URBAN PROWLERS DRINKING GAME, KEG UP PUSSIES

[Answer]

Alright fellas, round 1 drinking game time. Get the fucking kegs out you losers, we're all getting cirrhosis


Take a drink for each time someone drops at least 3 lines in a row where nothing rhymes



If you can't mash potatoes then you can't have the fattest nigga in all this shit,
Diabeetus coma times hardest, pardon, user eats regardless,
Remorseless, haunt pizzas like poltergeist,
My advice 'fore you get too fat, is think life,

take a drink every time every time someone drops some shit sinacog would write

Watch that gas collapse now..
I literally created stars..
Look up in the sky...
Galaxy's the limit.
Yall had music industry dreams...
I actually DID it.
Back to loe tho...that god awful voice
Satan Hates..

take a drink every time you see a bar that was hot when we were in middle school

you couldn't be a G if you were the green bay packers logo

4/20 was last month, but I'm always down to smoke a Jay

Friday the 13th's the only time anyone named Jason is feared

take a drink every time someone gets called an ass-fucking goblin who gets fucked by penis shaped monoliths

now its all shit, bet you hate these young kids
youre an ass fucking goblin who gets fucked by penis shaped monoliths

[Blue Bayou]

Fuck me this is great

[Neighbor]

gone

[Blue Bayou]

Update

I'm absolutely hammered drunk

[Neighbor]

Party pooper

[~RustyGunZ~]

If more people show to that tourney we’re all gonna be Ouch posting at 4am tonight

[Sharp]

Gone

Good shit

[uh-oh]

pro's verse was fire

i feel embarrassed for you guys that you don't get it, and embarrassed for him that he explained it lol

[Ouch]

lol i;m really mad because there is a ball park right down the street and I'm a college athetic, but im nothing now. but still kids are stil there.. and uh a few games,,, and I need to get my ball pumped up (i know that sounds dumb) but all I need to do is pump up my thing... but fuck amazon.., and I dont care if you guys believe me or not... I was a college baskeball

[Ouch]

it didn't do anything for or not... but still

[Ouch]

haha uhoh ,. your nigga is da god... and who;s your dude flacco.. co eon now

[Ouch]

you know who i hate is browns nigga.. and also dont like the browns qb. I cant remember that asshole... hes alright htough... but still nah a loot of peole who i've known and are all around that can do that

[Ouch]

whatever thing about I played basketball for a large community colllegs... i'm and athelete...but its hard

[Ouch]

I want to watch that jordan documentary

[Aero]

Party pooper

I swear to goodness Neigh you better chill

[Neighbor]

I swear to goodness Neigh you better chill

First 4 bars were absolute fire

[NoetiC]

did ouch just have a stroke?

[Neighbor]

did ouch just have a stroke?

Nah, that's just how he is

[NoetiC]

stellar

[Answer]

pro's verse was fire

i feel embarrassed for you guys that you don't get it, and embarrassed for him that he explained it lol

There’s nothing fire about making a parody verse. It's uncreative, been done before dozens of times, and it's corny. 80% of that tournament writes like I did before I learned what a punchline was. Speaking of which, 7th grade was a good time. I was about 12 or 13 years old, still adjusting to having armpit hair for the first time and an erection 24/7 and my whole worldview changed when I stumbled onto a porno of a girl fucking her dog on Kazaa thinking I was downloading Nickelback album

[Blue Bayou]

did ouch just have a stroke?

He's fine until about 6pm, that seems to be the tipping point I've noticed.

It's his second after dinner trip to the liquor store that does him in....The point of no return

[Diode]

why is aloe still around i thought he'd be a famous internet rap sensation by now

[Ajax]

Not even questioning these disses (which are all fine and on point), but are you the same Answer that used to post on UPN and get ignored years ago? Just curious.

[Answer]

Tbh I've been around more sites than I can remember, but to the best of my knowledge I've never battled on UPN and I've definitely never been an active member of the site.

If you're referring to this person, it's not me:

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=2704&highlight=answer

that being said, that battle's from 2003. In 2003, I was 13 years old, probably on hiphopairplay under the name Apostle and if you dig up my verses from that time, I was mostly definitely wack because it was 2003 and I was 13 years old.

Let's stick to talking about what yall are writing in 2020 as 30-40 year old men

[~RustyGunZ~]

Let's stick to talking about what yall are writing in 2020 as 30-40 year old men

goneee

[Ajax]

Tbh I've been around more sites than I can remember, but to the best of my knowledge I've never battled on UPN and I've definitely never been an active member of the site.

If you're referring to this person, it's not me:

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=2704&highlight=answer

that being said, that battle's from 2003. In 2003, I was 13 years old, probably on hiphopairplay under the name Apostle and if you dig up my verses from that time, I was mostly definitely wack because it was 2003 and I was 13 years old.

Let's stick to talking about what yall are writing in 2020 as 30-40 year old men

I wasn’t trying to diss you. Just wondering if that was you or not.

None of the guys involved in that tourney have written anything in almost a decade. It was quite literally just an old poker game we decided to re-play once because of this quarantine. Everyone was shocked that you guys still actually did this shit. So, calm down on the trash talking. We’ve been living our lives while you’ve been continuing to do the shit we created 20 years ago.

[NoetiC]

Not even questioning these disses (which are all fine and on point), but are you the same Answer that used to post on UPN and get ignored years ago? Just curious.




this might sound weird, but were you friends with Talos back in the day. I think i kinda remember your name

[Answer]

I wasn’t trying to diss you. Just wondering if that was you or not.

None of the guys involved in that tourney have written anything in almost a decade. It was quite literally just an old poker game we decided to re-play once because of this quarantine. Everyone was shocked that you guys still actually did this shit. So, calm down on the trash talking. We’ve been living our lives while you’ve been continuing to do the shit we created 20 years ago.

I’ll be real with you, and keep in mind I only represent myself here. I’m just talking shit because it’s fun/funny for me. I don’t have any real ill will toward anyone on upn, tbh I ran on a different group of sites than most people on NC, so I don’t really know y’all. If it’s something you’re all doing for old times sake, I respect that. I’m just not a fan of the way kung fu fighting was acting, so I posted this thread to see where it goes, but he seemed to turn ghost after a day.

Keep doing your thing, it’s all love

[Ajax]

I’ll be real with you, and keep in mind I only represent myself here. I’m just talking shit because it’s fun/funny for me. I don’t have any real ill will toward anyone on upn, tbh I ran on a different group of sites than most people on NC, so I don’t really know y’all. If it’s something you’re all doing for old times sake, I respect that. I’m just not a fan of the way kung fu fighting was acting, so I posted this thread to see where it goes, but he seemed to turn ghost after a day.

Keep doing your thing, it’s all love

No doubt. I think Kung was just drunk and having fun and talking shit too. but, I don’t speak for him and he doesn’t speak for everyone else anyway. Most of us were around a long time before he was, tbh. And all ran on different sites before UPN. My guess is that he was just fucked up and talking shit cuz he’s a funny guy. And today, he was a little more hungover than the rest of us and is out doing his thing. Ha. But who the fuck knows.

Personally, I think it’s kinda awesome that you guys are still doing this. We all abandoned it a long time ago and it seemed to die out. But, somehow it’s been resurrected here. That’s pretty cool. I don’t know if any of the old heads are on here, but if they are, they’ll testament to that.

[NoetiC]

kung was drunk the night all that went down.

he def has skill, but he also wilds out when he is drunk and loves stirring the pot when it comes being a troll.

gotta give him props though, he came to this site and called out one of your better dudes and immediately battled him. not many people ride like that lol



as for upn, you wont find dudes from there making threads or comments about how this or that site sucks or is trash. were old and chill for the most part. Ive seen enough here to see many people think upn peeps have big egos or that were trash. but were nonconfrontational so the most youll get in a response is cool or nice, and somehow thats interpreted as we are shitty.

cool.

[Blue Bayou]

I wasn’t trying to diss you. Just wondering if that was you or not.

None of the guys involved in that tourney have written anything in almost a decade. It was quite literally just an old poker game we decided to re-play once because of this quarantine. Everyone was shocked that you guys still actually did this shit. So, calm down on the trash talking. We’ve been living our lives while you’ve been continuing to do the shit we created 20 years ago.

Yeah it's been fun so far. Lotaaaaaa different styles.

But just to be clear Ajax, a lot of us here at NC aren't "not living our lives" and are not new to this

Answer and myself for example (among many others) started close to 20 years ago as well, just on different sites with different styles in the early days

[Ajax]

this might sound weird, but were you friends with Talos back in the day. I think i kinda remember your name

LOL. You mean the founder of the 7 deadly sinz. I think I remember that guy..

[NoetiC]

Blue Bayou I'm pretty sure I remember you from homegrown cause i always associated your name with Bayou Billy which was a game on the NES lol. which apparently worked cause i still remember you today.




Ajax, thats awesome, small world. then you must know Bayhze too. whatever happened to those guys?

[Blue Bayou]

Blue Bayou I'm pretty sure I remember you from homegrown cause i always associated your name with Bayou Billy which was a game on the NES lol. which apparently worked cause i still remember you today.




Ajax, thats awesome, small world. then you must know Bayhze too. whatever happened to those guys?


Lol nah wasn't me. I was never on a site called Homegrown

Bayou Billy sounds like a fucking beauty tho

[NoetiC]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/23/Bayou_Billy_box.jpg

[Ajax]

Yeah it's been fun so far. Lotaaaaaa different styles.

But just to be clear Ajax, a lot of us here at NC aren't "not living our lives" and are not new to this

Answer and myself for example (among many others) started close to 20 years ago as well, just on different sites with different styles in the early days

I didn’t mean to single everyone out or anything. I don’t know any of you from Adam (unless some name comes out the woodwork, ya know).

It’s more that I don’t know how this shit kept going after UPN and Rapmusic and Homegrown and Urban Authentics and Netcees v1 (and all the others) went down. More power to everyone that kept it going.

[Ajax]

Blue Bayou I'm pretty sure I remember you from homegrown cause i always associated your name with Bayou Billy which was a game on the NES lol. which apparently worked cause i still remember you today.




Ajax, thats awesome, small world. then you must know Bayhze too. whatever happened to those guys?

LOL. Bayzhe was part of that original insidetheweb crew. With Alpha and Inferno and company. Legit, that was over 20 years ago. Wtf.

[~RustyGunZ~]

I wasn’t trying to diss you. Just wondering if that was you or not.

None of the guys involved in that tourney have written anything in almost a decade. It was quite literally just an old poker game we decided to re-play once because of this quarantine. Everyone was shocked that you guys still actually did this shit. So, calm down on the trash talking. We’ve been living our lives while you’ve been continuing to do the shit we created 20 years ago.


Personally, I think it’s kinda awesome that you guys are still doing this. We all abandoned it a long time ago and it seemed to die out. But, somehow it’s been resurrected here. That’s pretty cool. I don’t know if any of the old heads are on here, but if they are, they’ll testament to that.


as for upn, you wont find dudes from there making threads or comments about how this or that site sucks or is trash. were old and chill for the most part. Ive seen enough here to see many people think upn peeps have big egos or that were trash. but were nonconfrontational so the most youll get in a response is cool or nice, and somehow thats interpreted as we are shitty.

cool.

It's the this hobby being YOURS aspect of how you old heads act that's annoying as fuck. You guys were just the first, you didn't make what we do now. Or what has been done for over a decade. You were the ones who happened to be into it when the internet blew up. It's based on battling and hip hop that predates the online communities. Ain't shit YOURS. You guys didn't make up battling. And y'all sure didn't "make" the styles and personalities and complexities that have floated to the surface since you've all been "living your lives". It's clear by reading your old battles. It was a simpler time and not really the same thing even.

[Ajax]

It's the this hobby being YOURS aspect of how you old heads act that's annoying as fuck. You guys were just the first, you didn't make what we do now. Or what has been done for over a decade. You were the ones who happened to be into it when the internet blew up. It's based on battling and hip hop that predates the online communities. Ain't shit YOURS. You guys didn't make up battling. And y'all sure didn't "make" the styles and personalities and complexities that have floated to the surface since you've all been "living your lives". It's clear by reading your old battles. It was a simpler time and not really the same thing even.

With all due respect, I came here and wasn’t arrogant at all. I didn’t diss anyone. I didn’t claim that this was our hobby, just that we happened to be around when it was invented. That’s just a fact.

There is a reason you guys, on a site I’ve never seen, have stuff I wrote 20 years ago archived. Think about that. If you or anyone else wants to challenge me, you’re welcome to (and good luck). But don’t act like I came here talking shit. If anything, I came here telling you guys you were cool for keeping the game going.

[NoetiC]

no one is claiming anything is ours or that we are the originators.

you're projecting all that onto us.


before upn existed there was sethros, before that something else. people been battling for decades. everything you just said would make sense if you were directed it at someone like richard corey.


but i dont know where you got the idea that we claim to own or originate anything, that simply isnt true.

[Saint]

Ajax you up for a match over here while the tourney is going on over at upn?

[Ajax]

Sure. Why not.

[~RustyGunZ~]

you've both literally said things that imply your "time" "created" text battling lol.

to ajax, we have rican theoryz archived on here as well. it isn't a stamp of any quality or admiration, it's simply a game of "what happened to get moved over before lama closed things down or what was on the wayback machine". so i'm not sure what point you think that makes.

[NoetiC]

lol ok dude

[Ajax]

you've both literally said things that imply your "time" "created" text battling lol.

to ajax, we have rican theoryz archived on here as well. it isn't a stamp of any quality or admiration, it's simply a game of "what happened to get moved over before lama closed things down or what was on the wayback machine". so i'm not sure what point you think that makes.

LOL. I literally didn’t know this site existed, while you or someone who runs this site thought it made sense to save something I wrote when I was blacked out when I was 16 for posterity. Anyway, it’s cool. I never claimed to think you or anyone should like what I wrote. Like I said, I didn’t even know this shit existed. But there is something to be said about the fact that you guys wanted to memorialize my shit from two decades ago.

That’s not the point though. The point is, I wasn’t coming here to talk shit... and I didn’t. You decided to for some odd reason, out of the blue, when you’re in no position to do so. So, chill the fuck out. It’s not warranted. And you definitely cannot back it up. So, just calm the fuck down.

[~RustyGunZ~]

I’m saying no one archived you out or anything by randomness. This sites archives are a fraction of Lamas archives. He archived everything. It doesn’t matter.

[Neighbor]

What’s up? Ajax

[NoetiC]

Ajax, chill bro, its futile

this dude is trying to argue with me that rhyming doesnt matter when writing verses.

so i checked his last battle and saw he scolded some dude who voted against him.


its....


safe to say...


we can move on from this one

[Ajax]

I’m saying no one archived you out or anything by randomness. This sites archives are a fraction of Lamas archives. He archived everything. It doesn’t matter.

You weren’t around, so you have no idea, but that’s not true. But, fair enough. I wasn’t saying it gave me any kind of credit. I wasn’t asking you to like me. But, it also wasn’t random. The site you populate considers as part of its history books shit I wrote 20 years ago. So, at minimum, show that some respect.

And I didn’t do anything to warrant you or anyone else talking shit. I came here to give you guys props. It’s weird as fuck that you or anyone would think to talk shit because of it.

But, like I said. If you or anyone else wants to challenge, then more power to you. Otherwise, just accept what I originally said. It’s cool that you all have kept the tradition alive. Cheers.

[Headless Verseman]

I think the first battle, big battle I saw of Ajax/Adonis was against Jayk? I forget the site.

[Neighbor]

You weren’t around, so you have no idea, but that’s not true. But, fair enough. I wasn’t saying it gave me any kind of credit. I wasn’t asking you to like me. But, it also wasn’t random. The site you populate considers as part of its history books shit I wrote 20 years ago. So, at minimum, show that some respect.

And I didn’t do anything to warrant you or anyone else talking shit. I came here to give you guys props. It’s weird as fuck that you or anyone would think to talk shit because of it.

But, like I said. If you or anyone else wants to challenge, then more power to you. Otherwise, just accept what I originally said. It’s cool that you all have kept the tradition alive. Cheers.

How do you feel about Henry McKenna Single Barrel?

[Ajax]

I think the first battle, big battle I saw of Ajax/Adonis was against Jayk? I forget the site.

Urban Authentics. I think.

[Headless Verseman]

Urban Authentics. I think.

That's the one.

[Ajax]

How do you feel about Henry McKenna Single Barrel?

LOL. We talking bourbon now?

I don’t know it. I’m more of a scotch guy. Unless it’s really good bourbon, like Pappy.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Ajax, chill bro, its futile

this dude is trying to argue with me that rhyming doesnt matter when writing verses.

so i checked his last battle and saw he scolded some dude who voted against him.


its....


safe to say...


we can move on from this one

Lool the Barcotic battle from last week? That was a troll battle. Shit was like two pages of swaying. You autistic?

[Headless Verseman]

Pappy. I"ll stick with the stuff I can afford.

High end- Blanton's / WL Weller
Mid End- Elijah Craig Cask
Low End- Woodford Reserve.

I don't drink more than 4-5x a year these days though. Just special occassions

[Neighbor]

LOL. We talking bourbon now?

I don’t know it. I’m more of a scotch guy. Unless it’s really good bourbon, like Pappy.

Well, it’s not a $2,000 bottle lol

I’ve never tried Pappy; but that’s a good 10-year that retails for under $150

What’s your go-to for scotch?

[Ajax]

Well, it’s not a $2,000 bottle lol

I’ve never tried Pappy; but that’s a good 10-year that retails for under $150

What’s your go-to for scotch?

I’ve had Pappy a couple times. And it was smooth as fuck. Not sure it’s worth the price, but it was damn good.

I like Macallan 12 as my go to. For the price, it’s as good as there is.

[NoetiC]

yes, i am autistic. im sorry my autism forced you to argue with people voting against you. i will try harder next time.

[Neighbor]

I’ve had Pappy a couple times. And it was smooth as fuck. Not sure it’s worth the price, but it was damn good.

I like Macallan 12 as my go to. For the price, it’s as good as there is.

Macallan’s a great choice

You might like Glendronach 12, if you haven’t already tried it

[Orc]

Ajax’s old stuff was undeniably great. Always enjoyed the wording

[Ghost1]

These faggots ain't shit. I'm one tinder account and a bottle of wild turkey away from taking text into the stratosphere. Oooo girl don't temp me.

[Destroyer]

Do it, now.

[Aero]

These faggots ain't shit. I'm one tinder account and a bottle of wild turkey away from taking text into the stratosphere. Oooo girl don't temp me.

get on Discord I need relationship advice.

[uh-oh]

don't

[Neighbor]

These faggots ain't shit. I'm one tinder account and a bottle of wild turkey away from taking text into the stratosphere. Oooo girl don't temp me.

ROBOT DICK ENGAGED

[Victor.]

These old guys suck a lot of dick

[Destroyer]

UPN makes me sick...

[Bomb Bard]

Just read that Kung verse... I’m shit faced now

[White LGI]

Upn is goat status

[White LGI]

Them upn niggaz ain't wrote in 20 years

[Ouch]

middle men need rddlen.

[Ouch]

mf doom da god