I'm jumping in

[john hensley]

So thanks to the brother INF, he offered me his spot in UrbanProwlers April Isolation tournament. Ironically I'm matched up with KungFuGrip in the 1st round. Me and Kung have some history(im 1-0 in a final round pic tourney on BragginWrites). I'm not sure if they'll change the rankings or not, but I'm excited. I probably am absolutely trash but I might surprise some people. Just pumped. Thank you INF

[Ouch]

you lets go right now... its 5 am punches i have none
lets battle

[john hensley]

What right here? We doing this in a battle arena?

[john hensley]

2 am here btw lol

[Ouch]

post a song that you like

[Ouch]

5 am here and I hate my daughter and y wife
.. I didn't used to hate them... but now I really do

[john hensley]

so many tears, tupac

[john hensley]

Ouch, buddy, I love ya.

I'm crashin though. Gonna put on some ancient aliens or something. Wish you the best with all my heart. I'm coming back on Saturday in the Prowlers tourney. I've got some free time so I'll be around.

LOVE to all of you guys. Aero, I appreciate the respect you've given me even though we never crossed paths in our two different text worlds. Props for your respect.

INF, thanks brother, that spot is gonna be fun

[Ouch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEvQOPUHGH8

[Ouch]

haha.. yeah Hensley you know I fought in things in front of everyone

I remember you....went to prison for a long time which really fucke dme up... and I still picture of you throwing hard in a hard ball

like a middle aged pitcher in a young thing


thats hwo I remever you my nigga

[Ouch]

I know you remember me... and you probably figured i'd end up better.. but i'm alright and fcuk it

[Blue Bayou]

So thanks to the brother INF, he offered me his spot in UrbanProwlers April Isolation tournament. Ironically I'm matched up with KungFuGrip in the 1st round. Me and Kung have some history(im 1-0 in a final round pic tourney on BragginWrites). I'm not sure if they'll change the rankings or not, but I'm excited. I probably am absolutely trash but I might surprise some people. Just pumped. Thank you INF


The rankings don't matter lol

Ouch that's some cold stuff about your fam I beg you to put down the bottle as of 1am moving forward

[Ouch]

I don't even remember commenting on this... and I didn't even know UPN still existed... even for like a year before I went away and wen't away for years it was just like 10 different people posting about basketball and basically jerking each other off

like.. ohhh wow you're so witty, wow so are you! and we're just going to circle jerk each other off over and over again for years. No one actually wrote anything.

ahh kobe meme... well look at my meme ha ha.. fuck you... but lets jerk each other off. Lame

but yeah I remember KungFuGrip... I always thought him and ProperHops were the same person... just because they said they knew each other in real life (from what I remember) and they wrote the same way... and they were pretty witty, same person or not.

But i've got faith in Hensley he's witty.. and I know he'll actually try and put effort into it. I wouldn't call that Hens and underdog...

[Ouch]

but what I didn't know is that they still even have shit on UPN those dudes jerk each other off and stroke egos like no other and that was like 10 years ago.. im sure its even worse now.

[Saint]

They're active on a Facebook group. Up until now that's how the members stay in touch.

[Neighbor]

Shout out INF w/ the assist

Hensley too cold

[Ouch]

Shout out INF w/ the assist

Hensley too cold


did I vote on your battle on here? I can't remember

[Neighbor]

did I vote on your battle on here? I can't remember

Which one?

[Ouch]

my browser reset right before I could post an in depth critique.. but you beat that dude...

you won.. I'm 30 and i've always thought of this as like... a comedy line type shit.. with some wit...

I posted my shit on reddit roast me... and they said I looked like a fat ghetto Goomba from super mario... and i'm not fat, the other maybe... and I had to look up Goomba.. its the things that super mario jumps on... haha.

The little witty nerds that are on redditt roast me would be legends on here.... Majority of them aren't funny and are generic, but the good ones would be legend status.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Did this really require a thread?

Aero Blue Bayou kungfugrip Fracture Cashius where are yalls threads about joining a tournament on a dead forum?!

[Blue Bayou]

Did this really require a thread?

Aero Blue Bayou kungfugrip Fracture Cashius where are yalls threads about joining a tournament on a dead forum?!

I started my thread 3 days ago..

[Answer]

Don’t mind seth, he’s just mad his SC thread is doing aero numbers

Forreal though, this is just wishful thinking but it’d be cool if they brought the UP tourney here and increased the number to a proper 32. Lots of fellow old heads I’d like to meet in the ring that I never had a chance to

[Bomb Bard]

Y’all respected King Fu and he drops that verse? And shits on Aero? Fuck y’all

[Neighbor]

Don’t mind seth, he’s just mad his SC thread is doing aero numbers

Forreal though, this is just wishful thinking but it’d be cool if they brought the UP tourney here and increased the number to a proper 32. Lots of fellow old heads I’d like to meet in the ring that I never had a chance to

I was thinking the same thing

[NoetiC]

Hensley - i added you to the match, so if anyone has a way to reach him and let him know, please do as the verses are due tomorrow

INF - didnt realize you were kyo/tragic, but i left your name on the match as well in case you changed your mind and wanted to make it a threeway, i felt that was more fair given the circumstances

Ouch - the site your describing doesnt seem accurate to me, but to each their own


as for the rankings - i put 16 names into a random number generator, and thats how the seedings work. everyone that was added after was given a continuing sequence of those numbers. I did it that way because most of the people havent written in 5-10 years and the rankings that would have applied to all of us back then dont mean they would apply to us now. ironically enough, the random generator provided seedings that made the tournament interesting. theres very little fat in this tourney, expect to see some dope matches round 1. once it gets to round 2, its going to be fire from then on. i wasnt able to post for a few days on this site when i made my account so it made it difficult to reach people besides using direct messaging.

But yeah, there is an OG tourney going at UPN that was birthed out of the corona virus quarantine, hence the name April Isolation.

If anyone is interested in checking it out, here is the link, as long as you come as a guest, not signed in, you can see all the matches and what not. but once you create a login, if it is new, the restrictions likely wont let you, so keep that in mind. if you have an old account and dont remember your passoword, drop your upn name and i'll reset your password.

link:
http://www.urbanprowlers.net/vb/forumdisplay.php?f=43

[uh-oh]

NoetiC

is there a way to see my old posts? i remember posting some beats there years ago but my profile has like 200+posts lol. seems there is restrictions tho on seeing what posts/threads i made

[Bomb Bard]

Hensley - i added you to the match, so if anyone has a way to reach him and let him know, please do as the verses are due tomorrow

INF - didnt realize you were kyo/tragic, but i left your name on the match as well in case you changed your mind and wanted to make it a threeway, i felt that was more fair given the circumstances

Ouch - the site your describing doesnt seem accurate to me, but to each their own


as for the rankings - i put 16 names into a random number generator, and thats how the seedings work. everyone that was added after was given a continuing sequence of those numbers. I did it that way because most of the people havent written in 5-10 years and the rankings that would have applied to all of us back then dont mean they would apply to us now. ironically enough, the random generator provided seedings that made the tournament interesting. theres very little fat in this tourney, expect to see some dope matches round 1. once it gets to round 2, its going to be fire from then on. i wasnt able to post for a few days on this site when i made my account so it made it difficult to reach people besides using direct messaging.

But yeah, there is an OG tourney going at UPN that was birthed out of the corona virus quarantine, hence the name April Isolation.

If anyone is interested in checking it out, here is the link, as long as you come as a guest, not signed in, you can see all the matches and what not. but once you create a login, if it is new, the restrictions likely wont let you, so keep that in mind. if you have an old account and dont remember your passoword, drop your upn name and i'll reset your password.

link:
http://www.urbanprowlers.net/vb/forumdisplay.php?f=43

What’s the point if we can’t make an account and vote.

[Cashius]

Did this really require a thread?

Aero Blue Bayou kungfugrip Fracture Cashius where are yalls threads about joining a tournament on a dead forum?!

Lol, I went on there and read a battle from the top of their league thread and thought man this sucks...then realized the battle was from 2004.

[NoetiC]

What’s the point if we can’t make an account and vote.


votes are restricted to accounts created before 2015 and have over 1k posts, as well as the people in the tournament. the majority of upn vote fairly and are able to recognize talent. we cannot say the same for random strangers. the tourney was to bring the OG's of upn together as most of us are actual friends in real life. i decided to extend a few entries to this site as a courtesy, i didnt realize it was going to cause so many headaches among some of the people here. if you dont want to view the tourney, you dont have to, again-just a courtesy

[Neighbor]

Lol, I went on there and read a battle from the top of their league thread and thought man this sucks...then realized the battle was from 2004.

The real question is, why wasn’t I notified?

[Aero]

Y’all respected King Fu and he drops that verse? And shits on Aero? Fuck y’all

lol he's rusty but I like what you're saying.

[Bomb Bard]

votes are restricted to accounts created before 2015 and have over 1k posts, as well as the people in the tournament. the majority of upn vote fairly and are able to recognize talent. we cannot say the same for random strangers. the tourney was to bring the OG's of upn together as most of us are actual friends in real life. i decided to extend a few entries to this site as a courtesy, i didnt realize it was going to cause so many headaches among some of the people here. if you dont want to view the tourney, you dont have to, again-just a courtesy

No it’s awesome to read and not vote. My thing. Thanks

[Bomb Bard]

lol he's rusty but I like what you're saying.

He’s rusty is your response... no wonder the vets call you a bitch

[~RustyGunZ~]

nah he was never good just a lower standard in his time

[~RustyGunZ~]

Lol, I went on there and read a battle from the top of their league thread and thought man this sucks...then realized the battle was from 2004.

I only knew of the place cus of nika and serge but it's been dead since before I even started battling loool

[Aero]

He’s rusty is your response... no wonder the vets call you a bitch


Only vet that calls me a bitch is your mom when she's pegging me.

[Bomb Bard]

Only vet that calls me a bitch is your mom when she's pegging me.

Exactly faggot...


NOT TODAY ALOE!

[kungfugrip]

Its a pic match now Johnny

[kungfugrip]

Y’all respected King Fu and he drops that verse? And shits on Aero? Fuck y’all

Why dont you sign up then? If dudes were this emotional and biased no intersite battles would have been so dope back in the day. Why dont you show and prove there young man

[Ouch]

hahahaha... now whast up you little baseball playing pussy....... you fuck around with proper hops..



lets go nigga

[kungfugrip]

I retired 15 years ago and you pretended to be another guy.

The audacity of you kids man.

[kungfugrip]

AND i defended you

[kungfugrip]

No honour amongst the new breed, i guess

[Ouch]

lol im ouch... less than 2 years aggo I went to prison for 10 years,,,,,,,,, let go



literlerally im ont kidding iv'e got a yeti cup.. im drking mt doew out'd a large yetti cut with a lot of vodka... so thats what it tis

[Ouch]

ayy gett em though. kungugrip... and blue gettem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFWy17DCqBo

[Blue Bayou]

lol im ouch... less than 2 years aggo I went to prison for 10 years,,,,,,,,, let go



literlerally im ont kidding iv'e got a yeti cup.. im drking mt doew out'd a large yetti cut with a lot of vodka... so thats what it tis


Nice

[Blue Bayou]

Its a pic match now Johnny

Love it. Hens forever my guy but I got Kung if it's pics...Welcome back

Sign into the NBL

[Ouch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6H2DytO23o

[Ouch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6H2DytO23o

[kungfugrip]

Blue is dope, i remember him, i think you beat me and Users alias in the RBL. But lets be real man, if i came back with the way i was in 09 things would get messy

[Ouch]

i hRW ll you

[Blue Bayou]

Blue is dope, i remember him, i think you beat me and Users alias in the RBL. But lets be real man, if i came back with the way i was in 09 things would get messy

It was you LOL

I got told it was User and Frac cuz of the TRE thing...but hey, fun times

Stick around....leagues solid atm if you feel like writing

Respect but by 09 I like my chances....... Spotlight in the league?

[Ouch]

https://www.onlinebanking.pnc.com/alservlet/PNCOnlineBankingServletLogin

you tlak a lot

[Ouch]

[urlr]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvAOW1oTMuw[ufl]

ghzgx ghd lo in xonb

[Blue Bayou]

[urlr]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvAOW1oTMuw[ufl]

ghzgx ghd lo in xonb

Ouch you gotta put the bottle down and call it a night fam

[kungfugrip]

Y’all respected King Fu and he drops that verse? And shits on Aero? Fuck y’all

It was you LOL

I got told it was User and Frac cuz of the TRE thing...but hey, fun times

Stick around....leagues solid atm if you feel like writing

Respect but by 09 I like my chances....... Spotlight in the league?

Maybe only during quarantine. Well see how the UPN tourney goes. Im sooooo bored dude.

[kungfugrip]

TREdone was me and User, btw

[kungfugrip]

So congrats, thats bragging rights lmao

[Ouch]

lets get real pussy... and im from b-boys and prj aand whatever and killed ytiy,, I remember you and proper hopes I beersonality I thin I could take own blue Bayou... but I think you can't do shit

[Ouch]

act facrcaute
or resin

[Ouch]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKPXDPKFtmM

[kungfugrip]

Ok thanks fag

[kungfugrip]

Does anyone have anything cool to say

[Blue Bayou]

Maybe only during quarantine. Well see how the UPN tourney goes. Im sooooo bored dude.

Hopefully it isn't no shows across the board

Just an FYI, it's only a 10 week league if you are interested

[Blue Bayou]

So congrats, thats bragging rights lmao

Interesting you'd think i consider that bragging rights

[kungfugrip]

Beating me and User together? Cmon man

[Neighbor]

Hey kungfugrip

Heard a lot about you

[Blue Bayou]

Beating me and User together? Cmon man

Yeah fair point....I enjoyed that battle

You two played off each other well

[kungfugrip]

Hey kungfugrip

Heard a lot about you
Did you hear about my huge dick

[Blue Bayou]

Did you hear about my huge dick

i know a bitch in Windsor that said you were limp af with coke dick and embarrassed yourself

[slecht]

wow lol.

[kungfugrip]

Ive softied more women than most men have fucked so thats probably true

[Saint]

Werent you an underwear model at one point? Lol

[kungfugrip]

Yeah man. Lifes crazy.

[Blue Bayou]

you still in Ontario?

[~RustyGunZ~]

fracture was the last one of you lame faggots to try and come back and I bodied him back into hiding

sup pussygrip

[kungfugrip]

You didnt beat Fracture and you couldnt hold his water bottle son

[~RustyGunZ~]

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=121887&highlight=fracture

body

[kungfugrip]

Somebody wash my eyes out lmao Jesus

[~RustyGunZ~]

I think you two just come from a different era that lacked creativity it's okay

[Ouch]

You didnt beat Fracture and you couldnt hold his water bottle son

fuck in nigga.. i;m here.. ... ill do it. good ita l tfracture sucked,,, those niggas sucked.. really right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiusDE0KND8

[kungfugrip]

Step up after Neighbour, ill drop you in a creative way i promise

[Blue Bayou]

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=121887&highlight=fracture

body

i'd never actually read the battle before LOL

[Ouch]

its ok
im listening to marlying manson

[Ouch]

lets see what up

[Blue Bayou]

its ok
im listening to marlying manson

what song? i love MM

Para Noir

[Ouch]

i hagte al this thist

\
\

[Blue Bayou]

i asked you a question faggit

[Bomb Bard]

Why dont you sign up then? If dudes were this emotional and biased no intersite battles would have been so dope back in the day. Why dont you show and prove there young man

I tried admin wont activate the account

[~RustyGunZ~]

i'd never actually read the battle before LOL

he got hurt bad

[kungfugrip]

I tried admin wont activate the account

Sounds like you should shut the fuck up then

[~RustyGunZ~]

I just saw the battle you posted on UPN

I got bars for your meth'd out ass

[Bomb Bard]

Sounds like you should shut the fuck up then

Or else what

[kungfugrip]

Or else what

Or else you will fade away into obscurity

[Bomb Bard]

Or else you will fade away into obscurity

Lmfao

[john hensley]

What a thread


Kungerz i posted a pic


Your pic is really not helping me btw


Your parade twerk and japanimation line made me laugh btw


*fire emoji*

[kungfugrip]

I cant do generic lines man

I have a mortgage and an annoying wife and hemmheroids

Give me some material

Does anyone really care if they win or lose at this point

[john hensley]

Not really.

[john hensley]

Struggling w my last 2 lines. Be ready soon tho lol

[john hensley]

Posted.

Howd i do for 6 years off?


http://www.urbanprowlers.net/vb/showthread.php?t=77578&page=2

[Elfo]

Not bad. Not good either, but not bad

[john hensley]

Come on kung let's fire emoji this shit up.

Thanks Elfo. At least i can still rhyme

[Orc]

Well done fellas

[kungfugrip]

That Overcover cop line was my favourite

All for the jokes guy

[john hensley]

I liked it. Nice job

Buble was jokes, oregano, and siri lines

Glad we got it in