LMAO THE OFFICIAL “WHAT’S NC GETTING FOR CHRISTMAS?” THREAD 2019

[sral]

Ouch:
- Dental surgery for his spooky tooth
- Text nostalgia of when he was a midtier manpoem ‘writer’ (circa B-Boys.com 2005)
- Lisa Lampanelli standup DVD, also circa 2005

Robranda:

- Neg repped
- Dumber and Dumberer (but not the DVD)

Seth:

- Fat
- A superiority complex
- Low self esteem
- Type 2 diabetes
- Emb chills every time he see his wife take another bite of the family turkey buffet

[Inno]

Spending time with people I hate spending time with.

[DMS]

I got wireless headphones for when I go running

[Zaddy]

A high ankle sprain

[Victor.]

It was great

[White LGI]

How big is your penis?

[~RustyGunZ~]

How sad and empty your life gotta be to think of me on Christmas Day? You got two kids and a wife and have the time to make this thread cus I was on your mind?

I know they all hate you because you’re a shit father and husband but damn man

[Dope girl]

There is so many like
1. pocketbooks
2.shades
3. Night gowns
4.kitchen supplies like baking book and measure spoons
5. shirt
6. Sew supplies
7. Fabric print maker
8. jewelry supplies
9. microphone

[Witty]

I got the usual shit dad's get...plus a handmade card from my son which while heart warming made me aware I'm not ever making millions off this dudes artistic abilities.

[dull boy]

I got the usual shit dad's get...plus a handmade card from my son which while heart warming made me aware I'm not ever making millions off this dudes artistic abilities.

More posts about your experiences in fatherhood would be enjoyable. Please painstakingly chronicle this so I can inch ever closer to... something.

[White LGI]

I got the usual shit dad's get...plus a handmade card from my son which while heart warming made me aware I'm not ever making millions off this dudes artistic abilities.


10 bucks says your son sucks a dick in his lifetime

[Witty]

I will take that bet.

[Sharp]

Quick, someone kill wittys kid and split the profit with him

[dull boy]

Quick, someone kill wittys kid and split the profit with him

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[Witty]

Done.

[White LGI]

Quick, someone kill wittys kid and split the profit with him

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