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Immolate
03-12-2019, 12:32 AM
im just gonna give it all up
non3 of u can relate cuz yr all losers

but im just gonna be a regular guy

better than regular cuz i have more money than u guys

but still, pretty regular

im gonna buy a nice piece of land, 500 acres eventually. but ill have to work my way up to that cuz i dont want any loans everyone can suck my dick with their debt

i got 0 debt bitch ZERO

prolly none of u losers have 0 debt lmao. thats so sad tho lets be honest.

but like, my friends got famous and they all are depressed miserable fucks look at Avicii. killed himself. same age as me, 2 mil a show. hated his whole team, milking him for money, dont care how he feel inside

he killed himself

that means more than anything any one of u guys could ever say

he killed himself he made a statement. 2 mil a show, every fucking night. killed himself. ya dont get it cuz ya basic bitch

Immolate
03-12-2019, 12:33 AM
im gonna retire.

im gonna let all the girls just go ahead and die like they would have if they never met me

does that make me someone who should go to hell? i think so a little bit

cuz i could help

but im giving up

and casting away

on a warm ocean

on a tropical island

not waiting on a purpose to rise

they say it's not becoming for a boy my age

Immolate
03-12-2019, 12:33 AM
UH OH,
MIKE
CHRIS

am i the asshole here

Immolate
03-12-2019, 12:34 AM
if i let all the girls go, and all my friends
then i have a life that i can live like a drunken king
all bills paid.
all booze
all local polish girls laid


forget about the women you said you'd never forget
forget about it

Immolate
03-12-2019, 12:35 AM
polish girl cook the chicken in -20F, baste it with an egg yolk.
asks her mom the missing ingredient

and i loved her

Immolate
03-12-2019, 12:39 AM
i was gonna delete this thread but apparently u cant delete shit here
Diode is a control freak faggot

White LGI
03-12-2019, 12:47 AM
Are you going to kill yourself?

Immolate
03-12-2019, 01:00 AM
lemme pour a drink right quick

Immolate
03-12-2019, 01:02 AM
na no way

if i was like 18 then yea

@ my age tho, where you already lived through the worst of it. na no way. even during my worst days i know that i'm better off than 99% of the world

and to throw that away, that'd be an honest to god sin

for me anyway. for a kid like me

Exis
03-12-2019, 02:56 AM
Your a fuckin' weirdo...

big baby
03-12-2019, 03:15 AM
shut the shit up u stoop shit head retard

Blas
03-12-2019, 05:46 AM
really cool stuff please continue to share

Exis
03-12-2019, 06:04 AM
Don't encourage crack heads to post more...

Sharp
03-12-2019, 06:34 AM
Immolate:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jQkxsEbnS4

Orc
03-12-2019, 04:39 PM
You’re cool and I fuck with your demeanor but please know I could take your girl with no effort

White LGI
03-12-2019, 05:09 PM
You’re cool and I fuck with your demeanor but please know I could take your girl with no effort

Bitches taking anybodies girl.....its common knowledge bud

Orc
03-12-2019, 05:18 PM
Bitches taking anybodies girl.....its common knowledge bud

Good one

uh-oh
03-12-2019, 10:00 PM
My nutsack is ridiculous now. Shaved my shit clean and realized the enormity of it, and realized how old it made me feel. I used to have a tight bag. Now its like a giant folded dress. 29 and dying bros.

Exis
03-13-2019, 02:18 AM
That's a real Ravens pep talk...

Chill Phil
03-13-2019, 02:37 AM
Yo...what the fuck happened to strikta?

Ghost1
03-13-2019, 02:05 PM
Word strik was top tier


Immolate was moderately interesting when I thought someone really raped his sister in front of him


Now he's just some trust fund drunk who thinks he's complex because he's depressed from drinking everyday. Top 5 least interesting people here tbc.

Immolate
03-13-2019, 10:45 PM
Word strik was top tier


Immolate was moderately interesting when I thought someone really raped his sister in front of him


Now he's just some trust fund drunk who thinks he's complex because he's depressed from drinking everyday. Top 5 least interesting people here tbc.

https://i.imgur.com/RsI9t.gif

White LGI
03-13-2019, 10:57 PM
My nutsack is ridiculous now. Shaved my shit clean and realized the enormity of it, and realized how old it made me feel. I used to have a tight bag. Now its like a giant folded dress. 29 and dying bros.

Word, my nuts are huge these days..i didnt realize it until i sat on my nuts last week at the dmv and that shit hurt like a 200 pound nigger sitting on my nuts

White LGI
03-13-2019, 10:58 PM
Word strik was top tier


Immolate was moderately interesting when I thought someone really raped his sister in front of him


Now he's just some trust fund drunk who thinks he's complex because he's depressed from drinking everyday. Top 5 least interesting people here tbc.


Whats a trust fund drunk

Immolate
03-13-2019, 10:58 PM
but honestly guys what is the point of life. i realized this week

i have to let the past go. & all the girls in the past, too.

and without the past, i dont know what im even doing. like

why

i mean

it's one thing to live. to live in a nice house, go fishing and hunting. is that
all there is?

honestly?

because that feels like something lacking

but at the same time

getting married and having kids is the scariest idea

uh oh what do u think :(

Immolate
03-13-2019, 10:59 PM
i turn 30 this year, mid life crisis time :(

White LGI
03-13-2019, 11:23 PM
Man shut the fuck up....

Immolate
03-13-2019, 11:39 PM
no, little guy


A lot of top guys have dark moods. That Winston Churchill drank a quart of brandy before breakfast. Napoleon, he was a moody fuck, too.

Immolate
03-13-2019, 11:44 PM
im gonna move again. i dont like it here. i met some girls and they ruined this house for me

THEY RUINED IT WITH THEIR WHORE SPIRIT

boof
03-14-2019, 12:31 AM
but honestly guys what is the point of life. i realized this week

i have to let the past go. & all the girls in the past, too.

and without the past, i dont know what im even doing. like

why

i mean

it's one thing to live. to live in a nice house, go fishing and hunting. is that
all there is?

honestly?

because that feels like something lacking

but at the same time

getting married and having kids is the scariest idea

uh oh what do u think :(

its to be useful, of service, to help out

this why u so empty

feeding off external power incessantly

Clout
03-14-2019, 01:09 AM
no, little guy


A lot of top guys have dark moods. That Winston Churchill drank a quart of brandy before breakfast. Napoleon, he was a moody fuck, too.

Whats wrong little man?

Immolate
03-14-2019, 01:16 AM
its to be useful, of service, to help out

this why u so empty

feeding off external power incessantly

well yea and no. my whole life i just wanted to help girls. start some broken womens shelters.


but i dont think i got it in me. but i have to find it

Immolate
03-14-2019, 01:17 AM
Whats wrong little man?

damn did u just use my own colloquial phrase against me? were you rubber while i was glue?

Clout
03-14-2019, 02:15 AM
damn did u just use my own colloquial phrase against me? were you rubber while i was glue?

What's wrong little american man

Exis
03-14-2019, 03:20 AM
Word strik was top tier

Lmfao @ top tier...Nigga was wack as fuck.

I'd rather read a Robranda verse than his woeful shit...& she an idiot.

Geno
03-14-2019, 04:21 AM
My nigga strik will drink your dads beer, smoke your brothers crack, shit on your wifes clit, brush his teeth with your sisters toothbrush, and then suck your moms titties. Da grimiest. Now Stfu pussy. You aint shit, like piss

Exis
03-14-2019, 04:31 AM
Let's agree to disagree you dick ridin' bitch...

Ghost1
03-14-2019, 06:26 AM
My nigga strik will drink your dads beer, smoke your brothers crack, shit on your wifes clit, brush his teeth with your sisters toothbrush, and then suck your moms titties. Da grimiest. Now Stfu pussy. You aint shit, like piss

LMFAO large facts

An finding out immo still in his late twenties ..... Even more underwhelming

Once u stop drinking urself into depression and reach emotional maturity at 32 u won't sound like a 16yr old woman anymore

Lol at IS THIS ALL THERE IS seeming like a rich epiphany to u lmaoooo literally hilarious

WRATH
03-14-2019, 09:24 AM
There is never enough

Cereal
03-14-2019, 10:10 AM
who is clarissa?

White LGI
03-14-2019, 11:04 AM
Let's agree to disagree you dick ridin' bitch...

Hows your son doing that you let people call nigger in front of you? Sofy ass bitch

uh-oh
03-14-2019, 12:14 PM
i turn 30 this year, mid life crisis time :(

IM SAYING THO

but word man there is no meaning. I discovered that when weed turned on me. All i do now is work and fill my mind with distractions so i dont burrow into holes of meaninglessness

I help ho's too. Seeking arrangements da god. They help me by emptying my balls. Some form of shame kicks in until i remind myself im.around10 years older than them and they know no one i know so at worst im just that giant savage who they gotta blow that pays their rent here and there

I had a brief stint of infatuation recently with an old broad. She was 35. I thought maybe this? Then she opened her yap enough to where i realized my balls had betrayed me. Sure she liked me. Sure she was banging for an old broad. But in the end i realized i wanted nothing more than to roam the wild plains unbridled

So word. I stick around cuz i want to see the end of game of thrones and the 2020 election cycle. Entertaining things. Also need everyone who is dumb enough to love me to die. Beyond that tho the only point to living is being eaten by a superior beast. So i will wander into india and become tiger shit. As it was meant to be.

I was thinking the other day the worst part of death has to be being dead. In the sense of society like in a hospital for instance, then a morgue, funeral home etc. I dont want humans around my dead body. I dont want to be found at all. Maybe the ocean. But nah i got feet.

Definitely the forest.

Also my nuts didnt get bigger. Just my sack. I feel like my dick is getting smaller tho. Its barely 7. I remember pushing 8. I wonder if its gunt fat. Also i got a lump under my ear behind my jaw. Im convinced its cancer in a lymph node. Not even sure what or where they are.

Ghost1
03-14-2019, 12:46 PM
Ur going to die in ur stupid fucking aptmnt if u don't start going to the Dr lol

Probably just a lymph node that got clogged when u were sick

Had one on the side of my neck removed a couple years ago to check for CANCER. No cancer obv.....but yeah ....Dr ...go there idiot

Or go be tiger shit. Probably best so that u don't continue to poison people with ur ideas of life.

Immolate
03-14-2019, 12:46 PM
i feel like my dicks getting bigger

if i die id just want my body to vanish. maybe i could rig some kinda automatic crematory or something with my programming skills and ill sell it to weirdos like u & me lmao

u could wear a chip that detects when your heart stops, then some robots come out and take your body and do whatever you want with it. chop it up and feed it to sharks & bears if u want, or just burn it

yall heard it here first. the future is now


as for the girls, im numb rn I CANT EVEN, JAMES

it'll all be alright, i just imagine myself at like age 50 living on some big ranch with 300 acres, and im just alone u know. no real friends. just some cows, roosters, goats, sheep and my border collie

and maybe some illegal girl that i let stay in the barn for work and sex

them old girls are kinda wild tho. they good tho for real. just gotta find a solid one. i like 55 year old chicks. i think i mentioned almost fucking a 45 year old and this girl says she can still get pregnant. im like ho, i only picked u up cuz i could bust in u raw

but yea

Pharaohs Army
03-14-2019, 12:50 PM
Also need everyone who is dumb enough to love me to die.

Immolate
03-14-2019, 12:50 PM
who is clarissa?

https://i.imgur.com/PN1kULa.png

LMFAO large facts

An finding out immo still in his late twenties ..... Even more underwhelming

Once u stop drinking urself into depression and reach emotional maturity at 32 u won't sound like a 16yr old woman anymore

Lol at IS THIS ALL THERE IS seeming like a rich epiphany to u lmaoooo literally hilarious

"and he said it like a revelation, 'rich people. they're just like us...but with money'" i botched that but it's from Hemingway's The Sun Also Rises.

lol @ 'reach emotional maturity at 32' u a funny guy

im ok thanks for asking


There is never enough

PancakeBrah
03-14-2019, 01:16 PM
thinks he's complex because he's depressed from drinking everyday.

This sounds like an awful way to live.

Diode
03-14-2019, 01:28 PM
i miss our dirt people and when geno wasnt trying to better himself

tim and greg where r uuuuuuuu

Ghost1
03-14-2019, 01:34 PM
This sounds like an awful way to live.

Jesus Dan

How haven't I connected this till now.

Immolate is Dan's black half minus personality.

Fucking quoting me Hemingway

Least he didn't suggest me gravity's rainbow. I'll fucking Kil.

Immolate
03-14-2019, 01:44 PM
lmao

you're such a loser dog. its like, insulting a bum.

you know those aggressive ass bums that chase you down and shit and you just wanna go off on them, just let loose

but then you're like

really, what can i do or say to a bum ass nigga


and when i say you're a bum i dont just mean money wise. you legit seem like an emotional loser. like sum fat kid somewheres who posts on incels

Ghost1
03-14-2019, 02:01 PM
I'm the emotional one lol

An idk wtf an incel is u fucking nerd ass fagot loooooool

We r super good my guy

I have zero interest in further discourse now that I have identified the one dimensional nature of ur existence

veritas
03-14-2019, 02:32 PM
One day this board will help those who are mentally ill become restored to sanity.

This is my dream.

uh-oh
03-14-2019, 05:55 PM
Ur going to die in ur stupid fucking aptmnt if u don't start going to the Dr lol

Probably just a lymph node that got clogged when u were sick

Had one on the side of my neck removed a couple years ago to check for CANCER. No cancer obv.....but yeah ....Dr ...go there idiot

Or go be tiger shit. Probably best so that u don't continue to poison people with ur ideas of life.

doctors are just a jew scheme doggy. they took your lymph node to wring the wop grease out of it so they could lube the coins in the pouches on there neck so they won't clink and draw attention to themselves. wake up

v knows

Geno
03-14-2019, 07:33 PM
The dirt person in me misses you to Diode

uh-oh
03-14-2019, 07:50 PM
dear diary.

monday i was fixing a dent. there was a high crease in a fender, like you pull the low spots out, and tap the high spots in to make it as straight as possible before using body filler to smooth it all out. anyways i was guiding my hammer taps with my left hand, like following the high crease, and i hit the tip of my finger.

murked it. whats crazy is its like next to no power involved. fenders are flimsy as shit nowadays. but literally the two inch little taps, i caught the very very tip of my middle finger. i keep my nails trimmed so i dunno there is maybe 2 millimeters? 3? of skin/meat above the nail if im looking at my hand. but that is what got pinched.

it turned into a big blood blister. i didn't pop it. let it chill. im pretty sure now its all just dead. its all hard now with no feeling and just black. i've shaved skin layers off of it assuming i would get down to the black layer. but i don't want to go deeper now, because since there is no feeling i feel like ima hit too deep on it. gonna just see if it eventually moves to the surface and fades off

White LGI
03-14-2019, 08:20 PM
dear diary.

monday i was fixing a dent. there was a high crease in a fender, like you pull the low spots out, and tap the high spots in to make it as straight as possible before using body filler to smooth it all out. anyways i was guiding my hammer taps with my left hand, like following the high crease, and i hit the tip of my finger.

murked it. whats crazy is its like next to no power involved. fenders are flimsy as shit nowadays. but literally the two inch little taps, i caught the very very tip of my middle finger. i keep my nails trimmed so i dunno there is maybe 2 millimeters? 3? of skin/meat above the nail if im looking at my hand. but that is what got pinched.

it turned into a big blood blister. i didn't pop it. let it chill. im pretty sure now its all just dead. its all hard now with no feeling and just black. i've shaved skin layers off of it assuming i would get down to the black layer. but i don't want to go deeper now, because since there is no feeling i feel like ima hit too deep on it. gonna just see if it eventually moves to the surface and fades off

From your picture you look like a c a c that should be drinking beer and fucking fat bitches in harley davidson jackets......from your post you seem like a c a c that is way to,smart to be fucking fat bitches in harley jackets but do it anyway because your a c a c

Exis
03-14-2019, 08:22 PM
Hows your son doing that you let people call nigger in front of you? Sofy ass bitch

I call nigga's in front of nigga's faggot...Plus he is half black after all.

White LGI
03-14-2019, 08:24 PM
I call nigga's in front of nigga's faggot...Plus he is half black after all.


Umm remind me what happen that day dude disrespected your son in your face and instead of confronting the dude you took your sons hand and walked him to buy his and his panties

Exis
03-14-2019, 09:58 PM
Lol @ panties...The comment was mud baby actually, not nigga & it was @ his school...Not gonna floor some fool there am I? I mean c'mon son, this is real life where there's consequences for that shit not a fuckin' rap board where you can mouth off behind a screen like the pussy you are smh.

White LGI
03-14-2019, 11:22 PM
Lol @ panties...The comment was mud baby actually, not nigga & it was @ his school...Not gonna floor some fool there am I? I mean c'mon son, this is real life where there's consequences for that shit not a fuckin' rap board where you can mouth off behind a screen like the pussy you are smh.

So a man calls your son a mud baby with you standing there and you do nothing? You sir are a faggot....

And the fact that he said it with you standing there means he already knew you were a faggot....so he either knows you and knew you were a pussy...or he sensed the fact that you are a bitch and his senses were proven correct bitch....

And you said that its real life and there are consequences for your actions...but there were no consequences for him calling your son a mud baby because you sir are a fucking soft ass bitch and was not man enough to issue the consequence to a man that disrespected your seed in your face and proved tp your son his father is a bitch...

P.S you sir are a soft ass bitch made disgrace

Miss Netcees
03-14-2019, 11:30 PM
Sound like someone feeling type of way
But look on bright side you have people who care about you my buddy <3
You need some love and attention

Exis
03-14-2019, 11:38 PM
Nah makes me the better person, I'm not gonna hit some dude in front of my child with 200 children around, 100 parents & 4 teachers on yard duty...Like I said there's consequences for shit like that...If I was do that, get arrested for assault & where does my child go? As a single parent with full custody he'd end up in the system...Why would any parent want them there? I'm not soft, I'll see him again on the street...Where I live is pretty small, I think before I react man & that's what your supposed do as a parent.You can call me what you want, it doesn't bother me in all seriousness...I've dealt with all this boardin' trollin' shit for two decades.

Exis
03-14-2019, 11:39 PM
Sound like someone feeling type of way
But look on bright side you have people who care about you my buddy <3
You some love and attention

Lol Silver made a new profile...

Miss Netcees
03-14-2019, 11:53 PM
Lol Silver made a new profile...

Um.......

Hello Exis, I hope you legit my pal.

bleak
03-14-2019, 11:57 PM
Sup DG how you been

Miss Netcees
03-14-2019, 11:59 PM
Sup DG how you been

Sup Bleak, I have been good how about you my love?

White LGI
03-15-2019, 12:02 AM
Nah makes me the better person, I'm not gonna hit some dude in front of my child with 200 children around, 100 parents & 4 teachers on yard duty...Like I said there's consequences for shit like that...If I was do that, get arrested for assault & where does my child go? As a single parent with full custody he'd end up in the system...Why would any parent want them there? I'm not soft, I'll see him again on the street...Where I live is pretty small, I think before I react man & that's what your supposed do as a parent.You can call me what you want, it doesn't bother me in all seriousness...I've dealt with all this boardin' trollin' shit for two decades.

So in other words...your a faggot?
.
Cool

Exis
03-15-2019, 02:25 AM
So in other words...your a faggot?
.
Cool

You is nigga, if you happy in your own skin I'm cool with that.

sral
03-15-2019, 03:22 AM
dear diary.

monday i was fixing a dent. there was a high crease in a fender, like you pull the low spots out, and tap the high spots in to make it as straight as possible before using body filler to smooth it all out. anyways i was guiding my hammer taps with my left hand, like following the high crease, and i hit the tip of my finger.

murked it. whats crazy is its like next to no power involved. fenders are flimsy as shit nowadays. but literally the two inch little taps, i caught the very very tip of my middle finger. i keep my nails trimmed so i dunno there is maybe 2 millimeters? 3? of skin/meat above the nail if im looking at my hand. but that is what got pinched.

it turned into a big blood blister. i didn't pop it. let it chill. im pretty sure now its all just dead. its all hard now with no feeling and just black. i've shaved skin layers off of it assuming i would get down to the black layer. but i don't want to go deeper now, because since there is no feeling i feel like ima hit too deep on it. gonna just see if it eventually moves to the surface and fades off

It usually does push to the end and then goes, takes about 6 weeks unfortunately but you should be good

If it’s under your thumbnail you could try heating up a paperclip - unfolding it, heat one end, then pushing it through the nail down to the black blister type thing and relieving the pressure. It would be like a miniature volcano, pressure under the thumbnail looking for a way out.

Strikta
03-15-2019, 05:30 PM
Who the fuck is this loser ass mf?

Blue Bayou
03-15-2019, 05:35 PM
Who the fuck is this loser ass mf?

You wanna lose in votes for a second time pussy??

uh-oh
03-15-2019, 06:10 PM
from here on out ive decided outside of fitteds and footwear im only buying clothes wholesale in bulk

RUMINATE ON THAT

37 pairs of multi colored champion basketball shorts
37 multi color t shirts
37 pairs of multi color baggy sweatpants

uhoh da god

yall still wear jeans and shit like a bunch of fucking dweebs

im out here generic as fuck tho but shit is clean

its like mtv cribs where they used to be like yea i wear these once and throw em out and as a poor hooligan your like wtf they're rich they only wear white tees once??? then you realize them shits are 1.37 cents if you buy 137 of them. thats a 3rd of the year. i pay more a day for v8's. fuck wearing clothes twice

im bout to sell my washer and dryer on craigslist brb

White LGI
03-15-2019, 06:23 PM
Rumi huh

veritas
03-15-2019, 06:33 PM
from here on out ive decided outside of fitteds and footwear im only buying clothes wholesale in bulk

RUMINATE ON THAT

37 pairs of multi colored champion basketball shorts
37 multi color t shirts
37 pairs of multi color baggy sweatpants

uhoh da god

yall still wear jeans and shit like a bunch of fucking dweebs

im out here generic as fuck tho but shit is clean

its like mtv cribs where they used to be like yea i wear these once and throw em out and as a poor hooligan your like wtf they're rich they only wear white tees once??? then you realize them shits are 1.37 cents if you buy 137 of them. thats a 3rd of the year. i pay more a day for v8's. fuck wearing clothes twice

im bout to sell my washer and dryer on craigslist brb

This is fair.

Immolate
03-16-2019, 12:41 AM
dear diary.

monday i was fixing a dent. there was a high crease in a fender, like you pull the low spots out, and tap the high spots in to make it as straight as possible before using body filler to smooth it all out. anyways i was guiding my hammer taps with my left hand, like following the high crease, and i hit the tip of my finger.

murked it. whats crazy is its like next to no power involved. fenders are flimsy as shit nowadays. but literally the two inch little taps, i caught the very very tip of my middle finger. i keep my nails trimmed so i dunno there is maybe 2 millimeters? 3? of skin/meat above the nail if im looking at my hand. but that is what got pinched.

it turned into a big blood blister. i didn't pop it. let it chill. im pretty sure now its all just dead. its all hard now with no feeling and just black. i've shaved skin layers off of it assuming i would get down to the black layer. but i don't want to go deeper now, because since there is no feeling i feel like ima hit too deep on it. gonna just see if it eventually moves to the surface and fades off

dear diary,

can't talk.


Ghost1

hope you feel better


also, i like what this thread turned into

Immolate
03-16-2019, 01:42 AM
he ded

Exis
03-16-2019, 05:13 AM
You wanna lose in votes for a second time pussy??

Bang Bang!...

Immolate
03-18-2019, 05:19 PM
yo fam you banned from my threads cuz u hella gay

in fact, why do u post in all my threads fagboy

IN FACT WHATS YO ADDRESS CUH

Immolate
03-18-2019, 05:25 PM
dear diary,

drinkin box wine https://i.imgur.com/7c8ifcS.jpg

smoking that sticky

feeling uninspired by hip hop rn. the last song i legit felt 100 on was '6IX9INE' which i just freestyled off the top at like 2 am while wasted. screaming and coming up with dope bars in split seconds


tbh i think i just need to make some slow ass country songs. music to get wasted on moonshine in the rural byways to, while u think of the jezebel from the plantation a few miles north

Immolate
03-18-2019, 05:26 PM
also i found out Zelda from Sabrina the teenage witch did some softcore porn.

heyooooo

Exis
03-18-2019, 06:20 PM
yo fam you banned from my threads cuz u hella gay

in fact, why do u post in all my threads fagboy

IN FACT WHATS YO ADDRESS CUH

Stfu pussy...

Chill Phil
03-19-2019, 06:22 AM
I'm unfamiliar with any dirt person besides strik. Well, I mean that in the posting grimey shit kind of way.

I'm feeling nostalgic as fuck right now...might spend a.couple hours looking for some of the posts that made me belly laugh.

You know niggas belly laugh, right?

uh-oh
03-19-2019, 06:29 AM
we thought it was more waving shirts and pacing back and forth in aisles laughter, but i'll take your word for it.

dear diary. ive been sick the past two days and had to take off work, and the stress of knowing nothing got done and im burying myself is destroying me

Immolate
03-19-2019, 04:24 PM
watched Ken Burns' Baseball, docu about baseball from 1890-1995. 19 hours of baseball history. sis bought me a new 50 inch tv, 4k. honestly i was kinda mad cuz i like to travel light but i did love it really. AMA.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/53f48efe5f48755c50b209c502164941/tumblr_mxgtjs9q9l1qalu9no1_1280.jpg

anyway. been thinking hard about life, hollywood, how hard i want to work vs how stressed out i get which makes me get loaded. do i want to be rich and dead or upper rural middle class and live forever, getting wasted and fishing and hunting or models and celebrities and more?

was seriously considering going to maine, just buying a 300 acre ranch. but that'd mean i'd have to work so hard. and i dont wanna. i already own a house in a nice place with forest and shit and i could just take my time and buy my neighbors houses and shit, realistically that's more my speed. one guy owns the two properties on either side of me

https://66.media.tumblr.com/4085b3da1d0d72608301a48d48aab582/tumblr_o2mjykG3Me1qalu9no1_1280.jpg

idk tho

my only regret right now is not having more booze. i got like one glass left, then ill have to pass out cuz my only alcoholic neighbor started a new job in the fucking mines or some shit that goes from 4pm to 2am

Immolate
03-19-2019, 04:38 PM
shout out to my last drink. fuck 12 for pulling me over and making me sleep in the drunk tank so now im too afraid to drive drunk to buy more booze like i did for so many years

DAMN YOU FOR MAKING ME PLAY IT SAFE

good news is chillable wine is $12/box. it's only 10%, you can get toasted like a soccer mom

https://66.media.tumblr.com/9898d1082607267a6ba1166a43b66541/tumblr_pmsgr7IRk11t2o28i_540.jpg

and be good in an hour. it's hard to get shitfaced on this stuff cuz it's so sugary

Diode
03-19-2019, 04:43 PM
shout out to my last drink. fuck 12 for pulling me over and making me sleep in the drunk tank so now im too afraid to drive drunk to buy more booze like i did for so many years

DAMN YOU FOR MAKING ME PLAY IT SAFE

good news is chillable wine is $12/box. it's only 10%, you can get toasted like a soccer mom

https://66.media.tumblr.com/9898d1082607267a6ba1166a43b66541/tumblr_pmsgr7IRk11t2o28i_540.jpg

and be good in an hour. it's hard to get shitfaced on this stuff cuz it's so sugary

i'd say is that who i think it is but i know it's a random tumblr

Immolate
03-19-2019, 04:54 PM
harbor ann,
take me as i am
a flame reduced to ash
laugh as my youth's taken from me

winter's day, am i in your way?
you press against my skin
all the flowery speeches ended fast
clinking glass

champagne made my head feel light and overcast
the stars

Immolate
03-19-2019, 04:55 PM
i'd say is that who i think it is but i know it's a random tumblr

right?

she does have that vibe tho that's why i picked that one

Immolate
03-21-2019, 12:39 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EX7vx0yedU

Immolate
03-21-2019, 12:40 AM
they say that good girls love bad guys and that might be :(

Immolate
03-21-2019, 12:55 AM
i guess this is it

https://66.media.tumblr.com/d975f3856dadf6eb1a8103fa99bf373a/tumblr_objb6h4C0U1rnx8mmo1_400.gif

@ ruh oh. r u ready

Immolate
03-21-2019, 12:56 AM
let's get ready to rumble


https://66.media.tumblr.com/38f71b60a82393ec6221441594d1e860/tumblr_pdnvhmEl6J1rofocqo1_1280.jpg


she says i dont love her
some day my pain will punch her
like her mothers lover
pillow talk til we're feeling smothered

Immolate
03-21-2019, 12:58 AM
https://66.media.tumblr.com/dd991e35503e8a6b12944500475fc814/tumblr_pnwwul425j1rj6lpxo1_1280.jpg

she didnt think my joke was funny but it was funny fuck her

Immolate
03-21-2019, 01:03 AM
Stfu pussy...
http://magaimg.net/img/7jdl.ng

thats a dude. yea. chick on top is a dude. the chick on bottom is riley reid. filmed this january. FAGGOT

fun fact: ur gay now

Immolate
03-21-2019, 01:05 AM
Riley Reid & Natalie Mars - Human (01.22.19) [2K HEVC] (346.96 MiB) next

Immolate
03-21-2019, 01:05 AM
no i couldnt fap to that

Immolate
03-21-2019, 01:05 AM
not yet anyway. not drunk enough yet. gimme 30 mins

El Muffin
03-21-2019, 04:14 AM
Immolate reminds me of myself kinda

Definitely some crek involved

Blas
03-21-2019, 04:39 AM
drugs confirmed in the mix

Immolate
03-21-2019, 12:13 PM
keep talkin boi imma pull up and do the jujitsu on u

https://i.imgur.com/sR08B.gif

veritas
03-21-2019, 12:36 PM
watched Ken Burns' Baseball, docu about baseball from 1890-1995. 19 hours of baseball history. sis bought me a new 50 inch tv, 4k. honestly i was kinda mad cuz i like to travel light but i did love it really. AMA.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/53f48efe5f48755c50b209c502164941/tumblr_mxgtjs9q9l1qalu9no1_1280.jpg

anyway. been thinking hard about life, hollywood, how hard i want to work vs how stressed out i get which makes me get loaded. do i want to be rich and dead or upper rural middle class and live forever, getting wasted and fishing and hunting or models and celebrities and more?

was seriously considering going to maine, just buying a 300 acre ranch. but that'd mean i'd have to work so hard. and i dont wanna. i already own a house in a nice place with forest and shit and i could just take my time and buy my neighbors houses and shit, realistically that's more my speed. one guy owns the two properties on either side of me

https://66.media.tumblr.com/4085b3da1d0d72608301a48d48aab582/tumblr_o2mjykG3Me1qalu9no1_1280.jpg

idk tho

my only regret right now is not having more booze. i got like one glass left, then ill have to pass out cuz my only alcoholic neighbor started a new job in the fucking mines or some shit that goes from 4pm to 2am

I chose the rural route.

Immolate
03-21-2019, 02:00 PM
Immolate reminds me of myself kinda

Definitely some crek involved

i only smoke weed and drink these days. i'm 30 now i'm a grown man yknow, responsibilitiesss

Diode did you sensor my tranny riley reed post? biggot

Mr. J
03-22-2019, 09:13 PM
what a fucking idiot