Blue Bayou

[Fracture]

Im not writing this shit out over there and cluttering the thread... But you can read and count right? Fake personals about aliases n stuff is fair game, but nobody wants to write or read that much shit from three people

What a weird flex

[Bomb Bard]

BAHAHAHA

[~RustyGunZ~]

Lmaoooooo

They can’t bar out on UPN


No talent hacks

[Universe]

Bayou went off lol.

But yeah, just match it man what's the problem?

[Fracture]

I read the chats about this you guys had and never seen so much dicks touching

'Ive been doing this 17 years. I want to go out how i want to go out'- bayou ... Lmao wow

What a bitch made way to save face. Nobody is gonna read 300 bars of three usernames making jokes out of usernames

[Blue Bayou]

Im not writing this shit out over there and cluttering the thread... But you can read and count right? Fake personals about aliases n stuff is fair game, but nobody wants to write or read that much shit from three people

What a weird flex


Just having fun with it Frac... I don't care about winning or losing anymore

I mean c'mon man there's guys over their dropping "I'm straighter then stripper poles" bars and saying diss your girl bars aren't punches to an opponent lol

Clogging the thread - dude theres already 15 freeposts in it because Kung can't comprehend haz-mat is already a short form and put a little too much crack in the pipe that day


And 3 people?? You made an entire thread a few days ago announcing.you were quitting the tournament..?

http://www.urbanprowlers.net/vb/showthread.php?t=77621

[Blue Bayou]

I read the chats about this you guys had and never seen so much dicks touching

'Ive been doing this 17 years. I want to go out how i want to go out'- bayou ... Lmao wow

What a bitch made way to save face. Nobody is gonna read 300 bars of three usernames making jokes out of usernames


<3

Lol at bitchmade.... Again you made a thread saying you weren't even showing lol. Was that the plan? Fake quiting? Interesting..

and I'm bitchmade for one last hurrah in giving the board something to read?

That's the weird flex bro

[Fracture]

Well fair.. Now condense that verse to 24

[Victor.]

This is definitely important enough to discuss first thing when u awake



Good job bro’s


Txt over everything

[Destroyer]

To be fair, right when I wake up is usually when I care about text
For about 10 minutes
If I post in that period, look out

[UPN Zuch]

I just need to put this out there, none of us are responsible for Kung.

[UPN Zuch]

Well fair.. Now condense that verse to 24

Lmao ayooooo

[UPN Zuch]

Blue, you’re my boy, I like you. I feel like I need to preface that before you read the following.
Why in the fucking world, would you drop 100 bars in the finals of a tourney when the line limit is clearly 24? You (rightfully) bitch about people not voting in your league, people using alias’ and not following guidelines, yet you go into a battle and don’t follow literally the only fucking rule that is listed. 24 line max. Nobody is reading that fucking Emily Dickinson travesty bro.

[Neighbor]

Blue just bodied that whole site lol

[Blue Bayou]

Blue, you’re my boy, I like you. I feel like I need to preface that before you read the following.
Why in the fucking world, would you drop 100 bars in the finals of a tourney when the line limit is clearly 24? You (rightfully) bitch about people not voting in your league, people using alias’ and not following guidelines, yet you go into a battle and don’t follow literally the only fucking rule that is listed. 24 line max. Nobody is reading that fucking Emily Dickinson travesty bro.


Their loss then


Frac and Ajax will match it... They're champions

[Fracture]

Never in my life have I gone from 'im gonna no show'

To 'nvm im gonna write 100 lines that two people will read'

[Blue Bayou]

You're probably right on the two people lol

[~RustyGunZ~]

So Fracture confirmed was faking not showing for the finals?!

And he’s complaining about Blue being THE culture

[Orc]

3 of the greatest text battlers ever dropping 100 lines each?

Won’t read

[Fracture]

To be fair I considered no showing every round

And the vibe in this thread is exactly why the move was pulled

[~RustyGunZ~]

To be fair I considered no showing every round

And the vibe in this thread is exactly why the move was pulled

Wigga what?!

You made a thread forfeiting every round?

[Blue Bayou]

Well fair.. Now condense that verse to 24

Yeah I will before I leave..

But I didn't think you were showing... You made a thread saying that... Hadn't checked in

With that understanding I decided fuck it and felt like writting, give the UP guys something to read.....I don't understand the theatrics tbh

[~RustyGunZ~]

Yeah I will before I leave..

Don’t bro

Don’t let their cowardice win

[~RustyGunZ~]

If that site had any dignity they’d count Frac as a forfeit regardless if he shows or not

[Fracture]

Your opinion matters so much man. Thanks for sharing

[Ouch]

what happened did Blue go ape shit and write like 10000x lines, if so theres something to be said from that... its quality over quantity but from what i've seen Blue has quantity and from what i've seen somewhat quality


having to write 30 lines or whatever can be a daunting task... put up or shut up nigga

[Ouch]

or write 30 dope lines and bury Blue Bayou... but i've got the feeling that you feel you can't do that

[Fracture]

Yeah I will before I leave..

But I didn't think you were showing... You made a thread saying that... Hadn't checked in

With that understanding I decided fuck it and felt like writting, give the UP guys something to read.....I don't understand the theatrics tbh


Thats fine, and from what I read you had good shit. But let's not act obtuse about theatrics. I read screen shots from the discord... You guys were acting like you were Clint Eastwood holding ground in a final shoot out

Plus even if I did no show Ajax has been dropping good

[~RustyGunZ~]

Thats fine, and from what I read you had good shit. But let's not act obtuse about theatrics. I read screen shots from the discord... You guys were acting like you were Clint Eastwood holding ground in a final shoot out

Plus even if I did no show Ajax has been dropping good

Lmaooooo

How soft you gotta be to get intel screenshots

It’s open just join it and talk your talk pussy

That’s SAD

[Victor.]

3 of the greatest text battlers ever dropping 100 lines each?

Won’t read

Amen

[Fracture]

Keep it up if you want Bayou. I just thought you had a legit shot of winning. Not sure what will happen now


Ajax and I are going 24

[Blue Bayou]

Thats fine, and from what I read you had good shit. But let's not act obtuse about theatrics. I read screen shots from the discord... You guys were acting like you were Clint Eastwood holding ground in a final shoot out

Plus even if I did no show Ajax has been dropping good


To be fair that wasn't the chat as a collective, that was just me lol

Most people actually hate that I do that shit

And yeah Ajax has been dope... You both have , I guess I just don't give a fuck what the franchises and noetics of the world think? I dunno ... I honestly didn't think you were showing and felt like baring out

Anyways it's been fun.... Get your boy Kung an intervention and stick around if you still feel like writing ... NC is very active at the moment

[UPN Zuch]

If we get Kung an intervention then I will have nobody to do blow with. It’s been a catch-22 for a while now.

[Bomb Bard]

If we get Kung an intervention then I will have nobody to do blow with. It’s been a catch-22 for a while now.

Gotchu bro

[Ouch]

But let's not act obtuse about theatrics.


lmao, now whos acting holier than thou and doing the thesaruas to act like he knows words.

Bro are you about to start talking shakesperaian.. thou doth night window breaks... obtuse angle... pi.. 3.13333 a squared plus b squared = c squared.


stfu battle the guy or not.. and if this is the Fracture/T~R~E from b-boys.. I always thought dude was dope and he did punchlines before any else did and people were writing 'multi's'.. but still

who thouth art thou doing theatrics, seems like you


and don't get me wrong... I know first hand there are people who ride each others dicks on here and you might not get a fair vote... I vote fairly... but I know first hand some people don't.. but thats life... battle the dude or don't.

[UPN Zuch]

Gotchu bro



Ok I might stay now.

[UPN Zuch]

lmao, now whos acting holier than thou and doing the thesaruas to act like he knows words.

Bro are you about to start talking shakesperaian.. thou doth night window breaks... obtuse angle... pi.. 3.13333 a squared plus b squared = c squared.


stfu battle the guy or not.. and if this is the Fracture/T~R~E from b-boys.. I always thought dude was dope and he did punchlines before any else did and people were writing 'multi's'.. but still

who thouth art thou doing theatrics, seems like you


and don't get me wrong... I know first hand there are people who ride each others dicks on here and you might not get a fair vote... I vote fairly... but I know first hand some people don't.. but thats life... battle the dude or don't.

Who the fuck is this faggot ay bro go outside

[Flow]

To be fair, right when I wake up is usually when I care about text
For about 10 minutes
If I post in that period, look out

Agreed

[Ouch]

Who the fuck is this faggot ay bro go outside

says the guy with a golf avatar... what are you 6'0 120lbs


eat a dick

[UPN Zuch]

says the guy with a golf avatar... what are you 6'0 120lbs


eat a dick



Lol oh man I regret opening my mouth.

[Diablo]

lmao why Zuch still pretending that’s him in the pic and that’s it’s not from Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2000 tho?

[~RustyGunZ~]

Keep it up if you want Bayou. I just thought you had a legit shot of winning. Not sure what will happen now


Ajax and I are going 24

https://discord.gg/TTkDpAP

Incase you ever want to know what the people are saying just see for yourself instead of sending people for screenshots

[Ouch]

Lol oh man I regret opening my mouth.

yeah... I was your size in 10th grade when I barely hit puberty...

you got some pubes?

I know you're sticking up for fracture.. but it is what is is, and it was what it wasn't... post and battle dude or dont

[UPN Zuch]

lmao why Zuch still pretending that’s him in the pic and that’s it’s not from Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2000 tho?


You’re silly.

[UPN Zuch]

yeah... I was your size in 10th grade when I barely hit puberty...

you got some pubes?




Only in obese America can you be made fun of for not being fat.

God bless this country.

[Diablo]

yeah... I was your size in 10th grade when I barely hit puberty...

you got some pubes?

I know you're sticking up for fracture.. but it is what is is, and it was what it wasn't... post and battle dude or dont

Why you ducking Baron Mynd?

[UPN Zuch]

BRO LOOK AT YOU YOU BARELY HAVE ANY BODY FAT LMAO WTF DO YOU EAT FRUITS AND VEGGIES HAHA I BET YOU EAT COMPLEX CARBS TOO. LMAO THIS FSGGOT PROBABLY EATS 5 SMALL MEALS A DAY AND ACCOMPANIES IT WITH SOME PUSSY ASS BODYWEIGHT AND CARDIO EXERCISES LMAO THE ONLY SIX PACK HES EVER HAD WAS ON HIS STOMACH

[Ouch]

lmao why Zuch still pretending that’s him in the pic and that’s it’s not from Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2000 tho?

nah its from WGT pro golf tour or something like that look it up on Steam, I play that shit... name Benny Blanco.


posture too perfect... google image WGT golf game... riiiight... I dunno who brags about playing golf, rich people I guess

[Ouch]

BRO LOOK AT YOU YOU BARELY HAVE ANY BODY FAT LMAO WTF DO YOU EAT FRUITS AND VEGGIES HAHA I BET YOU EAT COMPLEX CARBS TOO. LMAO THIS FSGGOT PROBABLY EATS 5 SMALL MEALS A DAY AND ACCOMPANIES IT WITH SOME PUSSY ASS BODYWEIGHT AND CARDIO EXERCISES LMAO THE ONLY SIX PACK HES EVER HAD WAS ON HIS STOMACH

Whoa somebodies mad... and I eat whatever the fuck I want to eat everyday all day.

[UPN Zuch]

posture too perfect...


I’m a scratch golfer, so that would make sense.

[Ouch]

nigga got that picture off taking a picture with his flip phone... taking a picture off Golden Tee video game at the bar

[Fracture]

https://discord.gg/TTkDpAP

Incase you ever want to know what the people are saying just see for yourself instead of sending people for screenshots


It's not that serious. Blues a grown man, he doesnt need you speaking on his behalf every other post. Youre irrelevant

[UPN Zuch]

From the same day.

[UPN Zuch]

Idk how to attach photos on this old ass forum but there’s a golf cart behind me.

[UPN Zuch]

Instagram: Zuchiefiasco

Public, the pic is from a video. Go see for yourself.

[Orc]

Zuch relax bro

It’s golf

[UPN Zuch]

These dudes think it’s from a video game lmao. There’s a whole world outside guys.

[Ouch]

That thing without a doubt does look like a GMT golf off Steam, now wether it actually is I truly don't care, I could give a fuck less if you're some dude who plays golf... im just fucking with you... but it does look like that, pull it up and see if you disagree

[Ouch]

and yeah I don't know how to post shit either, it took me like months to figure out when you do https... and copy a link that you have to take the S out or it won't show up

[~RustyGunZ~]

It's not that serious. Blues a grown man, he doesnt need you speaking on his behalf every other post. Youre irrelevant

I’m not speaking on his behalf retard I’m calling you out openly for being a bitch

You were never relevant outside of a handful of textcee websites in 2003 don’t use relevancy as an argumentative launchpad lmaoooo

[Fracture]

Make up your story however you want to but then try to explain how the best writers on your own site respect me way more than they ever could you

[UPN Zuch]

We are taking on all jive turkeys. 1000 bars each. See everyone at midnight.

[Ouch]

Nah if that is fracture/T~R~E from bboys I battled the guy a lot of times, its probably on this saved log or whatever, I don't know how to access it.

but back in the day when it was the hay day of text I looked up to dude a bit... I could beat him but he was dope

i'm a 34 year old grown ass man and I still remember this line was like something like this... i'll lave you breathing thru plastic like ya wearing a halloween mask... and thats not astonishing now, but in da days where... no crew votes and 'multis' it was something new


but regaurdless put up or shut up homie

and fuck that discord its a bunch of people who have known each other for years jerking each other off basically

[~RustyGunZ~]

Make up your story however you want to but then try to explain how the best writers on your own site respect me way more than they ever could you

Status as a textcee is the most irrelevant thing you could use to measure relevancy even on a textcee board

You’re a loser that pulls hoe moves doesn’t matter the hobby a hoe is a hoe

[Fracture]

Status as a writer is irrelevant even on a board meant for writers. Says the guy who touts his record and accomplishments

Youre a fucking moron. No offense

[~RustyGunZ~]

Status as a writer is irrelevant even on a board meant for writers. Says the guy who touts his record and accomplishments

Youre a fucking moron. No offense

Where have I touted my record or accomplishments?

[~RustyGunZ~]

Do you mean under my avy boomer?!

Lmaaooooooo please tell me you don’t think everyone here adds those themselves

[Ouch]

Well all I have to say about this, is that fracture was good for a long period of time... and I have no fucking clue who bryan the lord is.

And you can call the text shit corny if you want to, people can call anything corny... a bunch of fucking 30 year olds arguing about writing lines on the internet. Yeah thats corny.

But on the same token you could say watching millions of people watching big dudes dribble a ball and see who can put it throw a hoop the most times is corny too.

I see the text thing as kind of a stand up comedy sort of thing... the set up doesn't really matter its just the punchline.. and if ya good at that, I respect that

[Victor.]

It’s true we respect Frac way more

[~RustyGunZ~]

It’s true we respect Frac way more

Crazy how many years you’ve followed me in threads and outside of Netcees itself

Very very sad stuff

[~RustyGunZ~]

Let’s not get side tracked though

Who is better or more respected means 0 in this back and forth. It’s ego coming forward and taking over the narrative. It has nothing to do with Frac pulling a hoe move for an advantage in a text battle. His status above myself or anyone else that points it out means nothing. It isn’t me vs him. It’s me pointing something that’s factz out. He lied about forfeiting to “surprise” show up last minute. Who cares, but in the context of him making this thread to complain about Blue dropping over the limit it is clearly feminine shit. Vic you are very feminine so maybe sit this thread out aside from your low IQ knocklehed bAd post

[Ouch]

I like victor just because of his snoopy dancing.. that to me... solidifies his place in the best of history.

But yeah I honestly don't know what happened... I just logged on today, so I have no idea what bitch move by fracture you're talking about, maybe i'll look... or maybe you could do me a favor and throw me a bone and tell me what it is exactly you think happened. Would be easier on me, i'm just vibing to music.... currently Creedence "I put a spell on you"

[Ouch]

just sum it up for me, in your own opinon and save me the time of looking at shit... what was the bitch move

[Enbombz]

Make up your story however you want to but then try to explain how the best writers on your own site respect me way more than they ever could you

They’ve had time to know Seth.

[Ouch]

I dunno who seth is.. like his name on here, other than on the discord thing he was an OP

[Neighbor]

Hey guys, it’s 2020

[Orc]

Hey guys, it’s 2020

Honestly

[Blue Bayou]

Its 24 guys

They're just really long lines

Stop this now or else

[sral]

Nah if that is fracture/T~R~E from bboys I battled the guy a lot of times, its probably on this saved log or whatever, I don't know how to access it.

but back in the day when it was the hay day of text I looked up to dude a bit... I could beat him but he was dope

i'm a 34 year old grown ass man and I still remember this line was like something like this... i'll lave you breathing thru plastic like ya wearing a halloween mask... and thats not astonishing now, but in da days where... no crew votes and 'multis' it was something new


but regaurdless put up or shut up homie

and fuck that discord its a bunch of people who have known each other for years jerking each other off basically

You’ve never beat Frac, let’s keep it reality for a min Ouch

[Neighbor]

Its 24 guys

They're just really long lines

Stop this now or else

That was 24 long bar lines if I’ve ever seen it

Not sure what the bitching’s about?

[Ajax]

All this back and forth seems a little dumb, but whatever. It’s typical.

Blue, from what I quickly read, that verse was really solid. I’m just not sure why you’d drop 100 after you knew I at least was showing without just hitting me up to confirm we’d go from the line limit to some ludicrously long verses that no one will read (regardless of how good they are). I can respect you wanting to just go off and write a ton. But, save those lines for the next battle... or confirm the terms. It’s kind of a basic rule and, although I haven’t been around for a long time, I doubt that’s changed.

If you want to reduce it to 24 or we all agree to up it to something normal like 32, where folks might actually read it... go ahead and edit it down between now and Saturday. As it stands right now, it would suck for you to DQ out when you’d have a solid shot at winning it on the merits.

[UPN Zuch]

Ajax agreed with me, entirely.

My how the turntables.

[Neighbor]

Honestly

I mean really

[Blue Bayou]

All this back and forth seems a little dumb, but whatever. It’s typical.

Blue, from what I quickly read, that verse was really solid. I’m just not sure why you’d drop 100 after you knew I at least was showing without just hitting me up to confirm we’d go from the line limit to some ludicrously long verses that no one will read (regardless of how good they are). I can respect you wanting to just go off and write a ton. But, save those lines for the next battle... or confirm the terms. It’s kind of a basic rule and, although I haven’t been around for a long time, I doubt that’s changed.

If you want to reduce it to 24 or we all agree to up it to something normal like 32, where folks might actually read it... go ahead and edit it down between now and Saturday. As it stands right now, it would suck for you to DQ out when you’d have a solid shot at winning it on the merits.


Ajax you seem like good people. Respect

Yeah i told Frac earlier i was going edit once he confirmed he was showing

What will be will be... Best of luck! Stick around

[Destroyer]

Man, these legends of text are cute

[Ouch]

Who's AJax a 50 year old from UPN who never really did anything, who cares

[Allen Knight]

Damn blue really dropped 100 lines lol.

[Ajax]

Who's AJax a 50 year old from UPN who never really did anything, who cares

40. It is pretty daunting being surrounded by such pinnacles of success. But, I’m trying not to sweat too hard.

[Ouch]

40. It is pretty daunting being surrounded by such pinnacles of success. But, I’m trying not to sweat too hard.

Alright well I was trying to talk shit on you and you didn't take the bait... I Was about to say next that only thing I know you from is a dude back when UPN was something that archived shit. And thats the truth.

Thing with Frac and Blue I didn't read the back and forth bullshit, kinda feeling like I'm going to now, was hoping someone would just sum it up for me.

But I remember your name from back in the day... you remember that dude named Rygar... I met him, one of only 2 people off met off this forum.. he was pretty cool. I think you're from that time period.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Man, these legends of text are cute

They clearly succeeded in text battling around 2002 and afterwards nothing

[Ajax]

Yeah, I knew Rygar. I pre-dated him a bit before he started at Mentalz and then we crossed paths for years at UPN and elsewhere. I was posting on UPN and RM from like 2000 until people stopped textceeing a lot (whenever that was.... late 2000’s), other than apparently this board. Incredibly.

[sral]

Is pre-dating kind of like what you guys did before Grindr was a thing?

[Ajax]

Is pre-dating kind of like what you guys did before Grindr was a thing?

Yes. That’s clearly what it means. Well played.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Yes. That’s clearly what it means. Well played.

Don’t address him he’s uh, slow.

[Answer]

Just point out to Ajax that sraL is Baron Mynd, he should understand

[~RustyGunZ~]

Ah yes he doesn’t know Barons 2357th alias good point

[UPN Zuch]

Ajax once helped me avoid an indictment.

[Neighbor]

Ajax once helped me avoid an indictment.

I don’t doubt this

[Ouch]

neighbor got a carhart logo on the front of his mask like thas going to give him suppppper dupper protection

[Ouch]

I put a dickies logo on the front of mine... had to sew that shit on but sewing is kind of gangster isn't it... and the dickies on the front gives better protection