Zunto (0-0) vs. Blue Bayou (0-0) - DOUBLE DQ

[Zaddy]

Rules

Due Dates:

Verses are due Thursday and will be open until Sunday.
Battles that lack votes may close later.
One sided battles may get closed early.
Extensions are 24 hours


Line Limit:

Minimum of 10, maximum of 16
If not agreed upon, second drop must match length of the first.

Check ins are encouraged but not mandatory. Also, swaying/biting/recycling is a DQ

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COMPLETE RULE THREAD:

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=140091


Blue Bayou

[Blue Bayou]

As discussed I'm going 80

[Zaddy]

Lol you’ll be disappointed if you do that.

10-16, match.

[Blue Bayou]

Zelph aka Zunto and For Battling.

Everyone's favorite half cop half park ranger whose top lip is still in his mother's womb..



lookin like you wear a toupee. you gay? your style is a bummer to me
not only is that Side-Part a bad look, you playin that to Allen is one for the league
why do you @ me in every thread talkin all that disrespect?!
you need to worry less about Lip-Service & find one that can fix your cleft
my glock this, my gat that - these gun drops only serve to hurt you friend
those ‘All Cap’ bars miiiight be threatening if you didn’t lose to a verse of them (http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=139200)
can’t stop pissin n’ moanin, every video blog he’s proven to yell
doesn’t just let his emotions get the best of him...he lets baby verses do it as well
squidward shooting simba won’t get you votes so prepare ya head
if we say you won-Z, we’re mocking the Disney Pajamas that you wear to bed
on RB i beasted a key, you DUCKED but you’re still beefin w/ me?!
c’monn Z you know that’s a Cop-Out...like what we all wanna see in this league
never sold a drug in your life. quit claimin that ya section is hard..
if ur Trafficking you got demoted to wearin’ little white gloves while directin some cars
rent a cop send a shot over coke?! nahhh we know this boy isn’t vicious
only thing he’s Peddling is a state issued bicycle while handing out loitering tickets
get the casket ready, this manifold when i shoot two thru his ribs
this Copies gettin’ Lit-Up then a top’ll close on em...no duplicate prints
if Zelph gets at me in the street & starts actin wild w/ K’s drawn..
i’m Homonym w/ Pistols. like cans, nines & every other word his style is based on
always bashin’ wordplay, hate every bar unless there’s chrome n’ 9 rounds
well i’m sendin shots to your dome – you’ll have no problem w/ an open mind now
things you write are insane. top tier? something isn't right w/ ur brain
i woulda had you Darren Till you created more trash than the fighter in Spain
won't make it out the 1st round so let this be a lesson to him
one Hook, its over Period...i’m reallllly starting to Question his chin
we can war w/ K's n’ grips - i’ll run up on you w/ a gauge n flip
tomorrow when everyone says your MIA, they aint talkin’ ur location bitch
jumpin up & down for week 1 like you got a cool demenour
its funny. if NC thinks you’re fired up now just wait until i pull the trigger
i woke up to a wife & sunrise. that orange sky was tough to miss
you woke up to a horizon n’ she had boils on her face & no upper lip
that’s FACTS...girls don’t look your way or wanna give you the coochie
any bitch sayin Hazy’s describing her mindstate since you slipped her a roofie
& when a hot chick is on the prowl shes never sayin Zun’s a target
if a bitch is giving For-Head…TRUST ME, she has an even bigger one then Karpis
one time u DID get pussy, but she was over 300 pounds of fat..
^that’s not a LiPo. bitch looked like she needed AT LEAST three rounds of that
your an insecure fuck boy. best friend NO DOUBT is your mommy
& since ur favorite colour is Pink Ranger it’s only right i take you out w/ a Tommy
it’s not that i think you’re an annoying type of cat..
you get under my skin for the simple fact all you do in a fight is scratch
how does his wack shit win? why you dudes give this loser shine?!
i swear Degeneres Breakdowns he gets are slowly causing Ellen to lose her mind
won’t hear me complain of stick clique votes while this match is up
any talk accrue votes is stupid, i’ll be doin’ that regardless cuz your wack as fuck
kill you in frunna ya fam cuz i’m never out a night w/ no blade
run in ya house w/ the switch – i’ll have you Stuck in ya Crib like a Snow Day
what i’ve saids legit. i’m here to show em what a menace is
blade in his ribs – he’ll feel steel ‘Run along the Cage’ like a Pettis Kick
i drew first & i aired your vitals, couldn’t save you w/ some prayers & bibles
sorry Copulate...ironic since there’s no woman in the world that’d bare your child
this inbred thinks he’s Mike but he’s never left the ground in amazement
wanna see this Podunk you’ll have to visit the buttfuck town he was raised in
i’m on a murderous spree, you’ll die as i’m merkin your spleen
& as your life Enzyme lookin forward to coroners taking urs from the scene
tell me i’m washed up & no longer got the power n’ flow..
you’re right Zelph, i’m on my last leg...i ate your left one hoursss ago
plus your place is a dump, the worst of the whole block that it’s in
talk about Pad Work needed…ur Rocky the first time he ever walked in the gym
smoke you on ur own turf, maddd rounds when i’m bustin some shots
not gunna Populace…i’m Surveying the Land & my Censes ur endin’ up in a Box
fuck the bars you’ve written, you leaving here w/ a scars a given
Scythe thru ur temple w/ sharp precision. i’ll ‘Pick ya Brain’ like advice on a hard decision
claim your ruthless bro, you talk of off-shore accounts but it’s stupid tho
closest u’ve come to Money Laundering is change in ya pocket when u do a load
we can get at it w/ K’s. i’ll ‘lay you down’ once the matic is sprayed
entire crew – ya whole Sectional get ripped apart like i added a Chaise
don’t care if you get up early in votes you can drop your bars & try me
cuz i know i’ll turn the tide... up knot around ur neck so hard your eyes bleed
watch shit get savage, grips n’ matics…fuck words w/ you man
send so much led your way you & every ‘buy standardize’ like a purchased exam
i’ve marked the bitch, run up on em & i’ll spark the clip..
doesn't matter where Foregoes. shots to the chest guarantee his heart will Quit
should’ve walked away, this guy stepped in and got smoked
beam was on em - had more dots connectin to a body then a Sinacog vote
has to dine n’ dash cuz he's broke, kids bank account is too small
when it comes to A Tabby's Runnin Away...fitting since he’s about to lose dawgs
think you got jokes but real talk man ya schemes is wack..
i’m more into dry humour...it’ll be funny as hell when i bleed you that
no lactose intolerance - the way he wheels thru cheese it astounds
but Soil still be in his mouth forever...it’s inevitable six feet in the ground
accepting this battle is grave, your wack af so its hopeless to spit
& while the decision Waze on you. i hope the traffic app sends you over a cliff
i pull birds cuz i’m smooth af -but not no lip, this punks a disgrace
forget striking up conversation, he tells girls give me action or get punched in the face
you'll die over board issues, no one’s discussin all the text there is
there’s an elephant in the room. & i'm mounting ur head on the wall next to his
you want a rap career?! after seein that video im gunna laugh for years
YOU of all ppl didn’t get my Stick line?! you’re literally the biggest Cracker here
but i ain’t stressin i’m sittin back while Corona is cracked
fuck any props Forgotten. i GAURENTEE a year from now his whole persona is that
front like a big asshole but pics prove you isn’t brolic bitch
in reality ur ‘short n sweet’. now write a speech of that nature & call it quits
keep poppin cans n’ grips, you’re too weak to withstand some hits
i just dropped 100. like you will end of the season when i champ this bitch


that was fun...100 FTC!

[Zaddy]

Blue just PMed me that his mom had a stroke, damn..

Piped his wife, should see the way she rides it brother
like no other.. even told me I’ve got a better stroke game than Blue Bayou’s mother
While u were in the dungeon, headphones on..keystroking 100 lines on Zelph
She was in the living room, Destro’ke mom - arm in the air reachin’ for help
Deadbeat son, thought that you won? You almost made ur mother die dude
I hope we meet eye to eye soon.. now ur moms reading ur wp’s worse than I do
How’s it feel? Knowing ur stupid mom is equivalent to a lemon peel
Bat chair lore is real, shit turned her into Timmayyyy w/ Canadian wheels
I’m a thug - THATS LEGIT, if I see her in the street I’m muggin that bitch
Now all she knows is sign language.. Cred’s tryin to figure out whether she’s blood or she’s crip
Fucked her into a coma. Now that slut is diminished
Stroke had a slurping noise, shit sound like the caprisun was finished
Leave her brain dead, she slurred cartoon gunbars as she was gettin railed
Ratchet gave her the vegan diet.. Welcome the newest addition on Veggie Tales
The lord taketh the bitch who was destined to be a lab rat
Computerized wheel chair, now Stephen Hawkings’ Tryna get his swag back
This is played. ur mom only wanted a break - not a stroke
Reciting your wordplay to her left in a vegetable state - that’s not a joke
You were on RB posting 40 against King, didn’t hear the telephone ring?
Dropping a verse on time literally put ur moms life on the line...and you didn’t even win
Every nut i wanted to bust, I let the whore have em
She kept convulsing while ridin my dick, I mistook her stroke for an orgasm
Spending all your hating on Zelph simply added all the shame on yourself
No luck for ya moms, now she’s “living” her last days inactive on the shelf
I spray the cans! Bullets stomppin ur mother like a cadence fam
can’t teacher shit, her speech could use a bit more Praxis like the state exam
This is all your fault - you a dummy. Read all of those lines - shit was bummy
Life is ugly, now ur feeding ur ma thru a machine like the Tamagachi is hungry
Everything u do is foul, how tf is this dude allowed?
Fucked ur momma, then got rid of the rotten white like a root canal
Now u live a stressed life. Taking care of a useless mother feels like death right?
Got ur wife on the next flight, you’ll just have to jerkoff to barc wordplay w uh-ohs fleshlight
You always lose when u write. Docs gave u relief when they said ur mother survived
This is a battle of good vs evil, and I’m DQing god for not ending her life
I’ve got a redneck who’s str8 dog shit. He’s packin’ cancer a raw lip
Yackin in a bucket fulla brown shit, literally left ur mom in the hoss piss
If the led’s the resort, I’ll blow the head off this whore
Then point a tec to her core, shit droppin more everyday like Finnys credit report
My boardings’ shady, blues mother is the poorest lady
The next alias she makes will be Destroyers stillborn bab
I’ll dog this bloke. Best believe his moms a joke
Wonder why she had the stroke? I literally gave her allllll the smoke
You’re a jerk. Chose ur mother after wordplay like damn what’s it worth?
Now the only way she can speak is in codes, shit sounds like a barcotic verse
Thought she was a strong woman. Yeaaaa ok...we knw she’s the weakest hoe
You told her you’d love her till her dying day.. guess that shit ended a week ago
I blast 9’s. & I’ll make sure your mothers death is aired during halftime
Ironic how you were able to post 100 rate after your mother almost flatlined
Didn’t read ur verse, trust me I know it hurts iight dude
Hands down you’re completely dead to me, almost thought u were momma bayou
But the last thing you wanted was your momma by you
& if your dumbass wife knew what kinda Man U were she’d wna die too
You always talk about dicks - you’re in a gay marriage bruh
Now your mom ghost rides the whip like she’s in the Bay Area
I ain’t wit the weak shit, homie I blast mines
Silencer on the Bucks.. shit had ur momma quiet like Ja Rule fans at halftime
Wish you would die. Don’t agree? Well it’s an eye for an eye
One stroke in an old bitch is all it took to make Canada Dry
U thought he had the charm? Good grief you were wrong
Tell me, what’s a good wordplay for “I really hate my mom”
This shits a bonus. When u leave a mess ur expected to own it
Ur mom literally had a stir-oak on barc like having sex with Cronus
Had ur mom thinking bout death as the led pump u
She was making weird faces & hand gestures like Craig’s uncle
They asked who wants to kill blues family & I was the first one
A legend? Only the worst one. She kinda realized that she had a dirtsun
Blue was never a good son. Always was a bad kid
And gods payback was to stroke ur mom better than ur dad did
Neck snapper. I’ll watch the led clapper & leave her dead after
Tecs blast her, one clip never had a blue mother turnin red faster
Y’all thought he was really checkin me? Whole fam’ll get a wreckin’ b
Blue never allows extensions, & neither does his mothers life expectancy
You could use some more praxis. Listen to how we’ll leave ur mom dead
That bitch was reachin for so many angles I thought she was an RB head
Tell that slut when she’s suckin me to keep her mouth closed
Who woulda thought that a hospital gown would turn into house clothes
If I learned one thing here it was that ur momma gives the best head
& if u wna be the greatest textee u’ve gotta put ur mother on her death bed
When u said u had family problems we knew it musta hurt
But how the fuck do u leave ur mother alone in a hospital jus so u cud drop a verse?
As a kid I was taught respect, dignity, honor...
You’re mimicking what you saw as a kid & left ur mom alone just like ur father
I swear to god you better be an atheist, if Jesus saw this he’d disown you
You kicked your stroke of a mother out the crib and you live in her home too
He thought he took care of his mom? That’s a lie u were sharin’...
“As soon as she had the stroke I showed I was caring!”....yeah and bags is a good parent
You got married then ur wife left cause u were too addicted to text
Your mom literally pulled so many strings for that wedding.. who knew she’d pull a stroke next
You’re the reason why I break necks. When I see you it’s an eye for an eye
I’ll look your mother in her droopy face and read her this battle as I watch her die
What’s the bitch cookin tonight? Nothing unless there’s a hoax involved
Last thing u saw was her cutting my sandwich until she was makin stroken off
Let this be the last time you ever address me
Stroke ur moms then leave her numb body on ice, Wayne Gretzky
Then I’m leaving her permanently handicapped cause I’m violent
You’ll see me place a stick on each limb like the Family Guy pirate
& we know you lie about those fancy Porsche’s & dandy doormen
The only thing ur mothers stroke brought you closer to was her family fortune
If I’m stroking your mom I’m not just givin her this big dick
Cause The way she was kickin the bucket round the crew I thought she was Stick Clique



100 you dumb bitch I hope your mother is proud of her rotten fagit son in her permanent saggy face stillborn baby figure. You literally let your mother wither away while you left her at the hospital by herself so you can text battle. Fuckin dirt foh

[Suthaveli]

Holy. Fuck.
Goooonnnee!

[Inno]

Good lord text is back yall

[~RustyGunZ~]

editing vote in soon

need to reread but cot damn we got a barn burner

[BodySnatcher]

My vote can be edited in here if Blue allows it LOLOL.

[Blue Bayou]

My vote can be edited in here if Blue allows it LOLOL.

Haha of course get after it man

[sral]

Jesus

[Aero]

Blue:

squidward shooting simba won’t get you votes so prepare ya head
if we say you won-Z, we’re mocking the Disney Pajamas that you wear to bed
never sold a drug in your life. quit claimin that ya section is hard..
if ur Trafficking you got demoted to wearin’ little white gloves while directin some cars
won't make it out the 1st round so let this be a lesson to him
one Hook, its over Period...i’m reallllly starting to Question his chin
I've seen similar concept. This was a nice spin on it.
that’s FACTS...girls don’t look your way or wanna give you the coochie
any bitch sayin Hazy’s describing her mindstate since you slipped her a roofie
kill you in frunna ya fam cuz i’m never out a night w/ no blade
run in ya house w/ the switch – i’ll have you Stuck in ya Crib like a Snow Day
i’m on a murderous spree, you’ll die as i’m merkin your spleen
& as your life Enzyme lookin forward to coroners taking urs from the scene`
plus your place is a dump, the worst of the whole block that it’s in
talk about Pad Work needed…ur Rocky the first time he ever walked in the gym


Zunto:

Deadbeat son, thought that you won? You almost made ur mother die dude
I hope we meet eye to eye soon.. now ur moms reading ur wp’s worse than I do
I’m a thug - THATS LEGIT, if I see her in the street I’m muggin that bitch
Now all she knows is sign language.. Cred’s tryin to figure out whether she’s blood or she’s crip
Fucked her into a coma. Now that slut is diminished
Stroke had a slurping noise, shit sound like the caprisun was finished
You were on RB posting 40 against King, didn’t hear the telephone ring?
Dropping a verse on time literally put ur moms life on the line...and you didn’t even win
lol sheesh
Thought she was a strong woman. Yeaaaa ok...we knw she’s the weakest hoe
You told her you’d love her till her dying day.. guess that shit ended a week ago
Y’all thought he was really checkin me? Whole fam’ll get a wreckin’ b
Blue never allows extensions, & neither does his mothers life expectancy
& we know you lie about those fancy Porsche’s & dandy doormen
The only thing ur mothers stroke brought you closer to was her family fortune

[Real Spit]

why do you @ me in every thread talkin all that disrespect?!
you need to worry less about Lip-Service & find one that can fix your cleft
squidward shooting simba won’t get you votes so prepare ya head
if we say you won-Z, we’re mocking the Disney Pajamas that you wear to bed
on RB i beasted a key, you DUCKED but you’re still beefin w/ me?!
c’monn Z you know that’s a Cop-Out...like what we all wanna see in this league
never sold a drug in your life. quit claimin that ya section is hard..
if ur Trafficking you got demoted to wearin’ little white gloves while directin some cars
rent a cop send a shot over coke?! nahhh we know this boy isn’t vicious
only thing he’s Peddling is a state issued bicycle while handing out loitering tickets
get the casket ready, this manifold when i shoot two thru his ribs
this Copies gettin’ Lit-Up then a top’ll close on em...no duplicate prints
won't make it out the 1st round so let this be a lesson to him
one Hook, its over Period...i’m reallllly starting to Question his chin
jumpin up & down for week 1 like you got a cool demenour
its funny. if NC thinks you’re fired up now just wait until i pull the trigger
that’s FACTS...girls don’t look your way or wanna give you the coochie
any bitch sayin Hazy’s describing her mindstate since you slipped her a roofie
it’s not that i think you’re an annoying type of cat..
you get under my skin for the simple fact all you do in a fight is scratch
i drew first & i aired your vitals, couldn’t save you w/ some prayers & bibles
sorry Copulate...ironic since there’s no woman in the world that’d bare your child
this inbred thinks he’s Mike but he’s never left the ground in amazement
wanna see this Podunk you’ll have to visit the buttfuck town he was raised in
i’m on a murderous spree, you’ll die as i’m merkin your spleen
& as your life Enzyme lookin forward to coroners taking urs from the scene
claim your ruthless bro, you talk of off-shore accounts but it’s stupid tho
closest u’ve come to Money Laundering is change in ya pocket when u do a load
we can get at it w/ K’s. i’ll ‘lay you down’ once the matic is sprayed
entire crew – ya whole Sectional get ripped apart like i added a Chaise
i pull birds cuz i’m smooth af -but not no lip, this punks a disgrace
forget striking up conversation, he tells girls give me action or get punched in the face

vs

Piped his wife, should see the way she rides it brother
like no other.. even told me I’ve got a better stroke game than Blue Bayou’s mother
Deadbeat son, thought that you won? You almost made ur mother die dude
I hope we meet eye to eye soon.. now ur moms reading ur wp’s worse than I do
Fucked her into a coma. Now that slut is diminished
Stroke had a slurping noise, shit sound like the caprisun was finished
You always lose when u write. Docs gave u relief when they said ur mother survived
This is a battle of good vs evil, and I’m DQing god for not ending her life
You’re a jerk. Chose ur mother after wordplay like damn what’s it worth?
Now the only way she can speak is in codes, shit sounds like a barcotic verse
I blast 9’s. & I’ll make sure your mothers death is aired during halftime
Ironic how you were able to post 100 rate after your mother almost flatlined
But the last thing you wanted was your momma by you
& if your dumbass wife knew what kinda Man U were she’d wna die too
Blue was never a good son. Always was a bad kid
And gods payback was to stroke ur mom better than ur dad did
Tell that slut when she’s suckin me to keep her mouth closed
Who woulda thought that a hospital gown would turn into house clothes
If I learned one thing here it was that ur momma gives the best head
& if u wna be the greatest textee u’ve gotta put ur mother on her death bed
As a kid I was taught respect, dignity, honor...
You’re mimicking what you saw as a kid & left ur mom alone just like ur father
& we know you lie about those fancy Porsche’s & dandy doormen
The only thing ur mothers stroke brought you closer to was her family fortune


I got Blue taking this pretty comfortably.. for as much as there was an intense level of harshness in Z's verse, making practically every single punch a stroke play hurt the impact overall. In the end, it just started being redundant.. blatant disregard for decency doesn't always come across as a brutal swag.. sometimes it looks a bit reachy.. maybe if there were at least 25% other concepts, he could have won here.

v/ Blue Bayou

[White LGI]

Good God guys. I actually read all of this. I dunno who to vote for really, blue had the more creative verse but I think zunto disses hit harder....and I guess I had to wiegh out what's more important in battle and I guess disses hold the most relevance here

Vote zunto