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the Munster
03-06-2019, 04:34 PM
I met a lady at work today. Older white milf with a tight body.

I’m not really attracted to her, but I wanna rock the headboards with her for some reason. Idk, prolly cuz I’m a guy

She talked my female coworker head off about oils she sells but not really. She kind of was engaging with me but really with her. I would say a quick comment but I wasn’t really in the convo

Then before she left I asked her a few questions. She told me about some app I asked her about it, and she came over and showed me what the app looked like and idk it felt like she was mad close to me like I almost reached out for her to sit on my lap. She gave my coworker her number about the oils. She also gave me her number. I asked her name and she said do you want me to write it down? I mean I figured she meant her number, so she wrote her name down and then asked if I wanted her number I was like yea I prolly coulda looked it up but yes and then she gave me her cell number. Not her work extension. Told me to call her if I needed anything like she said for instance somebody might call her to see what oil to use for someone else who’s having stress....?

bleak
03-06-2019, 04:36 PM
El Muffin

BodySnatcher
03-06-2019, 05:00 PM
El Muffin

Lmao facts

uh-oh
03-06-2019, 05:10 PM
dont fall for it eddie

these old white milfs got the devil between their legs and are out to rob you of your vigor

ive just about shaken off a succubus from a similar situation minus the nonsense oils. but the hooks go deep

just kick her in the cunt and flee

Kill Spree
03-06-2019, 06:35 PM
dont listen to this queer^^^



you talk to her more at work... then pound her ass hole

~RustyGunZ~
03-06-2019, 07:11 PM
Use her healing oils to damage her butt hole

Master Rock
03-06-2019, 07:36 PM
It sounds like nothing is happening from what you described.

Geno
03-06-2019, 07:40 PM
Let it play out. Engage with her a little next time. See how it goes. There isnt enough here to judge on. But she prolly just a hustler man

Diode
03-06-2019, 08:39 PM
trying to sell you on an mlm and you'd dumb enough to fall for it

caveat emptor

boof
03-06-2019, 09:48 PM
lmao ^ this prolly not too far off but also maybe she let u hit first as well

Exis
03-07-2019, 04:50 AM
Yo didn't you say she give you her number? Then ask her name, she wrote it down when you thought she meant her number she was writin' down? Yet already had it? You write in circles nigga...

the Munster
03-07-2019, 11:20 AM
Yo didn't you say she give you her number? Then ask her name, she wrote it down when you thought she meant her number she was writin' down? Yet already had it? You write in circles nigga...

Listen it’s confusing because I was confused, so I wrote it like that on purpose

Because I asked her name and she responded by saying her name and asking if I wanted her to write it down. The way she said I knew she was referring to her number but she got ahead of herself

I asked my coworker about it today

She was like lol yea she was all in yo shit

I’m like wym she like she was alllll in yo shit lol

I’m like yea and she gave me her cell number I thought maybe she would have given me her work number my coworker was like she gave you her number?

My coworker says that the lady didn’t give her her phone number just her memebership number for the mlm. She said if I want to holler I should hit her cell up for something work related and ask her to come over.

Im not going to do that but if the lady comes over within like the next week I will see what’s up with her

Zaddy
03-07-2019, 12:28 PM
Listen it’s confusing because I was confused, so I wrote it like that on purpose

Because I asked her name and she responded by saying her name and asking if I wanted her to write it down. The way she said I knew she was referring to her number but she got ahead of herself

I asked my coworker about it today

She was like lol yea she was all in yo shit

I’m like wym she like she was alllll in yo shit lol

I’m like yea and she gave me her cell number I thought maybe she would have given me her work number my coworker was like she gave you her number?

My coworker says that the lady didn’t give her her phone number just her memebership number for the mlm. She said if I want to holler I should hit her cell up for something work related and ask her to come over.

Im not going to do that but if the lady comes over within like the next week I will see what’s up with her

Which bath & body works do you work at?

El Muffin
03-10-2019, 11:17 AM
Boiii if u don't knock the AARP out that MF pussy

White LGI
03-10-2019, 12:58 PM
If you fuck this white bitch you'll be in county jail reqding black power pamplets talking bout the white devil set you up on a rape charge