just read in game informer that some dude programmed his cpu

[Frank Metts]

To master and find every glitch/secret in older video games .. all he has to do is play it for a minute to show the cpu the basis and the cpu takes over

I knows its not robots communicating or transformers combing the dessert for decepticons or whatever that one cat was talking about but as a kid with some of those games you needed game genie to beat would of been pretty fucking awesome


Which leads me to the question what old school game left you fucking puzzled


Mine was bionic commando that shit left me soo fucking frustrated ...

[PancakeBrah]

Mario.

How da fuxk u get that flag?

[God Of War]

PROBABLY TMNT THAT SHIT WAS HARD MAN

[Eŋg]

yo shinobi (i think III) was not easy. i had to steal lives from an invisible box on that one level over and over (get two lives or something then die, rinse/repeat) just to stock up enough lives to go through the entire game.

that game was the shit though.

contra, r-type, mega man >

could never beat them legitimately.

ALttP left me fucking puzzled sometimes, as a young'un, but that was part and parcel.

[Frank Metts]

PROBABLY TMNT THAT SHIT WAS HARD MAN

Yeah the first one was hard as shit I'd be ok in the side scrolling scenes but when you came out the sewer and it had that grand theft auto 1 top view I'd get murked

[Frank Metts]

Mario.

How da fuxk u get that flag?

Mario for 8 bit nintendo? ... son that shit can get beat in 35 minutes


Mario 2 on the other hand was a major bitch ... mario 3 easy as pie as well

[Frank Metts]

I dont think contra is beatable without the 30 live cheat code tbh

[Inno]

I couldn't beat the lion king.

I got it on my phone with an emulator. ..still cant beat it

[God Of War]

Yeah the first one was hard as shit I'd be ok in the side scrolling scenes but when you came out the sewer and it had that grand theft auto 1 top view I'd get murked

the water part got me to lol and yeah the gta type scene with the van sor whatever they was


shit was mad hard still dont think i ever beat it

[PancakeBrah]

But how you get the flag? Like at the tip top

[Frank Metts]

But how you get the flag? Like at the tip top

You don't get it you jump to the top of the pole and slide down ... their is a trick to juml over tje pole but then you just run through flat land with no enemies

[PancakeBrah]

With yoshi?

[Frank Metts]

the water part got me to lol and yeah the gta type scene with the van sor whatever they was


shit was mad hard still dont think i ever beat it

Yeah fuck that shit I did master turtles in time though shit was mad fun

And I want to get this one they bout to release on xbl shit looks cool

[Frank Metts]

With yoshi?

Man your either trolling hard or thinking bout a different game like super Mario world for super Nintendo

[Aesthetic]

Mortal Kombat, could never beat fucking goro.

[Frank Metts]

Mortal Kombat, could never beat fucking goro.

All you have to do is keep jump kicking him in his neck chest area homie

[Plot]

I could finish Midnight resistance without losing a life.
Cost me hundreds to get there tho.
...
Some of my mates were dope, finish Tekken tripping.
Finish Duke Nukem, the end bosses on that were insane.

[Frank Metts]

Yeah I mastered the first zelda .... took me a year + as a kid to beat it now I csn fun through it in about an hour ... I can get to gannon without even collecting a sword but you need the master sword to actually defeat him

I've played through that game hundreds of times ... love it

[Fart]

Mega Man X series and Metroid were hard as fuck. Pretty much any game that has things you HAVE to do but take hours upon hours to figure out i.e. invisible paths

[God Of War]

i also couldnt beat tyson on mike tysons punch out shit was fucking crazy hard imo

[Meth]

Who was right before Tyson.

Can't beat him.

[Frank Metts]

Who was right before Tyson.

Can't beat him.

Sandman I think ... you needed to figure out his rhythm just like Tyson ... he wasn't hard he was like bald bull 3.0 but with stronger punches

[Meth]

Word I only played a few times.

I think I still have it I just don't wanna did it out.

[Frank Metts]

i also couldnt beat tyson on mike tysons punch out shit was fucking crazy hard imo

If you could dodge his dynamite punch for the minute or so it took him to stop then he wasntr bad but he had another one hitter quitter in his arsenal he'd unleash

[Frank Metts]

Word I only played a few times.

I think I still have it I just don't wanna did it out.

Actually I think it was super macho man ... he did a ridic discus punch ... I think he harder then tyson tbh

[Objective]

Ghosts'n'Goblins and Battletoads left me frustrated, most because of the situation I was in. Never had those games myself, so whenever I played Battletoads at my cousins house or G&B at my friends house it left me frustrated that I never got further than level 3 or whatever. I got far yet I knew I needed more practice to get further and since I only was there on visits etc. I had to re-learn shit each time. Now I want to get a hold of those games again and spend a year or some shit and beat it. Idk about G&B but at least Battletoads.