Wanderer 0-0 vs Neighbor 0-0 - NEIGHBOR WINS

[Sharp]

Netcees Pic League

Min: 10 Lines
Max: 16 Lines
Line limit can go up to 20 if both agree

Due Thursday, 7/2 at Midnight PST
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Neighbor
https://i.imgur.com/ATbRwsy.jpeg

Wanderer
https://i.ibb.co/cgrj3HM/1-B622-B9-E-6-C93-44-AF-B081-0-B63393-E2-F9-D.png

[Neighbor]

Howdy

14?

[Wanderer]

Let’s go dude

[Wanderer]

Got 16 Neighbor can u match?

[Neighbor]

Yeah man, that’s cool

I’m gonna try to write tonight — been a crazy week

[Wanderer]

https://i.imgur.com/ATbRwsy.jpeg

Growing ur hair like ur idol?! that shit’s hurtin u bad
If anyone thought Neigh Fringe on some gay shit... this pic confirms he a fag
Def bullied at school... sticks & stones caused this guy harm
Knew u had a chip on ur shoulder just didn’t expect one on ur right arm
Such a sad n sorry face. Get the gun to ur head & hands in rope ties
Those puppy dog eyes won’t stop me wanting to dump u in a bag by the roadside
Sweet talking to that precious hair? Comb too hard & ur wigs not killer
Obviously a bieber fan. Looks like u say Sorry with a hairbrush in the mirror
The state of ur shirt! Goons run in & I’m not the man to stop em
shotty remove ur Head & Shoulders... but that’s no excuse for ur dandruff problem
See I’ll attach the infra & aim... that scene & this pic are the same
Cos u’ll have that exact expressionless look when u see light appear from the frame
Prepubescent bitch. Talk to a chick & there’s no wayyy she gon’ flirt
Got the face of a 14 year old girl... against her will at a Bieber concert
Ur TRASH & There’s a solid text scene that ur shit just sours
How Neigh got effortless flow? Looks like u’ve been struggling to piss for hours

[Neighbor]

https://i.ibb.co/cgrj3HM/1-B622-B9-E-6-C93-44-AF-B081-0-B63393-E2-F9-D.png

Wand?


Nah, just a gay wizard
You look like SpongeBob went live action & they got Aziz Ansari to play Squidward
You ain’t champin shit; just caption pics tryna force a pipe-dream
Like, “Just battled Neigh, feelin great — got my head in the clouds w/ the board behind me”
Almost see-through & paper-thin.. but the chemo looks great on him
Favorite toys growin up were Newport 100’s & a chunk of depleted uranium
This nerd writes gun bars? It’s Murder One if I pull it
Give you matchin tortoise shell frames when ya body turtle up from these bullets
This homo’s swallowed more dicks than his stomach can digest
You’re such a lily-picking little ray of sunshine, you got ‘em growing under ya biceps
Lookin hungry & tired from buzzin off ice, bet it isn’t all glitz
Named himself “Wand” cuz he’s grippin on sticks, then opens his mouth for a hidden ball trick
You got a face that screams, “I SNITCH TO THE COPS”
Keep hittin that vape — the only Sig replacement you’re getting’s when I switch to the Glock
Say goodbye to ya hairline; I’m puttin a halo around his head
We’ll see another two fingers on a longneck, but it’ll be the paramedics’ when they pronounce him dead


16

[TOP iLL DRAGSTER TWO]

Wanderer verse was better than he usually drops. Really liked the 14 year old girls face. Also I’m a pedo so I can relate. Total vibe.

Neighbor opener was flames. So was Newport uranium bar and your closer. Rest was solid.


Problem with wanderer verse is the lows were really low. Hard to get into it. Better than normal and had some enjoyable stuff.


Vote neighbor

[Adverse]

Wand:
Growing ur hair like ur idol?! that shit’s hurtin u bad
If anyone thought Neigh Fringe on some gay shit... this pic confirms he a fag
^ might have missed the wordplay here tbh

Def bullied at school... sticks & stones caused this guy harm
Knew u had a chip on ur shoulder just didn’t expect one on ur right arm
^ more of a statement than a diss to me

Such a sad n sorry face. Get the gun to ur head & hands in rope ties
Those puppy dog eyes won’t stop me wanting to dump u in a bag by the roadside
^ it's okay nothing too tough

Sweet talking to that precious hair? Comb too hard & ur wigs not killer
Obviously a bieber fan. Looks like u say Sorry with a hairbrush in the mirror
^ worded badly imo but on to something

The state of ur shirt! Goons run in & I’m not the man to stop em
shotty remove ur Head & Shoulders... but that’s no excuse for ur dandruff problem
^ thought this was hard tbh

See I’ll attach the infra & aim... that scene & this pic are the same
Cos u’ll have that exact expressionless look when u see light appear from the frame
^ okay

Prepubescent bitch. Talk to a chick & there’s no wayyy she gon’ flirt
Got the face of a 14 year old girl... against her will at a Bieber concert
^ lol good current event bar and tie in

Ur TRASH & There’s a solid text scene that ur shit just sours
How Neigh got effortless flow? Looks like u’ve been struggling to piss for hours
^ ehh okay

Neigh:
Wand?


Nah, just a gay wizard
You look like SpongeBob went live action & they got Aziz Ansari to play Squidward
^ LMAO I liked this

You ain’t champin shit; just caption pics tryna force a pipe-dream
Like, “Just battled Neigh, feelin great — got my head in the clouds w/ the board behind me”
^ ehh not a real punch

Almost see-through & paper-thin.. but the chemo looks great on him
Favorite toys growin up were Newport 100’s & a chunk of depleted uranium
^ lol ok

This nerd writes gun bars? It’s Murder One if I pull it
Give you matchin tortoise shell frames when ya body turtle up from these bullets
^ was alright

This homo’s swallowed more dicks than his stomach can digest
You’re such a lily-picking little ray of sunshine, you got ‘em growing under ya biceps
^ lol ok

Lookin hungry & tired from buzzin off ice, bet it isn’t all glitz
Named himself “Wand” cuz he’s grippin on sticks, then opens his mouth for a hidden ball trick
^ alright

You got a face that screams, “I SNITCH TO THE COPS”
Keep hittin that vape — the only Sig replacement you’re getting’s when I switch to the Glock
^ over my head maybe? Idk

Say goodbye to ya hairline; I’m puttin a halo around his head
We’ll see another two fingers on a longneck, but it’ll be the paramedics’ when they pronounce him dead
^ I fucked with this closer

Overall I've got Neigh taking this had a few harder hits noticeably the opener and closer. You guys both had some misses it was spotty here and there but I'm sure you'll both pick up some momentum as the season progresses

V/Neigh

[Resin M-I-C]

fringe was ok.. a lil rewording and coulda been a haymaker
chip on the shoulder wasnt good man
puppy dog was a compliment.. lol i liked the idea but corny here
sorry was cool
dandruff was ok, then i zoomed in the pic and made it better lol
light is decent
14 yr old was solid
closer is niiiiice.. haha there we go

vs

googled it and it was funny
quote line was light
cancer line is ehhh didnt fuck with it
turtle up? i dunno man lol
lily picking is corny
hudden ball trick is a fire concept but was ok here
Sig lines gotta be banger if u do them and this was regular
heard this before but it was relevant here and was def a stinggeerr

both closers were fiiiire.. next best were squidward from neigh and the 14 yr old beiber from wand.. this is even as fuckkkk.. went back and counted lines that were ok or better and it was 5-4 wand.. barely.. damnn

v wanderer

[FGR]

Opener
Puppy eyes
Dandruff
14yr
Piss for hours

VS

SpongeBob
Ray of sunshine kinda corny but okish
Closer

V wanderer ..I feel like neigh shit the bed here... Wasn't feeling much..he did mention being busy...and it shows .

[Barcotic]

Such a sad n sorry face. Get the gun to ur head & hands in rope ties
Those puppy dog eyes won’t stop me wanting to dump u in a bag by the roadside
The state of ur shirt! Goons run in & I’m not the man to stop em
shotty remove ur Head & Shoulders... but that’s no excuse for ur dandruff problem
Holy shit this^is fire. I'mna call lotb now, before I even read the rest of the batt. Wording, concept & relevance to the pic/white spots on his shoulder all make this bar a banger
Ur TRASH & There’s a solid text scene that ur shit just sours
How Neigh got effortless flow? Looks like u’ve been struggling to piss for hours

Vs.

Nah, just a gay wizard
You look like SpongeBob went live action & they got Aziz Ansari to play Squidward
You ain’t champin shit; just caption pics tryna force a pipe-dream
Like, “Just battled Neigh, feelin great — got my head in the clouds w/ the board behind me”
Almost see-through & paper-thin.. but the chemo looks great on him
Favorite toys growin up were Newport 100’s & a chunk of depleted uranium
Say goodbye to ya hairline; I’m puttin a halo around his head
We’ll see another two fingers on a longneck, but it’ll be the paramedics’ when they pronounce him dead
This closer is on par w/ head & shoulders for lotb. Dope shit

Close, 4-3 in quotables
Mvgt Neighbor

[Inno]

Honestly this was a dope fuckimg battle

Wanderer drop some fucking heat yo. That chip on your shoulder, dump you on the side of the road line was dope. I mean dude brought.

But neigh is another fucking level lol. I think I liked every line from aside from maybe 2 that opener was killer

Vote neighbor

[Sharp]

4-2 neigh

[Bomb Bard]

Wand- puppy dog eyes, Bieber could have been better if worded better.
Head n shoulders and piss were nice


Neigh - opener, pipe dream, Uranium was cool ray of sunshine was cool. Sig switch was dope and two fingers On a long neck was flames


Overall I fucked with wands verse here just felt he worded it poorly and neighs verse was well worded with a few more quotable hits for me.

V/neigh props to both