Punches/Concepts You Need to Get Off

[Aero]

This is the laboratory. Since most of us don’t battle type some punchlines you’ve got in your notepad. You can use still use your own punches in verses down the road. They don’t have to be completely put together.

Only rule is before you type your bar you must quote someone else’s bar that you liked or hated & say why.

I’ll go first:

Girls choose me fast, call me cutey cat I get booty/ass
You doing bad, if you got picked by a girl you threw a pass
Your boo is fast, just the tip of my long dick made her smile
She’ll stay a while, it’s true give a woman an inch she’ll take a mile

Orc may need you again

[Big Bolo]

:

Girls choose me fast, call me cutey cat I get booty/ass
You doing bad, if you got picked by a girl you threw a pass
Your boo is fast, just the tip of my long dick made her smile
She’ll stay a while, it’s true give a woman an inch she’ll take a mile

I liked how bad you sucked...but...

What are you doing Aero? Idk how you think your fuckin sick...
Embarrassed by all the sex you've had, ur dick probably lookin like FB's upper lip...

[Aero]

Lol and lol at boycott aero threads

[~RustyGunZ~]

why the spree of threads? you're ensuring none of them hit 2k. just stick to one man jfc.

[For Battling]

Didn't want to grant the extension, this faggot Nik's actually lacking
I'm like fucking dock a vote, & republicans can send your spic family packing

This is the bar that cost us the battle. Trust, it wasn’t me it was him
& I can quote about 3 more bars in that verse which helped Something Old win

[Aero]

This is the bar that cost us the battle. Trust, it wasn’t me it was him
& I can quote about 3 more bars in that verse which helped Something Old win

Lol DACA vote. That was fire too bad everyone is politically inept.

[Answer]

DACA vote is low key fire and i'm not really sure if fb's response was meant to be a line

me & ya girl hit it off & now we're roleplayin
paid to suck my dick, so i got bread for head like powdered toast man (https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Xy80JUzHCeE/Vik5Mk7YJUI/AAAAAAAAIBA/OtV8ALwXiqw/s1600/ptm.jpg)

[For Battling]

me & ya girl hit it off & now we're roleplayin
paid to suck my dick, so i got bread for head like powdered toast man (https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Xy80JUzHCeE/Vik5Mk7YJUI/AAAAAAAAIBA/OtV8ALwXiqw/s1600/ptm.jpg)

I think this will be the post that’ll make me frfr leave

[Answer]

cya

[Aero]

DACA vote is low key fire and i'm not really sure if fb's response was meant to be a line

me & ya girl hit it off & now we're roleplayin
paid to suck my dick, so i got bread for head like powdered toast man (https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Xy80JUzHCeE/Vik5Mk7YJUI/AAAAAAAAIBA/OtV8ALwXiqw/s1600/ptm.jpg)

Fucking FLAMES. LOLOLOLLL I needed the pic though but lololol Blue Bayou

[For Battling]

he'll NEVER have what's mine, fuck this little misfit rapper..
For the Crown', the ‘Stick'll get Pulled & then POP’ like a Christmas Cracker

Canadian bars are a bust. Tbh this is straight shit to me
Quit the beef, or it’ll be a rest in wreath like a Christmas leaf

[For Battling]

barrel to the head as she juggles the D,K?
n as she unbuckles my grey jeans, you buckle to jean grey

Wordplay will be your downfall. We never know what this dude means
Forever the poor mans by you, you should just give up those blue genes

[Big Bolo]

I got secrets for days homie I stay holdin back from going in
Here I got one quick one for ya...this thread doesn't only have 1 but 2 deformed men...

[Blue Bayou]

DACA vote is low key fire and i'm not really sure if fb's response was meant to be a line

me & ya girl hit it off & now we're roleplayin
paid to suck my dick, so i got bread for head like powdered toast man (https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Xy80JUzHCeE/Vik5Mk7YJUI/AAAAAAAAIBA/OtV8ALwXiqw/s1600/ptm.jpg)


Hahaha... Fire

[Cred]

Yeah I liked the powder toast man guy one

[Blue Bayou]

Canadian bars are a bust. Tbh this is straight shit to me
Quit the beef, or it’ll be a rest in wreath like a Christmas leaf


any girl thats on the prowl is never sayin Zun’s a target..
if a bitch gives For-Head, TRUST shes got an even bigger one then Karpis

[~RustyGunZ~]

Nothing says fire like a hyperlink expo in your punch

[Blue Bayou]

Nothing says fire like a hyperlink expo in your punch

Very old school.... It's like he never left HF

[Answer]

yeahh i know yall are pretentious & dont fuck w/ expos here but most people prolly wont remember some random ass character off ren & stimpy. i never used it for that reason, seemed like an appropriate thread

[Aero]

Wordplay will be your downfall. We never know what this dude means
Forever the poor mans by you, you should just give up those blue genes

Mehhh aight it had promise




Your girl wants to be

Violated, I said you sure? Cuz I’m the truth without a doubt
Said I dont want to intrude, she gave me condoms a gun & a blueprint of the house

Ehh

[Ryno]

Mehhh aight it had promise




Your girl wants to be

Violated, I said you sure? Cuz I’m the truth without a doubt
Said I dont want to intrude, she gave me condoms a gun & a blueprint of the house

Ehh

Almost, not quite. Like the concept though.


Step on my court? Shit its rated R violence if I go insane
Dawg all ya plays PG13, feels like we're at a Thunder game.

[Dope girl]

I got couple old bars

1) I'm sick with raps
I'm spitting caps

[Aero]

I got couple old bars

1) I'm sick with raps
I'm spitting caps

You didn’t have to do this. Silver if you’re a real black woman answer me this. What is your getting ready for bed routine?

[Geno]

You really digging for ideas/concepts huh. Just admit you washed up and stop it man.

[Exis]

Lol @ Silver, I wanna like her but just can't...smh.

On RF she was a lot less, what's that word...? Spastic.

[Aero]

You really digging for ideas/concepts huh. Just admit you washed up and stop it man.

You mad cuz I’m hot? Wow. Didn’t expect this of you top 10 worst thread creator.

[Big Bolo]

My 2 deformed men got overlooked, shit was flames....

[Aero]

My 2 deformed men got overlooked, shit was flames....

Explain it bc I thought it was avg

[Big Bolo]

One deformed lip guy, one deformed ear guy...itt

[Answer]

One deformed lip guy, one deformed ear guy...itt

I've been around these forums for like 15 years (sadly) and more transparent about my life than most of you faggots who hide behind your computer monitors. I've had battles well into the hundreds, and at least 70% of them involve some form of lisp/ear/deaf diss

at least have some semblance of creativity and wit when you're regurgitating the same bullshit that everyone else has already said as if it's edgy


how is it I can go anywhere and people who I don't even know seem to know intricate details about my personal life. that's weird yall

[Big Bolo]

Cuz I am god, I know everything about all you fgts...but at least zelph doesn't cry like a bitch about it. Btw Mr.def how's the stand up going? Still making crude jokes to attempt to get 5 laughs?

[Big Bolo]

And tbf my line wasn't about your lisp, or you being deaf, I found it funny there was 2 deformed fgts itt, so I made a line about...a good one I might add

[Answer]

Cuz I am god, I know everything about all you fgts...but at least zelph doesn't cry like a bitch about it. Btw Mr.def how's the stand up going? Still making crude jokes to attempt to get 5 laughs?

oh yea shameless plug time for the ncg's

Stand Up Comedy album "Alan Pysnack - Dicks out for Dobby" available on itunes, amazon, pandora, spotify, tidal, etc. etc.

show proof of receipt and I can also throw in a free code for v's audio book (a value of $19.95 can be yours....FREE!)

[Blue Bayou]

I've been around these forums for like 15 years (sadly) and more transparent about my life than most of you faggots who hide behind your computer monitors. I've had battles well into the hundreds, and at least 70% of them involve some form of lisp/ear/deaf diss

at least have some semblance of creativity and wit when you're regurgitating the same bullshit that everyone else has already said as if it's edgy


how is it I can go anywhere and people who I don't even know seem to know intricate details about my personal life. that's weird yall


We were on the same board for years

Of course I know about your mutations

[Answer]

We were on the same board for years

Of course I know about your mutations

I'm not referring to you, I know who you are. Dunno what a big bolo is tho

[Big Bolo]

Your comedy is wack and so is Vs book...can tell that neither one of you do it professionally...Vs book put me to sleep and your stand up has like 3 funny parts...smh...plus their both old news...

[Qualm]

I'm not referring to you, I know who you are. Dunno what a big bolo is tho

U saying u never heard of him

[Blue Bayou]

I'm not referring to you, I know who you are. Dunno what a big bolo is tho

Fair

[DMS]

For my third battle in a kik chat

This makes 3 kids I’ve made kneel down and pray/
Say your Fat, I’ma move these beams in front of your face/

[veritas]

Your comedy is wack and so is Vs book...can tell that neither one of you do it professionally...Vs book put me to sleep and your stand up has like 3 funny parts...smh...plus their both old news...

Thank you for the read. You didn’t strike me as the sort who reads books. I am pleasantly surprised. Keep at it bud.

[Aero]

Your comedy is wack and so is Vs book...can tell that neither one of you do it professionally...Vs book put me to sleep and your stand up has like 3 funny parts...smh...plus their both old news...

Agreed on the book. Don’t know about the comedy never heard but at least they’re both putting out product. What are you doing?

[veritas]

Aero thank you for reading my book. Glad you could find the time amongst your full schedule

[bleak]

Agreed on the book. Don’t know about the comedy never heard but at least they’re both putting out product. What are you doing?

He is currently making a fool of himself once again

[Amen]

Let's all be real, who would fuck Silver just to make a thread about fucking Silver on NC?

Describing how it went down and about the pussy.

I know sraL would.

[Qualm]

I mean I’d smash silver just so I can start a post about it where orc cant threadshame me

[Kill Spree]

why the spree of threads? you're ensuring none of them hit 2k. just stick to one man jfc.

This has nothing to do with me

[big baby]

I mean I’d smash silver just so I can start a post about it where orc cant threadshame me

aero

[For Battling]

Thread was high jacked on page 2 and went to shit

[Big Bolo]

Kind of like your mom when she was high jacked by the devil in the 2nd trimester of your incubating process...

[big baby]

Kind of like your mom when she was high jacked by the devil in the 2nd trimester of your incubating process...

wow u real funni wan b bb friend

[Inno]

Agreed on the book. Don’t know about the comedy never heard but at least they’re both putting out product. What are you doing?

Can u give me a breakdown of why you thought the book was boring?

Would love a peer review before I cop it

[Aero]

Can u give me a breakdown of why you thought the book was boring?

Would love a peer review before I cop it

Listen to the 3 minute audio that he has and decide for yourself if that’s something you like. Not for me but you may like it. Props to him.

[veritas]

Listen to the 3 minute audio that he has and decide for yourself if that’s something you like. Not for me but you may like it. Props to him.

I am withholding making a play oh how you judge an entire performance based upon the first three minutes because that is low hanging fruit. Thank you for the props sir.

[Aero]

I am withholding making a play oh how you judge an entire performance based upon the first three minutes because that is low hanging fruit. Thank you for the props sir.

Bro samples are created for you to judge whether you want to read the book or not. I’m buying the book regardless bc I believe in supporting peers.

[DMS]

I am withholding making a play oh how you judge an entire performance based upon the first three minutes because that is low hanging fruit. Thank you for the props sir.

This was a dumbass thing to say ngl

[veritas]

Bro samples are created for you to judge whether you want to read the book or not. I’m buying the book regardless bc I believe in supporting peers.

Fair enough and thank you.

[Qualm]

we shouldn't let such a fantastic Aero thread contribution get derailed, lets get back on track. think ryno was the last to drop a bar, paul george concept was cool

list the illest to do it - 1 is always my core number
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