damn bruv, gotta re-watch How To Be A Player

[Immolate]

was just thinking, "nobody tells you how annoying having a bunch of girlfriends is"

but actually yea they do. there are 2 movies that do it very well,
"How To Be A Player" and "8 1/2"

this shit annoying AF. theses hos annoying

[Objective]

Maybe the "hoes" are annoying because you were the hoe all along?

[Exis]

Lol, 'How to be a player' Wow think I watched that when I was in my teens...

[Live heat]

I don’t wanna be a playa no mo...


..
..


BUT BIG PUNISHER

STILL GOT WHAT YOU’RE LOOKING 4



(Don’t wanna be, don’t wanna be!!)

[Exis]

Oh fuck...How good was Pun!!!

[Ouch]

If you have to watch a movie to learn how to be a player... you aren’t one... hang it up

[Finnydot]

Oh fuck...How good was Pun!!!

Pun was great when he wasn't sucking down triple cheeseburgers between takes.

I mean, Pun redefined "labored breathing" all on his own.

Mef will do his little "HISSHHH" through his teeth for style.

When Pun took a breath between bars it sounds like hes got a double quarter pounder stuck in his throat!


I loved his shit tho.

[Exis]

Lol & I love Meth! Word though...Work on breathin' y'all.

[Ouch]

I love meth and pun... but overall.... pun > meth to me

Apparently he was a piece of shit in his personal life though

[Ouch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEB7E1nCV6w

Mos def, big pun, canibus Dmx.... I don’t know the other guys.. live cypher... strangest pairing of people ever.. tell me who you think won

[Ouch]

That shits crazy if you haven’t seen it... mos def.. big pun.. dmx.. and canibus in the same room.. I haven’t watched this in 10 years probably I’ll say who I think

[slecht]

Pun was great when he wasn't sucking down triple cheeseburgers between takes.

I mean, Pun redefined "labored breathing" all on his own.

Mef will do his little "HISSHHH" through his teeth for style.

When Pun took a breath between bars it sounds like hes got a double quarter pounder stuck in his throat!


I loved his shit tho.
Facts.

Big Pun is one of the GOATS

[Ouch]

Watch that video if you’ve never seen it... it’s hella cool because you wouldn’t imagine, big pun, dmx, canibus and mos def being in a real life situation together ever... I know it’s set up and agreed upon but something like this in 2020 wouldn’t even be possible

[Ouch]

Yeah it’s funny how canibus passed and wouldn’t spit in the first go around.... scurred

Mos def started it which was commendable.. that verse was from black star... the mos def/kweli album... loved that album haven’t listened to it since I was a kid

Dmx came raw and real and hard as fuck... next dude... bland... next dude bland Big pun just straight kills shit... there’s no denying it... when it came back to canibus he spit that LL diss... which is straight fire.... dunno if that was canibus first time unveiling his LL diss or not but damn....

[El Muffin]

canibus was legit probably my favorite artist back when i was in HS

rip the jacker was a great album imo

[Ouch]

Yeah canibus went from battling with LL Cool J.... to later making songs probably for $500 with DZK from rap music.com

[slecht]

Big Pun was my fave artist when I was in High school so def, this is something I've watched multiple times.

Classic shit.

[Ouch]

Yeah you guys might nit even remember this shit... but way back in in the day... on rapmusic.com, something called rbl.. not the text league it was audio battles dzk was the man imo.. and it was him warbux...there was someone called noodles.. I really don’t remember the others I didn’t follow for real... but I came back and saw that dzk did a song with canibus and it was real

I thought 2 things... that’s dope as fuck for dzk and.... wtf is a guy who battled with LL Cool J doing a song with dzk for

[Blue Bayou]

Yeah canibus went from battling with LL Cool J.... to later making songs probably for $500 with DZK from rap music.com

Warbux was on it too

Post Traumatic Warlab Stress


Canibus also had DZK on his Eminem diss... Air Strike or something like that

[slecht]

Yeah you guys might nit even remember this shit... but way back in in the day... on rapmusic.com, something called rbl.. not the text league it was audio battles dzk was the man imo.. and it was him warbux...there was someone called noodles.. I really don’t remember the others I didn’t follow for real... but I came back and saw that dzk did a song with canibus and it was real

I thought 2 things... that’s dope as fuck for dzk and.... wtf is a guy who battled with LL Cool J doing a song with dzk for


I actually remember this. RM was one of the first forums I was on.

I think first person I ever battled was Atomic / Godlike?

[Ouch]

There was this other black dude with dreads... during that time... I really never paid attention but rapmusic.com was hella good at this point I must’ve been like 20 maybe.. it was a dude I remember his alt name was Nawshus.. he was during that time he had dreads.. I dunno.. but when I’d freesyle with friends and forgot I’d use his... I’m cockin the nine on the top of ya spine like optimus prime

[Ouch]

Problem is unless they were just doing it for fun... yeah all them with a certain set up and mental drive can be dope... and they were the dopest of the dope... if I had my mommy and daddy set me up with a decent sound booth and tried that hard I could’ve been close to as good... but the thing is none of them can make songs... how do you translate people in the early 2000s and even later loving your hard diss tracks into making money... you cant

[slecht]

LMFAO.

I was Nawshus on a lot of forums but I never had dreads.

I used Nawshus on Holla Front / Rap Elite, / Flow Gods. A few others.

That's when I battled Hush & Pharmacist for the first time, back on FG.

[slecht]

Ouch

[Ouch]

Well that’s not you then, I’m sure I’m not the first person who used ouch

[slecht]

Well that’s not you then, I’m sure I’m not the first person who used ouch
Not from RM, but I might have been the more known Nawshus.

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=3008

lol


Used other names as well but I'll keep those to my self...for now haha

[slecht]

Well that’s not you then, I’m sure I’m not the first person who used ouch

You were the first one though.

There was a cat named Wilson who used your name back in 08 but ended up ghosting from the scene.

[Saint]

Yeah you guys might nit even remember this shit... but way back in in the day... on rapmusic.com, something called rbl.. not the text league it was audio battles dzk was the man imo.. and it was him warbux...there was someone called noodles.. I really don’t remember the others I didn’t follow for real... but I came back and saw that dzk did a song with canibus and it was real

I thought 2 things... that’s dope as fuck for dzk and.... wtf is a guy who battled with LL Cool J doing a song with dzk for


you missed a whole lot while you were gone. did you ever see cani battle dizaster?

[Ouch]

Yeah I’m the only one that I know of that ever came up with ouch, either in real life or on any forum that I’ve seen had to be someone else somehere. But real when I grew up as a kid in white plains and then shitilly I moved Norwood in the bx and I would rap for fun but I was better than people because I could come up with punchlines even though other people’s actual flow was better so they said ima call you ouch, ya ouch and it was from this candy bubble gum thing too let me see

[Saint]

good grief

[Ouch]

Ahh fuck it I don’t know how to use this iPad.... but google image ouch bubble gum.. that’s another reason

[Ouch]

good grief

Are you ok Charlie Brown

[slecht]

good grief

LOL!

I know a battler named Good Grief

[Ouch]

Good grief would be cool name.. No fucking clue what sletchq is or what language or where ya from... uh-oh is a dope name ...

Only other names I used was in rbl for tournament purposes only was spooky tooth, and then just spook.. and then I champed a league just called Champ

[Ouch]

Blue bayou is an alright name, kinda played now but even though I don’t like him it’s better than most

[slecht]

Good grief would be cool name.. No fucking clue what sletchq is or what language or where ya from... uh-oh is a dope name ...

Only other names I used was in rbl for tournament purposes only was spooky tooth, and then just spook.. and then I champed a league just called Champ

It's just Slecht.


The Q was accidental. They couldn't merge my account. LOL.

Just an Alias I been running with for a while now. Champed the 1-2 on RB then kinda went with it.

[Ouch]

You like Kobe though apparently.. I don’t and never did... like to me he came off too pompous/arrogant.. he’s one of the goats no doubt

Up until I quit playing ball I always tried to request 31 jersey because of Reggie Miller... I used to collect basketball cards when I was a kid when my parents felt rich enough to buy them for us... I had like 4 laminated sheets of Reggie Miller... my best card was a beam team micheal Jordan...it was this .. hold up

[Ouch]

Looks like I’m having troubles... image.google.com Jordan beam team and you’ll see it..... back in the day that shit was with like 200$ or something.. but in like... 2005 or so I went to this card shop.. and they’re like no one cares about cards anymore I’ll give you $20 for your whole childhood collection... I said fuck no.. and those cards are in the dumpster somewhere now I don’t have them

[Blue Bayou]

Oh cool man

Really great story

[Ouch]

Oh cool man

Really great story

No problem you know I’m always here for you

[dull boy]

I had a friend I was there for once.. we was coworkers and I remember he was mad young but has a full on beard and he refused to shave it because it was his trademark.. I have a better beard now but not back then. I used to to this dude’s house cause he wouldn’t come into work and I’d be trying to get home to get off those drugs.. I’ve done drugs but nothing hard and not since I used to play ball

[dull boy]

I played on courts at the junior high near my neighborhood. Always had decent people playing there. I wasn’t the best but I’d hold my own. Even schooled them for a while like when I used to text battle. It was like a wrestling match. Like Bret Hart and Undertaker Shawn Michaels type shit. What was his nickname? Shit I can’t remember. The music he would come out to was kinda dope honestly.

[dull boy]

That one cage match they had with ladders and that one dude with the glove he’d stick in your mouth. I used to wrestle and was pretty good but I don’t now. Those ropes they use look so bouncy. I never did that type wrestling though. In the gym I used to go to there was this guy who looked like Don Johnson from Miami Vice. I lived in Miami for a while. The girls down there are fly.

[dull boy]

I like to fly sometimes. Usually coach but once I got upgraded to first class because of a mix up with someone’s ticket. When I was a kid I got one of those Delta wing buttons and I used to have it but it got thrown away at some point probably.

[Blue Bayou]

Lmaoooooo

[Ouch]

Fuck you... lay off that fentanyl if you want that real real.. no fent cut I got

[dull boy]

My garbage can has one of those foot peddle openers and I like that when I’m making noodles or something and don’t have a free hand. Had this chick over once and we were watching that movie with the two dogs eating noodles and we tried to do it but it didn’t work out like in the movie. The couch we were sitting on was Ethan Allen I think. Like Allen Iverson. His crossover was crazy. I remember that game where he crossed Jordan over.

[dull boy]

Jordan was the best if you ask me.. like Kobe was good. I used to collect cards too. Sold them before the bottom fell out for like 5k. Made a few rent payments with that. Back when I lived in Kansas. It snows there and I hadn’t ever used snow tires. My girl was looking at me like I was some sort of buster. You know you hate it when I a girl can do some shit you know you should be doing. She bought a strap on once and I got all excited like she was gonna invite some chick friend of hers over but nah she wanted to fuck me. I’m like now hold on I’m not with that.

[dull boy]

It was made of some crazy type rubbery substance that felt like a real dick.. she was ready with lube and everything. Reminded me of this slipping slide we used to play on when I was a kid. It had that big splash pool at the end like in those commercials. We only had 4-5 channels when I was that age so it was mostly Fraggle Rock and Seasame Street. Maybe some He-Man I think. I had those toys too. That one dude with the flat head that looked like a battering ram. It’s actually sitting right under my tv now. I have a ton of channels. Not the most probably but a lot.

[dull boy]

I been watching The Outsider on HBO and it kind of pisses me off right because not only did HBO fuck up Deadwood but then they let those two writers fuck up GoT. Pisses me off. It’s like that other show Lost with the girl who ended up in a couple Marvel movies I think. Yea. She was Ant-Man. That little Spanish dude in that was hilarious. He should have his own spin off. I used to be Mexican but it’s been a long time since then. I’m black now I think. Fucking identity crisis.

[dull boy]

Y’all know that line by Em that’s like my split personality is having an identity crisis? It’s like that. Sometimes idk wtf I’m even saying. Mind altered by the henney and that’s my reasoning. Seasoning. I like to pepper and salt my steaks before hand. Maybe some garlic powder on there. Get the pan nice and hot give it a seer then stick it in the oven for a few minutes.

[Ouch]

My garbage can has one of those foot peddle openers and I like that when I’m making noodles or something and don’t have a free hand. Had this chick over once and we were watching that movie with the two dogs eating noodles and we tried to do it but it didn’t work out like in the movie. The couch we were sitting on was Ethan Allen I think. Like Allen Iverson. His crossover was crazy. I remember that game where he crossed Jordan over.

Yeah I think that time when he crossed Jordan over, I like how he did his corn rows that day... it kind of reminded me of the corn in the field of dreams.. Kevin Costner... man I love him... he was Robin Hood right...I didn’t like him in that but I like the Disney version of Robin Hood I loved the intro to that song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxnvxtYfsd4

Man I do love that song... brings back childhood memories... speaking of cock do you remember when the game cocks won that one game... I do.. I was talking to my dog George... I named him George because my cousin likes George Clooney

[Ouch]

And now you know... George Clooney is a dapper dan man god dammit, he doesn’t want any fop or palmate.. what is this a 2 horse town... one time I saw 2 horses... it was in a horrible place in Baton Rouge Louisiana.. it was a rinky dink carnival side show, they were all emaciated... and I thought wild wild horses.... Rolling Stones... I rolled a stone once and it went down a hill and hit a groundhog... you remember Groundhog Day by bill Murray... that feels like my life... you remember when bill Murray and Rza and Gza did a skit together... and rza pronounced Murray like muwwy.. does rza have a lisp... do I have a lisp

[Kill Spree]

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!

[Ouch]

Fuck you, you’re horrible.. and dull boy at least had a hella funny verse I read.. and his meaningless rants to point out I sometimes rant.. is funny...

[Kill Spree]

Fuck you, you’re horrible.. and dull boy at least had a hella funny verse I read.. and his meaningless rants to point out I sometimes rant.. is funny...

You ranting isn’t funny. Do us a favor and slice the rhino in half on your echo shirt with a steak knife

[Witty]

You ranting isn’t funny. Do us a favor and slice the rhino in half on your echo shirt with a steak knife

Ummm that wasn't very nice.

[White LGI]

Oh fuck...How good was Pun!!!

Fuck pun

That fat fuck coulda gave me five classic albums instead he wanted to eat himself to death. Fuck pun

[Pharaohs Army]

lol @ dull boy's ouch rant

[Blue Bayou]

lol @ dull boy's ouch rant

Lol it was amazing

and GONE at your sig....that's actually a real comment?

[Pharaohs Army]

yes he really said it Blue Bayou

[Exis]

Fuck pun

That fat fuck coulda gave me five classic albums instead he wanted to eat himself to death. Fuck pun

Pun should of eaten you nigga...

[uh-oh]

im just over here vibing to that robin hood shit

[Ouch]

im just over here vibing to that robin hood shit

Yeah I’m probably give or take a year for your age.. and my day care lady as a kid would play that Robin Hood shit on vhs over and over again that’s a dope whistling song and etc

I always thought it’d be dope to turn into a beat or a sample.. but I’m not able in those areas, and I think it would be hard to do

Anyway shit is tight to me

[the Munster]

was just thinking, "nobody tells you how annoying having a bunch of girlfriends is"

but actually yea they do. there are 2 movies that do it very well,
"How To Be A Player" and "8 1/2"

this shit annoying AF. theses hos annoying

This post reminded me of the movie “Crank” I always liked how they showed his interactions with his gf. Most of the time Hollywood does a terrible job with that and relationships and romance in general. I feel what you’re saying here lol