Round 1: Captain America vs. Iron Man - CAPTAIN AMERICA WINS

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Tournament Rules

1. YOU MUST VOTE ON ALL BATTLES INCLUDING YOUR OWN!!!

2. You will post your vote on your normal name, and explain your vote. Please let’s not be complete lazy bastards and drop dog shit votes, put some effort into that shit. When you vote on your own battle, try not to make it so obvious as to who you are - personally idc but it’s for your own benefit tbh.

3. Minimum line limit is 10 / Maximum is 16

4. ONLY ONE EXTENTION ALLOWED PER BATTLER! NO EXCEPTIONS! You will have ample amounts of time each week to post your verses, all battles will always be posted on time and on schedule, no excuses. So if you need an extension, PM a mod, don’t post in your thread.

5. Battles will be set on Sunday night or Monday morning. Verses will be due by Friday night. Voting will end on Sunday.

- NO BITING
- NO RECYCLING
- NO CHEATING
- NO SWAYING


Captain America

https://i.imgur.com/RttirVw.jpg


Iron Man

https://i.imgur.com/SfabdqZ.jpg

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CAPTAIN AMERICA HAS CHECKED IN

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Captain America’s Verse:

Winter Soldier or not - Caps gunna clap & chop this little dork
got ‘Metal on My Side’ that's leavin Iron Man for dead like we're talkin Cival War!
Pepper Pots has NO tits! fuck bras she needs no back wires
bitch should be getting served in steak houses cross the states she’s so Flat Iron
Cap’ll fill this adult! bullets flyin that’ll kill & assault
Whole clip - that’s a Big-Body Iron Man like the suit u built for the Hulk
cower in fear, we’ll call the beef after i’m dumpin steady settled
Sticks & a Drum’ll have Iron Maiden to a Bitch now that’s some fuckin Heavy Metal!
drive my car right into his side, u can bet that when i rip he roars
leave Iron Man in more pain from a Whip then when he challenged Mickey Rourke!
fuck this socially awkward loser, i'll leave'em in a grave dishonored
we all know the closest to Downey's ever gunna be is gettin played by Robert!

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Iron Man’s Verse:

Your stuffs dark comedy, a mixed batch in large quantity
And the logos wack as fuck, whats star quality to stark quality?!
The mega powers collide here, you’re the macho man in this little song
u went all red, white then blew and even Hulk Hogan ripped u off
Mr. America! you aint no special agent, to the ground you’re stationed
my dad built your defence so I sure as hell know how to break it
Ya quick with ya feet but i got the wizardry in penetrating the steel
I wont need a Rollins heel turn to break up The Shield
To the bottom you’ll plummet as that bullseye crosses ya stomach
I make tricks u cant see, so you aint dodging these bullets
Tight leather gear look is suspect as fuck so I aint panicking
Only Civil War this fag fought in was for gay marriages
Someone tell this bitch to yield. He doesn’t stand a chance in the field
Tlk abt a last line of defense? Capt, we both knw u aren’t shit w/o ur S.H.I.E.L.D

[John Dillinger]

Captain America’s Verse:

Winter Soldier or not - Caps gunna clap & chop this little dork
got ‘Metal on My Side’ that's leavin Iron Man for dead like we're talkin Cival War!
Cool opener
Pepper Pots has NO tits! fuck bras she needs no back wires
bitch should be getting served in steak houses cross the states she’s so Flat Iron
Lol
Cap’ll fill this adult! bullets flyin that’ll kill & assault
Whole clip - that’s a Big-Body Iron Man like the suit u built for the Hulk
I dig
cower in fear, we’ll call the beef after i’m dumpin steady settled
Sticks & a Drum’ll have Iron Maiden to a Bitch now that’s some fuckin Heavy Metal!
Tight
drive my car right into his side, u can bet that when i rip he roars
leave Iron Man in more pain from a Whip then when he challenged Mickey Rourke!
Don’t get my b
fuck this socially awkward loser, i'll leave'em in a grave dishonored
we all know the closest to Downey's ever gunna be is gettin played by Robert!
I digg it

Iron Man’s Verse:

Your stuffs dark comedy, a mixed batch in large quantity
And the logos wack as fuck, whats star quality to stark quality?!
Kinda self hype here imo
The mega powers collide here, you’re the macho man in this little song
u went all red, white then blew and even Hulk Hogan ripped u off
Cool
Mr. America! you aint no special agent, to the ground you’re stationed
my dad built your defence so I sure as hell know how to break it
Aight
Ya quick with ya feet but i got the wizardry in penetrating the steel
I wont need a Rollins heel turn to break up The Shield
This is prolly some comic movie shit but my b I don’t get it
To the bottom you’ll plummet as that bullseye crosses ya stomach
I make tricks u cant see, so you aint dodging these bullets
Aight
Tight leather gear look is suspect as fuck so I aint panicking
Only Civil War this fag fought in was for gay marriages
Nah
Someone tell this bitch to yield. He doesn’t stand a chance in the field
Tlk abt a last line of defense? Capt, we both knw u aren’t shit w/o ur S.H.I.E.L.D
This was cool

I got Capt America here

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Winter Soldier or not - Caps gunna clap & chop this little dork
got ‘Metal on My Side’ that's leavin Iron Man for dead like we're talkin Cival War!
alright
Pepper Pots has NO tits! fuck bras she needs no back wires
bitch should be getting served in steak houses cross the states she’s so Flat Iron
lol cool
Cap’ll fill this adult! bullets flyin that’ll kill & assault
Whole clip - that’s a Big-Body Iron Man like the suit u built for the Hulk
hmm this is decent, the concept had potential for a lot more but it didn’t happen
cower in fear, we’ll call the beef after i’m dumpin steady settled
Sticks & a Drum’ll have Iron Maiden to a Bitch now that’s some fuckin Heavy Metal!
oh nah that’s played no matter what
drive my car right into his side, u can bet that when i rip he roars
leave Iron Man in more pain from a Whip then when he challenged Mickey Rourke!
alright
fuck this socially awkward loser, i'll leave'em in a grave dishonored
we all know the closest to Downey's ever gunna be is gettin played by Robert!
decent at best

Vs


Your stuffs dark comedy, a mixed batch in large quantity
And the logos wack as fuck, whats star quality to stark quality?!
nah
The mega powers collide here, you’re the macho man in this little song
u went all red, white then blew and even Hulk Hogan ripped u off
lol decent
Mr. America! you aint no special agent, to the ground you’re stationed
my dad built your defence so I sure as hell know how to break it
this is good
Ya quick with ya feet but i got the wizardry in penetrating the steel
I wont need a Rollins heel turn to break up The Shield
this needed more fulfillment. You had a decent concept going
To the bottom you’ll plummet as that bullseye crosses ya stomach
I make tricks u cant see, so you aint dodging these bullets
nah
Tight leather gear look is suspect as fuck so I aint panicking
Only Civil War this fag fought in was for gay marriages
lmao made me laugh but nah man
Someone tell this bitch to yield. He doesn’t stand a chance in the field
Tlk abt a last line of defense? Capt, we both knw u aren’t shit w/o ur S.H.I.E.L.D
dope closer


Captain America came pretty consistent here. Nothing that really wowed me but he barely had anything that missed. Iron Man was a last min sub and I greatly appreciate him showing up to battle. You did good bro especially for something out of your element, but unfortunately it wasn’t enough to top capt America.


Vote Captain America

[Plot]

Cap Had the Pepper Pots and Mickey Rourke lines I really liked, And I liked Iron mand opener and closer so they both pretty equal there. The rest of Caps stuff was all alright maybe a little redundant with 'iron' flips. While I think Iron man had a couple that were borderline like bullets and Hogan lines.
So- Cap gets this one

[Qualm]

Winter Soldier or not - Caps gunna clap & chop this little dork
got ‘Metal on My Side’ that's leavin Iron Man for dead like we're talkin Cival War!

eh

Pepper Pots has NO tits! fuck bras she needs no back wires
bitch should be getting served in steak houses cross the states she’s so Flat Iron

ok

Cap’ll fill this adult! bullets flyin that’ll kill & assault
Whole clip - that’s a Big-Body Iron Man like the suit u built for the Hulk

not feeling it

cower in fear, we’ll call the beef after i’m dumpin steady settled
Sticks & a Drum’ll have Iron Maiden to a Bitch now that’s some fuckin Heavy Metal!

good concept, not digging the execution

drive my car right into his side, u can bet that when i rip he roars
leave Iron Man in more pain from a Whip then when he challenged Mickey Rourke!

whip/car lines are overused, but ok

fuck this socially awkward loser, i'll leave'em in a grave dishonored
we all know the closest to Downey's ever gunna be is gettin played by Robert!

nah

vs.

Your stuffs dark comedy, a mixed batch in large quantity
And the logos wack as fuck, whats star quality to stark quality?!

no

The mega powers collide here, you’re the macho man in this little song
u went all red, white then blew and even Hulk Hogan ripped u off

this was cool

Mr. America! you aint no special agent, to the ground you’re stationed
my dad built your defence so I sure as hell know how to break it

meh

Ya quick with ya feet but i got the wizardry in penetrating the steel
I wont need a Rollins heel turn to break up The Shield

this was cool

To the bottom you’ll plummet as that bullseye crosses ya stomach
I make tricks u cant see, so you aint dodging these bullets

nah

Tight leather gear look is suspect as fuck so I aint panicking
Only Civil War this fag fought in was for gay marriages

nah

Someone tell this bitch to yield. He doesn’t stand a chance in the field
Tlk abt a last line of defense? Capt, we both knw u aren’t shit w/o ur S.H.I.E.L.D

nah


tbh I wasn't leaning too heavy to either side. the 2 wrestling bars were probably the most notable from iron man, but the rest of his verse was underwhelming. Cpt didn't really have anything that blew me away, but overall he was more consistent, and consistency wins

mvgt - captain america

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

Winter Soldier or not - Caps gunna clap & chop this little dork
got ‘Metal on My Side’ that's leavin Iron Man for dead like we're talkin Cival War!
Cool...
Pepper Pots has NO tits! fuck bras she needs no back wires
bitch should be getting served in steak houses cross the states she’s so Flat Iron
This was fire
Cap’ll fill this adult! bullets flyin that’ll kill & assault
Whole clip - that’s a Big-Body Iron Man like the suit u built for the Hulk
Nice...
cower in fear, we’ll call the beef after i’m dumpin steady settled
Sticks & a Drum’ll have Iron Maiden to a Bitch now that’s some fuckin Heavy Metal!
Fire...
drive my car right into his side, u can bet that when i rip he roars
leave Iron Man in more pain from a Whip then when he challenged Mickey Rourke!
Fire...
fuck this socially awkward loser, i'll leave'em in a grave dishonored
we all know the closest to Downey's ever gunna be is gettin played by Robert!
Nah


This was probably the best verse Ive read so far...

Your stuffs dark comedy, a mixed batch in large quantity
And the logos wack as fuck, whats star quality to stark quality?!
Cool...
The mega powers collide here, you’re the macho man in this little song
u went all red, white then blew and even Hulk Hogan ripped u off
nah...
Mr. America! you aint no special agent, to the ground you’re stationed
my dad built your defence so I sure as hell know how to break it
Cool...
Ya quick with ya feet but i got the wizardry in penetrating the steel
I wont need a Rollins heel turn to break up The Shield
Cool...
To the bottom you’ll plummet as that bullseye crosses ya stomach
I make tricks u cant see, so you aint dodging these bullets
doesnt rhyme and boring...
Tight leather gear look is suspect as fuck so I aint panicking
Only Civil War this fag fought in was for gay marriages
Doesnt rhyme again...
Someone tell this bitch to yield. He doesn’t stand a chance in the field
Tlk abt a last line of defense? Capt, we both knw u aren’t shit w/o ur S.H.I.E.L.D
This cool...

Decent verse but nothing really outstanding...

Vote- CA, he was more consistent...

Bye...

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Captain America Wins 5-0