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Sharp
04-18-2019, 02:15 PM
Zunto decides the winner
seth Flow Suthaveli Innovator Dregs Dominate joog bleak Resin M-I-C let's goooo

Ya honeydew'n ya dirty. I try to keep her off my dick but it's no use
She travels with me while you cantaloupe wither like rotting produce


5/5 -Zunto

Flow
04-18-2019, 03:13 PM
I’m kinda of a big dill so doughnut take me lightly
I’ll be Jalepono business, means you get the fire work if you fight me


5/5 -Zunto

Flow
04-18-2019, 03:32 PM
your wordplay took me so long to get i burnt my fucking food son
i was like, ingreed he ant? greedy ents? "oh fuck the Artichokes on"!


0/5 -Zunto

Flow
04-18-2019, 03:45 PM
Does it have to be barcotic wordplay, can i not just roast his wordplay?

Dudes in the closest about his serious D thirst
couldnt mention an Indian bachelor without pulling off his Tees first


0/5 -Zunto

Blue Bayou
04-18-2019, 03:54 PM
ya bitch warmed me up w/ a handy prior to me poundin her vag in
right before my ‘D wrecked’er Box’ that Arm Was Comin Down for some Action


1/5 -Zunto

Ghost1
04-18-2019, 04:09 PM
ill piss thru a glock nine wreck and gash
onamomillpeea have her making sound effects like SPLASH


0/5 -Zunto

Blue Bayou
04-18-2019, 04:19 PM
maybe bags thinks your dope?! i know there's been talk of some beefin'
it's possible hemophilia...but either way there'll be no stoppin the bleedin


1/5 -Zunto

Blue Bayou
04-18-2019, 04:22 PM
my last girl was experimental...loved all kinds of savage stuff
if your ex spare a mint, your breathe was awful & kissing you was bad enough


3/5 -Zunto

Blas
04-18-2019, 04:33 PM
let da ting blast, who is u? dom and blue yea my crew is cool
glock turns him to a puddle at my feet he's just a SUPER STEW


0/5 -Zunto

Suthaveli
04-18-2019, 09:21 PM
Bullets hit like MMA strikers. They'll turn you to goo, so simple
The Shoguns Rule a must in my hood, hitting you as hard as his kicks to temple


4/5 -Zunto

Suthaveli
04-18-2019, 09:30 PM
I carry that heat like the NOLA. You ain't poppin the Taurus, your kill lvls on virgin
So quit feeding us ya gun jam/bull lie ya chicken & you'll end up as salty as that rice zataran version


5/5 -Zunto

Inno
04-18-2019, 09:50 PM
Ayo I take it, yah girl call me the pussy thief
AMA keep it short, I go so balls deep she can hardly brief.


1/5 -Zunto

bleak
04-18-2019, 11:29 PM
Yall dont want it. I leaned back and sat comfy.
Come get Some, all ya paper thin as a kid from that country.


4/5 -Zunto

Blas
04-19-2019, 01:09 AM
i'm still blasting tingz, yo. u'll burn ya spits are waaaack
call me goo goo gadget cuz all these tools will turn you into that


0/5 -Zunto

Sharp
04-19-2019, 07:47 AM
Killing Spree I think you meant to post here?

Comin after your girl. Dressed warmly in outerwear
Finger on the Trigg, her best bet is to twinkle toes outta there


4/5 -Zunto

Sharp
04-19-2019, 07:59 AM
Fuck your whole crew. Ima light a blunt n smack em to Malaysia
Equipped to knock your whole rasta-far-I got bat the size of Jamaica


0/5 -Zunto

Sharp
04-19-2019, 08:02 AM
You married faggits gonna get it. My plans for you are sinister
I'll make your wife such a Wido, doe, she could be Malaysia's prime minister


5/5 -Zunto

Ghost1
04-19-2019, 08:16 AM
I'll have sex with a revolver...then make scary voices
Don't give a fuck how u acumen make terrible choices


5/5 -Zunto

Zaddy
04-19-2019, 08:19 AM
u’ll gt wrecked by a hook. hit ur girl up n timed how long she dun took
wna watcha move, ayy? if I knw she’d wna Netflix enchilada became a Mexican cook


5/5 -Zunto

Suthaveli
04-19-2019, 08:56 AM
My guy, I stay w. da ox. Watch how it slashes across ya chest w.force yo..
Shit'll be dragging upper cuts til it bleeds out & scars like Ryu special on Sagats torso


0/5 -Zunto

Maximus
04-19-2019, 12:38 PM
hoes dump him, been a virgin for years, plus this guy can't rap for shit
losing streak is Long Standing, two words girls never use to describe his flaccid dick


0/5 -Zunto

Suthaveli
04-19-2019, 01:54 PM
Ello? Can you hear me, bish? Ya dry af. Come on dood, is this on!?
I said, I'm trying to take splash in ya pussy, but not gonna sit here waiting on uterus pond


0/5 -Zunto

Saint
04-19-2019, 02:26 PM
your face in my footprints. mike creep w the pound
stomp the piss outchya til Urinary Tract I leave on the ground


5/5 -Zunto

Maximus
04-19-2019, 04:14 PM
destroying everything on my path when i attack, i'm wrecking lame clowns
slam you through a building's walls so hard, the Rueful Collapse like depressing breakdowns


5/5 -Zunto

Maximus
04-19-2019, 04:39 PM
get served and humbled with no remorse cause my ways are dark
once i give you that work, we'll see you put in your place like organization charts


0/5 -Zunto

Diablo
04-19-2019, 06:32 PM
let da ting blast, who is u? dom and blue yea my crew is cool
glock turns him to a puddle at my feet he's just a SUPER STEW


0/5 -Zunto

turn a bitch to a puddle at my feet like Alex Mack

nickelodeon bars

josh s
04-20-2019, 02:28 AM
y'all faggots married to this text shit and much to loud
only way to Enola Gay marriage is with a mushroom cloud


4/5 -Zunto

Dominate
04-20-2019, 03:00 AM
Zunto don’t deserve attention. His soul’s saggin. No swaggin
Won’t see the mod-earn-eyes ... I call that old fashioned


3/5 -Zunto

Dominate
04-20-2019, 03:32 AM
I’ll spark w. the heat until his arc is complete
He’ll stop talking. Dog walking: you gonna see Bark with the lead


5/5 -Zunto

Saint
04-20-2019, 03:52 AM
zelph vs barc a fruitless labor. I'm 1-0, now ur losing favor
even if Urea Ply urself ... ya text is still waste produced on paper


5/5 -Zunto

Dominate
04-20-2019, 04:13 AM
I’ll fap w the heat until he get slapped in the sheets
Richard Dean Anderson w triple cheese hamburgers. He just an actor w beef


0/5 -Zunto

Maximus
04-20-2019, 05:25 AM
no contest, i'm topnotch not basic.. steadily dropping these lame men
y'all tag-along to compete? i'm steamrolling over the sett like cobblestone paving


0/5 -Zunto

Maximus
04-20-2019, 05:40 AM
zelph vs barc a fruitless labor. I'm 1-0, now ur losing favor
even if Urea Ply urself ... ya text is still waste produced on paper


5/5 -Zunto
talking gangsta but them votes got you crying, its not commendable
straight up you're a bitch, we'll always see you whine Dregs like alcohol residues


3/5 -Zunto

Dominate
04-20-2019, 07:32 AM
I'm the realest yo. Got the biggest blows to get him toast
Either it's the cigarettes another gun. Either way he's gettin smoked


5/5 -Zunto

Saint
04-20-2019, 07:53 AM
Milfs call me magic mike. Tellin me STRIP the ass is so great
You'd think it's a mens urinal way i got 1's shaking over the cakes


0/5 -Zunto

Maximus
04-20-2019, 08:08 AM
fuck y'all, cant touch my style.. im taking this easily
Sharp with the Flow and i Dominate, aint no way them 3 emcees seeing me


0/5 -Zunto

Maximus
04-20-2019, 08:22 AM
your face in my footprints. mike creep w the pound
stomp the piss outchya til Urinary Tract I leave on the ground


5/5 -Zunto

Milfs call me magic mike. Tellin me STRIP the ass is so great
You'd think it's a mens urinal way i got 1's shaking over the cakes

zelph vs barc a fruitless labor. I'm 1-0, now ur losing favor
even if Urea Ply urself ... ya text is still waste produced on paper


5/5 -Zunto
wtf, really?

forced wordplays is all you got bro, no one thinks your shit's raw
coming with all that urine nonsense but at best those bars are piss poor


0/5 -Zunto

Saint
04-20-2019, 08:30 AM
can somebody ban this idiot?

grab a hanky fast, u'll be cryin when ur sister displays her ass
way ur Cisterns me on stream enough tears to fill Water Tanks of that


5/5 -Zunto

Sharp
04-20-2019, 08:56 AM
I'm the literal best at gunbars. That what any guy'll say
Working the cans like a grown man.. When you 'kick the can' its just child's play


0/5 -Zunto

Sharp
04-20-2019, 10:01 AM
Yall fucked up taking me on. Nothing but dunbasses n stoners
I got Tucson off shotguns for the next punk to step in the 'Error zone, eh'?


4/5 -Zunto

Saint
04-20-2019, 10:16 AM
Man ya kno me. Danielle Bregoli in the field on ma job
See how Bhad Barbie... When ya'll cash me outside - mowing lawns


5/5 -Zunto

Resin M-I-C
04-20-2019, 12:05 PM
ur mom gives knowledge, her lip’s spreading for fame
this new role logical for her.. she gives the best head in the game

*double finger pistols*


0/5 -Zunto

Resin M-I-C
04-20-2019, 12:15 PM
yo u a tranny.. u got me laughin b
ur gender is a more confusing check off his/her than police academy


4/5 -Zunto

Suthaveli
04-20-2019, 12:32 PM
This shark tatt comes alive to kill these fiends hopes
You guppies are like a fish outta water so think UFC when we see the gill of teens choke


4/5 -Zunto

Zaddy
04-20-2019, 01:17 PM
CLOSES TONIGHT!

Dominate
04-20-2019, 05:18 PM
If I’m feeling his wrath understand I feel happy and cuddled
What he need to under Stannis if he feeling Baratheon trouble


5/5 -Zunto

Dominate
04-20-2019, 05:26 PM
There’s a notch on my belt for every time that I served clowns
I’ll make another Notch re Dom like rebuilding the one that burnt down


0/5 -Zunto

Dominate
04-20-2019, 05:34 PM
I’m strong at tax time. Dom is THAT guy.
Have em pushing: up day Zs like campaigning for longer nap times


0/5 -Zunto

Maximus
04-20-2019, 05:56 PM
its nasty when i smash your face in with your broken bones, catch this wreck
rip out your scapula, slam it on your snout, that's a blade on a nose like bayonets


0/5 -Zunto

HINT: You’ve been dropping dope shit but you’re being rated on how “barcotic” your bar is.

Maximus
04-20-2019, 06:10 PM
these cats are wack as fuck but my substance is iller
what y'all write is like the Lorem Ipsum placeholder, nothing but fillers


0/5 -Zunto

Maximus
04-20-2019, 06:32 PM
knock your brains out for real, it's gonna hurt certainly
uppercuts will leave your temple ajar with the organs missing like church burglary


0/5 -Zunto

Saint
04-20-2019, 07:23 PM
You minibar, not rly hard. drinking game - i'll rock ya mouth
they Satelite one next to me ... so i'll Dish out this beating on the house


1/5 -Zunto

Saint
04-20-2019, 07:54 PM
Catch bar w/ a spanish mami callin me papi. that back is bare
She got a big rack - V Tapered shape... That's what i call Lat in Flair!


4/5 -Zunto

Sharp
04-20-2019, 08:25 PM
For thinking you can hang with me I'll make ya disappear dude
Bitch your number's up. No trace like a Mexican counting to 2


5/5 -Zunto

Sharp
04-20-2019, 08:46 PM
I'd kick your ass easy. Blindfold me and you still wouldn't be fine man
Get you with a Strahan. It'll look like a you got hit by a defensive lineman


2/5 -Zunto

Saint
04-20-2019, 09:31 PM
vs me:

boyfriend loves to wrestle shirts out u. says u have a hot lil bod bro
If Inf in a tee war ... it's being 'taken off his hands'; gauntlet from thanos


5/5 -Zunto

Saint
04-20-2019, 09:47 PM
shark on my arm in place. talk shit & a fist fly across ur face
bitch dont like the ink i Jabberjaw... then have my tat solve the case


0/5 -Zunto

Zaddy
04-20-2019, 10:08 PM
CLOSED - WINNER WILL BE ANNOUNCED IN TOMORROWS MAG