NGT FINAL: Knucklehead/veritas vs. Finny/uh-oh - ANNONYMOUS WINS (ALIAS REVIEL VID/MAG IS TOMORROW!)

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Tournament Rules

1. YOU MUST VOTE ON ALL BATTLES INCLUDING YOUR OWN!!!

2. You will post your vote on your normal name, and explain your vote. Please let’s not be complete lazy bastards and drop dog shit votes, put some effort into that shit. When you vote on your own battle, try not to make it so obvious as to who you are - personally idc but it’s for your own benefit tbh.

3. Minimum line limit is 16 / Maximum is 20

4. ONLY ONE EXTENSION ALLOWED PER BATTLER! NO EXCEPTIONS! You will have ample amounts of time each week to post your verses, all battles will always be posted on time and on schedule, no excuses. So if you need an extension, PM a mod, don’t post in your thread.

5. Battles will be set on Sunday night or Monday morning. Verses will be due by Friday night. Voting will end on Sunday.

- NO BITING
- NO RECYCLING
- NO CHEATING
- NO SWAYING

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EXTENSION GRANTED

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UH-OH/FINNY SENT 20

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BATTLE REVIEL IS TONIGHT!

[bleak]

Reveal* you fucking retard

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UH-OH/FINNY VERSE


If I don’t swing on your ass, then my 9 milli will blast
It’s going to be hard to remember the future when I make you a thing of the past
This tourney has been a breeze for me, this isn’t where it’s gets grueling
I keep some canons, I’ll show you a couple of big arms that’ll have DMS drooling
No one wanted a sequel from you, the first one was pretty awful
When say we want our paper, back...we’re talking about a refund for that shitty novel
Scrap the book and as for Knuck, he can catch a rapid hook
You would’ve thought it was stage fright the way Karaoke had him shook
I’ll let off a couple of shots that’ll leave Demo dead
U talk tough and hide behind your computer, u only size up dudes in aero’s thread
You better chill. You’re unemployed and stalking dudes like it’s a clever skill
Yeah Fin works at a pizzeria but at least he’s rolling in more dough than you ever will
Boring as fuck, your podcast failed because your personality matches your voice
U keep losing job after job, your a stay at home dad but it wasn’t by choice
Whole family needs a diet yet you keep playing with your health
Even your wife's a fat slut, u wouldn’t have a Good Girl all over you if you were Zelph
He’s excited for no reason. Your book’s only good for a long doze
Stop promoting that trash. Your Hyperbole House should’ve been foreclosed
He gives random guys his number. So it’s obvious this dude is lame
Congrats on being a Shrink. Now why don’t you help your fat ass wife do the same

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VERTIAS/KNUCKLEHEAD VERSE


Sent ur girl a text, right. She booked me on the next flight
I’ve got her pussy in the palm of my hand.. only thing u stroke is a fleshlight
Ur girl had a nice grip, damnnn that was a tight bitch
I turn her on, u turn her off, on, off.. it’s like we’re fighting over a light switch
Finny, all that bitchin about life is str8 hoe shit. You need to maintain focus
Dawg.. how’d u work in a place fulla dough but always came out the brokest?
Ur life is a drag, all went to shit when u knocked up that hag
She’s dirty, a whore, and fucks for a score.. u share the same BM as Bags
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Faggot, self pity is shitty stop crying shit isn't fair
Your life is a worse joke then the one you said that landed it there
i work hard to pay for my bud, bets and beers, that's how I flex life
my dollers made on blood, sweat and tears, aka how you pay the ex wife
Selling plasma for cash, finding dinner in trash, no wonder shes gone
Manhood so small you only satisfy the bitch if another bloke uses you as the strap on
Course she left... Who wants their kids raised by a bum
Ironic it's called father hood and you need to wear one to see a son
goes to Veritas for help.. this scumbag doesn't like himself
Don't look in the mirror, open it an take every pill on its shelf

[John Dillinger]

UH-OH/FINNY VERSE


If I don’t swing on your ass, then my 9 milli will blast
It’s going to be hard to remember the future when I make you a thing of the past
Cool
This tourney has been a breeze for me, this isn’t where it’s gets grueling
I keep some canons, I’ll show you a couple of big arms that’ll have DMS drooling
Tight
No one wanted a sequel from you, the first one was pretty awful
When say we want our paper, back...we’re talking about a refund for that shitty novel
Tight
Scrap the book and as for Knuck, he can catch a rapid hook
You would’ve thought it was stage fright the way Karaoke had him shook
I dig
I’ll let off a couple of shots that’ll leave Demo dead
U talk tough and hide behind your computer, u only size up dudes in aero’s thread
Decent, relevant
You better chill. You’re unemployed and stalking dudes like it’s a clever skill
Yeah Fin works at a pizzeria but at least he’s rolling in more dough than you ever will
Cool
Boring as fuck, your podcast failed because your personality matches your voice
U keep losing job after job, your a stay at home dad but it wasn’t by choice
Lol
Whole family needs a diet yet you keep playing with your health
Even your wife's a fat slut, u wouldn’t have a Good Girl all over you if you were Zelph
Ight
He’s excited for no reason. Your book’s only good for a long doze
Stop promoting that trash. Your Hyperbole House should’ve been foreclosed
Ok
He gives random guys his number. So it’s obvious this dude is lame
Congrats on being a Shrink. Now why don’t you help your fat ass wife do the same
Cool closer

VERTIAS/KNUCKLEHEAD VERSE


Sent ur girl a text, right. She booked me on the next flight
I’ve got her pussy in the palm of my hand.. only thing u stroke is a fleshlight
Cool
Ur girl had a nice grip, damnnn that was a tight bitch
I turn her on, u turn her off, on, off.. it’s like we’re fighting over a light switch
Eh okay
Finny, all that bitchin about life is str8 hoe shit. You need to maintain focus
Dawg.. how’d u work in a place fulla dough but always came out the brokest?
Not bad
Ur life is a drag, all went to shit when u knocked up that hag
She’s dirty, a whore, and fucks for a score.. u share the same BM as Bags
Ok
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Faggot, self pity is shitty stop crying shit isn't fair
Your life is a worse joke then the one you said that landed it there
Cool
i work hard to pay for my bud, bets and beers, that's how I flex life
my dollers made on blood, sweat and tears, aka how you pay the ex wife
Dope
Selling plasma for cash, finding dinner in trash, no wonder shes gone
Manhood so small you only satisfy the bitch if another bloke uses you as the strap on
Lol
Course she left... Who wants their kids raised by a bum
Ironic it's called father hood and you need to wear one to see a son
I can dig it
goes to Veritas for help.. this scumbag doesn't like himself
Don't look in the mirror, open it an take every pill on its shelf
Not bad

I dug both but I think Uh-Oh/Finny’s verse came w/ it a lil better

[Flow]

Kareoke verse is pretty dope. Liked the pizza dough bar thought that was flames. Didn't enjoy the opening two bars that much. Aero was coo. Kareoke self hype bar fell flat. Closer was obvs but I liked it cus it was funny an I like me some funny.

Another dough bar. Sort of takes away from it but I liked it. Bud sweat and beers was LOTB. Father hood a good idea execution seemed rushed. Liked the closer here too. Nice imagery. Worse joke simple but effective. Bags bar was meh. Liked light switch more the second time reading it.

Close battle. Polished wording Vs more memorable concepts.

Going to edge the latter.

Vote the latter. The one who is insulting uh oh n finny. But is knuck and Veritas... Yeah.. confusing layout.

2-1

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

If I don’t swing on your ass, then my 9 milli will blast
It’s going to be hard to remember the future when I make you a thing of the past
No one wanted a sequel from you, the first one was pretty awful
When say we want our paper, back...we’re talking about a refund for that shitty novel
I’ll let off a couple of shots that’ll leave Demo dead
U talk tough and hide behind your computer, u only size up dudes in aero’s thread
You better chill. You’re unemployed and stalking dudes like it’s a clever skill
Yeah Fin works at a pizzeria but at least he’s rolling in more dough than you ever will
Boring as fuck, your podcast failed because your personality matches your voice
U keep losing job after job, your a stay at home dad but it wasn’t by choice
Whole family needs a diet yet you keep playing with your health
Even your wife's a fat slut, u wouldn’t have a Good Girl all over you if you were Zelph
He gives random guys his number. So it’s obvious this dude is lame
Congrats on being a Shrink. Now why don’t you help your fat ass wife do the same

This was pretty consistent. Pizzeria and aero line were the best lines. One or two lines i didnt get because of the reference.

Sent ur girl a text, right. She booked me on the next flight
I’ve got her pussy in the palm of my hand.. only thing u stroke is a fleshlight
Ur girl had a nice grip, damnnn that was a tight bitch
I turn her on, u turn her off, on, off.. it’s like we’re fighting over a light switch
i work hard to pay for my bud, bets and beers, that's how I flex life
my dollers made on blood, sweat and tears, aka how you pay the ex wife

Your verse kinda threw me off. The stuff I quoted was fire but the rest of the verse was worded pretty weird. It feels like 2 different people wrote it or like you got tired of writing it halfway through.

Good battle but I think the first verse was more consistent.

Vote- first guy...

Bye...

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BUMMP


COUPLE MORE VOTES AND ILL DO THE FINAL MAG & ALIAS REVIEL VIDEO

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UH-OH/FINNY VERSE


If I don’t swing on your ass, then my 9 milli will blast
It’s going to be hard to remember the future when I make you a thing of the past
dont like this
This tourney has been a breeze for me, this isn’t where it’s gets grueling
I keep some canons, I’ll show you a couple of big arms that’ll have DMS drooling
eh alr
No one wanted a sequel from you, the first one was pretty awful
When say we want our paper, back...we’re talking about a refund for that shitty novel
lol
Scrap the book and as for Knuck, he can catch a rapid hook
You would’ve thought it was stage fright the way Karaoke had him shook
might be played but i aint from here. solid
I’ll let off a couple of shots that’ll leave Demo dead
U talk tough and hide behind your computer, u only size up dudes in aero’s thread
nice
You better chill. You’re unemployed and stalking dudes like it’s a clever skill
Yeah Fin works at a pizzeria but at least he’s rolling in more dough than you ever will
cookin
Boring as fuck, your podcast failed because your personality matches your voice
U keep losing job after job, your a stay at home dad but it wasn’t by choice
okish
Whole family needs a diet yet you keep playing with your health
Even your wife's a fat slut, u wouldn’t have a Good Girl all over you if you were Zelph
nah
He’s excited for no reason. Your book’s only good for a long doze
Stop promoting that trash. Your Hyperbole House should’ve been foreclosed
lol
He gives random guys his number. So it’s obvious this dude is lame
Congrats on being a Shrink. Now why don’t you help your fat ass wife do the same
nice

VERTIAS/KNUCKLEHEAD VERSE


Sent ur girl a text, right. She booked me on the next flight
I’ve got her pussy in the palm of my hand.. only thing u stroke is a fleshlight
funny
Ur girl had a nice grip, damnnn that was a tight bitch
I turn her on, u turn her off, on, off.. it’s like we’re fighting over a light switch
eh
Finny, all that bitchin about life is str8 hoe shit. You need to maintain focus
Dawg.. how’d u work in a place fulla dough but always came out the brokest?
lol
Ur life is a drag, all went to shit when u knocked up that hag
She’s dirty, a whore, and fucks for a score.. u share the same BM as Bags
.eh
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Faggot, self pity is shitty stop crying shit isn't fair
Your life is a worse joke then the one you said that landed it there
nah
i work hard to pay for my bud, bets and beers, that's how I flex life
my dollers made on blood, sweat and tears, aka how you pay the ex wife
dont like
Selling plasma for cash, finding dinner in trash, no wonder shes gone
Manhood so small you only satisfy the bitch if another bloke uses you as the strap on
not feeling the execution man
Course she left... Who wants their kids raised by a bum
Ironic it's called father hood and you need to wear one to see a son
kinda funny
goes to Veritas for help.. this scumbag doesn't like himself
Don't look in the mirror, open it an take every pill on its shelf
okish

the 1st guy had the better execution & material imo

v. 1st guy

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FINNY/UH-OH WINS!