View Full Version : The NCDA office has opened an investigation
ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow
02-18-2019, 03:46 PM
We are looking into collusion in the SOL champ match between Zelph and himself x 3.
We urge the public to bring forth any evidence they may have that would help our cooperations with the NCPD. If any collusion is found, our office will be forced to bring charges to the honorable Judge Chester Charlesworth.
Zelph we cannot legally advise you, but would professionally recommend such a situation should involve council on your part
Blue Bayou
02-18-2019, 03:52 PM
Lol
I don't even get what the core of the issue is tbh .. aren't the votes simply just going back and forth?
ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow
02-18-2019, 03:54 PM
bleak
You are hearby charged with treason. Please report to NCPD and cooperate. I don’t want this to get messy.
ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow
02-18-2019, 03:55 PM
Lol
I don't even get what the core of the issue is tbh .. aren't the votes simply just going back and forth?
Unfortunately our offices have been alerted to the possibility of heinous acts behind the scenes of this back and forth voting. I do hope that these accusations are false, but the current initial evidence is strong enough to open a case.
bleak
02-18-2019, 03:56 PM
Na Blue this is an entirely new issue lmao
The battle is just at a gridlock and I can't close it.
Plz explain my charges, I will be hiring a lawyer
ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow
02-18-2019, 03:57 PM
Na Blue this is an entirely new issue lmao
The battle is just at a gridlock and I can't close it.
Plz explain my charges, I will be hiring a lawyer
You are charged with deleting warrants presented
Blue Bayou
02-18-2019, 03:57 PM
Mods always prefer not to close a battle by one vote either way.. especially when it seems like a lot of ppl were online at the time to vote
This is silly.. bleaks been doing a great job
ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow
02-18-2019, 04:02 PM
Mods always prefer not to close a battle by one vote either way.. especially when it seems like a lot of ppl were online at the time to vote
This is silly.. bleaks been doing a great job
This has nothing to do with bleaks modding, this is about Zelphs possible collusion with himself.
Zaddy
02-18-2019, 04:06 PM
4-4 GUYS WE NEED A TIE BREAKER COME ON!!!
DynamiCz votes making it 5-4
Bleak views thread waiting for more votes cause he needs resin to win to fulfill his gay dreams
Battle turns into complete apostrophe
Blue Bayou
02-18-2019, 04:07 PM
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
as in Viper & Cynic etc etc and he's voting for himself?
If so lmaooo what a fucking loser
4-4 GUYS WE NEED A TIE BREAKER COME ON!!!
DynamiCz votes making it 5-4
Bleak views thread waiting for more votes cause he needs resin to win to fulfill his gay dreams
Battle turns into complete apostrophe
Goddamn homie you know shit's wild when the battle starts turning into punctuation marks, where the fuck did the verses go?!?!
Blue Bayou
02-18-2019, 04:11 PM
If Zelph voted for himself using aliases he should be ostrichsized immediately
ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow
02-18-2019, 04:13 PM
If Zelph voted for himself using aliases he should be ostrichsized immediately
We need to follow due process
Without it we are savages sir
As Zunto lawyer I would like to see the discovery file
Zaddy
02-18-2019, 04:14 PM
Sharp
bleak
02-18-2019, 04:15 PM
Objection sustained
Flow as Zelph's lawyer is poetic imo
Objection
Sharp
02-18-2019, 04:17 PM
I'd be willing to say all 3 are legit, but I'm pushing for the IP check to fully exonerate zelph
I say do it if anyone still has privileges
I move for a recess until Allen Knight gets back from his adult job to stop this with a vote
Zaddy
02-18-2019, 04:18 PM
Oh yeah let’s allow Allen fuckin knight to determine my fate
Sounds great let me prepare for I <3 DICK PT.3 name change
Witty
02-18-2019, 04:18 PM
If Zelph voted for himself using aliases he should be ostrichsized immediately
Or at least an overweight duck.
Sharp
02-18-2019, 04:19 PM
Oh yeah let’s allow Allen fuckin knight to determine my fate
Sounds great let me prepare for I <3 DICK PT.3 name change
A VOTE OF TEXTUAL FISITICUFFS
Zaddy
02-18-2019, 04:27 PM
Goddamn homie you know shit's wild when the battle starts turning into punctuation marks, where the fuck did the verses go?!?!
They think you’re me and I’m you I am you and you’re me w3’r3 cot
They think you’re me and I’m you I am you and you’re me w3’r3 cot
I feel like I should have played along with this and pretended to be you or at least some fanboy who loves you but I'm too lazy, meh.
They think you’re me and I’m you I am you and you’re me w3’r3 cot
As your lawyer I suggest you don't speak about the accusations until I have seen a discovery file
Zaddy
02-18-2019, 04:30 PM
Wrong account
Zaddy
02-18-2019, 04:33 PM
Btw dope sway thread Knuck
Might as well crown resin now
Resin M-I-C
02-18-2019, 05:20 PM
shady af
Destroyer
02-18-2019, 05:22 PM
Who’s winning? If it’s not resin, then obv shadiness is obv
Clout
02-18-2019, 05:26 PM
I mean zelph said bodysnatcher is his tag team partner and he voted =0
BodySnatcher
02-18-2019, 05:34 PM
^^This nigga. You have voted on one battle this year, guess which one?
Zaddy
02-18-2019, 05:37 PM
1. Netcees ruins yet another battle
2. Resin sways itt
ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow
02-18-2019, 06:11 PM
As your lawyer I suggest you don't speak about the accusations until I have seen a discovery file
You’re not in the directory, would you mind giving me your credentials?
ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow
02-18-2019, 06:12 PM
Clout Viper Blas Useless
We are starting probing interviews and need some information from you all.
Juan Dillinger
Resin M-I-C
02-18-2019, 06:37 PM
congrats on beating me with a mediocre verse and some help
Zaddy
02-18-2019, 06:40 PM
Mediocre beats trash 9 times out of 10 I’m just glad justice prevailed
Allen Knight
02-18-2019, 06:42 PM
Oh yeah let’s allow Allen fuckin knight to determine my fate
Sounds great let me prepare for I <3 DICK PT.3 name change
I always vote fair.
Destroyer
02-18-2019, 06:45 PM
Text is officially dead
Saint
02-18-2019, 06:46 PM
Text is officially dead
BodySnatcher
02-18-2019, 06:51 PM
It's not dead...yall are just old and don't like change, gun bars, a different style than your used to. IF yall watch battle rap you'd know what style is popular now. Y'all been boarding for decades of course it's dead to you buy for the rest of us Rap battles will never die.
Zaddy
02-18-2019, 06:54 PM
I too, lost to Zelph
Fixed.
uh-oh
02-18-2019, 07:25 PM
i didn't read any of this text malarkey discussion but yo garfunkle goldenflows avy THO
veritas
02-18-2019, 08:12 PM
It's not dead...yall are just old and don't like change, gun bars, a different style than your used to. IF yall watch battle rap you'd know what style is popular now. Y'all been boarding for decades of course it's dead to you buy for the rest of us Rap battles will never die.
Hahahahaha so ironic
Sharp
02-18-2019, 08:27 PM
one reporter's take:
http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=139665
~RustyGunZ~
02-18-2019, 09:08 PM
Text is officially dead
Even I couldn't shitposttrollsway it out of Zelphs favor
I was too late.. Zelph has a champed slot filled. This wasn't supposed to happen.
Sharp
02-18-2019, 09:23 PM
that would require someone to go into the admin panel
HA
Clout
02-18-2019, 10:26 PM
Clout Viper Blas Useless
We are starting probing interviews and need some information from you all.
Juan Dillinger
Whats up
ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow
02-18-2019, 10:46 PM
Whats up
Just need some basic information
Legal Name:
Aliases:
Other textcee sites:
Alibi:
Just the first round of preliminary questioning. If you could get back to me ASAP, that would speed this along.
Clout Viper Blas Useless
We are starting probing interviews and need some information from you all.
Juan Dillinger
Hola, how can I be of service
You should ask me some questions, just Incase I’m the bad guy allllll along
ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow
02-19-2019, 09:17 AM
Hola, how can I be of service
Just need some basic information
Legal Name:
Aliases:
Other textcee sites:
Alibi:
Just the first round of preliminary questioning. If you could get back to me ASAP, that would speed this along.
ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow
02-19-2019, 09:17 AM
You should ask me some questions, just Incase I’m the bad guy allllll along
Thank you but as always, you are not a person of interest.
Diode
02-19-2019, 09:33 AM
Thank you but as always, you are not a person of interest.
this works so many ways
Legal Name: Blas
Aliases: Blas
Other textcee sites: Blas.org
Alibi: Was just Blasing around, the usual.
Anything else?
ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow
02-19-2019, 10:31 AM
Legal Name: Blas
Aliases: Blas
Other textcee sites: Blas.org
Alibi: Was just Blasing around, the usual.
Anything else?
Is this a joke to you sir?
What’s your affiliation with Zelph?
Is this a joke to you sir?
What’s your affiliation with Zelph?
Zelph? I am Z.... I mean I don't fucking know him get off my back pig.
Zelph? I am Z.... I mean I don't fucking know him get off my back pig.
How old are you
ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow
02-19-2019, 11:25 AM
Zelph? I am Z.... I mean I don't fucking know him get off my back pig.
Unless you can provide photographic evidence that you are not Zelph, or a close associate, we are done here.
Sharp
02-19-2019, 12:01 PM
Thank you but as always, you are not a person of interest.
Good lord
That was a punchline DMS
Unless you can provide photographic evidence that you are not Zelph, or a close associate, we are done here.
Calm down Seth before I put you in a fucking arm bar.
How old are you
Old enough.
Bunch of grown men role playing cops and robbers on a text rap forum.
I've had enough of NC for the day.
Chyeahhh!!!
02-19-2019, 01:08 PM
Thank you but as always, you are not a person of interest.
hot diggity damn
ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow
02-20-2019, 05:38 PM
Calm down Seth before I put you in a fucking arm bar.
We have received evidence that while questionable, does clear your name as an Identity #2 in this case.
You still haven’t been cleared as a possible accomplice. Please standby and know we appreciate your transparency.
Viper Cynic Clout we have still not heard from you. Your cooperation is CRUCIAL.
Sharp
02-20-2019, 06:19 PM
I'll verify Clout now
What was the last septa route you took?
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