics.

lmao word.

also WTF man i don't give a shit about these fights its going on midnight

LETS GET TO KHABIB SMASH.

reyes finish this big idiot

ferguson kill pettis quickly he's done next to nothing since the cage kick

ARHGHGGF

[Witty]

You married?

No.

[Witty]

lmao word.

also WTF man i don't give a shit about these fights its going on midnight

LETS GET TO KHABIB SMASH.

reyes finish this big idiot

ferguson kill pettis quickly he's done next to nothing since the cage kick

ARHGHGGF

for real bro, i've got half a glass of whiskey left...that's it...i'm trying it save it for after the fight...so i can down it then go to sleep...but my patience is wearing thin.

[The Dead Poet]

Reyes is legit.

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there was definitely a horn right at the KO

[Witty]

It's nearly 5am...my dog is snoring...I was in a facebook chat with 3 friends who all seem to have fallen asleep.

[The Dead Poet]

yea that shit was a KO. Merg was fucking up.

[The Dead Poet]

It's nearly 5am...my dog is snoring...I was in a facebook chat with 3 friends who all seem to have fallen asleep.

Last man standing! Embrace it

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yea that shit was a KO. Merg was fucking up.

agreed the horn was after he already hit the dirt and walked away

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It's nearly 5am...my dog is snoring...I was in a facebook chat with 3 friends who all seem to have fallen asleep.

if you had some blow you'd be golden

you'd need more booze tho

[The Dead Poet]

Jimbo you ready? Ferg about to Murk.




















honestly this dude is coming back from an ACL tear that was ripped off the bone in 5 months. Adrian Peterson didn't even do that. It might be too soon, especially with someone like Pettis that can kick the shit out of your leg. I'm still riding with Tony though. He's the better fighter. Just questioning if he's coming back too early.

[Witty]

f'real need a link this time

[The Dead Poet]

Ferg coming out to some breakdancing freestly music. Love it.

[The Dead Poet]

Edgy Brah

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f'real need a link this time

Click the link i put in the first post, scroll down and there are a ton

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I shouldve put my fake 10 on pettis.

HES BOUT TO CATCH A BODY.

sure i dont believe that at all. But i need to create interest in this fight lol

[The Dead Poet]

Tony is a fucking savage bro.

[Witty]

Thought he was done after that first leg kick tbh, but ferg got him so far.

[Witty]

ohhhh

[The Dead Poet]

blood bath

[The Dead Poet]

Jimbo is a fan now

[veritas]

No.

Ok. Still proceed with caution. She cray.

[Witty]

Wow. Ok.

I guess his hand was broken?

[Witty]

Ok. Still proceed with caution. She cray.

Regardless.

I have made a commitment. Even if there are no vows....until the day we decide the commitment is void, I am bound to it.

[The Dead Poet]

Where you at jimbo? Show the homie some love.

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Where you at jimbo? Show the homie some love.

lmao it was a war. ferguson deserved the respect. wish there was a 3rd round though. ferguson was winning regardless

but FOTN so far for sure

[The Dead Poet]

this next fight won't eclipse it. Either going to Mctappy for a quick KO or a Snooze fest wrestle fucking.

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does ferguson have a fucking ALIEN chip in his head? it keeps muting him when he's talking? just my stream?

also i couldn't hear eddie bravo talking to him either

wtf? it cuts back in when rogan talks

just me?

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its muting pettis now too? wtf is going on

[veritas]

Let’s go Irish

[veritas]

its muting pettis now too? wtf is going on

It’s just you. It’s the government.

[Witty]

Here we go.

[Fart]

holy shit the main event still hasn't started

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HEY FUCKS

was the sound messing up on you guys?

also i take OFFENSE to the wrestle fuck comment. when i think wrestle fuck i think bums like koscheck and fitch lmao showing my dated references. but word khabib is actively trying to smash people in his wrestle fucking

[veritas]

Regardless.

I have made a commitment. Even if there are no vows....until the day we decide the commitment is void, I am bound to it.

Then cut it bruh. Don’t play with the fire.

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holy shit the main event still hasn't started

its about to now.

might already be started since for some reason the streams are only late and audio funky for me.

its been playing crystal clear and smooth though so i don't wanna MESS WITH ANYTHING

[The Dead Poet]

BT Sports is free TV in Europe. They're blocking out the F bombs.

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But word im disappearing during the fight since im behind you guys. Im here tho. Awaiting their intros

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BT Sports is free TV in Europe. They're blocking out the F bombs.

I thought the UK basically had no censorship after a certain time?

Ohhhhh. Maybe its past the time now since its technically morning now.

Im pretty sure cursing, titties and everything is fine in the uk after midnight or something like that

[Witty]

Then cut it bruh. Don’t play with the fire.

I'm playing with nothing.

Let's just watch what is about to unfold.

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God dammit now i have to watch the hype vids ive been watching all god damn week. BRING EM OUT ALREADY

[The Dead Poet]

I thought the UK basically had no censorship after a certain time?

Ohhhhh. Maybe its past the time now since its technically morning now.

Im pretty sure cursing, titties and everything is fine in the uk after midnight or something like that

I just know while illegally streaming that it's done it before. Maybe the fact that it's morning now has something to do with it. No clue.

[Witty]

I'm seeing everything.

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I just know while illegally streaming that it's done it before. Maybe the fact that it's morning now has something to do with it. No clue.

Word

Also im just going off some shit i mightve heard on a podcast years ago from gervais or one of them limeys. But i couldve made it up lol. Conors coming out now on mine so im disappearing till there is a finish so it dont get spoiled

THE EAGLE

***AWWW

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HOW DARE THEY CENSOR MY KAKAWWW

but word only reason that theory made sense to me is i heard all of derrick lewis' interview.

[veritas]

Ain’t gonna lie...pretty hype about this.

[veritas]

HOW DARE THEY CENSOR MY KAKAWWW

but word only reason that theory made sense to me is i heard all of derrick lewis' interview.

Best post fight interview ever lol

[Fart]

Connor almost last two whole minutes !!

[Witty]

Conor's in trouble.

[veritas]

Connor has to stay standing.

[Fart]

Lol he's done

[Fart]

LOL CONNER NEEDS TO CHEAT

[Fart]

easily 20-16 so far

[The Dead Poet]

Conor is gassed. I love it. He's going to quit this round.

[Witty]

Khabib has him so far.

[Witty]

He'll stand in the third...if he doesn't..he's done.

[Fart]

Lmao did they just say connor is the best striker in ufc history

[Fart]

Lol he tapped from that weak ass choke

[The Dead Poet]

Love it hahahahhaa

[Fart]

Of course connor's douche riders are screaming for a DQ. lawl.

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DA GOD

[Witty]

Khabib got him.

Fucka DQ.

The man tapped.

It is what is is.

I'm going to sleep.

[Diode]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

1) lol
2) dillon danis is a piece of shit and got kicked out of marcelo's for a reason. if you make marcelo fucking garcia kick you out, you have no place to go worth living.
3) you attacked a bus full of dagestanis and didn't expect they'd jump you as soon as they got the chance?!?

[Diode]

Lol he tapped from that weak ass choke

he was exhausted and his jaw was halfway 'round his face. sambo guys don't care where the choke is.

[veritas]

What the heck

[Diode]

also fucking gone at dana and the ufc on some high horse WHEN THEY MADE THIS MOMENT HAPPEN

SORRY IT DIDN'T COME OUT SCRIPTED AND AWFUL LIKE BROCK

[veritas]

Is this what starts ww3?

[veritas]

This is wwe. Fair.

[The Dead Poet]

So happy. going to sleep so peacefully.

[Diode]

So happy. going to sleep so peacefully.

right??

both main events delivered for a change.

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THIS WAS BEAUTIFUL IN EVERY FACET

[Diode]

mcgregor loved playing wannabe gangster until a bunch of actual gangsters jumped his ass.

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fucking annihalated connor. i had it 30-26 before connor tapped

then he yells at him that he's a faggot and he told him he'd smash him (i assume), hops the fence, fucks up the idiot who pretended his grappling was on par with khabibs, khabibs boy hops fence and throws a few at conor lmfao

i mean hey khabib told him back after the bus incident, he's no gangster, he'll show him a gangster

allah is proud this day.

THE EAGLE

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mcgregor loved playing wannabe gangster until a bunch of actual gangsters jumped his ass.

lol word beat me to it

[bleak]

This makes Khabib look like a fagot to casual fans in case y'all were wondering. This is the dumbe st thing he could have done and I have so much less respect for him and so much more for Conor after that. Conor took his loss like a gentleman even while Khabib was mugging after he won the fight. Khabib is a fucking tool and if you check my posts before this fight I had nothing but praise for the guy. This is sad.

[veritas]

Why do you like allah?

[veritas]

I agree this is karma for Mcgregor but I also agree it was unprofessional and dangerous on khabib.

[The Dead Poet]

Dana and Joe are fucking faggots.

Joe out here talking like this is fucking awful.....Yea bro? Like throwing a dolley thru a bus window and causing 3 fights with 6 fighters that spent 3-4 months training, to not be able to make a living off of? Then him getting an immediate title shot where Dana and Co decide to use said footage as a promo leading up to the fight. Where Conor calls Khibibs team everything from Snitches to 9/11 terrorist.....like and ass whopping isn't on it's way.....fuck out of here.

[Diode]

This makes Khabib look like a fagot to casual fans in case y'all were wondering. This is the dumbe st thing he could have done and I have so much less respect for him and so much more for Conor after that. Conor took his loss like a gentleman even while Khabib was mugging after he won the fight. Khabib is a fucking tool and if you check my posts before this fight I had nothing but praise for the guy. This is sad.

filthy casuals booed every minute of grappling that led to that finish so they can kiss my shiny metal ass

[Diode]

Dana and Joe are fucking faggots.

Joe out here talking like this is fucking awful.....Yea bro? Like throwing a dolley thru a bus window and causing 3 fights with 6 fighters that spent 3-4 months training, to not be able to make a living off of? Then him getting an immediate title shot where Dana and Co decide to use said footage as a promo leading up to the fight. Where Conor calls Khibibs team everything from Snitches to 9/11 terrorist.....like and ass whopping isn't on it's way.....fuck out of here.

SO MUCH FUCKING THIS

[Witty]

When you win you behave like a winner.

When you lose you take it on the chin.

Khabib just won probably the biggest UFC main event of all time.

Let that man be a goon.

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Why do you like allah?

i like him as much as yahweh or whatever make believe deity you believe in. allah is just khabib's make believe deity.

mine is jupiter.

[Diode]

comment of the evening for me from reddit:

I fucking love the Royal Rumble

dead.

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Dana and Joe are fucking faggots.

Joe out here talking like this is fucking awful.....Yea bro? Like throwing a dolley thru a bus window and causing 3 fights with 6 fighters that spent 3-4 months training, to not be able to make a living off of? Then him getting an immediate title shot where Dana and Co decide to use said footage as a promo leading up to the fight. Where Conor calls Khibibs team everything from Snitches to 9/11 terrorist.....like and ass whopping isn't on it's way.....fuck out of here.
exactly

but either way i lean toward all forms of goonery, well deserved or not lmao

[Diode]

exactly

but either way i lean toward all forms of goonery, well deserved or not lmao

you are nothing if not consistent

[veritas]

i like him as much as yahweh or whatever make believe deity you believe in. allah is just khabib's make believe deity.

mine is jupiter.

Oh ok.

[veritas]

Vegas is going to be crunk tonight lol.

I am worried about that.

Connor provoked all of this. Khabib didn’t have to act that way.

[The Dead Poet]

don't let the shenanigans in the octagon after the fight deter you from remembering Conors bitch ass tapped again.

[bleak]

When you win you behave like a winner.

When you lose you take it on the chin.

Khabib just won probably the biggest UFC main event of all time.

Let that man be a goon.

This seems contradictory. But all your posts do so idk.

I'm not a huge UFC fan, not like some of the guys here who train and live it. I did follow the prefight shit but mostly just the chair at the window, which honestly pales in comparison to attacking a coach, after you win/defend your title, on the biggest PPV in this history of UFC.

Dana literally refused to put the belt on him, he wasn't even in the cage when Buffer announced the winner. Like I said, I had respect for him as a warrior, all the way up to the point that he hopped the fence to basically attack a pedestrian.

[Diode]

This seems contradictory. But all your posts do so idk.

I'm not a huge UFC fan, not like some of the guys here who train and live it. I did follow the prefight shit but mostly just the chair at the window, which honestly pales in comparison to attacking a coach, after you win/defend your title, on the biggest PPV in this history of UFC.

Dana literally refused to put the belt on him, he wasn't even in the cage when Buffer announced the winner. Like I said, I had respect for him as a warrior, all the way up to the point that he hopped the fence to basically attack a pedestrian.
you really don't know much about dillon danis if you think he's some random pedestrian lmao

[Witty]

Dana and Joe are fucking faggots.

Joe out here talking like this is fucking awful.....Yea bro? Like throwing a dolley thru a bus window and causing 3 fights with 6 fighters that spent 3-4 months training, to not be able to make a living off of? Then him getting an immediate title shot where Dana and Co decide to use said footage as a promo leading up to the fight. Where Conor calls Khibibs team everything from Snitches to 9/11 terrorist.....like and ass whopping isn't on it's way.....fuck out of here.

Yeah...at that time Conor was a winner...he was being a goon....now Khabib wins, and so is he....which I fully support, but you can't denounce one man for doing something and praise another man for it. Conor had the world at his feet when he did that shit...and I said 'Fuck shit up boy'....now Khabib has that feeling....and I fully support him too.

[Diode]

don't let the shenanigans in the octagon after the fight deter you from remembering Conors bitch ass tapped again.

to a neck crank, no less.

[Vulgar]

Ferguson looked awesome. Khabib looked like a beast. Conor gave him a fairly hard time but underestimated Khabib's standup and was constantly getting popped. The neck crank closed the show - I was happy because McGregor was starting to become some kind of cultural demigod. Khabib is a messenger of death bred in the desert snow for centuries and showed it.

[Witty]

This seems contradictory. But all your posts do so idk.

Woah. This isn't a post you just drop on top of an essay like it will go unnoticed...explain yourself little guy.

[The Dead Poet]

to a neck crank, no less.

yea that shit was no where near under his chin.

[veritas]

Drunken Russians and drunken Irish mad on the streets of Vegas. Hope no one gets hurt.

Ufcwwe

[The Dead Poet]

Ferguson looked awesome. Khabib looked like a beast. Conor gave him a fairly hard time but underestimated Khabib's standup and was constantly getting popped. The neck crank closed the show - I was happy because McGregor was starting to become some kind of cultural demigod. Khabib is a messenger of death bred in the desert snow for centuries and showed it.

He didn't underestimate his stand up. He was just terrified of him shooting for a takedown. Khibib standup is still terrible.

[BodySnatcher]

Connor provoked all of this. Khabib didn’t have to act that way.

THIS.

But godamn that was entertaining! That nigga reacted on some Mafia shit and Connor broke a code of honor. That shit was classic. Best brawl after the fight since Tyson Holyfield.

[uh-oh]

don't let the shenanigans in the octagon after the fight deter you from remembering Conors bitch ass tapped again.

grabbing fences, gloves, even grabbing with his feet for dear life along the way, illegal knees from the ground etc.

his left failed him again Amen lol

[Vulgar]

He didn't underestimate his stand up. He was just terrified of him shooting for a takedown. Khibib standup is still terrible.

Khabib outstruck Johnson, Barboza, and McGregor on the feet though. Johnson only landed 1-5 good shots throughout the fight if I remember correctly. He dropped McGregor. His standup gets the job done IMO.

[Witty]

Btw in case you fools are confusing me for some irish fanboy...my facebook post after the fight was,and I quote "Conor tapped. It is what is is. Khabib got him. The better fighter won on the day"

[The Dead Poet]

Khabib outstruck Johnson, Barboza, and McGregor on the feet though. Johnson only landed 1-5 good shots throughout the fight if I remember correctly. He dropped McGregor. His standup gets the job done IMO.
because they're scared of being taken down and not looking for an overhand right......you are fucking retarded if you think Khbibs striking is even close to decent.

[uh-oh]

Drunken Russians and drunken Irish mad on the streets of Vegas. Hope no one gets hurt.

Ufcwwe

think the irish outnumber them at least at a 10-1 ratio.

i'm keeping my eye on twitter for awhile to see if anything starts popping off

[Witty]

Now it's nearly 7am and fuck you tbh.

i really need to sleep lmao

[The Dead Poet]

Btw in case you fools are confusing me for some irish fanboy...my facebook post after the fight was,and I quote "Conor tapped. It is what is is. Khabib got him. The better fighter won on the day"

sounds like a civilized conor fan boy post to be honest.

[Witty]

think the irish outnumber them at least at a 10-1 ratio.

i'm keeping my eye on twitter for awhile to see if anything starts popping off

We have watched fighting since childhood.

We know a defeat when we see one.

[uh-oh]

because they're scared of being taken down and not looking for an overhand right......you are fucking retarded if you think Khbibs striking is even close to decent.
it depends what you're measuring it against. its decent striking for sure. but it isn't decent for a world classstriker by any means.

its like when maia started putting together decent 1-2's on people. his striking was pretty good, but again people were terrified of going to the ground lol. but its still decent if you're tagging people one way or the other

[Witty]

sounds like a civilized conor fan boy post to be honest.

Never been a fanboy. I have always seen his limitations. But he is Irish, so I support him.

[Vulgar]

It is definitely good. Look at the results. You can't judge someone's striking by how it looks. Judge it by how the fighter responds when they're receiving the blows.

[The Dead Poet]

it depends what you're measuring it against. its decent striking for sure. but it isn't decent for a world classstriker by any means.

its like when maia started putting together decent 1-2's on people. his striking was pretty good, but again people were terrified of going to the ground lol. but its still decent if you're tagging people one way or the other

Bro, I like you and all....but Maia has always been terrible. He has a couple KO's in which I'm sure are still hung on his refrigerator and all....but those punches are only landing because their opponents are watching their feet in fear of a take down.

[Witty]

Also The Dead Poet I would like a fucking apology.

I root for whoever won the fucking fight...Khabib won the fight. I wish Conor did, but he did not. Just because I share a nationality with the man does not mean I am incapable of calling a fight.

[The Dead Poet]

Also The Dead Poet I would like a fucking apology.

I root for whoever won the fucking fight...Khabib won the fight. I wish Conor did, but he did not. Just because I share a nationality with the man does not mean I am incapable of calling a fight.

Bro, I care for your well being. Your Kid is going to wake up in like 2 hours. Get some sleep.

[Witty]

Bro, I care for your well being. Your Kid is going to wake up in like 2 hours. Get some sleep.

Let me worry about the welfare of my child and I will let you worry about the cheap shot you just took.

Don't get me fucked up bro.

[uh-oh]

lmao

poet we're on the same page. we're just defining decent different

in a strictly standup fight i can't think of anyone in his division he would beat. but combined with his other talents it makes him serviceable, so when a fight is standing he's decent, since they fear it going to the ground.

[uh-oh]

AND IT BEGINS

https://twitter.com/LasVegasLocally/status/1048813887448014848

[uh-oh]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Do4kmn-XgAAh5Nh?format=jpg

THE EAGLE

KAKAWWWW LMFOASOFEIOGWSGAH

[uh-oh]

https://twitter.com/MoneybadgerG/status/1048807933864230912

[uh-oh]

first two links were fans

heres a better view of khabib going at dillon danis

https://twitter.com/i/status/1048812183793127424

[uh-oh]

video of khabibs translator getting arrested. not sure if he was the one in red throwing punches at conor?

https://twitter.com/i/status/1048807414571520000

more of derrick lewis being a G not to be overlooked

https://twitter.com/i/status/1048809453183795200

from this angle it looks like conor threw first at khabibs guy in black, dude in red hops fence around the same time before throwing at conor

https://twitter.com/i/status/1048813464771125248

new vids slowing down now.

this has been uhoh reporting live from twitter. now the cold embrace of sleep shall take me

[bleak]

Woah. This isn't a post you just drop on top of an essay like it will go unnoticed...explain yourself little guy.

Don't call me little anything boy

You started your post w/

When you win, act like a winner. And ended your post with

Let that man be a goon, which is contradictory.

Diode you are correct I do not know the whole story.

[uh-oh]

edit- they swung at the same time, dude in black and conor. then red guy came from behind

https://twitter.com/i/status/1048818157631287301

[BodySnatcher]

LOL THIS CRAZY, good reporting

[bleak]

edit- they swung at the same time, dude in black and conor. then red guy came from behind

https://twitter.com/i/status/1048818157631287301

Yeah ur edit is more accurate, he knew that shit was coming lol still the whole situation is fucked and AMAZINGLY entertaining

[uh-oh]

OK

final post

https://twitter.com/i/status/1048823235192741888

in this video pay attention to the cage and not khabib, when the camera pans back up you see mcgregor on the cage trying to leap out, and someone attacking him from in the cage, who is one of khabibs guys. then its broken up and conor is in space, when the black shirt guy runs up and they swing at the same time, black shirt rushing in, then red shirt guy attacks, and while they are pulled away the original assailant tries to get at conor again

so conor seems in the clear of any wrongdoing. one of khabibs guys and the security stopped conor from going over, khabibs guy was doing more than grabbing him, its broken up, and etc.

i read 3 were arrested, im assuming its them, and not khabib

[uh-oh]

GOD DAMMIT

https://twitter.com/i/status/1048824241884467201

CONOR SWUNG FIRST

conor goes to leap cage, khabibs guy goes to leap cage, both were headed to melee, conor swings at khabibs guy on cage first

this leads to khabibs guys going after conor, and not going after khabib, sure they were probably going to help khabib beatup conors team, but they could also be going to get him out of there, conor provoked his second confrontation of the night

JUSTICE. GET TO WORK. WHILE I FINALLY GET TO SLEEP.

edit- one more view of conor swinging first

https://twitter.com/i/status/1048826545006108672

[BodySnatcher]

Connor, all that nigga does is talk shit and lose LOLOL, remind me of Bleak.

[Destroyer]

Man, Orc no shows the NBL too?

This is a rough week for the Irish...

[Fart]

100% connor started all that lol diva

[Amen]

grabbing fences, gloves, even grabbing with his feet for dear life along the way, illegal knees from the ground etc.

his left failed him again Amen lol

It did but again - I said if Connor didn't knock him out by round 2 - it was over for him.

A blind person could've called that one, chief.

[Flow]

I'm happy. I won money betting on submission in4th for khabib and the aftermath was just LoLz entertaining

[Witty]

Don't call me little anything boy

You started your post w/

When you win, act like a winner. And ended your post with

Let that man be a goon, which is contradictory.

Diode you are correct I do not know the whole story.


The entire point of that post was, if you win a fight that big you are entitled to act up.

Not contradictory at all little guy.

[Amen]

bleak the only nigga I know that is 5'5 claiming 6'2, LOL.

[Aero]

bleak the only nigga I know that is 5'5 claiming 6'2, LOL.

Boy were you wrong pussy. Wish me and you could get in the cage.

[Amen]

Boy were you wrong pussy. Wish me and you could get in the cage.

I was referring to the "All Talk" statement.

Not the ground and pounding. I initially typed that in my original post in this thread. Should Khabib get a hold of him which is possible, that is Khabib's only shot at winning.

I can quote more posts, if you'd like.

I'm pretty sure I can also find a post where I said if Connor doesn't knock him out by second round - He's done.

But word. I'd love to beat your asian ass on ANY fucking platform. Ring, cage, street, alley, Chinese Restaurant, etc...

[Witty]

I see Conor being away for 2 years is already being used as an excuse.

[uh-oh]

I can quote more posts, if you'd like.

I'm pretty sure I can also find a post where I said if Connor doesn't knock him out by second round - He's done.

But word. I'd love to beat your asian ass on ANY fucking platform. Ring, cage, street, alley, Chinese Restaurant, etc...

twodrop and orc were the only two who didn't leave themselves an out. lol, so while you repeatedly said khabibs "only hope" was to take him down, and it came off like that was nearly impossible because of conors impeccable left hand, it at least gave you an out. you just greatly understated the possibility of khabib shooting and taking him down lol. khabib's too much of a dumb G to respect his left

kept his head high and straight like the iaquinta fight in the exchanges lmao. instead of khabib being shook of the left when attempting to take down conor, conor was shook of the takedown to get off with the left.

he threw it plenty though, and caught khabib nice a few times. he ate it tho

[Amen]

Khabib landed a nice right. I was actually impressed when I saw him stumble Connor.

I didn't say it was impossible. My point was - Khabib was ONLY winning if he took Connor down. I was debating you guys claiming Connor didn't stand a chance.

[uh-oh]

Khabib landed a nice right. I was actually impressed when I saw him stumble Connor.

I didn't say it was impossible. My point was - Khabib was ONLY winning if he took Connor down. I was debating you guys claiming Connor didn't stand a chance.

yea our arguments were basically the opposite. at least how it came off was, the only hope khabib has is if he takes mcgregor down, like that was going to be SUPREMELY difficult and a small likelihood of happening, where I was saying the only hope conor had was flash ko'ing khabib, which was going to be SUPREMELY difficult and a small likelihood of happening.

basically the longshot was conor, and at least it came off from your and others posts that it was a longshot for khabib. which is what i thought was crazy

[Amen]

Nope. I kept saying if Connor didn't put him out in 1 or 2 he was finished.

It's a known fact Connor is ineffective in later rounds because he gasses.

I was actually shocked he even made it to the 4th. I would have thought he would've gotten RNC sooner.

[Twodrop]

great fight, great card, my balls was hot

[bleak]

Amen is there anything you are not an expert on? Everything from UFC to my height, you know something about. This dude is Oscar from the office, actually

It's impressive I wish I had time to have so many interests.

What's ur opinion on black matter? Have you figured out the mysteries intertwined in it?

[Amen]

You're the one who posted a picture next to your aunt who looked like she meets the DMV's dwarf special handicapped sticker for parking lots, homie.

Not I.

And you were shorter then she was. If anything, your brother or cousin - or whoever that dude was on the right side of her looked about average height of 5'8.

[bleak]

No but black matter? WE NEED THE ANSWERS DRE

Take a gander back at that pic, and my aunt is 5'9" lmao I'm the tallest person in the pic ur a fucking tool.
Diode after studying into it, both are pieces of shit. Never liked Conor but I was watching solely based on the dolly thru the window and never knew the backstory. However, the shit was going on even before this. This is all a WWE storyline imo, they should put a roof on the cage and tables under the ring.

[Amen]

LOL re-post pic, please.

[bleak]

It was against Flow in BA idc enough to find it and/or reupload it

I'm not a fool amen, no matter what the pic shows you are always gonna say she 4'6" or some shit. I know how tall I am and I'm not entertaining this troll any longer

They could really use you working on that particle accelerator tho. How far off are we on space colonization?

[Amen]

Ask Chyea. He's got the inside scoop, fam.

[Paytience]

Khabib landed a nice right. I was actually impressed when I saw him stumble Connor.

I didn't say it was impossible. My point was - Khabib was ONLY winning if he took Connor down. I was debating you guys claiming Connor didn't stand a chance.

Hasnt the fight result already proven the guys who said Conor had no chance correct? Conor literally got his ass handed to him in every round and rd 3 was close because Khabib was coasting.

McGregor got beat in every single aspect of the game for 3 rounds before being finised in the 4th. He literally...never had a chance. Uh-Oh is right. you left yourself a barely tenable out so you could backpedal if proven wrong...which you were.

[Twodrop]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_E6jXHMPs4&t=38s

for those who haven't seen.

Best moment of the night except for Khabib flying karate kick to dannis, and that spider monkey jumping in the cage and lighting up connor from the back.

and for all u khabib fans.... that was suppose to happen. Relax. Even vegas had him as an underdog... And he fookin owns that city.

[Amen]

Hasnt the fight result already proven the guys who said Conor had no chance correct? Conor literally got his ass handed to him in every round and rd 3 was close because Khabib was coasting.

McGregor got beat in every single aspect of the game for 3 rounds before being finised in the 4th. He literally...never had a chance. Uh-Oh is right. you left yourself a barely tenable out so you could backpedal if proven wrong...which you were.

No. And I'm not even a fan of Conner but he said it best; "All you do is wrap your little rat legs around people and hold on for dear life."

I didn't agree with anyone saying he "Didn't stand a chance". Khabib is nice ON THE GROUND. He showed some power standing up but he was throwing some wild ass punches and luckily one caught Conner on the chin and stumbled him which he recovered mad fast from. It almost looked like he through him off his balance rather then rattled him.

And no, he didn't hand him shit. He wrestle fucked him like 100% of everyone predicted.