Round 2: Adolf Hitler vs. Saddam Hussein - SADDAM WINS

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Tournament Rules

1. YOU MUST VOTE ON ALL BATTLES INCLUDING YOUR OWN!!!

2. You will post your vote on your normal name, and explain your vote. Please let’s not be complete lazy bastards and drop dog shit votes, put some effort into that shit. When you vote on your own battle, try not to make it so obvious as to who you are - personally idc but it’s for your own benefit tbh.

3. Minimum line limit is 10 / Maximum is 16

4. ONLY ONE EXTENTION ALLOWED PER BATTLER! NO EXCEPTIONS! You will have ample amounts of time each week to post your verses, all battles will always be posted on time and on schedule, no excuses. So if you need an extension, PM a mod, don’t post in your thread.

5. Battles will be set on Sunday night or Monday morning. Verses will be due by Friday night. Voting will end on Sunday.

- NO BITING
- NO RECYCLING
- NO CHEATING
- NO SWAYING



Adolf Hitler:

http://i1168.photobucket.com/albums/r497/jeshkaspeaks/3062C137-E533-4E31-8AD7-BC6941DB07A8_zpsffnf58nu.jpg


Saddam Hussein:

http://i1168.photobucket.com/albums/r497/jeshkaspeaks/0143CA8B-6268-4ED4-8860-9C6BE7C03F18_zpst7brcsmm.png

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ADOLF HITLER HAS CHECKED IN

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Saddam Hussein’s Verse:


Even hangin strangled I laughed that u see snow flakes an flee
'Mosque co-operation' gave me angles, urs set you back 180 degrees
Overcompensating see, cus ya ballsack got you feelin lost n alone
You only employed Goebells to help make up for the one that you own
N this child's play, at hide and seek I take the undisputed win
Faggot, you started a master race you couldnt even be included in
Fuck austrians Id put a Hole in one when my Iron thunders
in a Golf war I grand slam while you sigh an hide in a bunker
One nut an erectile disfunction, shiit get this kid a shoulder
He got a Nazi salute from every one but not one from his little soldier
Talking about the battle of the bulge, no wonder you lost...
You only hated the Jews cus they were still bigger after cutting half of there's off!
a bitch witta landin strip on her upper lip, everything you say is pussy
No one gives Saddam Hussein you’ll beat me, ill slap my name outta ur mouth if you push me

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Adolf Hitler’s Verse:


scruffy faggit w/ a grayish beard, so hairy i bet you shave ur ears
funny you represent the Ba’ath Party but look like you haven't bathed in years!
now you wanna rap battle & claim you're squad's more evil you bitch?!
nahh you don't wanna match Witz, my Camp alone killed 10 times the people you did!
Third Reich in this bitch! always equipped w/ a Tom as we ride
u pussies could take pictures w/ my wife & STILL wouldn't have the Braun on ur side!
i'm Great Depression strong, baby-boomer i got bullets that are testin ya pores
fuck ur era, i'll cast ya whole Genocide since mine was wayyy more impressive then yours!
w/out Russia i'da stomped the US! Adolf the ma'fuckin war machine
but not Mr. Bankrupt - ‘Posada get beat by the Yanks’ like Jorge losin to his former team!
keep comin w/ smoke til ur hit, your life's over it's hopeless just quit
c'monnn Saddam...that S in ur name should be an 'M' since we know you're a bitch!
the most feared ever! so takin out the true war era fuckin street sweeper?!
i'd say UN - What Army, but u already lost to George Bush & buncha Peace Keepers!

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VOTE

[Ryno]

Saddam Hussein’s Verse:


Even hangin strangled I laughed that u see snow flakes an flee
'Mosque co-operation' gave me angles, urs set you back 180 degrees
Overcompensating see, cus ya ballsack got you feelin lost n alone
You only employed Goebells to help make up for the one that you own
N this child's play, at hide and seek I take the undisputed win
Faggot, you started a master race you couldnt even be included in
Fuck austrians Id put a Hole in one when my Iron thunders
in a Golf war I grand slam while you sigh an hide in a bunker
---Master race was the only bar i was feeling out of these tbr.
One nut an erectile disfunction, shiit get this kid a shoulder
He got a Nazi salute from every one but not one from his little soldier
Talking about the battle of the bulge, no wonder you lost...
You only hated the Jews cus they were still bigger after cutting half of there's off!
a bitch witta landin strip on her upper lip, everything you say is pussy
No one gives Saddam Hussein you’ll beat me, ill slap my name outta ur mouth if you push me
---I was feeling these either man no hate.

Adolf Hitler’s Verse:


scruffy faggit w/ a grayish beard, so hairy i bet you shave ur ears
funny you represent the Ba’ath Party but look like you haven't bathed in years!
now you wanna rap battle & claim you're squad's more evil you bitch?!
nahh you don't wanna match Witz, my Camp alone killed 10 times the people you did!
Third Reich in this bitch! always equipped w/ a Tom as we ride
u pussies could take pictures w/ my wife & STILL wouldn't have the Braun on ur side!
---I fks w/ the 1st two. Didnt like Braun.
i'm Great Depression strong, baby-boomer i got bullets that are testin ya pores
fuck ur era, i'll cast ya whole Genocide since mine was wayyy more impressive then yours!
w/out Russia i'da stomped the US! Adolf the ma'fuckin war machine
but not Mr. Bankrupt - ‘Posada get beat by the Yanks’ like Jorge losin to his former team!
keep comin w/ smoke til ur hit, your life's over it's hopeless just quit
c'monnn Saddam...that S in ur name should be an 'M' since we know you're a bitch!
the most feared ever! so takin out the true war era fuckin street sweeper?!
i'd say UN - What Army, but u already lost to George Bush & buncha Peace Keepers!
---Genocide & Closer were cool. Didnt care for the others

v. Adolf... i think he had the better attempts & lands all around.

[King Karaoke]

Hi...


N this child's play, at hide and seek I take the undisputed win
Faggot, you started a master race you couldnt even be included in
One nut an erectile disfunction, shiit get this kid a shoulder
He got a Nazi salute from every one but not one from his little soldier
Talking about the battle of the bulge, no wonder you lost...
You only hated the Jews cus they were still bigger after cutting half of there's off!

I didnt care for the first few and your closer but the stuff I quoted was preety funny.

scruffy faggit w/ a grayish beard, so hairy i bet you shave ur ears
funny you represent the Ba’ath Party but look like you haven't bathed in years!
now you wanna rap battle & claim you're squad's more evil you bitch?!
nahh you don't wanna match Witz, my Camp alone killed 10 times the people you did!
the most feared ever! so takin out the true war era fuckin street sweeper?!
i'd say UN - What Army, but u already lost to George Bush & buncha Peace Keepers!


I really like that what you did with gimmick/material. I think a lot of your stuff was clever but that Postrada line was doing too much.

Vote- AH, close battle but I think his verse was more witty...

Bye...

[bleak]

Saddam seemed statementish when put next to the other verse. It was definitely harsher but there wasn't enough creativity to make up for the cons that come along w/ that. I liked the first couple, liked the direction. Golf war was really a disappointment and I need you to know this.

Baath party was LOTB, probably because it opened and stuck in my head. Maddam was the only miss, i mean come on lmao i appreciate the effort tho. Replace x with x bars never work imo.

Hitler

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Saddam Hussein’s Verse:


Even hangin strangled I laughed that u see snow flakes an flee
'Mosque co-operation' gave me angles, urs set you back 180 degrees
fire mosow operation. Genius stuff
Overcompensating see, cus ya ballsack got you feelin lost n alone
You only employed Goebells to help make up for the one that you own
goeballs again genius use of facts and Creative tie in with the history
N this child's play, at hide and seek I take the undisputed win
Faggot, you started a master race you couldnt even be included in
solid
Fuck austrians Id put a Hole in one when my Iron thunders
in a Golf war I grand slam while you sigh an hide in a bunker
boooo shit
One nut an erectile disfunction, shiit get this kid a shoulder
He got a Nazi salute from every one but not one from his little soldier
lol
Talking about the battle of the bulge, no wonder you lost...
You only hated the Jews cus they were still bigger after cutting half of there's off!
lol
a bitch witta landin strip on her upper lip, everything you say is pussy
No one gives Saddam Hussein you’ll beat me, ill slap my name outta ur mouth if you push me
ok

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Adolf Hitler’s Verse:


scruffy faggit w/ a grayish beard, so hairy i bet you shave ur ears
funny you represent the Ba’ath Party but look like you haven't bathed in years!
it's bath not bar ath reach
now you wanna rap battle & claim you're squad's more evil you bitch?!
nahh you don't wanna match Witz, my Camp alone killed 10 times the people you did!
cool
Third Reich in this bitch! always equipped w/ a Tom as we ride
u pussies could take pictures w/ my wife & STILL wouldn't have the Braun on ur side!
obvious but nice historical context
i'm Great Depression strong, baby-boomer i got bullets that are testin ya pores
fuck ur era, i'll cast ya whole Genocide since mine was wayyy more impressive then yours!
statement an not direct or insulting
w/out Russia i'da stomped the US! Adolf the ma'fuckin war machine
but not Mr. Bankrupt - ‘Posada get beat by the Yanks’ like Jorge losin to his former team!
no
keep comin w/ smoke til ur hit, your life's over it's hopeless just quit
c'monnn Saddam...that S in ur name should be an 'M' since we know you're a bitch!
how you are three votes up with this bar....
the most feared ever! so takin out the true war era fuckin street sweeper?!
i'd say UN - What Army, but u already lost to George Bush & buncha Peace Keepers!
UN clever idea wasn't keen on execution

Vote Saddam in a white wash

[Diablo]

Even hangin strangled I laughed that u see snow flakes an flee
'Mosque co-operation' gave me angles, urs set you back 180 degrees

Moscow operation/mosque cooperation maybe? I can kind of see it, nice idea, it probably wasn't conveyed as well as you thought

Overcompensating see, cus ya ballsack got you feelin lost n alone
You only employed Goebells to help make up for the one that you own

LMAO DOPE LOTB SO FAR

N this child's play, at hide and seek I take the undisputed win
Faggot, you started a master race you couldnt even be included in

this is cool, pretty straightforward but cool none the less

Fuck austrians Id put a Hole in one when my Iron thunders
in a Golf war I grand slam while you sigh an hide in a bunker

gulf/golf? nah I like the concept but its a bit forced to me. I see where you were going though.

One nut an erectile disfunction, shiit get this kid a shoulder
He got a Nazi salute from every one but not one from his little soldier

LOL @ lil soldier, funny shit

Talking about the battle of the bulge, no wonder you lost...
You only hated the Jews cus they were still bigger after cutting half of there's off!

bwahahahahhaa

a bitch witta landin strip on her upper lip, everything you say is pussy
No one gives Saddam Hussein you’ll beat me, ill slap my name outta ur mouth if you push me

no one gives a damn who saying was fire, not sure what else everyones reading there. prob your best shot. started slow but built up over time, pretty consistent verse and ended strong.

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scruffy faggit w/ a grayish beard, so hairy i bet you shave ur ears
funny you represent the Ba’ath Party but look like you haven't bathed in years!

looool not sure if I like this or hate it tbh. shave your ears was LULZ in the setup but the actual "ba'ath/bath" thing is a reach too far for me tbh unless you have some weird accent? i'll pretend you do and grant you it

now you wanna rap battle & claim you're squad's more evil you bitch?!
nahh you don't wanna match Witz, my Camp alone killed 10 times the people you did!

again, I loved that idea, its worded pretty well also but something niggles me about the only using half the word. I dunno, I cant fuck it fully like I want to

Third Reich in this bitch! always equipped w/ a Tom as we ride
u pussies could take pictures w/ my wife & STILL wouldn't have the Braun on ur side!

braun/brawn been done with Braun Stroman wrestling bars but this was okay

i'm Great Depression strong, baby-boomer i got bullets that are testin ya pores
fuck ur era, i'll cast ya whole Genocide since mine was wayyy more impressive then yours!

straight, coulda been better

w/out Russia i'da stomped the US! Adolf the ma'fuckin war machine
but not Mr. Bankrupt - ‘Posada get beat by the Yanks’ like Jorge losin to his former team!

I don't get it?

keep comin w/ smoke til ur hit, your life's over it's hopeless just quit
c'monnn Saddam...that S in ur name should be an 'M' since we know you're a bitch!

lol Saddam's own flip was better imo

the most feared ever! so takin out the true war era fuckin street sweeper?!
i'd say UN - What Army, but u already lost to George Bush & buncha Peace Keepers!

nice idea, didn't like what you did with it all that much. the pause in between Un what army kinda stole away from the punch.

weird battle, pretty close, lots of misses from both here. Hitler has ideas but wording really kinda flopped them or felt like he was reaching in spots, Saddam had some fire ideas but again wording was bad. neither showed a consistency imo. that's why its so close. I think I just felt Saddam slightly more due to that miss with the Madam/Saddam shit that flopped entirely for me, otherwise its about even

vote - Saddam

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Saddam Hussein Wins