NCGs BJJ Thread

[Diode]

Thought we had a couple people who roll.

Belt? Lineage? Gi/No-Gi? Tournaments?

no, robranda, not bj

[Vulgar]

http://i.imgur.com/LPsxW.jpg

[Wise Wiggles]

scj (Arnis specifically)

been doing it for about 1 yr.

no tournies yet tho lol

[oats]

did for 5 years, haven't since beginning of 2011 except on occasion when I help my friends train for fights. I mostly did gi, trained at Carlson Gracie's before he died (who then past the school on to Franco De Camargo, who then died shortly after I left) in California, then with Relson Gracie over here. I miss it sometimes, just been too busy.

[Rawn M.D.]

When I was younger I studied multiple disciplines

got my blk belt in Kenpo

did some judo n mu thai

boxed

wrestled through hs

[God Of War]

im a level 4 ninja tbh

[God Of War]

did for 5 years, haven't since beginning of 2011 except on occasion when I help my friends train for fights. I mostly did gi, trained at Carlson Gracie's before he died (who then past the school on to Franco De Camargo, who then died shortly after I left) in California, then with Relson Gracie over here. I miss it sometimes, just been too busy.

dont fucking lie you train on sesame street

[oats]

God Of War THAT'S WHY YOU SHOOK TO LEARN YOUR ALPHABET

[Diode]

did for 5 years, haven't since beginning of 2011 except on occasion when I help my friends train for fights. I mostly did gi, trained at Carlson Gracie's before he died (who then past the school on to Franco De Camargo, who then died shortly after I left) in California, then with Relson Gracie over here. I miss it sometimes, just been too busy.

You train at Relson's? Awesome! We're under Scott Devine, and if you know Relson, I'm sure you know Scott.

Currently Blue, 1 Stripe. Been training since 01/01/2012.

White under Ricardo "Ica" Medina
Blue under Scott Devine

Did one tournament here that we put together when I was a white belt. Have not done NAGA or anything IBJJF. We have a few guys who do. Scott has a monster coming out of his camp right now, this kid Efrain.. dude is going to Worlds at Abu Dhabi.

[TYSON]

Nerds usually go take karate or whatever cause they got tired of getting beat up.

[Diode]

Nerds usually go take karate or whatever cause they got tired of getting beat up.

Fake thugs get their arms torn off their bodies because they don't want to tap.

Check your ego at the door, street brawler.

[Frank Metts]

When I was younger I studied multiple disciplines

got my blk belt in Kenpo

did some judo n mu thai

boxed

wrestled through hs

Damn they teach a lot in jail

[Wise Wiggles]

Tyson, try swinging on me.. You seem like a bigger type guy.. I would break your hand, wrist and throw you before you could touch me.. I don't fuckin grapple. That's how you get stomped out by dudes friends.

[Rawn M.D.]

Lol frank I went to jail prepared

I did have to floss the hands twice tho

[TYSON]

Lol most of been some truth in my statement.

But u are smart about your grapple game. Also don't think u could.

[Diode]

Lol most of been some truth in my statement.

But u are smart about your grapple game. Also don't think u could.

i was saving this for the inevitable thread with cashius but

http://i.imgur.com/QU7jyae.png

.. no. pretty sure i could.

[TYSON]

O here we go with the I'm more muscle so I can whoop your ass. Lmao there ain't a weight training program to help build your chin if I get to your chin I'm doing damage homie. No matter how big u are. Gtfoh

[TYSON]

Your chin is always going to be a weak spot no matter how big u are/get.

[Diode]

O here we go with the I'm more muscle so I can whoop your ass. Lmao there ain't a weight training program to help build your chin if I get to your chin I'm doing damage homie. No matter how big u are. Gtfoh

Lemee get this right.

You're better because I train for the topic subject 4x a week.
You're better because I'm bigger and stronger from lifting 3x a week.

You're better, how?

Got it.

[Diode]

Your chin is always going to be a weak spot no matter how big u are/get.

Never been knocked out, people's champ.

You keep telling me how your average build and bar fight credentials stack up though.

It might impress the 10 year old girls you molest but not much else.

[TYSON]

Yea u might have more training then me but u think I'm gon bow down. Id rather get my ass whooped then ever bow my nigga. In a streetfight anything can happen. U can slip up easy especially when angry. I'm saying until I have been put down already I am always going to believe I am going to win. Fear and intimidation are something I laugh at bro.

[PancakeBrah]

This reminds me of Joe Rogan making fun of people who were TapOut shirts.

"I'm afraid to get in the ring. Knowing my personality, bro, I wouldn't stop. I just got that personality, bro. I get into a rage and can't be stopped."

Keep up the good work Tyson.

[TYSON]

Never been knocked out, people's champ.

You keep telling me how your average build and bar fight credentials stack up though.

It might impress the 10 year old girls you molest but not much else.

Fuck that fabricated bullshit...I would hurt u bro

[PancakeBrah]

I know. I'm afraid.

[TYSON]

This reminds me of Joe Rogan making fun of people who were TapOut shirts.

"I'm afraid to get in the ring. Knowing my personality, bro, I wouldn't stop. I just got that personality, bro. I get into a rage and can't be stopped."

Keep up the good work Tyson.

I can see y'all been domesticated too much in that ring. In a ring he has the upper hand because there rules to that shit. Not on the street. And I don't wear no fucking tap out shirts.

[TYSON]

I know. I'm afraid.

Who was talking to u in the first place?

[Diode]

I can see y'all been domesticated too much in that ring. In a ring he has the upper hand because there rules to that shit. Not on the street. And I don't wear no fucking tap out shirts.

http://global3.memecdn.com/thug-life_o_750734.jpg

[TYSON]

One more thing then I have to get back to work. You had to be taught to fight and build muscles in order to be relevant my nigga. That's what I meant by my first statement. Without it your heart would crumble under pressure. Case closed.

[TYSON]

http://global3.memecdn.com/thug-life_o_750734.jpg

Lmao

[Diode]

LMAO

you lift but can you fight
you fight but do you have heart
you have heart but are you DOMESTICATED COME AT M,E AND BE RELEVANT
TYSON the black Rawn M.D.

[Jim Blaze]

DEAD@rawn learning karate so he wouldnt get ass fucked in the work release block.

[Diode]

i say we have em fight it out Bags

[TYSON]

I just wanted to argue tbh..

[Jim Blaze]

Tyson would bang rawn. And rawn would tell tales of how he seduced the great negro once on a hiking expedition. No1 wins. The world sheds a tear made of syphilis

[TYSON]

Lets go tho.... and I bet u a ground work type of fighter too. I don't like that shit make me think u trying to take my manhood.

[Mike Wrecka]

rawn is proficient in Jew Jitsu

[TYSON]

Nigga got me lifting weights while I'm working now. Ill show u

[Mike Wrecka]

tale of the tape

diode height and weight
Tyson height and weight

we don't know from that pic, diode might be 5'4

[TYSON]

Height and weight is no major factor if u don't mentally acknowledge it as so. But I'm 6'2 250 of moderate muscle and fat. I will belly flop this bitch.

[Rawn M.D.]

Lol I will post my certification to prove black belt status once again no lies on my half

and I almost caught another charge on the inside for fighting

[Geno]

im just amazed @ the level of physicality that gets displayed on ncs. save it for the streets.

congrats on being big. stop wasting money on roids is my advice. cake, you my dude though. keep up the good work

[Mike Wrecka]

Height and weight is no major factor if u don't mentally acknowledge it as so. But I'm 6'2 250 of moderate muscle and fat. I will belly flop this bitch.

ya your right, that's why they don't have weight classes in boxing and MMA ............oh wait

[TYSON]

ya your right, that's why they don't have weight classes in boxing and MMA ............oh wait

U sound like a pussy right now. So if I'm 5'3 and there is this 6'1 nigga trying yo fight me then the 6'1 dude is guaranteed to win??? Cause if some I've seen little nigga do the impossible.

[Rawn M.D.]

Likelihood and definitely r too diff worlds

[Mike Wrecka]

the bigger fighter, all other things equal, has the advantage.

reach is a factor. strength is a factor. yes a smaller person can beat a bigger person. but they are at a disadvantage from the jump

[Hush]

Never been knocked out, people's champ.

You keep telling me how your average build and bar fight credentials stack up though.

It might impress the 10 year old girls you molest but not much else.

DeeeeD

[TYSON]

DeeeeD

O I would body u fuck nigga.

[uh-oh]

IM WITH TYSON YO

DIODE LOOKING FOR ARMLOCKS AND SHIT WHILE IM EATING HIS EYEBALLS AND RIPPING HIS BALLSACK OFF

THAT BJJ SHIT CAN SUCK MY DICK

I'LL HIT YOU WITH A FUCKING STICK. ARMBAR THAT

5'11 AND 3 QUARTERS BITCH. 75 CENTS ON IT.

250.

FAT.

BODYING ERRYTHANG OUT HERE

[uh-oh]

I'M A BLACKBELT IN BCB

BACON CHEESEBURGERS

[TYSON]

the bigger fighter, all other things equal, has the advantage.

reach is a factor. strength is a factor. yes a smaller person can beat a bigger person. but they are at a disadvantage from the jump

U the running type.

And finally somebody gets it.

[TYSON]

And he look slow as fuck.

[Geno]

i slap box with jesus, nigga

[Geno]

I'M A BLACKBELT IN BCB

BACON CHEESEBURGERS



this shit toppled me though lmfaoooo. uh-oh da gawwwwwwd!!!

[Diode]

Love da god always

Lol tyson moving goalposts left and right

Now you slow now you short now gimee ya ssn now your fb page

Smh TYSON is this how you talk to all the (little) girls?

[Rawn M.D.]

I'm dead ass btw

real talk

[Jim Blaze]

Wtf is rawn cryin about? I got a fuckin black belt when i was 12. Reao shit. no1 give a fuck frail pussy faggit.

[Destroyer]

my belt is from jc penny

[Hush]

O I would body u fuck nigga.

U wouldn't do shit baby fucker

[Hush]

Wtf is rawn cryin about? I got a fuckin black belt when i was 12. Reao shit. no1 give a fuck frail pussy faggit.

Lmao liar u was a fat kid

[TYSON]

Love da god always

Lol tyson moving goalposts left and right

Now you slow now you short now gimee ya ssn now your fb page

Smh TYSON is this how you talk to all the (little) girls?

Look pussy move. "Love da god" u sound like a bitch homie. Like he slapped in the face and all u say is better be glad u da gawd. Gtfoh

[TYSON]

U wouldn't do shit baby fucker

U arab towelette

[Rawn M.D.]

Bags I'm not going to argue w u

But I can tell by ur personality and behavior that uve Prolly been in like two or three real irl fights

Say what u will

[Diode]

TYSON and you seem like you get the jergens out whenever anyone calls drake soft as baby thighs put up or shut up you baby penetrating chocolate pedobear mofucka

[Diode]

This fucking pederast gets a chub any time a new rapper hits the scene with the name Young ____

[Split]

When I was younger I studied multiple disciplines

got my blk belt in Kenpo

did some judo n mu thai

boxed

wrestled through hs

http://i44.tinypic.com/2jbk6fq.jpg

[TYSON]

TYSON and you seem like you get the jergens out whenever anyone calls drake soft as baby thighs put up or shut up you baby penetrating chocolate pedobear mofucka

I use vaseline to beat off get it right.
And them roids probably got u with a baby penis must be great disappointment when bitches actually get in the bed with u. Impotent meat head.

[Diode]

Lol soft dudes always have to make accusations like that and fall back young pederast im a 30 year old married man even my sperm are too old for you bitch

[TYSON]

Alright its been fun. I got to actually work now so I can leave on time. Tbcontinued

[TYSON]

Bitch how is your false accusation more credible then mines. Bet your wife like Mandingo partys. Cum guzzling faggot.

[Split]

if you think BJJ homosex ground fighting will work on asphalt/ concrete you are really dumb stupid

[Destroyer]

I haven't been in the fights since the sixth grade
but I whipped that kids ass and he was in eighth grade

[Diode]

if you think BJJ homosex ground fighting will work on asphalt/ concrete you are really dumb stupid

Shap split u late for your bubble bath

[Vulgar]

Bottom line: if you really want BJJ to work in the streets badly enough, it will work for you.

Other bottom line: Rawn is obv. a blackbelt in many disciplines, including life.

[uh-oh]

if you think BJJ homosex ground fighting will work on asphalt/ concrete you are really dumb stupid

it absolutely will

if the dude employing the homosex groundfighting can actually fight tho. my beef with this whole discussion, and this whole topic in general and why i always come in this, is because everyone thinks they know jiu jitsu now. and anyone who's even trained one bullshit session, thinks somehow they are above a dude who gets it for real.

these are well off white kids who got there lunch money took. by and large. with the occasional actual goon, and the occasional normal dude.

but the point im making is most of these dudes have tapped another one of them at some point in training i would hope. so they feel like they have bested someone. better yet, they bested someone trying not to be bested in a fashion that that person actually trains in. its like if a boxer knocks another boxer out. its like holy shit man. i just knocked a dude out who trains not to get knocked out, and to knock others out.

this gives them a huge amount of bro pride. after a month or two, they start thinking of normal people as civilians. they're trained bro weapons. just death machines walking around ready to put your head in there crotch and squeeze it.

but in reality these same dudes might have never got punched in the fucking face.

look at brock lesnar. granted he is a wrestler. its not BJJ. but the point im making is the same. he lived his life without getting punched in the face. the second he took a good shot he looked like a dog getting kicked by its owner for shitting in the kitchen. his ears went down and he was looking for a hole to crawl into.

most of these BJJ dudes can't fathom getting there nose broken and trying to wrestle a guy who is scratching clawing and fighting like a feral animal to get away from his choreographed moves. meanwhile his eyes are swelling shut and he's getting shiners and the other dude is getting loose from his grip

oh no

thats the main thing.

a badass in BJJ who is an actual badass will beat the ever loving shit out of some normal badass who doesnt train BJJ.

thats a fact. but my neighbor ted who trains BJJ? i'm gonna fucking eat his soul

[Jim Blaze]

Lmao liar u was a fat kid




Lol. Since we playin show am tell tonite. U rockin avy usertitle of my choice when i post a pic of the belt?

[Frank Metts]

I mean I can throw them hands in a tradition vertical stance .... once dropped this dude named jason who weighed over 4 bills ... shit was like folding king hippo , he waddled backwards tried to grab a fence and then his legs folded

But on the real I wrestled so if I close proximity I'm fairly dangerous

[Diode]

I mean I can throw them hands in a tradition vertical stance .... once dropped this dude named jason who weighed over 4 bills ... shit was like folding king hippo , he waddled backwards tried to grab a fence and then his legs folded

But on the real I wrestled so if I close proximity I'm fairly dangerous

i would love to see that especially if he had the bandage x on his belly button

[Diode]

it absolutely will

if the dude employing the homosex groundfighting can actually fight tho. my beef with this whole discussion, and this whole topic in general and why i always come in this, is because everyone thinks they know jiu jitsu now. and anyone who's even trained one bullshit session, thinks somehow they are above a dude who gets it for real.

these are well off white kids who got there lunch money took. by and large. with the occasional actual goon, and the occasional normal dude.

but the point im making is most of these dudes have tapped another one of them at some point in training i would hope. so they feel like they have bested someone. better yet, they bested someone trying not to be bested in a fashion that that person actually trains in. its like if a boxer knocks another boxer out. its like holy shit man. i just knocked a dude out who trains not to get knocked out, and to knock others out.

this gives them a huge amount of bro pride. after a month or two, they start thinking of normal people as civilians. they're trained bro weapons. just death machines walking around ready to put your head in there crotch and squeeze it.

but in reality these same dudes might have never got punched in the fucking face.

look at brock lesnar. granted he is a wrestler. its not BJJ. but the point im making is the same. he lived his life without getting punched in the face. the second he took a good shot he looked like a dog getting kicked by its owner for shitting in the kitchen. his ears went down and he was looking for a hole to crawl into.

most of these BJJ dudes can't fathom getting there nose broken and trying to wrestle a guy who is scratching clawing and fighting like a feral animal to get away from his choreographed moves. meanwhile his eyes are swelling shut and he's getting shiners and the other dude is getting loose from his grip

oh no

thats the main thing.

a badass in BJJ who is an actual badass will beat the ever loving shit out of some normal badass who doesnt train BJJ.

thats a fact. but my neighbor ted who trains BJJ? i'm gonna fucking eat his soul

i dont really disagree with your basic premise

strong, big dude with a legit bjj background (which, btw, includes gracie self defense - not just ground grappling) vs random drunk tech support nerd (@tyson) who claims to me the street's hardest street fighter over the internet.. GUESS WHO I'D TAKE

[Frank Metts]

i would love to see that especially if he had the bandage x on his belly button

Nah his shorts didn't fall down either lol but he was seeing stars...

[uh-oh]

i dont really disagree with your basic premise

strong, big dude with a legit bjj background (which, btw, includes gracie self defense - not just ground grappling) vs random drunk tech support nerd (@tyson) who claims to me the street's hardest street fighter over the internet.. GUESS WHO I'D TAKE

if you've ever witnessed me in ufc threads

you might have noticed the trend where i usually lean towards picking the black guy

lol but word

[Diode]

if you've ever witnessed me in ufc threads

you might have noticed the trend where i usually lean towards picking the black guy

lol but word

seth petruzelli

/thread

[TYSON]

i dont really disagree with your basic premise

strong, big dude with a legit bjj background (which, btw, includes gracie self defense - not just ground grappling) vs random drunk tech suport nerd (@tyson) who claims to me the street's hardest street fighter over the internet.. GUESS WHO I'D TAKE

Lmao @ making me drunk to get an advantage. And naw I don't claim to be the hardest streetfighter in the streets nigga I just know I'm a problem. Let me ask u tho have u ever used your "legit" bjj skills in an actual fight? A street fight? Train all u wont with hypothetical situations but in a actual things don't go exactly as u was trained. I'm not trying to come off as a badass I'm just confident as u are confident. Nigga act like marine training makes u a badass but I made a marine apologize to get me off him. Don't mean I can drop marines left and right. Do u get me?

[Jim Blaze]

Um....ive actually witnessed uh oh in threads about any single topic ever.....and he generally sides wit the black guy. Just here to observe tho fellas.

[Vulgar]

seth petruzelli

/thread

Queen Mo

/threadresurrected

[Wise Wiggles]

IM WITH TYSON YO

DIODE LOOKING FOR ARMLOCKS AND SHIT WHILE IM EATING HIS EYEBALLS AND RIPPING HIS BALLSACK OFF

THAT BJJ SHIT CAN SUCK MY DICK

I'LL HIT YOU WITH A FUCKING STICK. ARMBAR THAT



^ this.. lol except if anyone came at me with a stick, they'd be in major trouble.. Limb destruction, breaking the back of someone's hand really inhibits them from doing anything really. if I had a knife? lol

[Fig]

On my way to karate practice once when I was 7, my dad pulled the car over in the middle of the intersection and beat some dude up at the bus stop for muggin him. That's really as close as I can get to relating to this topic

[~RustyGunZ~]

5th dan in tae rawn do

basic navy sealion training

[Xnub]

Ma fuckas ignant as fuk in this thred....


First off,

Bjj, Is a system of 'self-defense'....

In a fight, which most of you have probably never been in, 95% of the time.... It's on the ground within 10-15 seconds.

bjj is an art based on proper technique compared to say, football.. which has more to do with with strength and speed. Therefor, size and reach(possible velocity)... have a much less impact on who wins the match.

Think about the different possibilities of street fight... faggots

1. You sucker punch some guy from behind. This is the Lars method, after they spill his Daiquiri.

2. 1 on 1.... if it's at a bar/club... that won't happen...

3. Someone getting jumped after attempting to go 1 on 1... and random dudes throwing shots into the pile of faces.


In conclusion...

BJJ was built around self-defense, and to be very street applicable. Only more recently has it been shaped more towards the sport aspect of BJJ. However, in a fight where 95% of the time it's going to the ground... If he's bigger? Your most likely going to be on bottom.... If you don't know BJJ, gl with your fucking karate chops and judo throws with some 250 pound ron on you.... sweeps are technique.... Our bodies have a way of natural movement, that is governed by rules. Caveman have been learning these techniques ages ago.... Get with the program girls.

[Split]

strong BJJ fanboy presence ITT

[Xnub]

just learning you dweebs a little... You don't grapple for submissions in a street fight... Street fights are drunken dick measuring contests.... If you are attacked however, or find yourself in a dangerous situation.. The skills learned will assist you in saving your own life and/or limbs.... So many other martial arts are mostly useless square dancing... BJJ has rl, street applicable shit... That anyone would want to know if they were attacked in a dark alley by Osama Bin Laden.

[Rawn M.D.]

Training becomes reflexive
even if not intended u will still have the training when Goin into any fight

[Split]

So your fighting is different from martial arts because it focuses on technique, and consists of rl, street shit. In my next street fight/ drunken dick measuring fight that doesn't go to the ground, I will keep in mind how much better your sport is at making sure you win on the ground.

[Rawn M.D.]

Lol xnub that post was dumb

judo is all about using ur opponents momentum against them
200+ is ideal tbh

[Frank Metts]

Training becomes reflexive
even if not intended u will still have the training when Goin into any fight

See karate kid for proof

[Frank Metts]

just learning you dweebs a little... You don't grapple for submissions in a street fight... Street fights are drunken dick measuring contests.... If you are attacked however, or find yourself in a dangerous situation.. The skills learned will assist you in saving your own life and/or limbs.... So many other martial arts are mostly useless square dancing... BJJ has rl, street applicable shit... That anyone would want to know if they were attacked in a dark alley by Osama Bin Laden.

Not true ive L'd( rear naked choked ) a few dudes out irl ... even if they don't pass out cutting off that oxygen for a minute will make them weak and rethink coming at you again

[Brian Bryan]

lmao like fuck am i reading through five pages to see why i got mentioned in this thread

someone quote for me plz?

[Wise Wiggles]

My uncle been bouncing for 16 yrs.

He sees wrestlers/bjj of all sorts..

He tells em don't grapple with ppl cuz it don't work for multiple ppl

whatyaknow.. Fight breaks out, dude tries to grapple with one, stomped out by his friends..

lol at rl shit

That's why I do what's most applicable to life situations

lol? This ain't a ring. Mma fighters can't do shit after you snap fingers/wrists they ain't used to those sorta tactics..

[Brian Bryan]

Ma fuckas ignant as fuk in this thred....


First off,

Bjj, Is a system of 'self-defense'....

In a fight, which most of you have probably never been in, 95% of the time.... It's on the ground within 10-15 seconds.

bjj is an art based on proper technique compared to say, football.. which has more to do with with strength and speed. Therefor, size and reach(possible velocity)... have a much less impact on who wins the match.

Think about the different possibilities of street fight... faggots

1. You sucker punch some guy from behind. This is the Lars method, after they spill his Daiquiri.

2. 1 on 1.... if it's at a bar/club... that won't happen...

3. Someone getting jumped after attempting to go 1 on 1... and random dudes throwing shots into the pile of faces.


In conclusion...

BJJ was built around self-defense, and to be very street applicable. Only more recently has it been shaped more towards the sport aspect of BJJ. However, in a fight where 95% of the time it's going to the ground... If he's bigger? Your most likely going to be on bottom.... If you don't know BJJ, gl with your fucking karate chops and judo throws with some 250 pound ron on you.... sweeps are technique.... Our bodies have a way of natural movement, that is governed by rules. Caveman have been learning these techniques ages ago.... Get with the program girls.



Just seen this, I've never punched a guy from behind, wouldn't waste hurting these hands of mine when I could just as easily take him out face-to-face. I guarantee I've had more fights this past month than most of you have had this past year.

Keep talking like you know anything about the art of brawl though pussy.