King Kungfugrip has called for the head of Blue Bayou after decimating John Hensley in an 11-5 UPN thriller

[NYCQUITZ]

Blue Bayou the pride of NC’s lies in your hands, don’t let us down

http://www.urbanprowlers.net/vb/showthread.php?goto=newpost&t=77609

[~RustyGunZ~]

Was yet another alias account really necessary Lars?

[Orc]

Can someone link me to said battle

Because Kung was truly trash in that battle on here

[Destroyer]

Straight trash

[Sharp]

He can stir up shit like a pro tho

[Blue Bayou]

He can stir up shit like a pro tho

Word LOL

I like his energy this is what text needs

ORC you should.rrad his UPN verse this week it's AWFUL....and I generally like Kung pic verses

[Inno]

Jesus Christ kung fu is fuckimg complete trash

“ Hey man, fuck it.
On take your kids to work day theyll dress mannequins at Banana Republic”

Foreal tho? This is suppose to be your legends of text?

Good fucking lord

[Blue Bayou]

Lol that was one of the few lines I thought was chuckle worthy tbh

[Orc]

Word LOL

I like his energy this is what text needs

ORC you should.rrad his UPN verse this week it's AWFUL....and I generally like Kung pic verses

Yeah trash

Only half decent line was the playing catch line

I guess once you’re over 35 you stop being funny

[Inno]

This nigga dropping dad jokes for bars wtf

[Blue Bayou]

Well to be fair, his opponent was 50

[Amen]

Weren’t all of you on kung’s dick on the list your top 20 textcees all time, tho?

Someone find that thread.

[Orc]

Well to be fair, his opponent was 50

Hahahaaah

[Resin M-I-C]

saw kung saying numerous times he beat me in a thread there

but i beat him too sooooo

too bad i forgot my upn password

[Destroyer]

Yeah trash

Only half decent line was the playing catch line

I guess once you’re over 35 you stop being funny

Well now, that’s just mean

[Neighbor]

Hensley won that

smh

[Blue Bayou]

Hensley won that

smh

Nope Kung is the only guy that writes funny bars....his comedy won without question apparently

[dull boy]

Yeah trash

Only half decent line was the playing catch line

I guess once you’re over 35 you stop being funny

Nah, I stopped being funny years ago.

[Neighbor]

Nope Kung is the only guy that writes funny bars....his comedy won without question apparently

Nah, I stopped being funny years ago.

You’re both dryer than a witch’s vagina

[Saint]

I hope the tag battle on upn is s&f

[Blue Bayou]

You’re both dryer than a witch’s vagina

I'd make Sarah Jessica P leakkkkk in hocus pocus

[Diode]

Thought Hens won it over that goof as well but they had a good point that he didn't deviate from the drug addict insults

[NYCQUITZ]

Diode could you post said Frac receipts over here?

[Wavy Crockett]

I'd make Sarah Jessica P leakkkkk in hocus pocus

Slowww ittt downnn

[Diode]

Diode could you post said Frac receipts over here?

I gotta get into the PR site and am a little busy rn but maybe later this week

[Answer]

lmao kung edited out his verse and is threatening to rage quit the tournament because of a vote against him. I'm deadd

17+ years in this, I've never seen such bitchassery

[Blue Bayou]

Blue Bayou da gawd

CHECKMATE

[john hensley]

did I really get decimated?


damn. I thought I was aight.

[El Muffin]

lmao the "show of hands..butler" thing

UMMM

*raises hand*

im pretty sure hens has beaten butler plenty of times. could be wrong..memory is foggy but i dont remember dude being AS dominant *shrugs*. & i was around for both the rbl and bboys reigns

funny how hes calling in USER for support...that shits hilarious. unsuccessful, i promise you.

[NYCQUITZ]

did I really get decimated?


damn. I thought I was aight.

DECIMATED

[Victor.]

Only thing constant in txt eras is the crying

[Wavy Crockett]

did I really get decimated?


damn. I thought I was aight.

You won that shit, bro.. no question

At least Kung showed up better than he did in our battle lol

[Bomb Bard]

Only thing constant in txt eras is the crying

And no showing

[Victor.]

And no showing

And the aliases


Don’t forget that

[Bomb Bard]

And the aliases


Don’t forget that

Never forget those

[Amen]

Killing Spree, shut the entire fuck up.

Thanks.

[slecht]

i got no permission to post lol

[Bomb Bard]

Killing Spree, shut the entire fuck up.

Thanks.

Hope your basement floods while you and you Alpha wife are down there watching toy story faggot

[Amen]

Hope your basement floods while you and you Alpha wife are down there watching toy story faggot

True Alpha selects his Alpha-mate.

You Beta-faggot.

[White LGI]

Upn niggaz was goat.....but they are like Krs one....as great as they were at one point. It doesn't translate into the new era of cocking sucking bullshit that modern day text dudes think is good.


Fuck y'all
.


Upn nigga

[Sharp]

True Alpha selects his Alpha-mate.

You Beta-faggot.

You misunderstand

He's saying that your girl wears the dick in the relationship, so to speak

[Amen]

No, I didn’t misunderstand and knew exactly what he meant.

You as well are a vegan beta faggot.

[Sharp]

You misunderstand again

I was being facetious, calling you a bitch, and your girl a man

got me now?

[Ouch]

looks up like a bunch of pussies
......... ill se what it is.. but yall buch a bpissies

[Blue Bayou]

Yeah you fuckin bpissies

Hoo hant wands?!?

[Orc]

Makes sense that Let’s Get It comes from UPN

All LLBs

[Ouch]

so what happened... i've not been around.. but let me say what I think

the UPN shit regaurdless of how they want to say they don't ride a niggas dick... like no i'd never do that.. butlshit you been doing that forever


some idiot posts a not funny post .. niggas but like LAWL... that is how it is its fucking cult I knew that like 10 years ago... you faggot nerds on UPN are going to vote for kungugrip... now I can't say if he won or lost... I didn't read it but you fuckers will vote for him anyway.... and thats the truth

[Ouch]

UPN is a bunch of old fucks.. gotta my age and way older... dudes just cercle jerking each other off.. and thats for real

[Destroyer]

Yeah you fuckin bpissies

Hoo hant wands?!?

Death has come early this morn

[Ouch]

I actually met Rygar,,, other than Ages from b-boys only person from the internet I ever met but Rygar was ok... we just smoked weed and talked about random shit, ever talked to him afterwards

[Ouch]

rygar hit me up in my beeper I <3 you

[Ouch]

its true though.. I was in kansas city and he just moved to kansas city and I gave hime my home phone .. cell phones basically didnt exist ... err I didn't have one and he was like im new to the area want to meet up I was like... yeah this is wearid but ok.. and I got weed to smoke... so we smoked weed talked about rap he felt weird cuz of where i'm from but it was cool

[Ouch]

thats one of the only times ive ever met someone off the internet, and nigga wasn't weird... it was all weird because I dont do that... but it wasn't weird

[Ouch]

but i never talked to him after that

[White LGI]

UPN OWNS THE RIGHTS TO TEXT

PAY YOUR RESPECTS

[Ouch]

UPN AINT SHIT...... lets get real its old people from from b-boys rapmusic.com projectrhyme this stuff and wahtever else.. NIGGAS LIKE SERGE TALK A BUNCH OF SHIT HE'S NOTHING. And they all jerk each other off is as far as im concerned.

[Ouch]

What kungfu grip... big deal yeah he was alright I used to own him like 10 years ago with is gay buddy propper hops.. so fine.. so what.. they didn't come from upn

[Ouch]

look at old battles I don't now how to do it... but some people do.... look

[White LGI]

Upn had a different style if you want to be real....when it came to text upn was all about comedy.

[Ouch]

nah they had no style... yeah style from projectrhyme... b-boys... rapmusic.com and shit like that... and then they all bit each other and dick rode each other... yeah if you want to call that a style

[Ouch]

dope style

[Ouch]

and not a single dude can say shit other than fracture and resin... they aren't from upn



niggga who's from upn this lame fag lengo duggan who made like 2 songs... come on now

[Ouch]

kungufugrip was funny and good, thats whats the point... so was proper hops... I dunno where they came from.. but both were pretty good... way way way back in the day... dunno where they came from but it wasnt upn those niggas love to love each other

[Blue Bayou]

You been to sleep yet fella?

[Ouch]

downplay me however you want to... I dunno about kung I gararantee he remembers me... ask hens about me... ad pm the discord link so we can talk

[Ouch]

your shit looks like jean clead van dame from bloodsport

[Victor.]

Go to sleep bro

[Ouch]

its always easy to say shit like that when someone is speaking truth.


I love that snoopy gif though.

[Ouch]

thats dope as fuck... random nonsenslical point uhh...my aunt who lives in detroit.. sends my dad who lives in new rochele, and me a card once a year with snoopy on it.. like its bedazzled and shit its dope

[Ouch]

I watched the snoopy pumpkin thing, and the other... the only thing I though that was cool about it was when the adults talked it was just wahha wyabhhh wahhhh awahhh

[White LGI]

Ouch. No one is from upn. Upn was a site that was formed by dudes that got tired of the other shit.

It's the same here, no one is from netcees except younger dudes

[Clout]

Ouch. No one is from upn. Upn was a site that was formed by dudes that got tired of the other shit.

It's the same here, no one is from netcees except younger dudes

I knew ubwerent 100% troll. This is a better look for u my G #respect

[Destroyer]

If you can’t recognize universal soldier, should we really let you post here?

[White LGI]

I knew ubwerent 100% troll. This is a better look for u my G #respect

I only troll out of boredom.....I'm just a old school text message board dweller

[White LGI]

Y'all think blue bayou is good

[Blue Bayou]

Y'all think blue bayou is good

Hell no

[White LGI]

Hell no

Oh ok. Cause he trash from what I seen

[Blue Bayou]

Oh ok. Cause he trash from what I seen

Hard agree

[White LGI]

Blue I will battle you to the death in a 17,000 minimum battle that only ends with one of us admitting destroyer is a good textcee

[Ouch]

I can say this, after someone made me read it on some chat thing...

Hens who I wanted to win... go for the old home team b-boys/pr... I thought he had quite a few witty lines.

But what I do when I read shit, is like a comedian, (IN MY MIND! WRAP YOUR BRAIN AROUND THAT)... but I felt hens was good but felt flat... and I knew after the second line from kungfugrip that he had him... kung had a couple of flat ones... but right away... yeah... kung gottem shit was mad funny.

but reguardless its not like hens was wack, his shit was pretty solid... but thats all it was.. was good.. kung had that weird style zinger shit that sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't... but it worked.

[Ouch]

But yeah i'd like to see Blue Vs. Kung.. I beat kung and his litttle buddy proper hops back in the day... and I could beat him now if the stars align just right... haha but I don't see it in the foreseeable future.

Blues hella good, and is witty too.. and just because kung had some dope shit once doesnt mean he can do it again nah mean... I've had dope shit one day or one time and sucked the next, thats how it goes...

but anway would be cool to see blue vs kung fu

[Neighbor]

Blue’s on a completely different level than Kung

They’re worlds apart, it’s really not comparable

[Ouch]

nah its different though... yeah in the long run like.. blue could do some like 30 line stuff and he'd have some good ones no doubt.. dunno if kung could do that

but short run and whatever... kung is pretty witty.. or at least he was this last time and theres a reason I remembered his name.

[Neighbor]

nah its different though... yeah in the long run like.. blue could do some like 30 line stuff and he'd have some good ones no doubt.. dunno if kung could do that

but short run and whatever... kung is pretty witty.. or at least he was this last time and theres a reason I remembered his name.

I hold you in very high regard, but I have to amicably disagree w/ you here

[White LGI]

I hold you in very high regard, but I have to amicably disagree w/ you here

Blue is not good

[Destroyer]

meanwhile, I think you’re an idiot, and also think you’re an idiot here, in this instance

[White LGI]

meanwhile, I think you’re an idiot, and also think you’re an idiot here, in this instance

Remember when I beat you?

[Destroyer]

Of course not
You’re a nobody who’s never battled just posted *** 1786 times

[Blue Bayou]

Blue is not good


QFE.

[White LGI]

Of course not
You’re a nobody who’s never battled just posted *** 1786 times

I was doing text in 1973

[White LGI]

Of course not
You’re a nobody who’s never battled just posted *** 1786 times

I'd beat you in a pic battle right now

[White LGI]

Of course not
You’re a nobody who’s never battled just posted *** 1786 times

***

[Ouch]

breaking news... kung fu grip calls for the head of ouchs dick... and he gets hit accross his face

[Saint]

If Kung took the time to shake the rust I think in a pic battle he'd have a good chance.

Big what if.

[Ouch]

If Kung took the time to shake the rust I think in a pic battle he'd have a good chance.

Big what if.


not like read the dude, I only read half his thing against Hens but I knew he won right away...


regardless... nah that dude doeanst need to shake the rust off... if he was polished and whatever it'd be wack... to me at least

[kungfugrip]

I can say this, after someone made me read it on some chat thing...

Hens who I wanted to win... go for the old home team b-boys/pr... I thought he had quite a few witty lines.

But what I do when I read shit, is like a comedian, (IN MY MIND! WRAP YOUR BRAIN AROUND THAT)... but I felt hens was good but felt flat... and I knew after the second line from kungfugrip that he had him... kung had a couple of flat ones... but right away... yeah... kung gottem shit was mad funny.

but reguardless its not like hens was wack, his shit was pretty solid... but thats all it was.. was good.. kung had that weird style zinger shit that sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't... but it worked.
Look at you.

*slow clap*

[Ouch]

So what I’ve beat Hensley too.. in the hay day of text... and he’s beat me as well.


Wow someone just really is digging back into the archives searching his name huh

[kungfugrip]

I'm searching my name

[john hensley]

This is very flattering my dear. I know the vibe of reading your greatest moments;);)

[UPN Zuch]

The cringiest thing in this entire thread is snitching is gangsta claiming to be from UPN in like 12 diff posts.


I mean, you were there, but you weren’t one of us my guy you were a walking punching bag. Crazy after getting roasted for years you were here backing us up. Wild.

[sral]

Weren’t all of you on kung’s dick on the list your top 20 textcees all time, tho?

Someone find that thread.

this

[kungfugrip]

i dont like Blue, but he's ranked in my top 20

Thats the problem here. The writing is what's important.

[Ghost1]

To be fair if one of ur top tens came back as a drug addled canadian 40 something w nothing to show for life but some outdated knock knock posts and sad text nostalgia...wouldn't u put him down a few slots?

Idk that ouch battle was dog shit and everyone that came back is light years better than this loser so I'm at a loss

He posts constantly tho...so there's that

[kungfugrip]

I would let the writing speak for itself and not my emotions. Is everything ok at home bro?

[kungfugrip]

IS EVERYTHING OK AT HOME BRO