View Full Version : NCG's Winter Beard Gang Checking In....
..early stages. Current beardsanity
http://i.imgur.com/8DU4FWi.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/SCaqgEG.jpg
Check in with your beard pica. LETS GOOOOO!!!!
https://i.imgur.com/DK6cVlM.jpg
Outline ready and filling in nicely for the winter.
Werrddd. You need to let that thing go. Im trying let it wolf
Nahhhhh, I have to ensure it looks professional LOL.
Plus, I begin to look arab once it's full.
Victor.
10-17-2018, 08:25 AM
Lol
Victor.
10-17-2018, 09:01 AM
I can’t ... what kinda hat is that
Diode
10-17-2018, 09:06 AM
i'm still deciding.
Destroyer
10-17-2018, 09:07 AM
My hat is so much gayer or I’d post up a pic
Diode
10-17-2018, 09:09 AM
My hat is so much gayer or I’d post up a pic
HOW?????
Destroyer
10-17-2018, 09:10 AM
It’s my work hat so it’s like 90% magenta
Ghost1
10-17-2018, 09:10 AM
maybe it has a dick coming out the top of it
Destroyer
10-17-2018, 09:10 AM
And the underside of the brim is checkered white/magenta
Trust me, it’s no contest
Ghost1
10-17-2018, 09:10 AM
oh ...or magenta
Victor.
10-17-2018, 09:13 AM
If des post a pic I will
Diode
10-17-2018, 09:14 AM
maybe it has a dick coming out the top of it
fucking REPPED
Destroyer
10-17-2018, 09:16 AM
Fuck it, here u go NCGs
http://imgur.com/W61L1Qs.jpg
John Dillinger
10-17-2018, 09:18 AM
T-mobile got the warm-ups now?
Ghost1
10-17-2018, 09:18 AM
LMFAO that's more like a fuscia my guy
Ghost1
10-17-2018, 09:19 AM
I feel weird not posting in a hat now......will have to post later when I have access to a hat
I can’t ... what kinda hat is that
What?
Work hats are fire, BTW lol.
Diode
10-17-2018, 09:23 AM
Fuck it, here u go NCGs
http://imgur.com/W61L1Qs.jpg
https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/20/590x/secondary/Jimmy-in-episode-5-1492075.jpg?r=1536051667166
Victor.
10-17-2018, 09:29 AM
What?
What kind of hat is that
Want me to type it in Spanish ?
Victor.
10-17-2018, 09:31 AM
http://a68.tinypic.com/122z3t2.jpg
Destroyer
I was embarrassed of my one white beard hair and u out here looking like a glorious young Saint Nick
Diode
10-17-2018, 09:36 AM
des got that nick offerman going if he grows it out
My hat is so much gayer or I’d post up a pic
Lol where do you work?
What kind of hat is that
Want me to type it in Spanish ?
Si.
Es un sombrero de trabajo.
veritas
10-17-2018, 10:02 AM
my beard is immaculate.
~RustyGunZ~
10-17-2018, 10:04 AM
Bbl with a hat
Chyeahhh!!!
10-17-2018, 10:15 AM
you niggas all posted chinstraps
Chyeahhh!!!
10-17-2018, 10:19 AM
Amen's fishing hat makes him look like a puerto rican who only fishes for piranhas.
you niggas all posted chinstraps
Not all of us need a full grown beard to cover our chins, tho homie.
Chyeahhh!!!
10-17-2018, 10:40 AM
Not all of us need a full grown beard to cover our chins, tho homie.
nice deflection but that doesn't apply to me. It's been noted that my chin is of natural proportions. Very much an NCG myth that goes way back. On the other hand, I have a beard, you have a chinstrap. That's pretty cut and dry bro
http://i65.tinypic.com/oavnt3.jpg
Victor.
10-17-2018, 10:57 AM
Not all of us need a full grown beard to cover our chins, tho homie.
Lol
Inno look like a neanderthal, yo.
Crazy.
Diode
10-17-2018, 11:23 AM
http://i65.tinypic.com/oavnt3.jpg
http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Samoans.jpg
Atleast I don’t have dick ready lips
Yea you do. They are just hidden by a rats nest, fam LOL.
Lenox
10-17-2018, 11:31 AM
My shit lookin ruff
uh-oh
10-17-2018, 11:45 AM
Inno is bearding correct.
Genos grows like mine all curly but thin scraggly shit beard, his might be a little more patchy ish tho. But i dont remember my beard at that stage.
Its been at full VIGOR and TENACITY for i dunno like 4 years now. Never cut it. Minor trimmings and lining up. Just thug it out.
I looked into it tho and i have no idea how zz top and them do it. All hair grows forever, BUT the follicle is on a timer and dies. Which is why your arm hair doesnt grow like your head hair etc. So basically a beard maxes out. I thought i wasnt doing something right, but basically once it reaches its lifespan it falls out, in brushes wherever, but you already have plenty of others that grew in so you dont really notice it and just think wtf it aint growing.
But word i had the avy for a sec which was my new drivers license photo from last month. Yall already know. The beard aint seasonal ova hea
Victor.
10-17-2018, 12:05 PM
My shit lookin ruff
Lmao yeah right pussy face
Lol. My hat is a nike one btw.
Good shit in here. Keep it going.
Yo lmmfao. Just peeped innos pics. Fireeeeee material. Lmao. Good shit G
Joe Metts
10-19-2018, 01:03 AM
Sup my n words.
http://i66.tinypic.com/11rxeu0.jpg
Metts looking like a bald version of big country and shit.
Mr metts. Good showing. Swear i was locked up with you a while. Are you DMI?
dull boy
10-19-2018, 08:44 AM
How we do dis?
dull boy
10-19-2018, 08:54 AM
How we do what?
Post images. I wanna show a bunch of men my beard and face because we’re all a bunch of queers, apparently.
Uploads to IMGUR Or any other picture uploading site.
Take link copy and past the "Direct Link" from the drop down box on the image and paste it here on NC surrounded with the YOUR PICTURE LINK WITH NO SPACES code.
dull boy
10-19-2018, 09:01 AM
https://i.imgur.com/z4LSTLb.jpg
dull boy
10-19-2018, 09:01 AM
Uploads to IMGUR Or any other picture uploading site.
Take link copy and past the "Direct Link" from the drop down box on the image and paste it here on NC surrounded with the YOUR PICTURE LINK WITH NO SPACES code.
YOU GOD DAMN GENIUS
Joe Metts
10-19-2018, 09:02 AM
Mr metts. Good showing. Swear i was locked up with you a while. Are you DMI?
I’ve never been locked up. I’m not a dirt person geno lol
dull boy
10-19-2018, 09:04 AM
I’ve never been locked up. I’m not a dirt person geno lol
I am, but I’ve never been locked up.
https://i.imgur.com/z4LSTLb.jpg
Look like Ben Foster from Lone Survivor LOL.
Also, when GM went social myspace frantic - I remember you being heavier too - so props on the weight loss lol.
dull boy
10-19-2018, 09:15 AM
Look like Ben Foster from Lone Survivor LOL.
Also, when GM went social myspace frantic - I remember you being heavier too - so props on the weight loss lol.
I fluctuate a lot. Bounce between 230 and 260. I’m tall.
Dope girl
10-19-2018, 09:17 AM
Damn ya'll baning.
Diode
10-19-2018, 10:53 AM
til db has ORC hair
Finnydot
10-19-2018, 12:34 PM
Literally just shaved yesterday. Lmfao
Ghost1
10-19-2018, 12:42 PM
https://i.imgflip.com/2khq8k.jpg
My shit small rn
Just started cooling down here tho
Ghost1
10-19-2018, 12:48 PM
Pancake post beard
Diode
10-19-2018, 01:39 PM
skinny bags
Victor.
10-19-2018, 01:43 PM
Just realized I hate all your faces
veritas
10-19-2018, 01:46 PM
http://i67.tinypic.com/wqwqc2.png
John Dillinger
10-19-2018, 02:12 PM
https://i.imgflip.com/2khq8k.jpg
My shit small rn
Just started cooling down here tho
autismspeaks.org
Ghost1
10-19-2018, 03:41 PM
Aw u still mad at me :(
Looking forward to u being an unfunny fagot and following me around for the next few weeks in rage
247 threads John
That's how many threads angry little bitches like u made for me
It's nothin new to me doggie
Ghost1
10-19-2018, 03:42 PM
skinny bags
Lol bout to start dis bBULK doe
cac lover
10-19-2018, 04:06 PM
http://i67.tinypic.com/wqwqc2.png
That shit looks uncomfortable
Joe Metts
10-19-2018, 04:29 PM
Metts looking like a bald version of big country and shit.
Belly Rub approved.
cac lover
10-19-2018, 05:23 PM
When textcees get old
Chyeahhh!!!
10-19-2018, 05:53 PM
I just wanna throw a triple whopper and a chocolate milkshake at bags tho. You look homeless and hungry.
Innovator looks part shaolin monk part old dirty bastard
veritas has a Don King beard
If Metts head was smaller his beard would appear bigger
Chyeahhh!!!
10-19-2018, 05:54 PM
Geno you look like you comb your beard the wrong way. Fuckin Thundercat hair
Joe Metts
10-19-2018, 06:20 PM
I lost 150lbs lol but yea I still need to get smaller. Like 80 more lbs.
John Dillinger
10-19-2018, 08:35 PM
Aw u still mad at me :(
Looking forward to u being an unfunny fagot and following me around for the next few weeks in rage
247 threads John
That's how many threads angry little bitches like u made for me
It's nothin new to me doggie
Nobodies following you u autistic fuck lol
i possess a beard but it doesnt get along with my moustache.
i grow it anyway.
the Munster
10-23-2018, 08:31 AM
Had to cut my beard for disguise purposes
Sometimes I stab ppl or something then I have to cut my beard if the person survives
dull boy
10-23-2018, 11:25 AM
Had to cut my beard for disguise purposes
Sometimes I stab ppl or something then I have to cut my beard if the person survives
So edgy.
Diode
11-06-2018, 05:00 PM
https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/45546908_10110342265329259_8921764096001441792_o.j pg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-1.xx&oh=e854266510ba831e0eff7bb6d2e1692a&oe=5C76F11C
Just started. A little early for Winter.. it was 82 today. Blech.
https://i.imgur.com/8sB4bf0.jpg
Update - mine filling in just nice!
Victor.
11-06-2018, 09:42 PM
Do you always make an angry face in selfies or just for nc ?
Sharp
11-06-2018, 10:03 PM
Amen got that resting eyebrow triforce
Geno you look like you comb your beard the wrong way. Fuckin Thundercat hair
Hilarious. I actually did for these pics lmmfaooo
Do you always make an angry face in selfies or just for nc ?
Lol, that's my normal face. I always look mad, haha.
http://i.imgur.com/ny1qOHv.jpg
uh-oh
11-08-2018, 06:03 AM
https://image.ibb.co/dS0OiV/20181107-062335-1.jpg
260 again smh.
hoofin tho. 6 am work bathroom ncg mean face
Lmfao. Looking pissed bruh hahaha. Good shit. Solid beard.
But why does this not look like you to me? Lmao wtf. You get surgery bruh?
Diode
11-08-2018, 09:10 AM
https://image.ibb.co/dS0OiV/20181107-062335-1.jpg
260 again smh.
hoofin tho. 6 am work bathroom ncg mean face
your beard looks like a comfortable neck pillow
Victor.
11-08-2018, 11:44 AM
Lol, that's my normal face. I always look mad, haha.
No it’s not
uh-oh
11-08-2018, 12:03 PM
your beard looks like a comfortable neck pillow
Come nuzzle into it cutie <3
But yea geno i dunno, could be because im fatter than ever or the angle or something. I feel like when i take good pictures people who know me are like wtf that doesnt look like you and I just seem to look different pic to pic
Its a conundrum
Lmao awesome. Its the beard maybe and the hat idk
No it’s not
Um, yea, it is.
Victor.
11-08-2018, 01:52 PM
Lol pathological liar much ?lol
Yea bro, you know my face more then I do.
Victor.
11-08-2018, 02:11 PM
Your brow is furrowed
Eyes squinted
Typically referred to a grill or screw face
Ur face is not in it’s relaxed state
Lol why lie
Bro - same face in literally every picture.
Eyes definitely not squinted at all. YOU squint your eyes. I do not.
Victor.
11-08-2018, 03:17 PM
Guess your mom fucked a Klingon
Uh oh has definitely blurted out a couple n words in his day....
...is what the pic is telling me
Lenox
11-08-2018, 03:41 PM
https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/45546908_10110342265329259_8921764096001441792_o.j pg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-1.xx&oh=e854266510ba831e0eff7bb6d2e1692a&oe=5C76F11C
Just started. A little early for Winter.. it was 82 today. Blech.
Who did you vote for
Diode
11-08-2018, 05:31 PM
Who did you vote for
Smith, Cunningham, school board crap
Victor.
11-08-2018, 05:40 PM
Uh oh has definitely blurted out a couple n words in his day....
...is what the pic is telling me
I get the opposite
Reformed wigga
https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/45546908_10110342265329259_8921764096001441792_o.j pg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_ht=scontent-ort2-1.xx&oh=e854266510ba831e0eff7bb6d2e1692a&oe=5C76F11C
Just started. A little early for Winter.. it was 82 today. Blech.
I never realized until now how much u look alike to to your avy lol. Was that on purpose?
John Dillinger
11-08-2018, 06:17 PM
Lol @ the Amen/Hush beef in here
Lenox
11-08-2018, 06:31 PM
Lol @ the Amen/Hush beef in here
Disappointed in u
Diode
11-08-2018, 06:36 PM
I never realized until now how much u look alike to to your avy lol. Was that on purpose?
nah back in college i used to use "YOU'RE A MEAN DRUNK, SUPERMAN" a lot so when i made my pr acct i used the screencap of him getting hammered in superman 3
Guess your mom fucked a Klingon
That's it. Mom jokes in 2018. As original as your Capri Jorts.
Victor.
11-09-2018, 09:45 AM
Lol @ the Amen/Hush beef in here
It’s actually boring af
Like talking to a wall that’s a poser faggot
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