SPOTLIGHT PIC Battle: kungfugrip vs. Neighbor - NEIGH WINS

[Blue Bayou]

20 lines
due by 1am EST tonight
Post pics immeidately
Should be a great read

kungfugrip
Neighbor

[kungfugrip]

https://i.imgur.com/SwTYT6W.jpg

[Blue Bayou]

Neighbor

[Blue Bayou]

https://imgur.com/YUJh3NR.jpg

[Blue Bayou]

i'll kill everyone in this thread

ITS UP

[kungfugrip]

https://imgur.com/YUJh3NR.jpg


Listen, we dont need hostility
You look like me if i lost all my street credibility
Battling me is at YOUR discretion.
Youre a member of One Direction Sexually looking in 4 different Directions
How you a rapper? Ima make your head count beats
Laying your head down after you mother made your 100 thread count sheets
And no woman aint into being your wife
Tellin her friends shes gonna marry the most average white man shes ever seen in her life
You aint nothing but a nerdy whore
Looking like a semen escaped the Smush Room by Ronny from the Jersey Shorey
No wonder you like to flex and babble
You're Tony Sopranos son, but less manly & into text battles
Raps not your thing. U aint riding with niggas dude
What youre riding with is Guidos, no skills, and some ginger pubes

[kungfugrip]

Sorry only 14

[NoetiC]

so 1am EST came and went...


now what?


Kung wins by no show? outstanding display of prowess Neighbor, smh

[Neighbor]

ayo

Welcome to 2020. I know it's been a blur; ya site's gone.
Lookin' like some1just dug you out the Prowlers' archives & turned the lights on.
Your whole act's a straight gimmick so don't try& play victim.
Fuck a 5 O'clock Shadow.. ur what jumps out of 1 @Midnight to rape women.
We're leagues apart. U saw my name & felt salty.
Cuz I don't recognize you, but that face DOES kinda ring a Bell...'s Palsy.
Are you Gothic? Steam Punk? Emo? Depressed?
Looked at you &all I saw was 'White Stripes' w/out the 3 on your chest.
Fuck's up w/ the Lighting? I'll murk this guy w/ no effort.
Looks like u Hitchhiking thru the Sahara & any bitch u pull's been Dry as a Desert.
Ur outfit's atrocious; lemme make this more fuckin' clear.
That shit's a 'black-on-black crime' that set African Americans back 400 yrs.
He spends his days payin' prostitutes & hittin' vapes.
&you need to 'get off drugs outside the Camera, Grip'. We found ya Dr. Drew audition tape.
This can't be real. The fuck you thinkin', clown?
Check my PM's tomorrow &read, 'you see Ouch made a kungfugrip account?'
I throw haymakers. Ur too halfhearted to stand.
The Floral be what ur Hittin'.. but shoutout 2the corny flash art on ya hand.
Crawl back in ur hole.. & I ain't mean2 ruin ya day, dog.
But if u win by the Skin of ur Teeth, it's cuz all that coke got you Chewing ya Face Off.

20pz

[Neighbor]

My bad, I was on my phone

Add on if you want kungfugrip

[Destroyer]

What are we doing?
Voting? Is Kung adding to this?
I’m gonna abstain from voting because Kung noshowwd me for a pic battle in 2011 and I’m still raw about it

but if you’re down for another spotlight battle...

[kungfugrip]

Vote

[kungfugrip]

And add on lets keep going cypher style

[Destroyer]

man, you really want votes?
How about making this like an exhibition match like when Rocky fought Thunderlips?

[kungfugrip]

Fuckin vote fag

[kungfugrip]

These guys dont even stay up past 2am

Im starting to regret this decision

[NoetiC]

you guys were given essentially an hour to post (1 hour and 17 minutes to be precise), Kung posted within under an hour of this thread going up, and Neighbor posted 10 min after the deadline and 30min after Kung dropped his verse.


So right off the bat, that doesnt look good for Neighbor when there is a discussion going on elsewhere and he commits to being able to drop something within an hour and not actually doing it. That being said, i do give him props for showing, as a lot of people will noshow once a verse is dropped against them that they think is good cause they dont want to waste their time losing.


As for the battle...

Kung won this, which is surprising as he dropped 14 lines and neighbor responded with 20. but the reasoning comes down to this being a pic battle, all of kungs lines dissed neighbors pic directly, the way he looked, the fact he was laying on the bed, and they were witty lines for the most part.

as for Neighbor, he did make a few lines towards the pic talking about how homeless he looks, etc, but he also went outside the pic and was talking about things irrelevant to the battle. but also, he did a bells palsy line that was unbelievably bad and forced that made me kinda cringe. the verse in general was pretty good except for the bells palsy line.


vote - kung. like i said i think kung dissed neighbors pic much better, whereas neighbor used it half as much. also kungs flow was better.

[kungfugrip]

My bad, I was on my phone

Add on if you want kungfugrip

All good bro nice one

[Destroyer]

Look, someone fucking just ban all of Corleone’s dumb fucking aliases?
Fucking 40 lines of dreck every time the guy posts
That Kung verse was hot trash. If he was HoF and you could be removed from HoF for dropping a shit verse, this would be that verse. If in my battle with Neighbor this week, my bars were like “not smart, b..... u look like a thumb that someone drew on in sharpie,” that is what this is comparable to. He got handily destroyed by a drunken neighbor. He should regret this and certainly regret a number of the choices he’s made since walking away from text in ‘06. If this battle gets more votes than mine with neigh, an even bigger travesty.

[Elfo]

so 1am EST came and went...


now what?


Kung wins by no show? outstanding display of prowess Neighbor, smh

Who invited this cringelord

[Flow]

Lol neighbour won this but I enjoyed both. Didn't feel either was really doing any more then fucking around with it mind, neighbour didn't really even hit the picture that much but the tie ins were funny. He five I clock shadow rape got me leaned for sure. And whoever did the one direction bar, that was funny. Anyway nice battle guys.

[Bomb Bard]

Wasn’t feeling much of kungs verse. Can tell he just keyed it some
Basic disses I fuck with the Smush room bar and his closer that’s about it


Neigh came out swinging right off the bat

Archives , 5 o clock shadow, white stripes, ouch/kung fu account was lol and your closer was choppy but decent


This was one sided props to both tho


V/Neigh

[kungfugrip]

Look, someone fucking just ban all of Corleone’s dumb fucking aliases?
Fucking 40 lines of dreck every time the guy posts
That Kung verse was hot trash. If he was HoF and you could be removed from HoF for dropping a shit verse, this would be that verse. If in my battle with Neighbor this week, my bars were like “not smart, b..... u look like a thumb that someone drew on in sharpie,” that is what this is comparable to. He got handily destroyed by a drunken neighbor. He should regret this and certainly regret a number of the choices he’s made since walking away from text in ‘06. If this battle gets more votes than mine with neigh, an even bigger travesty.
Ok now i know youre not an Aloe alias lmao.

You need to chill bro. I set up a battle for you and you ducked. Be scared if you want, just dont take it out on me lmaooo

[kungfugrip]

Oh wait, maybe that was another guy. Whatever.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Look, someone fucking just ban all of Corleone’s dumb fucking aliases?
Fucking 40 lines of dreck every time the guy posts
That Kung verse was hot trash. If he was HoF and you could be removed from HoF for dropping a shit verse, this would be that verse. If in my battle with Neighbor this week, my bars were like “not smart, b..... u look like a thumb that someone drew on in sharpie,” that is what this is comparable to. He got handily destroyed by a drunken neighbor. He should regret this and certainly regret a number of the choices he’s made since walking away from text in ‘06. If this battle gets more votes than mine with neigh, an even bigger travesty.


PREACH

I’m taking G cards from a lot of NCGs for gassing these wack faggots for a decade plus

Never been so disappointed

[Blue Bayou]

It's one semi drunk battle these guys threw up in an hour

Don't be faggits

[Barcotic]

One bleeds tang and the other bleeds dust
Being faggots will never change

[Destroyer]

Well then we should definitely spotlight it then.
I swear to god, Canada.
It’s like you want the Us to constantly make you look dumb

[Blue Bayou]

Well then we should definitely spotlight it then.
I swear to god, Canada.
It’s like you want the Us to constantly make you look dumb

100 due in an hour

Check

[Destroyer]

pics?

[Blue Bayou]

pics?

I was just playing... I don't want that smoke

[Orc]

Liked the opener from Kung, was ok

Neigh had 5 o clock shadow and white stripes

Neigh wins

[Blue Bayou]

Liked the opener from Kung, was ok

Neigh had 5 o clock shadow and white stripes

Neigh wins


Hey friend

Still interested in that soccer theme battle?

Maybe week 6?

[dull boy]

Neighbor took this easily. Kung sounding like he hasn’t aged emotionally in 15 years.

[Blue Bayou]

Neigh wins . Props to both for dropping within an hour

[Blue Bayou]

This was a slaughter

[Wavy Crockett]

This was a slaughter

But we both have equally shitty beards, so it’s a tie

[Victor.]

Neigh got it all

[Clutbuck]

Neigh won easily

Kung was awfulolz

[Barcotic]

Neigh wasn't even Neigh and he won

So disappointed
I liked the old Kung

[Victor.]

Yeah I was a big fan of Kung on my txt nerd days


So I got no axe to grind


I want the old dudes to be dope


They Suck at this now



But I do as well all legends die

[Barcotic]

Except snitch9 apparently

Wtf @ the numbers
This current world is retarded

[White LGI]

Kung shit was ROFLZ



That most average white guy line was funny


He wins


UPN NIGGA

[Ouch]

this was a good battle i'd give it to neighbor by a bit though... but there is no doubt I laughed and and thought almost everything from kungfu was good.. sorry for being a lazy bum and not breaking it all down

you'll just have to trust me, I think Neighbor won... but not by much honestly.

[Ouch]

Kung shit was ROFLZ



That most average white guy line was funny


He wins


UPN NIGGA


fuck UPN but yeah kungs shit was really funny... still thought he barely lost though

if we were voting for over all creativity kung wins... but thats not it

[Ouch]

that tony sopranos son line was pretty funny for sure

[Ouch]

Yeah I was a big fan of Kung on my txt nerd days


So I got no axe to grind


I want the old dudes to be dope


They Suck at this now



But I do as well all legends die


kung aint no fucking legend and who you know from out here.... your name ain't ringing no bells boi

[Geno]

Nm..

[White LGI]

kung aint no fucking legend and who you know from out here.... your name ain't ringing no bells boi

Ouch you want to be a text legend bad bro....nobody remembers you homie.....but we love your drug induced rants....

Good morning bookie