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sprinkle a little pepper in your pillow case so when you shove her face first into it she’ll sneeze hard and her pussy will grip you like a gorilla fist
you’re welcome
Jab to the ribs works just fine.
John Dillinger
11-15-2018, 09:19 AM
Listen to these guys if you never want pussy
Jit gets all the pussy in the world.
Ask him, guys. He's modern day ROMEO.
Qualm
11-15-2018, 05:21 PM
Hey jit are you modern day Romeo
1st date idea= grocery store.
*dinner/movie is lame. Plus 75-100$ and u might not smash anyway.
*Grocery store gives u opportunity to talk and get to know eachother while picking out a meal to cook together.
*creative/non cliche points are automatic.
*she may cook for you, as a woman should.
* or impress her w your culinary artistry.
*cant cook? Still a "fun" date that she will always remember.
*now u got groceries for ur crib for the rest of the week.
*netflix chill
*weed
*liquor
*the implication.
Thank me later. Plus the dinner/movie thing technically still happens, only thing is you come out ahead no matter what happens.
John Dillinger
11-22-2018, 12:24 PM
My dawg out here dropping knowledge on you fools
& lol @ the implication
Victor.
11-22-2018, 01:53 PM
Toothpaste on ur dick
use a spoon to peel ginger
pro tip
1st date idea= grocery store.
*dinner/movie is lame. Plus 75-100$ and u might not smash anyway.
*Grocery store gives u opportunity to talk and get to know eachother while picking out a meal to cook together.
*creative/non cliche points are automatic.
*she may cook for you, as a woman should.
* or impress her w your culinary artistry.
*cant cook? Still a "fun" date that she will always remember.
*now u got groceries for ur crib for the rest of the week.
*netflix chill
*weed
*liquor
*the implication.
Thank me later. Plus the dinner/movie thing technically still happens, only thing is you come out ahead no matter what happens.
You run the risk of running into other women you’re talking to though. First date should always be drinks and an appetizer at a lounge or cozy bar.
Edit: I actually like your idea it’s pretty dope. I may try.
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