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ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow
02-18-2019, 03:46 PM
We are looking into collusion in the SOL champ match between Zelph and himself x 3.

We urge the public to bring forth any evidence they may have that would help our cooperations with the NCPD. If any collusion is found, our office will be forced to bring charges to the honorable Judge Chester Charlesworth.

Zelph we cannot legally advise you, but would professionally recommend such a situation should involve council on your part

Blue Bayou
02-18-2019, 03:52 PM
Lol

I don't even get what the core of the issue is tbh .. aren't the votes simply just going back and forth?

ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow
02-18-2019, 03:54 PM
bleak

You are hearby charged with treason. Please report to NCPD and cooperate. I don’t want this to get messy.

ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow
02-18-2019, 03:55 PM
Lol

I don't even get what the core of the issue is tbh .. aren't the votes simply just going back and forth?

Unfortunately our offices have been alerted to the possibility of heinous acts behind the scenes of this back and forth voting. I do hope that these accusations are false, but the current initial evidence is strong enough to open a case.

bleak
02-18-2019, 03:56 PM
Na Blue this is an entirely new issue lmao

The battle is just at a gridlock and I can't close it.

Plz explain my charges, I will be hiring a lawyer

ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow
02-18-2019, 03:57 PM
Na Blue this is an entirely new issue lmao

The battle is just at a gridlock and I can't close it.

Plz explain my charges, I will be hiring a lawyer

You are charged with deleting warrants presented

Blue Bayou
02-18-2019, 03:57 PM
Mods always prefer not to close a battle by one vote either way.. especially when it seems like a lot of ppl were online at the time to vote

This is silly.. bleaks been doing a great job

ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow
02-18-2019, 04:02 PM
Mods always prefer not to close a battle by one vote either way.. especially when it seems like a lot of ppl were online at the time to vote

This is silly.. bleaks been doing a great job

This has nothing to do with bleaks modding, this is about Zelphs possible collusion with himself.

Zaddy
02-18-2019, 04:06 PM
4-4 GUYS WE NEED A TIE BREAKER COME ON!!!

DynamiCz votes making it 5-4

Bleak views thread waiting for more votes cause he needs resin to win to fulfill his gay dreams


Battle turns into complete apostrophe

Blue Bayou
02-18-2019, 04:07 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

as in Viper & Cynic etc etc and he's voting for himself?

If so lmaooo what a fucking loser

Blas
02-18-2019, 04:08 PM
4-4 GUYS WE NEED A TIE BREAKER COME ON!!!

DynamiCz votes making it 5-4

Bleak views thread waiting for more votes cause he needs resin to win to fulfill his gay dreams


Battle turns into complete apostrophe

Goddamn homie you know shit's wild when the battle starts turning into punctuation marks, where the fuck did the verses go?!?!

Blue Bayou
02-18-2019, 04:11 PM
If Zelph voted for himself using aliases he should be ostrichsized immediately

ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow
02-18-2019, 04:13 PM
If Zelph voted for himself using aliases he should be ostrichsized immediately

We need to follow due process

Without it we are savages sir

Flow
02-18-2019, 04:14 PM
As Zunto lawyer I would like to see the discovery file

Zaddy
02-18-2019, 04:14 PM
Sharp

bleak
02-18-2019, 04:15 PM
Objection sustained

Flow
02-18-2019, 04:17 PM
Flow as Zelph's lawyer is poetic imo

Objection

Sharp
02-18-2019, 04:17 PM
I'd be willing to say all 3 are legit, but I'm pushing for the IP check to fully exonerate zelph

I say do it if anyone still has privileges

I move for a recess until Allen Knight gets back from his adult job to stop this with a vote

Zaddy
02-18-2019, 04:18 PM
Oh yeah let’s allow Allen fuckin knight to determine my fate

Sounds great let me prepare for I <3 DICK PT.3 name change

Witty
02-18-2019, 04:18 PM
If Zelph voted for himself using aliases he should be ostrichsized immediately

Or at least an overweight duck.

Sharp
02-18-2019, 04:19 PM
Oh yeah let’s allow Allen fuckin knight to determine my fate

Sounds great let me prepare for I <3 DICK PT.3 name change
A VOTE OF TEXTUAL FISITICUFFS

Zaddy
02-18-2019, 04:27 PM
Goddamn homie you know shit's wild when the battle starts turning into punctuation marks, where the fuck did the verses go?!?!

They think you’re me and I’m you I am you and you’re me w3’r3 cot

Blas
02-18-2019, 04:29 PM
They think you’re me and I’m you I am you and you’re me w3’r3 cot

I feel like I should have played along with this and pretended to be you or at least some fanboy who loves you but I'm too lazy, meh.

Flow
02-18-2019, 04:30 PM
They think you’re me and I’m you I am you and you’re me w3’r3 cot

As your lawyer I suggest you don't speak about the accusations until I have seen a discovery file

Zaddy
02-18-2019, 04:30 PM
Wrong account

Zaddy
02-18-2019, 04:33 PM
Btw dope sway thread Knuck

Might as well crown resin now

Resin M-I-C
02-18-2019, 05:20 PM
shady af

Destroyer
02-18-2019, 05:22 PM
Who’s winning? If it’s not resin, then obv shadiness is obv

Clout
02-18-2019, 05:26 PM
I mean zelph said bodysnatcher is his tag team partner and he voted =0

BodySnatcher
02-18-2019, 05:34 PM
^^This nigga. You have voted on one battle this year, guess which one?

Zaddy
02-18-2019, 05:37 PM
1. Netcees ruins yet another battle

2. Resin sways itt

ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow
02-18-2019, 06:11 PM
As your lawyer I suggest you don't speak about the accusations until I have seen a discovery file

You’re not in the directory, would you mind giving me your credentials?

ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow
02-18-2019, 06:12 PM
Clout Viper Blas Useless

We are starting probing interviews and need some information from you all.
Juan Dillinger

Resin M-I-C
02-18-2019, 06:37 PM
congrats on beating me with a mediocre verse and some help

Zaddy
02-18-2019, 06:40 PM
Mediocre beats trash 9 times out of 10 I’m just glad justice prevailed

Allen Knight
02-18-2019, 06:42 PM
Oh yeah let’s allow Allen fuckin knight to determine my fate

Sounds great let me prepare for I <3 DICK PT.3 name change

I always vote fair.

Destroyer
02-18-2019, 06:45 PM
Text is officially dead

Saint
02-18-2019, 06:46 PM
Text is officially dead

BodySnatcher
02-18-2019, 06:51 PM
It's not dead...yall are just old and don't like change, gun bars, a different style than your used to. IF yall watch battle rap you'd know what style is popular now. Y'all been boarding for decades of course it's dead to you buy for the rest of us Rap battles will never die.

Zaddy
02-18-2019, 06:54 PM
I too, lost to Zelph

Fixed.

uh-oh
02-18-2019, 07:25 PM
i didn't read any of this text malarkey discussion but yo garfunkle goldenflows avy THO

veritas
02-18-2019, 08:12 PM
It's not dead...yall are just old and don't like change, gun bars, a different style than your used to. IF yall watch battle rap you'd know what style is popular now. Y'all been boarding for decades of course it's dead to you buy for the rest of us Rap battles will never die.

Hahahahaha so ironic

Sharp
02-18-2019, 08:27 PM
one reporter's take:

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=139665

~RustyGunZ~
02-18-2019, 09:08 PM
Text is officially dead

Even I couldn't shitposttrollsway it out of Zelphs favor

I was too late.. Zelph has a champed slot filled. This wasn't supposed to happen.

Sharp
02-18-2019, 09:23 PM
that would require someone to go into the admin panel

HA

Clout
02-18-2019, 10:26 PM
Clout Viper Blas Useless

We are starting probing interviews and need some information from you all.
Juan Dillinger

Whats up

ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow
02-18-2019, 10:46 PM
Whats up

Just need some basic information

Legal Name:
Aliases:
Other textcee sites:
Alibi:

Just the first round of preliminary questioning. If you could get back to me ASAP, that would speed this along.

Blas
02-19-2019, 12:01 AM
Clout Viper Blas Useless

We are starting probing interviews and need some information from you all.
Juan Dillinger

Hola, how can I be of service

DMS
02-19-2019, 12:21 AM
You should ask me some questions, just Incase I’m the bad guy allllll along

ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow
02-19-2019, 09:17 AM
Hola, how can I be of service

Just need some basic information

Legal Name:
Aliases:
Other textcee sites:
Alibi:

Just the first round of preliminary questioning. If you could get back to me ASAP, that would speed this along.

ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow
02-19-2019, 09:17 AM
You should ask me some questions, just Incase I’m the bad guy allllll along

Thank you but as always, you are not a person of interest.

Diode
02-19-2019, 09:33 AM
Thank you but as always, you are not a person of interest.

this works so many ways

Blas
02-19-2019, 10:08 AM
Legal Name: Blas
Aliases: Blas
Other textcee sites: Blas.org
Alibi: Was just Blasing around, the usual.

Anything else?

ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow
02-19-2019, 10:31 AM
Legal Name: Blas
Aliases: Blas
Other textcee sites: Blas.org
Alibi: Was just Blasing around, the usual.

Anything else?

Is this a joke to you sir?

What’s your affiliation with Zelph?

Blas
02-19-2019, 11:11 AM
Is this a joke to you sir?

What’s your affiliation with Zelph?

Zelph? I am Z.... I mean I don't fucking know him get off my back pig.

Flow
02-19-2019, 11:17 AM
Zelph? I am Z.... I mean I don't fucking know him get off my back pig.

How old are you

ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow
02-19-2019, 11:25 AM
Zelph? I am Z.... I mean I don't fucking know him get off my back pig.

Unless you can provide photographic evidence that you are not Zelph, or a close associate, we are done here.

Sharp
02-19-2019, 12:01 PM
Thank you but as always, you are not a person of interest.

Good lord

That was a punchline DMS

Blas
02-19-2019, 12:13 PM
Unless you can provide photographic evidence that you are not Zelph, or a close associate, we are done here.

Calm down Seth before I put you in a fucking arm bar.

Blas
02-19-2019, 12:16 PM
How old are you

Old enough.

Amen
02-19-2019, 01:01 PM
Bunch of grown men role playing cops and robbers on a text rap forum.

I've had enough of NC for the day.

Chyeahhh!!!
02-19-2019, 01:08 PM
Thank you but as always, you are not a person of interest.

hot diggity damn

ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow
02-20-2019, 05:38 PM
Calm down Seth before I put you in a fucking arm bar.

We have received evidence that while questionable, does clear your name as an Identity #2 in this case.

You still haven’t been cleared as a possible accomplice. Please standby and know we appreciate your transparency.


Viper Cynic Clout we have still not heard from you. Your cooperation is CRUCIAL.

Sharp
02-20-2019, 06:19 PM
I'll verify Clout now

What was the last septa route you took?