Diablo 0-1 vs Slechtq 0-1 - DIABLO WINS BY NS

[Sharp]

BA Summer League

Due Thursday, July 11th

Minimum - 6 lines
Max - 10 lines
Line limit can increase if both agree
24hr ext to be granted by opponent

NO biting
NO swaying
NO feeding
Don't edit after your opponent has posted
2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in
Don't be an idiot
Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle
Agree on a line limit or match the first to drop

Diablo Slechtq

[Diablo]

lmao what’s a no show faggot to a turn up god? bitch u awful trash
name got more random ass letters than a Readers Wives porno mag
boring faggot gettin rolled on easy. u’ve already lost bro
to me this an early bath. for u it’s a cold shower & power wank b4 moms home
long nose and I’m letting it ring
u dead when The Thing leave a hole in ur wall da size of Benjamin Grimm

[Sharp]

Diablo Slechtq due tonight (12 hours from this post)

[Answer]

pretty sure this is counted as a noshow against slecht since he still hasnt dropped

lmao what’s a no show faggot to a turn up god? bitch u awful trash
name got more random ass letters than a Readers Wives porno mag

I just did a different random assortment of letters flip vs him in the SC, so in my head this has a little less momentum than it would've otherwise. Still a cool bar though

boring faggot gettin rolled on easy. u’ve already lost bro
to me this an early bath. for u it’s a cold shower & power wank b4 moms home

This is one of those bars that doesn't really translate in the states. I've been doing this long enough to read it and know exactly what's going on, but I still have to google and confirm the meaning of early bath. I think based on the wording and concept, this bar would've been flames if I had heard the expression before but it was still good.

long nose and I’m letting it ring
u dead when The Thing leave a hole in ur wall da size of Benjamin Grimm

This is cool but honestly the concept has been done before. I think you could've added a bit more to it to make it fresher

overall, solid 6.

[Ryno]

Power wank was LMAO

[Sharp]

lmao what’s a no show faggot to a turn up god? bitch u awful trash
name got more random ass letters than a Readers Wives porno mag
fair concept, but I think that's a UK thing and your audience is mostly in the USA. I like it, but that's because I got an explanation
boring faggot gettin rolled on easy. u’ve already lost bro
to me this an early bath. for u it’s a cold shower & power wank b4 moms home
had to google it. Not sure I found the right definition, since it implies the player was doing something wrong. Cool idea, but you already knew your audience never heard the phrase before.
long nose and I’m letting it ring
u dead when The Thing leave a hole in ur wall da size of Benjamin Grimm
I haven't seen this flip before, so it's pretty good to me. Not a huge gunbar guy unless they're exceptionally clever and this doesn't do that much for me

You know I like your style because it feels like a live battle. But aside from a few guys here you're living battling in the US