FN FINALS: Neighbor vs. Answer

[Blue Bayou]

10 Lines, due in 12 Minutes.

Post on time or you are DQ’d. No excuses. Cutting it close? Post an incomplete verse then. If you are late you are DQ’d.

No biting / recycling. Those are a DQ.

Short votes are acceptable. This is supposed to move quickly. No detailed breakdowns needed.

VERSES ARE DUE 10 MINS AFTER THE TIME YOUR THREAD IS POSTED


Neighbor
Answer

[Answer]

My mom's the only person I trust w/ my life in this world

Your mom whoring to pay for a couple scraps; naked in someone's lap
You had fresh food cuz any time she needs bread, she's takin it from the back
A star in my hay day; ur wife's messy in the sack; pardon my place, Neigh
She covered in cum begging me to put Moana cuz my cock retarded like Hei Hei
You rappin bout magazines; workin out kinks; "what rhymes with gasoline?"
Her working out kinks involve penetration from 6 guys on a lat machine
Fuck you & ya WHOLE support group; Bullet Hose blow ya door through
I'll cover the Floor Rinsin' the Machine.. Dog Days are over for u
HOF?? BITCH.. Who have you BEAT? He thought "Battling scrubs is certain to work!"
Never got denominations cuz it's who you face on the bill that determines your worth

[Neighbor]

aka PurelyDef aka Alan Pysnack


You should've voted for INF.. Twin Tauruses airin smoke when I shoot atchu.
No hidden meanings when I give Allegory death; I brought a parables to ya funeral.
Circle him w/ the lead; multiple choice of Glock clips when shots blitz.
Swappin mags - before I get to #2, Answer's face-down in 30 seconds - Pop Quiz.
Stretched-ass lines & forced wordplay's all you'll ever hope to achieve.
Ans, sorry.. but ya whole career's been a longer running joke than Aziz.
Expensive ammo for this fag.. bet these bullets'll crack shit.
See AP shell up when this Final Round hits - you better wear a Full Metal Jacket.
The silencer fall on Def ears; get executed after I batter you severely.
Clappin LOUD at the back of ya head like your Dad yellin, "ALAN, CAN YOU HEAR ME?!"

[Neighbor]

Add one more bar, bro

[Blue Bayou]

OPEN FOR VOTES

[Answer]

Add one more bar, bro

my b, i couldve swore when i read the thread it said 8

[Blue Bayou]

good quick tourney guys


I've got answer here


Operner was jokes and fresh no pun intended... florence and the machine a cool concept, wp smooth enough on it... denomination was a good personal and very well delivered imo... workign out the kinks i thought was a fresh funny concept as well....hell of a FN verse

Neigh i like what you did with a lot of the flips, but i think this is the first time ive seen you be a victim of your time away (for me anyways)

Allegory has been done a few times (karpis, knight) so the freshness didnt register on the opener...flip on the answer/quiz followup was def pretty cool, but its a pretty tired concept overall... i did ansari in a similar way in our 100 line keystyle thing, again a good np but for me personally just doing it it didnt register as much...liked full metal jacket, and the closer was solid/funny


Good stuff guys.... Vote Answer

[TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO]

Going neighbor here. Good battle fags

[Aero]

lol these guys trying out their "hmmm maybe" bars in preparation for the battle tonight... genius

[Blue Bayou]

CAN WE GET SOME VOTES ON THIS??

[Steve Fox]

Answer

[Blue Bayou]

2-1

[Incredible]

denominations

Vs.

Dad yellin


I probably laughed harder at the dad yellin line but Answer was more polished. And could barely tell it was a FN verse. Props to both. Vote - Answer

[Blue Bayou]

3-1 more votes would be appreciated

[SMaSH]

Vote answer


....it was real close TBH... I gave slight edge to answer

[evaD]

Moana abs Workout kinks were funny and nice, Florence was bordering on too forced but I liked it actually closer was nice

Allegory could’ve been worded better, pop quiz was nice and closer was funny

Vote - Answer in a close one but just had more highlights, good from both though

[Blue Bayou]

Props to both on a great FN read

Thanks to all that voted

ANSWER wins 5-1 and is the FN Champion