Who got their $1200 and what you spending it on

[Answer]

Shit hasn't come yet for me, but some people have reported they got their checks already. I'm buying eddie for a fortnight, might look at some recording equipment

[kannon]

I ain't getting shit. #humblebrag

[Saint]

Got it last night.

[Blue Bayou]

I got my $1200 gunna make it rain sucks to be you pussy

[~RustyGunZ~]

that is like a big mac and a MEDIUM soda worth of money if you convert it to USD blue sorry

[Diode]

Phased out completely.

[Blue Bayou]

that is like a big mac and a MEDIUM soda worth of money if you convert it to USD blue sorry

it's a LARGE soda combo minimum asshole

[~RustyGunZ~]

That’s a medium here maple tits

[Blue Bayou]

I'ma buy a McDonald's in Cortland and piss in your cup

[~RustyGunZ~]

It was the closest spot off 81 I don’t actually go there

Place is all pedos and meth thought you’d get stabbed waiting for me to never show up

[Blue Bayou]

Coldest shit I ever heard....good riddance

[jamurai]

Like kannon and diode, I’m not getting a check.

Also... cortland, NY? Hoo boy.

[~RustyGunZ~]

It’s a rough place

Never recovered from the collapse of manufacturing in the US

[Zuo]

You had to have filed taxes this year in order to get it right?

[~RustyGunZ~]

Or last

[jamurai]

mm hm. Pretty much the case for all of upstate New York. I went to school up the road.

[Zuo]

Or last

Ok cool cause I owe money this year

[Aero]

Phased out completely.

Maybe next year.

[~RustyGunZ~]

mm hm. Pretty much the case for all of upstate New York. I went to school up the road.

Cuse? I’ve got shooters there watch your tone

Lenox

[jamurai]

Cuse? I’ve got shooters there watch your tone

Lenox

Nah I’m good

[~RustyGunZ~]

It’s fine I’m done with you

Aero those are big words from someone who’s name is on the lease but sleeps on the couch

[jamurai]

Awesome, I’ll be able to sleep easy now, thank you

[uh-oh]

jam's the man. hopefully the quarantine brings back the loots and stayt of mynds as well. we need more pr people here

[~RustyGunZ~]

Diode and you are cool but after Ouch I don’t trust an increase in new PR people

[Amen]

Phased out completely.

Yup.

Wifey gets a nice check, tho lol.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Yup.

Wifey gets a nice check, tho lol.

You’re not married?

[Amen]

You’re not married?

Not legally. Common law, yes.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Not legally. Common law, yes.

Why?

[Amen]

Why does it matter?

[Destroyer]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0B2NUqBs3TQ

[~RustyGunZ~]

Why does it matter?

Seems beta

Leaving her available for another man to take from you easily?

[Adverse]

I ain't got nothing yet. Was going to get one of those "haircut" things Seth keeps talking about too. Smh

[Inno]

Why does it matter?

don't worry bro im scared of commitment 2

[Blue Bayou]

Amen, you gay?

[uh-oh]

Being not legally married is more alpha than beta

Being forever alone tho>

[~RustyGunZ~]

I ain't got nothing yet. Was going to get one of those "haircut" things Seth keeps talking about too. Smh

Huh?

[Answer]

It's when someone uses scissors and other cutting utensils to make your hair shorter and in a particular style that you hopefully find flattering

[~RustyGunZ~]

Throw that into the bin of jokes to use at for your next prerecorded live special

[Aero]

Not legally. Common law, yes.

You don't need a piece of paper telling you that you guys are together.

Just get her an engagement ring but never get married. That's compromise and if you break up it's not messy.

[Candy]

i got mine..

[Amen]

You don't need a piece of paper telling you that you guys are together.

Just get her an engagement ring but never get married. That's compromise and if you break up it's not messy.

Lol basically.

Blue Bayou - No.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Sounds like Amen is a cuck

[Amen]

Im sure your wife is the alpha in that residence.

[Incredible]

Reports say that the poorest people get checks first. Js

[Blue Bayou]

Guess I shouldn't be so happy I've already got mine then damn..

[uh-oh]

mine hit the account this morning

im not in a rush to spend it since we have the great depression 2.0 around the corner

debating pulling all my money from the bank and buying gold

[Sharp]

Get the peloton dude

[Amen]

mine hit the account this morning

im not in a rush to spend it since we have the great depression 2.0 around the corner

debating pulling all my money from the bank and buying gold

Your president will have the country back up and running by May 1st.

[Destroyer]

Good news too, cause there’s probably still some uninfected folks out there...

[Answer]

mine hit the account this morning

im not in a rush to spend it since we have the great depression 2.0 around the corner

Have you no faith that the greatest president in American history is going to pull us out of this and make us all prosperous? Fucking communist

[White LGI]

Me and wifey got 1200 each....plus an additional 3500 for the kids....WHOOOOAA

[~RustyGunZ~]

Me and wifey got 1200 each....plus an additional 3500 for the kids....WHOOOOAA

7 kids?!

No wonder you have the intelligence of a wet diaper you’re up to your neck in them

[Destroyer]

If that dude has 7 kids, we’ve already lost.

[Inno]

Got mine. Rent and light bill here I come!

[dead man]

credit card debt wattup

[John Dillinger]

Your president will have the country back up and running by May 1st.

It’s your president too cuck

[Amen]

It’s your president too cuck

Gee, thanks for pointing that out, jit.

[Destroyer]

Calm down, knobs

[John Dillinger]

Gee, thanks for pointing that out, jit.

Lmao

[uh-oh]

Have you no faith that the greatest president in American history is going to pull us out of this and make us all prosperous? Fucking communist

the greatest president in american history doesn't shut down businesses and force private businesses to manufacture products like a tyrant all because of a fucking chest cold

death to the government

[John Dillinger]

Greatest prez was Nixon FWIW

[Amen]

Looking to pay $25,000 to all of us essential employees.

I doubt it’ll happen but would be nice.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Looking to pay $25,000 to all of us essential employees.

I doubt it’ll happen but would be nice.

Lit

I’m working and got my Trump buxx

I’m about to buy a jet ski if I get that hazard/corona payout

[Blue Bayou]

I better get at least half of that sum from Pierre's son

[NYCSPITZ]

credit card debt wattup

HOW THE FUCK U NOT RICH

[Ouch]

I haven't got mine, but I haven't filed taxes in the last 2 years.

I got on the IRS.gov website and went to the non filer section and filled everything out with my bank account info to direct deposit it...roughly 2 weeks ago. I'm not surprised that I haven't gotten it yet because of that.

My girlfriend does file taxes and she got hers on the 15th.

When I get mine i'll pay a couple of small bills and buy a few pairs of new kicks. Not like I really need more shoes, but thats probably what i'll do with it.

[Ouch]

I don't feel bad about taking the $1,200 (assuming they deposit it, which if they do what they say, they will).

I'd legitimately be working right now. If it weren't for the Corona scare I'd be making good money installing docks, but the owners of the company I'd be working for are shut down.

Which is crazy because I don't see how installing boat docks with 3 other people on the 'crew' could possibly be spreading Corona. You don't even talk to the customer face to face. But the owners of the business have shut down dunno if its because they have to or personal choice... but thats the weird non sensical world we're living in right now.

lemme get that $1,200 though I need some new jordans.

[Lenox]

Cuse? I’ve got shooters there watch your tone

Lenox

Lmfao

[Hush]

I haven't got mine, but I haven't filed taxes in the last 2 years.

I got on the IRS.gov website and went to the non filer section and filled everything out with my bank account info to direct deposit it...roughly 2 weeks ago. I'm not surprised that I haven't gotten it yet because of that.

My girlfriend does file taxes and she got hers on the 15th.

When I get mine i'll pay a couple of small bills and buy a few pairs of new kicks. Not like I really need more shoes, but thats probably what i'll do with it.

First off thank you for letting me know non tax filers are eligible that’s fire

Second buying Jordan’s sounds dumb bro





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I know you got kids bro cmon