Phuck Yew Vs R!can(Pic Battle) - PHUCK WINS

[KwaL!ty]

16 lines
due by friday.
pic due by weds.
house rules
R!canTheoryz

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[R!canTheoryz]

Check. Ill post a pic tomorrow or later when I wake up lol

[KwaL!ty]

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20lines kept writting. R!canTheoryz

how you gon' win when,
your styles a wreck, if your driven for success im bettin' you'l crash
fam, your punches are emptier then that pocket you keep checkin' for cash
kids like 30 still rocking the clothes that your brother gave you
in this battle Phucks ruining your face, like the way ur mother made you
thats a straight style.. from the looks of a broke lazy thug
wearing his im over 21 Bracelet posted infront of the all ages club
your cheeks are chunky fam, grandma probably loves to grab them twice
we wake up w/ sand in our eyes, this fat fuck wakes up w/ bags of rice
to me R!can your past is history, re-running the old shit isnt me
this battle'l have you hiding quicker then that finger so mom didnt see
if this was for the dough, id win by landslide & let you keep the money
so you can buy some new J's, cause those look like Nik A's from when he was 20
pay for a haircut fam, you should really let the barber have'a whack
but if i catch you Hangin Over Ear, i'l have no choice but to have you Capped
my punches will weather your body, enough the arm might bolt ya
you be shine'n hard i bet, w/ Grease on ur forehead that could ft. John Travoltta
these fist are fast they Speed,Stick... but isnt your degree the same one?
R!can's been in the Pit of his career, atleast we know were he got the name came from
make'n guap for scripture, im at the club why'lin poppin' liquor
he's outside the club pissed off cause his only ride there was his pops & sister

[R!canTheoryz]

Listen,
Fat punk A diet is not a option the fridge reads proceed w/ cation,
I See no family pictures of you hanging so that clearly means that this faggot is adopted.
Nobody Hangs wit u pussy watch how Im Smashing this bear
Cuz in 10 seconds thats the same wooden chair imma remove from Under ur legs while Ur gasping for air.
U gayer than a fruit skittle. Faker than a fitness coach cuz this Dude little,
FatAss "posing like that for a pic"is the closes you'll ever be to holding two pistols.
U gave up on Lifting nights where ur mouths been Shifted right,
Cuz You got enough drywall set up there to put a virgin thru any type of demolition site.
We all know u dont get laid so stop ya Violent moves,
The closes u been to pussy is cleaning that liter box stand u have sitting in the dining room.
U Lick ur fingers on Another Quickness youve officially became a Slaughter witness,
Cuz if u walked around shirtless there'd be enough rolls stored away to put Krispy Kreme outta business
These personals are true im tired already so i continue to Bust em Worthwhile,
Cuz the hair on ur chin just matched up to like 20 different Muslim pedophiles.
I give em a Foolish stare cuz people think this Dude is fair?
Son The patch on ur chin hasn't seen a razor since a virgin first starting shaving there pubic hair.
Poor faggot imma boil ur fatass wit such a Drastic temperature
Let me guess u went all out on buying the house but filled the living room up with cheap plastic furniture.
Listen Chubbs. i believe i know you Very well enough to actually scare u hell,
Cuz U look like the type of fat kid to jump into a tub full of hot fudge n Caramel.

[KwaL!ty]

open for votes..

[R!canTheoryz]

Phuck Yew ill drop my links when I wake up don't close it

[Boredom]

your styles a wreck, if your driven for success im bettin' you'l crash
fam, your punches are emptier then that pocket you keep checkin' for cash
your cheeks are chunky fam, grandma probably loves to grab them twice
we wake up w/ sand in our eyes, this fat fuck wakes up w/ bags of rice

vs


U gayer than a fruit skittle. Faker than a fitness coach cuz this Dude little,
FatAss "posing like that for a pic"is the closes you'll ever be to holding two pistols.
U gave up on Lifting nights where ur mouths been Shifted right,
Cuz You got enough drywall set up there to put a virgin thru any type of demolition site.
These personals are true im tired already so i continue to Bust em Worthwhile,
Cuz the hair on ur chin just matched up to like 20 different Muslim pedophiles.

blah this was a hard battle to get through, phuck was hella statementish. bags of rice was easily lotb but thats all he really had that stuck out.. rican was more direct but his wording an execution was pretty horrible but still had enough little jabs to edge the win.

[R!canTheoryz]

ilooool i hate rican waaaay more than you.

my vote is not biased, but abuse your powers if you wish.. that's a good look.

Lmfaoooo Boredom does hate my guts why would he hate vote against you? Smh.

Voting links-
http://www.netcees.co/showthread.php?t=11048
http://www.netcees.co/showthread.php?t=14594

[Decibel]

Place is horrid for votes lately... but Im back to give to drop some honest shit on all open battles from here on out!

how you gon' win when,
your styles a wreck, if your driven for success im bettin' you'l crash
fam, your punches are emptier then that pocket you keep checkin' for cash
Basic opener, effective but simple
kids like 30 still rocking the clothes that your brother gave you
in this battle Phucks ruining your face, like the way ur mother made you
Not really feeling this tbh..generic
thats a straight style.. from the looks of a broke lazy thug
wearing his im over 21 Bracelet posted infront of the all ages club
Observant but its just not strong
your cheeks are chunky fam, grandma probably loves to grab them twice
we wake up w/ sand in our eyes, this fat fuck wakes up w/ bags of rice
made me chuckle... good punch and was funny.. Good shit
to me R!can your past is history, re-running the old shit isnt me
this battle'l have you hiding quicker then that finger so mom didnt see
I get it, however, simple... decent at best
if this was for the dough, id win by landslide & let you keep the money
so you can buy some new J's, cause those look like Nik A's from when he was 20
Get the concept, cool, fresh, I like it
pay for a haircut fam, you should really let the barber have'a whack
but if i catch you Hangin Over Ear, i'l have no choice but to have you Capped
Okay at best, attempt at creativity.
my punches will weather your body, enough the arm might bolt ya
you be shine'n hard i bet, w/ Grease on ur forehead that could ft. John Travoltta
Dig the concept and was creative, but its just statement here.
these fist are fast they Speed,Stick... but isnt your degree the same one?
R!can's been in the Pit of his career, atleast we know were he got the name came from
Just me or is wording weird here? Not feeling
make'n guap for scripture, im at the club why'lin poppin' liquor
he's outside the club pissed off cause his only ride there was his pops & sister
Not really feeling..similar concepts above..



Overall... you had some decent hits, however, your wording was off in some areas and not to mention some felt statement rather than punch. Decent showing here



Listen,
Fat punk A diet is not a option the fridge reads proceed w/ cation,
I See no family pictures of you hanging so that clearly means that this faggot is adopted.
Decent opener here.. Wording though is awkward
Nobody Hangs wit u pussy watch how Im Smashing this bear
Cuz in 10 seconds thats the same wooden chair imma remove from Under ur legs while Ur gasping for air.
Not really strong in my opinion
U gayer than a fruit skittle. Faker than a fitness coach cuz this Dude little,
FatAss "posing like that for a pic"is the closes you'll ever be to holding two pistols.
Cool little flip here.. decent hit
U gave up on Lifting nights where ur mouths been Shifted right,
Cuz You got enough drywall set up there to put a virgin thru any type of demolition site.
lol.... this was a good bar here to be honest. Good flip
We all know u dont get laid so stop ya Violent moves,
The closes u been to pussy is cleaning that liter box stand u have sitting in the dining room.
Decent shit here as well.. next time work on wording (closest)
U Lick ur fingers on Another Quickness youve officially became a Slaughter witness,
Cuz if u walked around shirtless there'd be enough rolls stored away to put Krispy Kreme outta business
Krispy Kreme i think of donuts.. not rolls... get concept but not strong
These personals are true im tired already so i continue to Bust em Worthwhile,
Cuz the hair on ur chin just matched up to like 20 different Muslim pedophiles.
Decent creativity here.. decent hit
I give em a Foolish stare cuz people think this Dude is fair?
Son The patch on ur chin hasn't seen a razor since a virgin first starting shaving there pubic hair.
I get the concept decent shit... seems a little stretch
Poor faggot imma boil ur fatass wit such a Drastic temperature
Let me guess u went all out on buying the house but filled the living room up with cheap plastic furniture.
No.. just not feeling here
Listen Chubbs. i believe i know you Very well enough to actually scare u hell,
Cuz U look like the type of fat kid to jump into a tub full of hot fudge n Caramel.
Just got lazy on the closer I see here.. get concept but slacked



You need to work on some wording issues Rican. You have some good lines here and there.. concepts are good for most part, however, you slack towards end.


Overall Vote: Rican for a little better hits. It was a decent battle but both need to work on wording and Phuck just came a little slightly indirect and statmentish on lines.

[R!canTheoryz]

Appreciate the feedback sir ^ 2-0 Bump

[Geno]

ez here

rican just dont have the concepts at all to go blows in this battle

phuck took it easy.. had some dope shit, litterrally lold at
thats a straight style.. from the looks of a broke lazy thug
wearing his im over 21 Bracelet posted infront of the all ages club

v-phuck

gotta get your creative side in tune @rican

[Dope girl]

Wasn't feeling rican Verse, there's no harder hitters need to work on Creativity.
So vote goes to P more Creativity.

[DLB]

phuck had some lulz in his lines compared to ricans tbh, rican didnt really come off with good wording imo the two pistols was decent but thats it to me. phuck had a cpl zingers to me that were just all around better worded and funnier to me

v - phuck

[KwaL!ty]

3-2 uppin will return favor if vote.

[Answer]

kids like 30 still rocking the clothes that your brother gave you
in this battle Phucks ruining your face, like the way ur mother made you

your cheeks are chunky fam, grandma probably loves to grab them twice
we wake up w/ sand in our eyes, this fat fuck wakes up w/ bags of rice

my punches will weather your body, enough the arm might bolt ya
you be shine'n hard i bet, w/ Grease on ur forehead that could ft. John Travoltta


vs


U gave up on Lifting nights where ur mouths been Shifted right,
Cuz You got enough drywall set up there to put a virgin thru any type of demolition site.

U Lick ur fingers on Another Quickness youve officially became a Slaughter witness,
Cuz if u walked around shirtless there'd be enough rolls stored away to put Krispy Kreme outta business




I felt like a few Rican's lines were pretty played e.g. the Pussy/Cat litter line. But he also had a few lines that were just too simple, like the fudge and caramel line. Phuck also had a couple lines that were too simple like the pops and sister line, but he had some witty ones as well. The grease line made me chuckle a little. I also felt like phuck's overall wording just had a bit more of a sting to it than some of rican's

Vote - Phuck

[Sharp]

3-2 phuck, first to 5, win by two

[timeless]

my punches will weather your body, enough the arm might bolt ya
you be shine'n hard i bet, w/ Grease on ur forehead that could ft. John Travoltta

vs

U Lick ur fingers on Another Quickness youve officially became a Slaughter witness,
Cuz if u walked around shirtless there'd be enough rolls stored away to put Krispy Kreme outta business
These personals are true im tired already so i continue to Bust em Worthwhile,
Cuz the hair on ur chin just matched up to like 20 different Muslim pedophiles.

This shit was boring. nothing made me laugh, nothing made me say wow, etc. The lines I quoted above are the only ones I found somewhat entertaining and creative, s I guess Rican wins.

V = Rican

[KwaL!ty]

^wtf who is this 17 poster ...

[Ryan 12]

your styles a wreck, if your driven for success im bettin' you'l crash
fam, your punches are emptier then that pocket you keep checkin' for cash
^nah
kids like 30 still rocking the clothes that your brother gave you
in this battle Phucks ruining your face, like the way ur mother made you
^lol
thats a straight style.. from the looks of a broke lazy thug
wearing his im over 21 Bracelet posted infront of the all ages club
^meh
your cheeks are chunky fam, grandma probably loves to grab them twice
we wake up w/ sand in our eyes, this fat fuck wakes up w/ bags of rice
^roflz
to me R!can your past is history, re-running the old shit isnt me
this battle'l have you hiding quicker then that finger so mom didnt see
^no
if this was for the dough, id win by landslide & let you keep the money
so you can buy some new J's, cause those look like Nik A's from when he was 20
^meh
pay for a haircut fam, you should really let the barber have'a whack
but if i catch you Hangin Over Ear, i'l have no choice but to have you Capped
^blah
my punches will weather your body, enough the arm might bolt ya
you be shine'n hard i bet, w/ Grease on ur forehead that could ft. John Travoltta
^played
these fist are fast they Speed,Stick... but isnt your degree the same one?
R!can's been in the Pit of his career, atleast we know were he got the name came from
^wat
make'n guap for scripture, im at the club why'lin poppin' liquor
he's outside the club pissed off cause his only ride there was his pops & sister
^roflzzz

vs

Fat punk A diet is not a option the fridge reads proceed w/ cation,
I See no family pictures of you hanging so that clearly means that this faggot is adopted.
^weak
Nobody Hangs wit u pussy watch how Im Smashing this bear
Cuz in 10 seconds thats the same wooden chair imma remove from Under ur legs while Ur gasping for air.
^no
U gayer than a fruit skittle. Faker than a fitness coach cuz this Dude little,
FatAss "posing like that for a pic"is the closes you'll ever be to holding two pistols.
^ok
U gave up on Lifting nights where ur mouths been Shifted right,
Cuz You got enough drywall set up there to put a virgin thru any type of demolition site.
^lolwat
We all know u dont get laid so stop ya Violent moves,
The closes u been to pussy is cleaning that liter box stand u have sitting in the dining room.
^meh
U Lick ur fingers on Another Quickness youve officially became a Slaughter witness,
Cuz if u walked around shirtless there'd be enough rolls stored away to put Krispy Kreme outta business
^lol ok
These personals are true im tired already so i continue to Bust em Worthwhile,
Cuz the hair on ur chin just matched up to like 20 different Muslim pedophiles.
^nah
I give em a Foolish stare cuz people think this Dude is fair?
Son The patch on ur chin hasn't seen a razor since a virgin first starting shaving there pubic hair.
^weak
Poor faggot imma boil ur fatass wit such a Drastic temperature
Let me guess u went all out on buying the house but filled the living room up with cheap plastic furniture.
^no
Listen Chubbs. i believe i know you Very well enough to actually scare u hell,
Cuz U look like the type of fat kid to jump into a tub full of hot fudge n Caramel.
^wtf weak




first off yall look like brothers seriously or like cousins or some shit. this battle was weak i expected more from both

but i think phuck edged it no real lotb though but its w/e


vote - phuck yew

[CymbiCort]

how you gon' win when,
your styles a wreck, if your driven for success im bettin' you'l crash
fam, your punches are emptier then that pocket you keep checkin' for cash
Statement, not really effective tbh.
kids like 30 still rocking the clothes that your brother gave you
in this battle Phucks ruining your face, like the way ur mother made you
this was an ok bar.
thats a straight style.. from the looks of a broke lazy thug
wearing his im over 21 Bracelet posted infront of the all ages club
ehhh statementish....somewhat landed
your cheeks are chunky fam, grandma probably loves to grab them twice
we wake up w/ sand in our eyes, this fat fuck wakes up w/ bags of rice
Nice
to me R!can your past is history, re-running the old shit isnt me
this battle'l have you hiding quicker then that finger so mom didnt see
wasn't really feeling it. Perhaps I'm missing something here.
if this was for the dough, id win by landslide & let you keep the money
so you can buy some new J's, cause those look like Nik A's from when he was 20
pretty decent here, keepin the jab consistency going.
pay for a haircut fam, you should really let the barber have'a whack
but if i catch you Hangin Over Ear, i'l have no choice but to have you Capped
ehhhh.
my punches will weather your body, enough the arm might bolt ya
you be shine'n hard i bet, w/ Grease on ur forehead that could ft. John Travoltta
This one was funny. A bit awkward but humorous, definitely.
these fist are fast they Speed,Stick... but isnt your degree the same one?
R!can's been in the Pit of his career, atleast we know were he got the name came from
Another humorous jab, nothing crazy.
make'n guap for scripture, im at the club why'lin poppin' liquor
he's outside the club pissed off cause his only ride there was his pops & sister
weak closer.

Vs.

Listen,
Fat punk A diet is not a option the fridge reads proceed w/ cation,
I See no family pictures of you hanging so that clearly means that this faggot is adopted.
It really doesn't though. Too statementish.
Nobody Hangs wit u pussy watch how Im Smashing this bear
Cuz in 10 seconds thats the same wooden chair imma remove from Under ur legs while Ur gasping for air.
Another statement.
U gayer than a fruit skittle. Faker than a fitness coach cuz this Dude little,
FatAss "posing like that for a pic"is the closes you'll ever be to holding two pistols.
Good .
U gave up on Lifting nights where ur mouths been Shifted right,
Cuz You got enough drywall set up there to put a virgin thru any type of demolition site.
Good.
We all know u dont get laid so stop ya Violent moves,
The closes u been to pussy is cleaning that liter box stand u have sitting in the dining room.
Decent here.
U Lick ur fingers on Another Quickness youve officially became a Slaughter witness,
Cuz if u walked around shirtless there'd be enough rolls stored away to put Krispy Kreme outta business
Wasn't feeling this.
These personals are true im tired already so i continue to Bust em Worthwhile,
Cuz the hair on ur chin just matched up to like 20 different Muslim pedophiles.
Humorous line here, nothing spectacular
I give em a Foolish stare cuz people think this Dude is fair?
Son The patch on ur chin hasn't seen a razor since a virgin first starting shaving there pubic hair.
Wording was awkward at the end, good concept, landed somewhat
Poor faggot imma boil ur fatass wit such a Drastic temperature
Let me guess u went all out on buying the house but filled the living room up with cheap plastic furniture.
ehhh.
Listen Chubbs. i believe i know you Very well enough to actually scare u hell,
Cuz U look like the type of fat kid to jump into a tub full of hot fudge n Caramel.
Wasn't feeling it.



Overall, I had Phuck Yew taking it. Both had equally weak openers and closers. I felt Phuck had a better closer and more good/decent hits throughout with the John travolta,bags of rice, armpit, and nika bars, which had a bit more sting vs. ricans pistols, demolition, pussy, and krispy kreme. So MVGT Phuck Yew for more consistency, a few better punches, more creativity, and not to mention a better flow/structure.