Week 2 Roast

[Sharp]

Meet DJ Flame (click the pic to remove the watermark)

http://i1131.photobucket.com/albums/m541/Mizisawesome/Photo_00002.jpg


Min: 8
Max: 12

Due Saturday, winner gets an accomp

I'll judge, will also look for second judge who does not participate. Winner announced in the week 3 mag.

You do not have to be signed in to participate, but you will not be eligible to win if you don't vote on some battles.

[Destroyer]

This dude look like the opposite of zelph

[evaD]

Outrageous, I know beauty’s a big thing when you famous
But you look like Russel Simmons bleached his skin AND his anus
Just stop this, the way he copy shit is just toxic
Even started rockin’ Adverse’ hairline on his top lip
Wtf is that bulbous mess, shit makes me shudder yo
I’ve heard of double chins but how DJ Flame got a double nose?
Rockin a constant state of surprise, this punk cannot come near me
With a pair of eyebrows that could debunk any flat earth theory
N I Didn’t mean to startle him but nevertheless
Did he just wake up from a nightmare about Hetero sex?
This scrawny motherfucker needs to seek a new title
Cus If a chick got gassed over a naked Flame she’d have to be suicidal

[UserName]

Listen kid, you’re a DJ? I bet it gets lit
If you’re ever around the 1’s and 2’s... it’s literally piss and shit
DJ’ing must be crazy, I can only imagine the noise and cash
If this photo screams anything... it’s “I’m coming to you live from my boyfriend’s ass!”
Your looks get a hard no, & I’d be surprised if you aren’t slow
With a pigment so blinding, devs released a patch to give it a Dark Mode
Face is like a crushed flat omelette, the color of tongue-lashed vomit
You look like Resin had a kid, and Zelph drew his fucked up mustache on it
This kid is anxious to have a lip kiss his anus
Looking like the after effect of “Alexa, please dim the gayness”

[Resin M-I-C]

the hate in u must spread
that’s the expression after a bender & wakin up to User naked in ur bed
u were astonished at his chest fro lying freely
whispering ‘Sweet Nothings’ to him like his pancreas and diabetes
Jesus made u a man.. but ur in straight refusal
when u reach down, no stick shift.. u just driven to be gender neutral
ur parents loathe u.. to u being abused was a choice
ur beating was he said/she said.. like me being confused by your voice
dunno if u just dirty or a gay mexican kid
u could smoke all the weed in the world & still wouldnt be as high as ur estrogen is

[Vulgar]

Puberty hit? Wow, so awesome and hicksauce
Vienna mobster'll kick hard and dispose of this stunted son of an Austrian rickshaw
They never would've believed me, had to take at least 1 picture
You look like the Nutcracker had kids with a buttlicker
You're chemically different, putting together rhymes so splendidly
Your bars facilitated a lot of positive reactors as a student at Chernobyl elementary
Hiding in cupboards, is there something ur afraid about?
MF doomed when I put the metal to his face. You're definitely in Danger, mouse
Bored as heck during COVID, there's some mistakes u cant take back...
"you're deadmeat when Dad comes home & finds out u broke the Hot Wheelz racetrack!"
In middle school, mostly forsaken with chicks.
so 'extra' nightmarish he was casted as a creature in a Wes Craven flick

[Hush]

Lol Vulgar my man

[Barcotic]

HA! Bro..you a tad slow? You may act whole, but snap undoubted
Proly fart w ya cousins. Sharp in discussions; type to Flash Pole & laugh about it
Straight out of a Power Rangers set, but no action scene
Like what good is Putty Patrol if they couldn't protect their own plastacine
You a softy, kid..and you was obviously tossing THIS night ..
Bc you just Rose outta bed resembling Namajunas w/ a dolly mid-flight
DJ Stop Faking, you are NOT making snippets that flow
Flame in the booth? Yeah ..at the mall, taking pictures alone
Your pic isn't just dim and stuff, it's pitch..no sun glare
Doing your best impression of Men in Black...looking like that skin the bug wears
Facial expressions on the night shift, actually lifeless/crazy
Joanna tell me why you look like Jedrzejczyk after her fight w Weili

[Blue Bayou]

great pic sharp, i laugh and just thank it
its great Michael Jackson can look down & know what happened to Blanket
do i really have to point out this bitch is a faker?
King James took one look at this Land supporter, and went to the Lakers
holy fuck guys, my god, this kid is a hack
ON GOD if this isn't Zelph's little brother i'll give up a stack
sure i'm drunk, but you look like you're quick incest
tipsy i do 100lb butterfly curls, i'm not sure you could lift the insect
120lbs soakin wet & you're spreading some AIDS
real reason for the redshirt, there's NO chance coach is letting u play
this a slaughter, joe jonas can't compare to me
i'll put this teeniebopper bitch in a box, i guess its WayFair indeed