ASMR Zelph: First ASMR Video (of many)

[For Battling]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F24v4QnVfs


Just a quick unscripted glimpse into what you’ll be seeing as lease once a week. ASMR <3


EDIT: Veritas, Big Bolo & DMS hijack another thread. New thread topic is about rape, alias’, and religion.

[For Battling]

Ryno you like?

[Blue Bayou]

100% a serial murderer

[bleak]

This is the face we will see on the news one day, shot down after a spree of young Dominican ladies are killed in Lower Dade

[DMS]

I can’t tell if this is ironic or not.

[For Battling]

I can’t tell if this is ironic or not.

It’s ASMR Porn is what it is

[Aero]

LOOOOOOOL this man Zelph actually did an ASMR and even did the finger taps. Wtf is going on. Going to listen to this with my headphones on later so I can get the tingles. Ghost1

[DMS]

100% a serial murderer

[For Battling]

LOOOOOOOL this man Zelph actually did an ASMR and even did the finger taps. Wtf is going on. Going to listen to this with my headphones on later so I can get the tingles. Ghost1

ANy tips? On how to improve

[Ryno]

stopped at 30 secs tbh

[DMS]

stopped at 30 secs tbh

You watched that long?

[Aero]

You watched that long?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[Aero]

It’s ASMR Porn is what it is

Don’t let them hate I’m going to listen to it with headphones on later.

[Aero]

ANy tips? On how to improve

Only thing you need is microphones on each ear.

[Geno]

Couldnt hear anything over that lip

[For Battling]

I think I’m gonna buy the ASMR ears so I can do “you know what” Aero

[big baby]

video suck thx

[boof]

this is the scariest video i've ever seen

[Inno]

This nigga almost licked his lip into existence

[For Battling]

this is the scariest video i've ever seen

DId you at least like the Rotwieler?

[Kill Spree]

Works

[For Battling]

Works

This nigga just busted a nut to my vid

[veritas]

Who knew that the final nail in this site's coffin would be such an awkward and uncomfortable one?

[Sharp]

Who knew that the final nail in this site's coffin would be such an awkward and uncomfortable one?

I think I can do one better (in more than one sense)

[Aero]

Who knew that the final nail in this site's coffin would be such an awkward and uncomfortable one?


Listen to it while laying down with headphones on before you judge.

[John Dillinger]

100% a serial murderer

[Victor.]

Who knew that the final nail in this site's coffin would be such an awkward and uncomfortable one?

Me

[dull boy]

Who knew that the final nail in this site's coffin would be such an awkward and uncomfortable one?

[Big Bolo]

Yo how the fuck is this more interesting than veritas' book sample preview...step your game up V

[~RustyGunZ~]

Lil Victor is going on the back burner...

https://i.ibb.co/8XC7nGF/halflip.png

[Big Bolo]

On his face....are those mountain ridges or two people kissing?

[For Battling]

Just rewatched this on my beats by Dre


So many goosebumps and tingles

[Sharp]

If this is done completely ironically, I applaud your self-awareness and using it to your advantage

If any amount of this - any - is serious, you've 100% raped someone

I'll never know exactly how I feel about this, which I think is the point. Well done.

[For Battling]

DId you at least like the Rotwieler?

If this is done completely ironically, I applaud your self-awareness and using it to your advantage

If any amount of this - any - is serious, you've 100% raped someone

I'll never know exactly how I feel about this, which I think is the point. Well done.

What do you mean by seriously or ironically? Idgi

[Amen]

Oh, this is what we are doing now.

[veritas]

This reveals much about you

[DMS]

This reveals much about you

Stfu you fat cunt

[veritas]

Stfu you fat cunt

Was this an appropriate response?

[For Battling]

There’s more where it comes from tag come get this rep lmao

[DMS]

Was this an appropriate response?


Stfu you massive cunt

[Aero]

Zelph I just watched this video for the first time and I have to be honest. I might leave Netcees for a long time bc of this. I thought I would laugh and maybe get some tingles but now I’m reevaluating a lot of things in my personal life. Idk man, I appreciate the guts it took to do this but maybe next time don’t do one focused too much on your face. A lot of people do audio asmr which is good too.

[Qualm]

Zelph I just watched this video for the first time and I have to be honest. I might leave Netcees for a long time bc of this. I thought I would laugh and maybe get some tingles but now I’m reevaluating a lot of things in my personal life. Idk man, I appreciate the guts it took to do this but maybe next time don’t do one focused too much on your face. A lot of people do audio asmr which is good too.

Did you try the bolo method of holding your breath until you nearly pass out for tingles

[~RustyGunZ~]

Wow no love for my Zelph hellscape manga cover

Yeah NC is dead

[veritas]

Stfu you massive cunt

I like your ability to change the adjectives.

[Qualm]

i wonder if dms has a mad libs sheet he fills out when boarding

[veritas]

i wonder if dms has a mad libs sheet he fills out when boarding

Who are you the Alias of again? I am having a hard time keeping you dms and bolo straight

[Qualm]

im just qualm, idk why people struggle with that

[veritas]

Not sure, why do you think?

[DMS]

I like your ability to change the adjectives.

Thx you gigantic cunt

[veritas]

Try boarding outside of your current paradigm of hating me out of envy for my supremacy and see if that works any better ?

[Big Bolo]

Who are you the Alias of again? I am having a hard time keeping you dms and bolo straight

Ima fucking kill you...I was leaving you alone...until you retract this statement and un relate me to the kid who got dropped once a day by his drunk dad....my dad was a murderer that's why I'm crazy...its war until...

[Big Bolo]

Did you try the bolo method of holding your breath until you nearly pass out for tingles

I'm tellin you!... hold it about as long as sraL' been holding his to win anything significant or make HOF...

[veritas]

Ima fucking kill you...I was leaving you alone...until you retract this statement and un relate me to the kid who got dropped once a day by his drunk dad....my dad was a murderer that's why I'm crazy...its war until...

Do you plan to cringe me to death? Or bore me to death?

[DMS]

Do you plan to cringe me to death? Or bore me to death?

Veritas believes the logically impossible is possible, js.

[Big Bolo]

Oh you wanna be a fucking smart ass uh? Just remember what I said...

[veritas]

Veritas believes the logically impossible is possible, js.

For God yes. He is not bound to logic.

[veritas]

Oh you wanna be a fucking smart ass uh? Just remember what I said...

There was this guy spooky deep who threatened to murder me every day for like two years straight on here. Still here bolo. What else would you like to talk to me about? Maybe I can teach you how to board better?

[Qualm]

how yall turn everything into beef & jesus talk

[veritas]

This site is a nexus point?

[Big Bolo]

There was this guy spooky deep who threatened to murder me every day for like two years straight on here. Still here bolo. What else would you like to talk to me about? Maybe I can teach you how to board better?

Let's talk about the child abuse you endured. Let's talk about the REAL reason your switching professions to go work at a school, with children...let's talk about the amount of fat you have to move to get to your wife's pussy...let's talk about why it looks like your wife is giving birth when you go down on her...let's talk about how your probably the legit only one on the site that's had a penis in his mouth...when you answer these questions restate the question in your response...

[veritas]

Let's talk about the child abuse you endured. Let's talk about the REAL reason your switching professions to go work at a school, with children...let's talk about the amount of fat you have to move to get to your wife's pussy...let's talk about why it looks like your wife is giving birth when you go down on her...let's talk about how your probably the legit only one on the site that's had a penis in his mouth...when you answer these questions restate the question in your response...

What would you like to talk about about it?

I wanted the ten year public service student loan pay off bc my student loan debt is astronomical. Also I want to only work 9 months a year.

My wife is a beatiful woman and she has lost a lot of weight. I am happily marrried and don’t mind eating her pussy.

I do not think I am the only one on this site who has a history of abuse. In fact I am almost certain of it. I am just willing to talk about it. The real question is why are they not?

Who are you an alias of so I know who I am talking to please?

[Big Bolo]

So basically you like penis in your mouth...


Oh and to answer your last question, no...

[For Battling]

Dia lookin real pitiful these days

[Big Bolo]

Maybe you should invite him over for Christmas dinner...

[For Battling]

Rankin yourself in order to remain in character? Yikes.

[For Battling]

Your plan of killin Netcees so that everyone can migrate to RB is actually working and it’s brilliant I must say

[Big Bolo]

Your plan of killin Netcees so that everyone can migrate to RB is actually working and it’s brilliant I must say

No frfr tho, I'm Nick James

[DMS]

For God yes. He is not bound to logic.

This dude tho.

[veritas]

Scott,

I do not understand. Help me to please. I have always been cool with you. Is it your low opinion of yourself that makes you make people hate you?

[dull boy]

Help him to please.

[veritas]

I was typing fast on my phone.

Help me to please understand.

Sheesh dull boy.

I mean: sheesh, Dull Boy

[dull boy]

I was typing fast on my phone.

Help me to please understand.

Sheesh dull boy.

I mean: sheesh, Dull Boy

No need to explain. It’s just humorous. No one actually believed you wanted DMS to help you please. So defensive. When’s next therapy appointment? Might want to dedicate some time to that.

[veritas]

No need to explain. It’s just humorous. No one actually believed you wanted DMS to help you please. So defensive. When’s next therapy appointment? Might want to dedicate some time to that.

Good trap. If i say I wasn’t defensive then I look defensive. My only counter is the truth of your offensive tactic of trying to claim my defensivenss when it is not is a low power tactic.

[Geno]

Dull boy would get knocked the fuck out is jmho

[dull boy]

Good trap. If i say I wasn’t defensive then I look defensive. My only counter is the truth of your offensive tactic of trying to claim my defensivenss when it is not is a low power tactic.

Or maybe you were being defensive.

[dull boy]

Dull boy would get knocked the fuck out is jmho

Geno would get doused with gasoline and lit on fire. Geno would get dicked dipped in mouth while sleeping, get upset, but secretly get at dude later hoping for seconds.

[veritas]

Or maybe you were being defensive.

No sir.

[dull boy]

No sir.

How can you be so sure? Seemed defensive. JUST THPKNH FAST ON PHONE HEH IM PRACTICALLY A DOCTOR SHEESH AND GOLLY GEE DB DONT MAKE FUN

Help him to please.

It was funny. Chill, guy.

[veritas]

How can you be so sure? Seemed defensive. JUST THPKNH FAST ON PHONE HEH IM PRACTICALLY A DOCTOR SHEESH AND GOLLY GEE DB DONT MAKE FUN

Help him to please.

It was funny. Chill, guy.

I’m not your guy, fella.

[DMS]

So when’s vid number 2?

[dull boy]

I’m not your guy, fella.

I didn’t use possessive... maybe a Freudian slip on your part, sport.

IM NOT BEING DEFENSIVE BUT IF I SAY DEFENSE THEN OFFENSIVE CONTRARY TO OSCILLATING PARAMETERS DONT WANNA SEEM DEFENSE BUT DEFENSE IS BEST OFFENSE FAIR

Quack patrol

[veritas]

I didn’t use possessive... maybe a Freudian slip on your part, sport.

IM NOT BEING DEFENSIVE BUT IF I SAY DEFENSE THEN OFFENSIVE CONTRARY TO OSCILLATING PARAMETERS DONT WANNA SEEM DEFENSE BUT DEFENSE IS BEST OFFENSE FAIR

Quack patrol

let me know when you are done editing your threads so that I can respond to the final statement please.

[dull boy]

let me know when you are done editing your threads so that I can respond to the final statement please.

That a stab at editing comments? lol Real zinger. Not sure if it’s productive behavior, but there’s a 7 hour gap between my last edit and your riot of a comment. Think you’re in the clear, my guy.

[veritas]

That a stab at editing comments? lol Real zinger. Not sure if it’s productive behavior, but there’s a 7 hour gap between my last edit and your riot of a comment. Think you’re in the clear, my guy.

You are doing great. You are winning! Keep at it and finish me!

Finish me in a non-sexual manner.

Or.....

[Kill Spree]

Awful last few pages between you two.

[veritas]

This is our dynamic. I could force him to change it but that would be counterproductive in the long run.

But fair. I might subtly change some things.

[dull boy]

Yeah...

[Lenox]

This nigga almost licked his lip into existence

[Eŋg]

not sure what i missed, hoping i never find out.