Have you ever had bad pussy?

[White LGI]

If so explain why...

[El Muffin]

Yes. Hard to explain ..

But the biggest misconception is the tighter equals better

Bullshit .. the best lay I ever had could take dick like a champ( 3 kids).. like I could swim in her but that pussy was nuclear asf . Penetrating heat . Make you pull out n reevaluate lol

Worst lay was super tight .. pussy was just bland .. no oomph to it . Again hard to explain

But that nuclear heat was produced by a legitimate crazy bitch I’m talking previously institutionalized crazy . & as time progresses I think there’s something to the crazy bitches / fye pussy thing

The 3 girls I slept with that I know have been interned at asylums are all in my mf rushmore

[Destroyer]

The 3 girls I slept with that I know have been interned at asylums...

When you find yourself typing these words, that’s when you re-evaluate your life choices.

[Flow]

It’s a numbers game - higher the number your plugging the more often you’ll experience this

Worse case is a smelly fucker but...

... but never been a fan of the ones hanging out like a fish pout - y’all know the type, looks like Yosemite Sam headbutt a donner kebab

[the Munster]

One chick comes to mind her puss was like a coke bottle. Tight at lip level but that’s all Munster could feel

And she may have been the smallest girl I ever fornicated with

[Aero]

One chick comes to mind her puss was like a coke bottle. Tight at lip level but that’s all Munster could feel

And she may have been the smallest girl I ever fornicated with


Wash she of age?

[~RustyGunZ~]

Wash she of age?

Gone

[Zuo]

Good bait for the SC

[El Muffin]

When you find yourself typing these words, that’s when you re-evaluate your life choices.

Don’t knock it till you try it

Anyways.. that’s all old news

[Hush]

Lmao

Wtf


Niggas really out here talking up loose pussy

[White LGI]

Little dick nigga gotta make himself feel better about virgin pussy drowning him

[Hush]

Good bait for the SC

Says the obvious alias


Gimme this nigga round 1

[Ghost1]

Lmao

Wtf


Niggas really out here talking up loose pussy

LMAO only on nc

[Hush]

In muffs defense crazy pussy is fire tho

[Zuo]

Says the obvious alias


Gimme this nigga round 1

Boy I’ll fuckin kill u & ur Starbucks bars

[Hush]

That’s great

Wish u luck

[bleak]

No wrong way to eat a Reese's

[Zuo]

No wrong way to eat a Reese's

Ever had some Pusey bro?

[Dope girl]

I'm a woman so this thread not for me
but I'm tight and sweet down there

[Destroyer]

We don’t discriminate here, love
You ever had some bad dick?

[Dope girl]

We don’t discriminate here, love
You ever had some bad dick?

No

[bleak]

I believe DG over everyone else itt

[Big Bolo]

My ex... thats why I left the bitch...

[Destroyer]

One time I started to go down on this girl and then immediately stopped because it was... bad.
Just tapped it instead - it was still pussy

[Hush]

Lmao

Destroyer
U fucked dirty vag ? I’m in shock

[Barcotic]

1 cunt looked like a fkn grill cheese sammy if u were to open it up by the crusts

i passed

[Geno]

Lmao in here. Man. I aint got nothing for yall. Only person in here whos prolly fucking bitches like i did when i was tearing it up is muffy. Except back then i was in the program and super clean.. my bitches were drug free had jobs and theyre own shit lmao. Damn muff. I remember i shared a house with 5 black cats out in beltsville md. Dog they used to love me in there. Had the best time of my life living in that house for 2 years. Most of took 200 hundred bitches through that crib. Not even exagerating yo. Real talk. Tore them walls up in there.. They was like "Damn Chris dog, How is it you keep one coming through front door and one going out the back 24/7 lmmfao. "You keep the house live as fuck, we hope you never leave lmaoo"

Needless to say. Ive had my share of ass and it aint always gonna be the best piece you eber had. Dont matter what walk of life she from. You could have the cleanest most professional well groomed bitch and she got the worst pussy ever. I had this chick once, bad as fuck.. Just one example.. She was stacked yo. Looked like drew barrymore. But she was built like a brick shithouse yo.. Big old d's, phatter than phat ass.. The type of girl when you walk past a dude with her they get salty as shit cause you can tell they just hating looking and shaking they head like why the fuck she with him and not me type shit... But real talk... Some of the worst pussy i ever had, you just dont know til you get up in it for real. She was so sexy though man wtfff. So i still managed to get her pregnant tho... Had a miscarriage according to her but idk if she was really pregnant cause she hit me with that when i told i her i couldnt fuck with her no more, on some ole "keep a nigga baby" type shit.. but thats another story. Anyway thats just one example man.. Ive had some bomb ass pussy in my life but ive had some shit that really makes you wonder wtf did i just get myself into type of a hole lmmfao... Anyway. Carry on yall. My player days is long since over tbh. Phill will tell you tho.. Shit i was in virginia with my wife who i was currently legally seperated with but was working on shit though... Anyway it was phills bday we was at the bar. One of the vet doctors he worked for was there. flirting with me hard as fuck all night. Man she end up coming back to phills place with us cause i asked her to.. Seriously she was jive hot imo. Woulda smashed straight up..and i know she wanted some cock but my wife was there and we were currently working through some shit. My wife was a G though so she was running game all night to, cant lie man .. Had niggas buying her drinks at the bar and she would bring them to me and shit.an all around real G type woman. Miss her friendship alot sometimes. But We just never worked out together man. Anyway thats another story to. Lol.. But ok thats my 2cents pzs

[Hush]

Drugs


Don’t do them

[Geno]

lmao. Ya i had to edit in a lot of shit to that post to clarify some shit. But word ive been clean as a whistle no bullshit for over 2 years. Feels great man. Never again. Fuck the bs. Sick of it. Sick of the people.ipeople.it attracts and that you become attracted to when your on that shit. Just fucking retarded man. No telling where i coulda been right now had i ran a tight ship my whole life. But you know coming up was rough man. Fuck it whatever. But word yo. Drugs r bad

[sral]

wait

so you took your wife to some dive bar with Seadad on his birthday, and she spent the entire night flirting with other men for free drinks while you said nothing about it?

sounds like a fun birthday indeed

plz regale us with more

[Barcotic]

lmao muff tho?

pls

[Geno]

sraL Exactly.lmao. she got.me free drinks. Worked just as it was supposed to. I dont think you fully understand me or my ex wifes gangsta. Like i said she kept reporting to me about the dude and how drunk off his ass he was and bringing me drafts that she got him to cop. Shed come get the empty glass and tell me whats up and then go back and wrap him up. All the while.we were also plotting on running up in his cribbo together but we never did that. If i remember correctly she thought dude had bread and had mentioned she could get his number figure out his address and we could run up in his shit. We didnt obv. I didnt care that much about hitting that lick at that point in my life. I was broke, but not catch a armed robbery breaking and entering case out of state broke. Feel me? Anyway. Do with that info as you will. Your.the best at misconstruing what someone says and starting a full on blood bath attack on that person with the help of everyone who hops on cock. So ya. Should be interesting.

[White LGI]

Lie them lies netcees niggaz

[Ghost1]

Only ever fucked the couple of pussies and they all seemed great to me.

They ran out of pussy in Dakota? Say it ain't so

[~RustyGunZ~]

1 cunt looked like a fkn grill cheese sammy if u were to open it up by the crusts

i passed

https://media.giphy.com/media/xT9KVBD8Z6rKBVvYFG/giphy.gif

[Blue Bayou]

1 cunt looked like a fkn grill cheese sammy if u were to open it up by the crusts

i passed

Good call

That's Gonnorrhea

[El Muffin]

In muffs defense crazy pussy is fire tho

Why is that . That shit feel like Chernobyl

[El Muffin]

lmao muff tho?

pls

What u want shark tat

[Hush]

Cro def got a ugly gf

[El Muffin]

Undoubtedly

[Kill Spree]

You’ve showed us dope addict chicks you fucked bruh.. let’s see the new ones

[El Muffin]

You haven’t been paying attention , clearly

I just posted one I hit a few days ago ( edit: oh.. not in this thread my bad)

I’ve posted how many broads ? All I’ve seen from you is some frumpy ass bitch wearing bat ears & you not even in the pic nigga sit down & cease the disrespect before I expose you.. witchya bad built hockey player snow dozing looking ass . Nigga Lars finds one pic of an ex of mine ( I posted 3) post relapse thst I never posted & now it’s “dope addicts” bro you are a legitimate cornball rt
Killing Spree

[Blue Bayou]

No

I cum everytime

[El Muffin]

But how many rounds it take you to get that nut tho

[White LGI]

I won't lie, I been getting the same pussy for 20 years....that shit still blazing....I'm a married man...I haven't cheated in 18 years

[Kill Spree]

You haven’t been paying attention , clearly

I just posted one I hit a few days ago ( edit: oh.. not in this thread my bad)

I’ve posted how many broads ? All I’ve seen from you is some frumpy ass bitch wearing bat ears & you not even in the pic nigga sit down & cease the disrespect before I expose you.. witchya bad built hockey player snow dozing looking ass . Nigga Lars finds one pic of an ex of mine ( I posted 3) post relapse thst I never posted & now it’s “dope addicts” bro you are a legitimate cornball rt
Killing Spree

Oooooo did I spark a fire muff? Stfu the 6 years I’ve known your bill Cosby ass I’ve seen your ups and downs. I deff missed the new pics but was being honest the last chick I saw was definitely doped up. I’m glad you got out that shit and (I’ll check in a bit) you giving some real freak with talent.. first rounders... a shot at the belt bud.


Fuck you

[Witty]

Get in a committed relationship and you can have the same pussy for the rest of your life.

Forever.

Until you die.

[Witty]

That kind of suggests you can have other pussy when you die.

You can not.

[Destroyer]

You don’t know!

[Kill Spree]

Find out!

[El Muffin]

Oooooo did I spark a fire muff? Stfu the 6 years I’ve known your bill Cosby ass I’ve seen your ups and downs. I deff missed the new pics but was being honest the last chick I saw was definitely doped up. I’m glad you got out that shit and (I’ll check in a bit) you giving some real freak with talent.. first rounders... a shot at the belt bud.


Fuck you

Fair enough

[~RustyGunZ~]

You haven’t been paying attention , clearly

I just posted one I hit a few days ago ( edit: oh.. not in this thread my bad)

I’ve posted how many broads ? All I’ve seen from you is some frumpy ass bitch wearing bat ears & you not even in the pic nigga sit down & cease the disrespect before I expose you.. witchya bad built hockey player snow dozing looking ass . Nigga Lars finds one pic of an ex of mine ( I posted 3) post relapse thst I never posted & now it’s “dope addicts” bro you are a legitimate cornball rt
Killing Spree

Stfu retard

22 savage in a British dungeon now stop saying issa old man and stop posting MySpace selfies for Taco Bell employees

[Moe Jetts]

Fleshlight was garbage as fuck other than that no.

[El Muffin]

Stfu retard

22 savage in a British dungeon now stop saying issa old man and stop posting MySpace selfies for Taco Bell employees

Them Taco Bell employees make sure your big Bertha looking ass wife gets those 12 Doritos locos tacos fresh to order . Show some respect

What Taco Bell employee btw lol

[Immolate]

na

[~RustyGunZ~]

Them Taco Bell employees make sure your big Bertha looking ass wife gets those 12 Doritos locos tacos fresh to order . Show some respect

What Taco Bell employee btw lol

All your girls look like minimum wage workers tbell is just one place that comes to mind

My girl makes more money than you she doesn’t eat where your meth head weekly flings work lmaooo

Go get a job and grow up

[El Muffin]

Bruh she look like she cosplay Snorlax in her spare time gtfoh

the chick I just dug out few days ago better looking than anything you ever put your swollen mitts on and that’s fact guy . Promise you

Ion even know how u have the audacity to come out the woodwork throwing shade knowing damn well you n your wife look like Dick Butkus

Pick your battles

This ain’t it

[El Muffin]

Bitch built like Duke Nukem xD

[~RustyGunZ~]

Just realized you’ve taken to holding hush pocket like the bitch you are and you’re coming at me in two threads

Keep it to one

[Hush]

Holding my pockets is your job

[Kill Spree]

BEEF!

[El Muffin]

Yup . You’ve lost it . Downward spiral

You mentioned me , dumbass. But since there’s two ppl who agree that you are pretty much walking slop .. it’s “holding pockets “

Nigga seek counseling .

I literally could give af less about anything .. & you talkkng out the side of your mouth like the keyboard thumping faggot you are

Bro go stalk karaoke . You creeping me tf out ole ugly ass boi

[~RustyGunZ~]

Yup . You’ve lost it . Downward spiral

You mentioned me , dumbass. But since there’s two ppl who agree that you are pretty much walking slop .. it’s “holding pockets “

Nigga seek counseling .

I literally could give af less about anything .. & you talkkng out the side of your mouth like the keyboard thumping faggot you are

Bro go stalk karaoke . You creeping me tf out ole ugly ass boi

You’re trashy bro

Can’t get that through to you cus it’s all you know since you were raised trashy

[~RustyGunZ~]

Holding my pockets is your job

You the one replying to every post I make

Sour and old

[Hush]

Pretty sure we’re the same age


Pretty sure you are here 24/7/365 arguing wit grown men to I believe “ better yourself “


If it wasn’t me u would be arguing wit someone else because u are angry and fat


Most likely also depressed

[Zuo]

It’s always about knock or wife or hush or forine


Nobody ever ask how is Zuo feeling today

[Barcotic]

Good call

That's Gonnorrhea
more just a loose pussy
sleeve of wizard
meat curtains, etc

[~RustyGunZ~]

Pretty sure we’re the same age


Pretty sure you are here 24/7/365 arguing wit grown men to I believe “ better yourself “


If it wasn’t me u would be arguing wit someone else because u are angry and fat


Most likely also depressed

Nah you’re way older

[~RustyGunZ~]

It’s always about knock or wife or hush or forine


Nobody ever ask how is Zuo feeling today

Why’d you leave the club guy

Your new twitter friends better than us?

[Zuo]

Why’d you leave the club guy

Your new twitter friends better than us?

To make a long ansher short


Yes

[White LGI]

My wife pussy so good my son bust a nut during birth

[Hush]

It’s always about knock or wife or hush or forine


Nobody ever ask how is Zuo feeling today

U good bro ?

[Hush]

Nah you’re way older

Prolly explains why u act like a man baby

[El Muffin]

You look 48 .

Genetics *shrugs* seems as if an allowance wasn’t only thing you inherited

[~RustyGunZ~]

You look 48 .

Genetics *shrugs* seems as if an allowance wasn’t only thing you inherited

You look like a bat and a vampire at the same time lmao

You and hush mad confused about your own ages

[~RustyGunZ~]

Prolly explains why u act like a man baby

You think the level or drug dealing and caliber of material objects I embodied at the appropriate age of 19 is successful past 30 lmao

[El Muffin]

Nah I’m 32 . I’m wary of it

But no one I interact with is. Until I tell them. The surprise gets old at this point

For you?

“ I’m 25”

Anyone within earshot : “ YIKESSSS” Tf have you been doing with yourself

Oh , making podcasts & serving as tester 309 in GoWs Kickstarter cow insemination simulator on ps4

[El Muffin]

You think the level or drug dealing and caliber of material objects I embodied at the appropriate age of 19 is successful past 30 lmao

You ain’t embody shit at 19 but the entire king size mattress you hemispheric fuck

[Zuo]

U good bro ?

yeah I’m good man. Ty

[~RustyGunZ~]

Nah I’m 32 . I’m wary of it

But no one I interact with is. Until I tell them. The surprise gets old at this point

For you?

“ I’m 25”

Anyone within earshot : “ YIKESSSS” Tf have you been doing with yourself

Oh , making podcasts & serving as tester 309 in GoWs Kickstarter cow insemination simulator on ps4

I’m getting a bachelors in comp sci. Yeah that’s play testing a kickstarter game and making podcast. Idiot. Saddest thing is you can’t even say you’ve done more than those made up accolades hahah

What would you tell people you’re doing now you went to hs with?

“Living the dream ya know”

Fucking loser

[El Muffin]

Nah that’s that wypipo shit

[El Muffin]

For someone who’s shooting for a fucking BACHELORS degree you certainly talk as if you are just the poster boy of Academia

Here’s some facts kid. You a young precocious , ugly. Mf with absolutely no life experience whatsoever just married off to a whale at a young age .. just boring all the way around . If it ain’t you embellishing text careers (lol) ,or convos fat wife there’s literally nothing about you of note

I’m glad you can get your degree but you still a sad individual . You reek of it

Prayers sent

[~RustyGunZ~]

Nah that’s that wypipo shit

That’s loser shit

You’re a loser

What could you tell someone you ain’t seen in 15 years you do now

Accomplishments? Career? Legacy/family?

Nothing cus you’re a stupid faggot with no skills or usefulness to society

Same goes for your crush hush lmao absolute nobodies

[~RustyGunZ~]

For someone who’s shooting for a fucking BACHELORS degree you certainly talk as if you are just the poster boy of Academia

Here’s some facts kid. You a young precocious , ugly. Mf with absolutely no life experience whatsoever just married off to a whale at a young age .. just boring all the way around . If it ain’t you embellishing text careers (lol) ,or convos fat wife there’s literally nothing about you of note

I’m glad you can get your degree but you still a sad individual . You reek of it

Prayers sent

Lol I made a joke about prayers and shares for you earlier

Legit sad

Me saying I’ve done more than you makes me seem like I think I’m the face of acamedia? Nah sorry you’re just self projecting cus you’re a lame old man

[El Muffin]

Your legacy is impregnating a bitch built like bald bull from punch out

[El Muffin]

Nah I say that because you immediately refer to schooling every single time like we didn’t hear you the first time

We get it . You projecting

It’s funny. You must think I give a fuck about someone’s perception about what I’m doing and why whether it be currently or in the past

i Sold dope ? Annnnnddddd?

Tf thst gotta do with you being miserable 24/7 and sleeping with a bitch no one here would touch lmao iono but I’ll let you tell it. Make a podcast. Btw you sound like a faggot. Pretty sure that’s already understood but unsaid

[~RustyGunZ~]

Nah I say that because you immediately refer to schooling every single time like we didn’t hear you the first time

We get it . You projecting

It’s a benchmark for success

I’ve mentioned career and legacy too

You have none

[Kill Spree]

Muff you still jumping out of choppers in Alaska or nah?

[El Muffin]

You socially awkward n it’s obv

[El Muffin]

Muff you still jumping out of choppers in Alaska or nah?

Nah

So much has happened since then

[El Muffin]

It’s a benchmark for success

I’ve mentioned career and legacy too

You have none

According to who

We built different boi listen

My dad makes 6 figures no degree ( an example if you will) . Facts. I literally could give a fuck less about your accolades

How interesting was your life

How interesting is it rn

Lol

[~RustyGunZ~]

According to who

We built different boi listen

My dad makes 6 figures no degree ( an example if you will) . Facts. I literally could give a fuck less about your accolades

How interesting was your life

How interesting is it rn

Lol

Answer the q

Boy from hs bumps into you and ask what you do for a living, what you do with your free time etc

[Kill Spree]

He gone

[Zuo]

Muff served in the u.s navy right,?


I respect that

[Aero]

El Muffin Hush seth

I love good hearted humor but we’re all too old to be mean spirited. Leave that for the young textcees and let’s be adults. Life is unpredictable and you never know when your time is up. With that being said I’m currently drunk and feeling great I might change my mind and throw hands with each of you.

[Zuo]

El Muffin Hush seth

I love good hearted humor but we’re all too old to be mean spirited. Leave that for the young textcees and let’s be adults. Life is unpredictable and you never know when your time is up. With that being said I’m currently drunk and feeling great I might change my mind and throw hands with each of you.

I just got to the wharf

We’ll hit it up when you’re in Miami.

Lots of rich white girls, so have on ur best shorts and boat shoes

[Orc]

na

[Kill Spree]

Muff served in the u.s navy right,?


I respect that

Nah

[Aero]

Come with me to Miami to meet up with Zelph. I’ll bring my friend from the Bachelorette to humble you.

[bleak]

phat life >

[~RustyGunZ~]

Muff served in the u.s navy right,?


I respect that

No he cleaned the deck of a tanker and ate his own semen in his bunkbed

[Inno]

My wife pussy so good my son bust a nut during birth

Well played

[El Muffin]

No he cleaned the deck of a tanker and ate his own semen in his bunkbed

How u just gonna smash up 3 different stories lmaoo

[~RustyGunZ~]

How u just gonna smash up 3 different stories lmaoo

It’s called efficiency

[El Muffin]

El Muffin Hush seth

I love good hearted humor but we’re all too old to be mean spirited. Leave that for the young textcees and let’s be adults. Life is unpredictable and you never know when your time is up. With that being said I’m currently drunk and feeling great I might change my mind and throw hands with each of you.

I didn’t do shit bruh this nigga tagged me. I was dormant

[~RustyGunZ~]

I didn’t tag you lol

[sral]

I won't lie, I been getting the same pussy for 20 years....that shit still blazing....I'm a married man...I haven't cheated in 18 years

your wife def been dicked down while you were in prison. fact

[sral]

Bruh she look like she cosplay Snorlax in her spare time gtfoh

lmao

sup muff

[White LGI]

your wife def been dicked down while you were in prison. fact

Definitely. I was gone over 10 years...I respect the situation, all I asked was don't fall in love,have some nigga around my kids and don't get pregnant. She is a rider though....she held me down for 10 years....phone calls daily, visits regularly....never once heard of her parading around with some nigga....she kept it real....if she was fucking and I only say if because I never heard or knew of it....but if she was fucking she did it respectfully as you can...and never let it effect our relationship or our kids....so it's all good

[Dope girl]

One pussy enough

[El Muffin]

Dg out here with the 4 inch clit swangin

Sup baron

[White LGI]

One pussy enough

Of course it is....

These niggaz ain't fucking like they claim to be

[Hush]

Definitely. I was gone over 10 years...I respect the situation, all I asked was don't fall in love,have some nigga around my kids and don't get pregnant. She is a rider though....she held me down for 10 years....phone calls daily, visits regularly....never once heard of her parading around with some nigga....she kept it real....if she was fucking and I only say if because I never heard or knew of it....but if she was fucking she did it respectfully as you can...and never let it effect our relationship or our kids....so it's all good

How old are u bro ?

[uh-oh]

So I didn't read much of this thread except metts dissing fleshlights but I mean

Bad pussy is like bad pizza. I'll complain and point out what's wrong and act holier than thou but I mean I'm still gonna eat it so what's the point?

[White LGI]

How old are u bro ?

36....got married @ 18....went to prison at 23....came home at 33.....got a beautiful wife, 5 kids...one that turns 2 in a few days....new outlook on life..... Things is fucking great to be honest

[Inno]

36....got married @ 18....went to prison at 23....came home at 33.....got a beautiful wife, 5 kids...one that turns 2 in a few days....new outlook on life..... Things is fucking great to be honest

How bout you check in to the SC Pimp

[White LGI]

How bout you check in to the SC Pimp

Ok

[Hush]

36....got married @ 18....went to prison at 23....came home at 33.....got a beautiful wife, 5 kids...one that turns 2 in a few days....new outlook on life..... Things is fucking great to be honest

Stay blessed
Stay free


I’m assuming ur not trolling cuz that would be lame af

[White LGI]

Stay blessed
Stay free


I’m assuming ur not trolling cuz that would be lame af

Nah, I troll alot but truth is I'm blessed to have a beautiful family despite the lifestyle I lead and the prison time I done

[the Munster]

How bout you check paternity that math shaky as fuck

No hate either just keeping it real

[Hush]

How bout you check paternity that math shaky as fuck

No hate either just keeping it real

Lmao

[White LGI]

How bout you check paternity that math shaky as fuck

No hate either just keeping it real

LMAO. How?.... I been home 3 years....my baby is 2...

We had our first at 15....