SOL CHAMP MATCH : Zelph vs Jabari Black JABARI WINS

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SOL Season 1
Wk 5

Due Thursday, Feb 21

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[Zaddy]

My man, how many?

[Jabari Black]

Check. Let’s go 16

[Zaddy]

Ext. busy work week

[Jabari Black]

All good

[Zaddy]

SHOUTOUT TO CHYEAHHH!!!


Reptilian race? That shit is not fake - u can see the hate in their eyes
No image distortion.. I dnt need a shitty cam to knw he’s just a snake in disguise
He’ll b sleepin w the fishes. Soon as I blam’ the can he’s out
Leave a round ovr ya head.. then ill let it air inside ur dome like Sandy’s house
Your last girl? ...what a slut. Would do anything just to bust a nut
She used to hit every corner givin’ broke boys a free ride like the shuttle bus
U cnt hurt me bruh. str8 shots to the chest..im givin the work to cuzz
either I kick u off the map.. or im goin dumb w the hammer like Kirby does
I’ll expose this guy. Blade to his neck - let’s see this jerk survive
Cut the top off this dickhead.. you don’t gotta be Jewish to get circumcised
U stay on that coward shit. The ratchet will snatch ur heart n devour it
We ain’t seein’ a brothas fist over the metal unless it’s the black power pick
Tell this man tht he’s finished. Let it fly & reach ur fam from a distance
cuz these birds will deliver messages to your people like carrier pigeons

[Jabari Black]

Uzi sparkin! Think YOU the target? I’ll give ya girl the machine/
If this jerk intervene...The pops sit you down over a bitch like the birds and the bees/
He started the 1-2 league and then left. Then I ran the shit when he needed the help/
So when I grab these twin glocks...it ain’t the first time I picked up the pieces for Zelph/
Heat in the belt. You handled MIC well, but now I’m cooking this lame/
The Ruger gets aimed! ‘3 80s era rapper’ like the Sugarhill Gang/
FUCK 12 - I don’t like you, bums! I’ll have ya whole police force dying, son/
Slide on ya department for Black Entertainment...n air that station like Viacom/
Ya crib get invaded. Catch him sleepin, then the sig get this lame hit/
I’m rollin up on the pork with the biscuit...that’s how you cook a pig in a blanket/
If I catch ya slinging rock, I’ll rob a cop. If you don’t give up the stash, the mag greet ya/
You get marked out...then covered in red for not showing the work - I’m a math teacher/
The fuck he talkin bout? You’ll see ya mug on the floor if you don’t ‘watch ya mouth’/
Or the 9 milly chalk him out. The mil really bussin at 12 like Waffle House/

[Blas]

Reptilian race? That shit is not fake - u can see the hate in their eyes
No image distortion.. I dnt need a shitty cam to knw he’s just a snake in disguise
ok
He’ll b sleepin w the fishes. Soon as I blam’ the can he’s out
Leave a round ovr ya head.. then ill let it air inside ur dome like Sandy’s house
the point of sandys house was so air didn't come in their head, fire concept tho
Your last girl? ...what a slut. Would do anything just to bust a nut
She used to hit every corner givin’ broke boys a free ride like the shuttle bus
ehhh too simple man
U cnt hurt me bruh. str8 shots to the chest..im givin the work to cuzz
either I kick u off the map.. or im goin dumb w the hammer like Kirby does
lolz its cool but in smash dont they all act the same with the hammer? i don't think it's kirby specific
I’ll expose this guy. Blade to his neck - let’s see this jerk survive
Cut the top off this dickhead.. you don’t gotta be Jewish to get circumcised
dece
U stay on that coward shit. The ratchet will snatch ur heart n devour it
We ain’t seein’ a brothas fist over the metal unless it’s the black power pick
pretty cool
Tell this man tht he’s finished. Let it fly & reach ur fam from a distance
cuz these birds will deliver messages to your people like carrier pigeons
aight

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Uzi sparkin! Think YOU the target? I’ll give ya girl the machine/
If this jerk intervene...The pops sit you down over a bitch like the birds and the bees/
you shooting him over a girl doesn't seem like a very hard punch but the concept is definitely enjoyable
He started the 1-2 league and then left. Then I ran the shit when he needed the help/
So when I grab these twin glocks...it ain’t the first time I picked up the pieces for Zelph/
yepppp it's dope
Heat in the belt. You handled MIC well, but now I’m cooking this lame/
The Ruger gets aimed! ‘3 80s era rapper’ like the Sugarhill Gang/
kinda nice
FUCK 12 - I don’t like you, bums! I’ll have ya whole police force dying, son/
Slide on ya department for Black Entertainment...n air that station like Viacom/
ehhh
Ya crib get invaded. Catch him sleepin, then the sig get this lame hit/
I’m rollin up on the pork with the biscuit...that’s how you cook a pig in a blanket/
lmfao overused concept but u flipped it well i must admit
If I catch ya slinging rock, I’ll rob a cop. If you don’t give up the stash, the mag greet ya/
You get marked out...then covered in red for not showing the work - I’m a math teacher/
i really like ur concepts but i really didn't like the wording it made it not very hard hitting w/ the "you get marked out". i still love ur concept tho
The fuck he talkin bout? You’ll see ya mug on the floor if you don’t ‘watch ya mouth’/
Or the 9 milly chalk him out. The mil really bussin at 12 like Waffle House/
meh it's ok

honestly this could have went either way, i felt like zunt was overall more average throughout with a pretty simple verse but i feel like he underestimated his opponent as his verse last week vs resin was so much better to me. jabari came w/ some cool concepts but his execution needs work. that being said i'm going with jabari because his concepts were better & a bit more creative in my eyes & i enjoyed the read more. he also had LOTB w/ pick up the pieces. cool stuff guys.

v/ Jabari

[DynamiCz]

Reptilian race? That shit is not fake - u can see the hate in their eyes
No image distortion.. I dnt need a shitty cam to knw he’s just a snake in disguise

Ok opener

He’ll b sleepin w the fishes. Soon as I blam’ the can he’s out
Leave a round ovr ya head.. then ill let it air inside ur dome like Sandy’s house

Fiya hit

Your last girl? ...what a slut. Would do anything just to bust a nut
She used to hit every corner givin’ broke boys a free ride like the shuttle bus

Ehh, a little to basic here

U cnt hurt me bruh. str8 shots to the chest..im givin the work to cuzz
either I kick u off the map.. or im goin dumb w the hammer like Kirby does

This is nice

I’ll expose this guy. Blade to his neck - let’s see this jerk survive
Cut the top off this dickhead.. you don’t gotta be Jewish to get circumcised

Nahh, didn't like this one

U stay on that coward shit. The ratchet will snatch ur heart n devour it
We ain’t seein’ a brothas fist over the metal unless it’s the black power pick

Fiya here

Tell this man tht he’s finished. Let it fly & reach ur fam from a distance
cuz these birds will deliver messages to your people like carrier pigeons

Nice again

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Uzi sparkin! Think YOU the target? I’ll give ya girl the machine/
If this jerk intervene...The pops sit you down over a bitch like the birds and the bees/

Fiya

He started the 1-2 league and then left. Then I ran the shit when he needed the help/
So when I grab these twin glocks...it ain’t the first time I picked up the pieces for Zelph/

Again Fiya!

Heat in the belt. You handled MIC well, but now I’m cooking this lame/
The Ruger gets aimed! ‘3 80s era rapper’ like the Sugarhill Gang/

JB Wiggin here!

FUCK 12 - I don’t like you, bums! I’ll have ya whole police force dying, son/
Slide on ya department for Black Entertainment...n air that station like Viacom/

This is ok

Ya crib get invaded. Catch him sleepin, then the sig get this lame hit/
I’m rollin up on the pork with the biscuit...that’s how you cook a pig in a blanket/

Nice flip here

If I catch ya slinging rock, I’ll rob a cop. If you don’t give up the stash, the mag greet ya/
You get marked out...then covered in red for not showing the work - I’m a math teacher/

Nice

The fuck he talkin bout? You’ll see ya mug on the floor if you don’t ‘watch ya mouth’/
Or the 9 milly chalk him out. The mil really bussin at 12 like Waffle House/

Lmao G shit



Yo dope Read fellas, not gone lie I have JB taking this with just about a flawless verse. The hunger showed this battle. Z was dope too but his consistency wasn't up there with JB. Had Z with a miss. Edging JB here salute to both


V-JB

[Saint]

Uzi sparkin! Think YOU the target? I’ll give ya girl the machine/
If this jerk intervene...The pops sit you down over a bitch like the birds and the bees/

I liked the way you did this. I think the over a bitch part made it better..

He started the 1-2 league and then left. Then I ran the shit when he needed the help/
So when I grab these twin glocks...it ain’t the first time I picked up the pieces for Zelph/

straight good personal

Heat in the belt. You handled MIC well, but now I’m cooking this lame/
The Ruger gets aimed! ‘3 80s era rapper’ like the Sugarhill Gang/

reminds me of ty laws bar....this ok to me b/c they're similar and the concepts too distinct imo

FUCK 12 - I don’t like you, bums! I’ll have ya whole police force dying, son/
Slide on ya department for Black Entertainment...n air that station like Viacom/

Ok

Ya crib get invaded. Catch him sleepin, then the sig get this lame hit/
I’m rollin up on the pork with the biscuit...that’s how you cook a pig in a blanket/

Ok. Not too creative here but aiight not bad

If I catch ya slinging rock, I’ll rob a cop. If you don’t give up the stash, the mag greet ya/
You get marked out...then covered in red for not showing the work - I’m a math teacher/

I didn't care for it - red/teacher grade bars were done too much and the tieins weren't enuff

The fuck he talkin bout? You’ll see ya mug on the floor if you don’t ‘watch ya mouth’/
Or the 9 milly chalk him out. The mil really bussin at 12 like Waffle House/

coo closer

Reptilian race? That shit is not fake - u can see the hate in their eyes
No image distortion.. I dnt need a shitty cam to knw he’s just a snake in disguise

Ok opener I've used this/seen it

He’ll b sleepin w the fishes. Soon as I blam’ the can he’s out
Leave a round ovr ya head.. then ill let it air inside ur dome like Sandy’s house

Edit: ok Looked it up...this cool lol

Your last girl? ...what a slut. Would do anything just to bust a nut
She used to hit every corner givin’ broke boys a free ride like the shuttle bus

nah simple, free ride? really not much here man

U cnt hurt me bruh. str8 shots to the chest..im givin the work to cuzz
either I kick u off the map.. or im goin dumb w the hammer like Kirby does

ok.. thought this needed more in terms of smash bros connection but coo

I’ll expose this guy. Blade to his neck - let’s see this jerk survive
Cut the top off this dickhead.. you don’t gotta be Jewish to get circumcised

nahh lol

U stay on that coward shit. The ratchet will snatch ur heart n devour it
We ain’t seein’ a brothas fist over the metal unless it’s the black power pick

ok ok not bad

Tell this man tht he’s finished. Let it fly & reach ur fam from a distance
cuz these birds will deliver messages to your people like carrier pigeons

aight closer. but it does read familiar..




Vote- Jabari
thought he had the standouts here. Zelph maybe seemed rushed b/c the wording fell apart at times or concepts were too basic....JB had like at least 3 of the biggest hits here - first two and a cpl others.

[Resin M-I-C]

didnt get the reptile opener
had to look up Sandy’s house.. lol spongebob.. was coo tho
shuttle was basic
kirby, yeah that’s a banger
jewish shit was gay, yikes
wasnt feelin the pick
closer was aight, lil basic and light

vs

pops was cool, good start
that was a nasty personal, setup was great
sugarhill was ok
black entertainment was a coo personal
pig in a blanket nahhh
math teacher was aiiight
waffle house wasnt decent at best


zelph’s verse reads smoothly but was missin some creativity here.. best bars were the kirby and spongebob ones, which is weird to say.. i was actually hopin i’d get a champ rematch with ya but jabari came pretty solid.. started off hittin, laid off a lil at the end but did enough

v Jabari

[Flow]

SHOUT OUT TO CHYEAHHH!!!


Reptilian race? That shit is not fake - u can see the hate in their eyes
No image distortion.. I dnt need a shitty cam to knw he’s just a snake in disguise
brilliant opener, not sure how these lads aren’t catching it. Nicely done here
He’ll b sleepin w the fishes. Soon as I blam’ the can he’s out
Leave a round ovr ya head.. then ill let it air inside ur dome like Sandy’s house
fire
Your last girl? ...what a slut. Would do anything just to bust a nut
She used to hit every corner givin’ broke boys a free ride like the shuttle bus
haha made me chuckle but it’s just decent
U cnt hurt me bruh. str8 shots to the chest..im givin the work to cuzz
either I kick u off the map.. or im goin dumb w the hammer like Kirby does
ehh I liked my Kirby bar better last week
I’ll expose this guy. Blade to his neck - let’s see this jerk survive
Cut the top off this dickhead.. you don’t gotta be Jewish to get circumcised
clever but also homo. Not liking this
U stay on that coward shit. The ratchet will snatch ur heart n devour it
We ain’t seein’ a brothas fist over the metal unless it’s the black power pick
creative, dope
Tell this man tht he’s finished. Let it fly & reach ur fam from a distance
cuz these birds will deliver messages to your people like carrier pigeons
solid closer, nice bar


Vs


Uzi sparkin! Think YOU the target? I’ll give ya girl the machine/
If this jerk intervene...The pops sit you down over a bitch like the birds and the bees/
haha this is pretty cool
He started the 1-2 league and then left. Then I ran the shit when he needed the help/
So when I grab these twin glocks...it ain’t the first time I picked up the pieces for Zelph/
the personal aspect is ok here
Heat in the belt. You handled MIC well, but now I’m cooking this lame/
The Ruger gets aimed! ‘3 80s era rapper’ like the Sugarhill Gang/
i see this as a clear reach man
FUCK 12 - I don’t like you, bums! I’ll have ya whole police force dying, son/
Slide on ya department for Black Entertainment...n air that station like Viacom/
this one is decent
Ya crib get invaded. Catch him sleepin, then the sig get this lame hit/
I’m rollin up on the pork with the biscuit...that’s how you cook a pig in a blanket/
nice one
If I catch ya slinging rock, I’ll rob a cop. If you don’t give up the stash, the mag greet ya/
You get marked out...then covered in red for not showing the work - I’m a math teacher/
sort of a played angle and concept.
The fuck he talkin bout? You’ll see ya mug on the floor if you don’t ‘watch ya mouth’/
Or the 9 milly chalk him out. The mil really bussin at 12 like Waffle House/
what do waffles have to do with anything?

Great battle. Tough shout. Didn't wanna vote tbh cus it's on the fence an I like you both. But given how votes going an I don't think it's a fair representation imma throw a spanner an go Z. It could go either way an I'm sure jabs got it but no way is this a white wash like the votes have represented thus farm think jab would agree. Good read boys

Vote z

[bleak]

So 4-1
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I'll be voting tonight after I finish up and will keep this open til midnight before matches go up for WEEK 6 THE FINAL WEEK

[Cynic]

Reptilian race? That shit is not fake - u can see the hate in their eyes
No image distortion.. I dnt need a shitty cam to knw he’s just a snake in disguise
He’ll b sleepin w the fishes. Soon as I blam’ the can he’s out
Leave a round ovr ya head.. then ill let it air inside ur dome like Sandy’s house
Your last girl? ...what a slut. Would do anything just to bust a nut
She used to hit every corner givin’ broke boys a free ride like the shuttle bus
U cnt hurt me bruh. str8 shots to the chest..im givin the work to cuzz
either I kick u off the map.. or im goin dumb w the hammer like Kirby does
Tell this man tht he’s finished. Let it fly & reach ur fam from a distance
cuz these birds will deliver messages to your people like carrier pigeons



Uzi sparkin! Think YOU the target? I’ll give ya girl the machine/
If this jerk intervene...The pops sit you down over a bitch like the birds and the bees/
He started the 1-2 league and then left. Then I ran the shit when he needed the help/
So when I grab these twin glocks...it ain’t the first time I picked up the pieces for Zelph/
Heat in the belt. You handled MIC well, but now I’m cooking this lame/
The Ruger gets aimed! ‘3 80s era rapper’ like the Sugarhill Gang/
FUCK 12 - I don’t like you, bums! I’ll have ya whole police force dying, son/
Slide on ya department for Black Entertainment...n air that station like Viacom/
If I catch ya slinging rock, I’ll rob a cop. If you don’t give up the stash, the mag greet ya/
You get marked out...then covered in red for not showing the work - I’m a math teacher/
The fuck he talkin bout? You’ll see ya mug on the floor if you don’t ‘watch ya mouth’/
Or the 9 milly chalk him out. The mil really bussin at 12 like Waffle House/


this was dope but i thought more of jabaris bars hit. good shit

jabari black