Week 1: Zelti vs Useless Z WINS

[Flow]

Week One

You all know the rules, but if you need reminding go look at the thread.

DUE THURSDAY

zelti
Useless

*The 1-2 league and it's mini LR league are one bar Vs one bar.*

[zelti]

Check
Useless saw you signed out, are you showing?

[Useless]

Check

[Useless]

Always tryna fight nika lol, step to me n get folded in two....
Best reassessories twin 9s coming out to put some more holes in u.

[zelti]

vs. Useless/Ronin aka For the Country


Over txt politics I’ll air u bruh. Socialism.. u & ur ppl can share the snub
Cuz as soon I leave foreign Country he’ll be screamin SOS like Venezuela does

[Flow]

Open for votes at Zs request,

Vote Zelph, thought this was a creative bar utilising current events. useless had a half concept but used a word that doesnt exist which killed his punch.

[Useless]

Plot zelti lemme put in the right bar. I grabbed the wrong one by accident

[zelti]

Plot zelti lemme put in the right bar. I grabbed the wrong one by accident

You can grab dis dick u stupid crackhead
Plot ban this guy

[Useless]

You can grab dis dick u stupid crackhead
Plot ban this guy

What a faggot

[Useless]

Then just forfeit the bitch to him

[Blue Bayou]

LMAO at the fact that Zelph is going to win with the oldest & most basic wordplay there is.. 'putting foreign' has been done a variety of ways, just using a current conflict country doesn't make it any less played.. good attempt with the tie ins but old ass concept

Ronin, well it's not even a word so not much else to say.. forced idea that can't work.. even if it was it's worded wrong, re asses or he's in slang would be fine, but re asses or these twin is a nahh

Vote - Z in a far cry from eithers best

[sral]

zelph easy to me

[Kill Spree]

Yeah useless fucked up here. Not even a word . Zelph took it

[zelti]

OPEN FOR VOTES

[Ghost1]

Idk wtf useless bar was lol

V mutant retard

[Blas]

not sure if useless used a word, the one lipped pig got this one unfortunately but my god was his bar also horrid

[DynamiCz]

Always tryna fight nika lol, step to me n get folded in two....
Best reassessories twin 9s coming out to put some more holes in u.

Think the wording is just horrible or maybe rushed here


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Over txt politics I’ll air u bruh. Socialism.. u & ur ppl can share the snub
Cuz as soon I leave foreign Country he’ll be screamin SOS like Venezuela does

Lol this was coo and overall just a better worded bar


V-Zelph

[BodySnatcher]

LOL....say what? Useless, just quit Brodie. reassessories? LMAO, my computer keeps correcting me like Nah nigga that ain't right. Is this what you tryin to say? LMAO...You prolly should just quit this & go back to saying nigger on PS4 as you told me on RB, right?

I'm faded!!! Like why do you even try to write, I mean obviously you don't. Come on chief it's time to hang up that Useless user name lil guy.

Anyways vote Z...for a nice bar with multiple tie-ins. Good shit.

[Suthaveli]

Mvgt- zelti

Chugga chugga choose choo

[Plot]

Yeah Zelph got this one.
reassessories might be a word, like to reorder accessories, but nah.
Zelph with tha current ish

[White LGI]

I once remember a time when


Man fuck that useless u suck

Vote the other guy

[King]

i got zelph with a cleaner punch. wasnt crazy about useless' wp

[Flow]

Zelph wins 12 0