LR Wk 2: Zeilti Vs Blas - Zelph wins

[Kill Spree]

LIGHTNING ROUND
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zelti Blas

[Blas]

1lip & hideous.. hits up escorts & to fuck ur literally BEGGING the slut
bitches aren't ever saying hazel no WONDER he's never getting his nut

[zelti]

Since you love Barcotic so much..


I’ll kill this fag w/ style, apparel tag ur whole body then blam ur idol
After that I’m puttin two 2’s around your waist.. lets plan your dance recital

[Sharp]

I like the idea behind hazel but it doesn't work in my accent. I know you're from New England so idk how it sounds in different dialects, but it doesn't work for me. Two 2s is pretty meh, but hazel just sounds like haze'll to me

V/zelph

[DynamiCz]

1lip & hideous.. hits up escorts & to fuck ur literally BEGGING the slut
bitches aren't ever saying hazel no WONDER he's never getting his nut

I see where you was going with it, yeah the concept is cool, but the hazel is kinda a reach especially the way i pronounce it


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I’ll kill this fag w/ style, apparel tag ur whole body then blam ur idol
After that I’m puttin two 2’s around your waist.. lets plan your dance recital


This was ok, dance recital concept I seen before, but overall it's cool just takes the impact of the bar down a bit


I got Zelph on this one, props to both

V-Zelph

[Real Spit]

Blas.. I feel like some type of "eyes" tie in w/the setup would have really sold this one.. instead it ends up being a slightly offensive poke in the ribs.. i.e. girls don't say "heyyyy Zel" - that's the impression I get from it.. not very hard hitting, and without an additional tie in to sell the hazel part it's not as creative as it could be, but not bad and it does work w/ just the nut tie in. Overall, a good punch that could have been better.

Zelti.. never seen a tutu play and never would have imagined it being used in a battle, props for pulling that off without it being gay as fuck. The "a pair'll" tie in works well, both had some creativity, but your punch was harder than Blas' punch IMO due to the threat of violence, so for that, you get the vote

v/ Zel

[Dominate]

Hazel/hey zel is a little stretched with where the emphasis sits, but not so far I can't fuck with it. It's a decent bar.

Two 2s/tutus isn't the freshest or most creative wordplay and neither is a pair'll/apparrell, but the the way those two wordplays fit together here is impressive IMO - apparel with tutus and a pair'll with two 2s. Yup. Pretty good.

V/ Zel

[Blue Bayou]

Yeah I pronounce it haze'll but it's not that big a stretch tbh, it works and was pretty funny

I did a tutu bar against two drop last year.. but this was diff and cool.. the played apparel wordplay in the setup wasn't needed, but I like the swag way you went about wording the punch.. first read I thought it was soft but reading again I think it's a cool non chalant way of execution

I think this is quite close, I have Z edging it with the twist on the way he delivered the punch.. props to both

Z edged it

[Suthaveli]

The idea of blas bar was dope. I feel the setup messed it up. The ex on the punch wasn't bad at all. The set up is what messed it up.

I like zel tutu line. Whole bar made sense this time. Dope ties.

Mvgt-zelti

[Kill Spree]

So... haze’ll is how I pronounce it but it’s a slight stretch still give you creativity points.. I just wasn’t a fan of your punch. It was funny but could have been harsher


Zelphs bar I get two 2’s/tutu play but you say “after I put it around your waist” like your strapping blas up? Dressing him? Then your going to plan his dance?

PM me because this isn’t worded right....

I’ll come back and finish voting. Smh

[Blas]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Kill Spree]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What’s wrong

[Destroyer]

Also have the creature here
Why is this still open tho?
It’s a landslide

[Blas]

agreed, close it. his bar was too dope tbh. gg zelph

[Kill Spree]

Sorry blas you were robbed

Zelph wins