The NCDA office has opened an investigation

[ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow]

We are looking into collusion in the SOL champ match between Zelph and himself x 3.

We urge the public to bring forth any evidence they may have that would help our cooperations with the NCPD. If any collusion is found, our office will be forced to bring charges to the honorable Judge Chester Charlesworth.

Zelph we cannot legally advise you, but would professionally recommend such a situation should involve council on your part

[Blue Bayou]

Lol

I don't even get what the core of the issue is tbh .. aren't the votes simply just going back and forth?

[ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow]

bleak

You are hearby charged with treason. Please report to NCPD and cooperate. I don’t want this to get messy.

[ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow]

Lol

I don't even get what the core of the issue is tbh .. aren't the votes simply just going back and forth?

Unfortunately our offices have been alerted to the possibility of heinous acts behind the scenes of this back and forth voting. I do hope that these accusations are false, but the current initial evidence is strong enough to open a case.

[bleak]

Na Blue this is an entirely new issue lmao

The battle is just at a gridlock and I can't close it.

Plz explain my charges, I will be hiring a lawyer

[ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow]

Na Blue this is an entirely new issue lmao

The battle is just at a gridlock and I can't close it.

Plz explain my charges, I will be hiring a lawyer

You are charged with deleting warrants presented

[Blue Bayou]

Mods always prefer not to close a battle by one vote either way.. especially when it seems like a lot of ppl were online at the time to vote

This is silly.. bleaks been doing a great job

[ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow]

Mods always prefer not to close a battle by one vote either way.. especially when it seems like a lot of ppl were online at the time to vote

This is silly.. bleaks been doing a great job

This has nothing to do with bleaks modding, this is about Zelphs possible collusion with himself.

[Zaddy]

4-4 GUYS WE NEED A TIE BREAKER COME ON!!!

DynamiCz votes making it 5-4

Bleak views thread waiting for more votes cause he needs resin to win to fulfill his gay dreams


Battle turns into complete apostrophe

[Blue Bayou]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

as in Viper & Cynic etc etc and he's voting for himself?

If so lmaooo what a fucking loser

[Blas]

4-4 GUYS WE NEED A TIE BREAKER COME ON!!!

DynamiCz votes making it 5-4

Bleak views thread waiting for more votes cause he needs resin to win to fulfill his gay dreams


Battle turns into complete apostrophe

Goddamn homie you know shit's wild when the battle starts turning into punctuation marks, where the fuck did the verses go?!?!

[Blue Bayou]

If Zelph voted for himself using aliases he should be ostrichsized immediately

[ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow]

If Zelph voted for himself using aliases he should be ostrichsized immediately

We need to follow due process

Without it we are savages sir

[Flow]

As Zunto lawyer I would like to see the discovery file

[Zaddy]

Sharp

[bleak]

Objection sustained

[Flow]

Flow as Zelph's lawyer is poetic imo

Objection

[Sharp]

I'd be willing to say all 3 are legit, but I'm pushing for the IP check to fully exonerate zelph

I say do it if anyone still has privileges

I move for a recess until Allen Knight gets back from his adult job to stop this with a vote

[Zaddy]

Oh yeah let’s allow Allen fuckin knight to determine my fate

Sounds great let me prepare for I <3 DICK PT.3 name change

[Witty]

If Zelph voted for himself using aliases he should be ostrichsized immediately

Or at least an overweight duck.

[Sharp]

Oh yeah let’s allow Allen fuckin knight to determine my fate

Sounds great let me prepare for I <3 DICK PT.3 name change
A VOTE OF TEXTUAL FISITICUFFS

[Zaddy]

Goddamn homie you know shit's wild when the battle starts turning into punctuation marks, where the fuck did the verses go?!?!

They think you’re me and I’m you I am you and you’re me w3’r3 cot

[Blas]

They think you’re me and I’m you I am you and you’re me w3’r3 cot

I feel like I should have played along with this and pretended to be you or at least some fanboy who loves you but I'm too lazy, meh.

[Flow]

They think you’re me and I’m you I am you and you’re me w3’r3 cot

As your lawyer I suggest you don't speak about the accusations until I have seen a discovery file

[Zaddy]

Wrong account

[Zaddy]

Btw dope sway thread Knuck

Might as well crown resin now

[Resin M-I-C]

shady af

[Destroyer]

Who’s winning? If it’s not resin, then obv shadiness is obv

[Clout]

I mean zelph said bodysnatcher is his tag team partner and he voted =0

[BodySnatcher]

^^This nigga. You have voted on one battle this year, guess which one?

[Zaddy]

1. Netcees ruins yet another battle

2. Resin sways itt

[ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow]

As your lawyer I suggest you don't speak about the accusations until I have seen a discovery file

You’re not in the directory, would you mind giving me your credentials?

[ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow]

Clout Viper Blas Useless

We are starting probing interviews and need some information from you all.
Juan Dillinger

[Resin M-I-C]

congrats on beating me with a mediocre verse and some help

[Zaddy]

Mediocre beats trash 9 times out of 10 I’m just glad justice prevailed

[Allen Knight]

Oh yeah let’s allow Allen fuckin knight to determine my fate

Sounds great let me prepare for I <3 DICK PT.3 name change

I always vote fair.

[Destroyer]

Text is officially dead

[Saint]

Text is officially dead

[BodySnatcher]

It's not dead...yall are just old and don't like change, gun bars, a different style than your used to. IF yall watch battle rap you'd know what style is popular now. Y'all been boarding for decades of course it's dead to you buy for the rest of us Rap battles will never die.

[Zaddy]

I too, lost to Zelph

Fixed.

[uh-oh]

i didn't read any of this text malarkey discussion but yo garfunkle goldenflows avy THO

[veritas]

It's not dead...yall are just old and don't like change, gun bars, a different style than your used to. IF yall watch battle rap you'd know what style is popular now. Y'all been boarding for decades of course it's dead to you buy for the rest of us Rap battles will never die.

Hahahahaha so ironic

[Sharp]

one reporter's take:

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=139665

[~RustyGunZ~]

Text is officially dead

Even I couldn't shitposttrollsway it out of Zelphs favor

I was too late.. Zelph has a champed slot filled. This wasn't supposed to happen.

[Sharp]

that would require someone to go into the admin panel

HA

[Clout]

Clout Viper Blas Useless

We are starting probing interviews and need some information from you all.
Juan Dillinger

Whats up

[ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow]

Whats up

Just need some basic information

Legal Name:
Aliases:
Other textcee sites:
Alibi:

Just the first round of preliminary questioning. If you could get back to me ASAP, that would speed this along.

[Blas]

Clout Viper Blas Useless

We are starting probing interviews and need some information from you all.
Juan Dillinger

Hola, how can I be of service

[DMS]

You should ask me some questions, just Incase I’m the bad guy allllll along

[ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow]

Hola, how can I be of service

Just need some basic information

Legal Name:
Aliases:
Other textcee sites:
Alibi:

Just the first round of preliminary questioning. If you could get back to me ASAP, that would speed this along.

[ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow]

You should ask me some questions, just Incase I’m the bad guy allllll along

Thank you but as always, you are not a person of interest.

[Diode]

Thank you but as always, you are not a person of interest.

this works so many ways

[Blas]

Legal Name: Blas
Aliases: Blas
Other textcee sites: Blas.org
Alibi: Was just Blasing around, the usual.

Anything else?

[ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow]

Legal Name: Blas
Aliases: Blas
Other textcee sites: Blas.org
Alibi: Was just Blasing around, the usual.

Anything else?

Is this a joke to you sir?

What’s your affiliation with Zelph?

[Blas]

Is this a joke to you sir?

What’s your affiliation with Zelph?

Zelph? I am Z.... I mean I don't fucking know him get off my back pig.

[Flow]

Zelph? I am Z.... I mean I don't fucking know him get off my back pig.

How old are you

[ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow]

Zelph? I am Z.... I mean I don't fucking know him get off my back pig.

Unless you can provide photographic evidence that you are not Zelph, or a close associate, we are done here.

[Sharp]

Thank you but as always, you are not a person of interest.

Good lord

That was a punchline DMS

[Blas]

Unless you can provide photographic evidence that you are not Zelph, or a close associate, we are done here.

Calm down Seth before I put you in a fucking arm bar.

[Blas]

How old are you

Old enough.

[Amen]

Bunch of grown men role playing cops and robbers on a text rap forum.

I've had enough of NC for the day.

[Chyeahhh!!!]

Thank you but as always, you are not a person of interest.

hot diggity damn

[ADA Garfunkle Goldenflow]

Calm down Seth before I put you in a fucking arm bar.

We have received evidence that while questionable, does clear your name as an Identity #2 in this case.

You still haven’t been cleared as a possible accomplice. Please standby and know we appreciate your transparency.


Viper Cynic Clout we have still not heard from you. Your cooperation is CRUCIAL.

[Sharp]

I'll verify Clout now

What was the last septa route you took?