Words that are pronounced like they’re spelled

[Zuo]

I’ll start it off

Colonel (Currnull)

[Zuo]

Oops lmao it’s supposed to say aren’t in the title thread
Blue Bayou can you fix?

[Candy]

plat - tea - puss / platypuss

[Zuo]

Not bad not bad


Carrot (care it)


Oscar (oss curr)

[Blue Bayou]

Don't have the power in this section sorry sexy

[uh-oh]

Contagion

[Witty]

People

[~RustyGunZ~]

Contagion

Barcotic

[Candy]

in cep/t/tion - inception

[Pharaohs Army]

I googled strange English spellings (or something like that). Saw a bunch.

[Zuo]

Banana (buh nanna)

Orange (are inge)

[Blue Bayou]

Fucking gone at are inge

What a leper

[Answer]

Faggot pronounced ‘Zelph’

[Blue Bayou]

Answer

[Amen]

Background

Back rounds, right Destroyer ?

[Zuo]

Compatible (Come pat a bull)

[Witty]

Except that's not how you are supposed to say that word.

[Witty]

Are Inge. Wtf.

Also here Carrot is more like Ca ritt.

[Geno]

Is that what weve become?

[Finnydot]

Yeah...this gotta be the biggest shitpost I've ever seen.

[Amen]

The audacity.

Zunto, get this wigga!

[Candy]

x creh ment - excrement

[Blue Bayou]

Audacity (odd ass Diddy)

[Answer]

Autism (Aww tiz um)

[Aero]

Contagion

[Universe]

Viking-dens... Barcotic

[Universe]

... and "aren't" apparently

[Destroyer]

Background

Back rounds, right Destroyer ?

I don’t really remember this but I get angry when I try to
I must have blocked it out

[Amen]

Audacity (odd ass Diddy)

Lmfao

[uh-oh]

I thought contagion would get more. Last time I try to relate to text

[Pharaohs Army]

Phlegm

[Barcotic]

Viking-dens... Barcotic
Oh Lord

[~RustyGunZ~]

I thought contagion would get more. Last time I try to relate to text

Aero tried stealing it a few posts above

[Blue Bayou]

I thought contagion would get more. Last time I try to relate to text

I mean, Aero copied you....that's something

[Blue Bayou]

Aero tried stealing it a few posts above

God damnit Sethua

[Pharaohs Army]

Autism (Aww tiz um)

Sorry the spelling of this seems on point.


I'd like to repeat my Phlegm submission. The PH F sound as well as the silent G. Seems like the best short word contender. Well, it & colonel.

[Blue Bayou]

Sort of (sore doves)

[Incredible]

Donut (dough-nut)
Badge (baaa-g)
Police (po-lees)


Fuhk-twel-v

[Zuo]

Phlegm

Thats a good one


Florida (flar iiduh)

[DMS]

Banana (buh nanna)

Orange (are inge)

That is not how you say orange

[Pakistani Hand Cannon]

This thread is aids

[Pharaohs Army]

Thats a good one


Florida (flar iiduh)

I say Florida how it's spelled

[Dope girl]

Butt(but)

[Blue Bayou]

Sotomize (saw demise)

[Universe]

Encumbered (income bird)

[Zuo]

Smelling salts (smell insults)

[Barcotic]

Smelling salts (smell insults)
*Smellin' salts

[Saint]

Repurpose/Reaper Piss

[Geno]

Cunt asian?

[El Muffin]

Audacity (odd ass Diddy)

cremated

[Universe]

Orange (are inge)

I'll fix this...

Oranges (or in jizz)

[Blue Bayou]

Smelling salts (smell insults)

I was so god damn mad about this

[Zuo]

Laundromat (lawn jree Matt)

[Barcotic]

I'll fix this...

Oranges (or in jizz)
What a waste

[Blue Bayou]

Gauges

[Candy]

aladeen - alah dean

[Zuo]

aladeen - alah dean

Lmao

[Sharp]

Butt(but)

[Blue Bayou]

LMAO

[Candy]

fabolous - fab our less

[Zuo]

fabolous - fab our less

Nah fabulous (fab uh liss)

[Candy]

trump - tea rump

[Candy]

are nole'd schwear tze a niggah - arnold schwarzenegger

[Candy]

share on stone - sharon stone

[Exis]

Teresa's Green...

[Zaddy]

Banana (buh nanna)

Orange (are inge)

[Zaddy]

Butt(but)

LMAO

[DMS]

DMS said GOAT

[Exis]

Russell Leaves...

[Witty]

Anybody who pronounces orange (are inge) deserves to be executed imo.