Universe diss

[Pharaohs Army]

Ho hum; I've seen better. You can't hack it.
Your verse is perfectly constructed but you can't rap it.
This lazy key? Sorry it's a bad habit...
This is for fun-- my tone isn't dour.
But someone has to check you-- You're drunk on power, editing for hours...
New song?; I didn't see. Because it's too long & I didn't read...
I'll be the first to say, your word-play is absurdly gay...
Unlike you I'll keep it short & sweet.
You're a dork, you're weak, & when I read your meme verse I fell asleep...
& I'm horrified to say this, but you glorified a rapist...
Compared to everyone else you think you're so much iller.
I find that odd because your verses have so much filler.
Lars on your dick because you rhyme multiple syllables.
He should like me more-- my slant rhymes are fucking incredible...
I won't waste your time with gunbars Or insult your girl.
But I can rap WITHOUT your manual-- I'll give it a whirl.
Your next one? Please save it.
No, wait, go ahead and post text manifestos from ya mom's basement...
Everyone loves you; how is this even possible?
(Cuz)If you ask me, you peaked seven drops-ago.
So PM me dude; I've got a few lines for you.
You'll have to settle for me, cuz Blue Bayou wouldn't waste his time on you.

[slecht]

Simple but straight to the pt.

[dull boy]

Honest question. Why are you dissing the guy?

[Flow]

Honest question. Why are you dissing the guy?

It's a sign of respect I believe.

[dull boy]

It's a sign of respect I believe.

I feel attacked.

[Flow]

I feel attacked.

He never dissed you?? What a cunt
#justicefordull

[Pharaohs Army]

Honest question. Why are you dissing the guy?

I guess as Flow said it is partly out of respect. Same reason I mocked dead man a couple times. For fun.
I think he's very talented and he had just posted 2 big pieces so I thought I'd get creative with a diss.
It is also partially because I thought his wordplay in meme was corny & annoying.
And he wrote a diss for Blue Bayou but I never saw a response so I thought I'd give him something to chew on.

[Bodey]

Honest question. Why are you dissing the guy?

for real though? lol

[Adverse]

Thought this was simple but effective, think Universe is a cool dude but also welcome this kind of competition among writers. Carry on gentlemen

[Eŋg]

i'm pretty sure this is how karma fucks you.

[Universe]

Cute.

I'll match your key, but I'm gonna tie one hand behind my back to make this a fair fight... metaphorically. So... Every line has to rhyme with your name...

Let's go!

This handicap's my nightmare collab, I have to rhyme with 'Pharaohs Army'
I'll maim this hater and hit him with a haymaker... I'm scarecrow Godly
I'm too upfront to ever back down, don't you dare post off me
The hardest thing about battling you is spelling 'Pharaoh' properly (ha)
You shoulda bean-grounded for that shit, but there's no roast coffee
You could have 9 lives and still die-green like your shared photo taught me
Excuse the syllable count, yeah, I'm legend-dairy like Harvey
If I'm in the basement of my parents property, why can't this weirdo top me? (Hmm?)
Can only take your pyramid-schemes up to a point, cuz they're so costly
If some can like your current flow, sitting in an electric chair won't shock me
Fags tell me you got a Giant tight end like Jeremy Shockey (lol apologies)
It's Doctor Seuss versus the inoperable tumor, prepare the lobotomy
Like an invisible deer to most hunting party's, steer clear bro, honestly
Apparently I peeked seven drops ago... but I think Aero saw me
And thank you for not spitting about some double barrel shotty
I'm a feral zombie that tears yo body 'til you can't repair no arteries
People ask me, "is that why that fat asses career's so wobbly"?
I said, "well I noticed his chair broke oddly... ergo, probably"
Looks like ya jealous-n'-stuck-up... no wonder your hair's so gnarly
Hope you got this out of your system PA, I don't wanna hear no Lars speech
Blue Bayou was busy getting laminated, but there's no guards seen
I already cooked that lamb-n'-ate-it, seared bones off beef
No hard feelings, like the opposite of Pharoah near Bruno memes
He must've been in the throes of some fit to do this... spare judo gi...

Okay, now I'm pushing it. Shout out to Bayou, Lars and Aero (who just had a convenient name)... This was harder than I thought it would be lol.

[Exis]

Lmao...

[Dope girl]

Y'all bugging because this is so dope

[Pharaohs Army]

Y'all bugging because this is so dope

Thanks alot Shine. Yes contrary to the line where I said I keyed this I actually spent a little time crafting it so the rhymes are some of my better work.

[Pharaohs Army]

Nice response Universe. I see you