View Full Version : im sorry hush i respect you but not this personal ad
Diode
08-30-2013, 11:20 AM
** PLEASE READ THIS ENTIRE AD CAREFULLY BEFORE CONTACTING ME INCLUDING THE FAQs/COMMENTS AT THE END. THANK YOU.
(P.S. If you contact me it will be assumed you have read, understood and agree with everything on this page. If you disagree or don't like anything please don't contact me. On the other hand, "If you SNOOZE, you lose. . .") NOTE: I WILL TEST YOU early in the first communications/interactions between us to know if you are real, honest, motivated, serious, etc. Please take this as a fair and friendly prior warning.
ME = A very nice, mature , "gentleman." with a higher college degree and education. I have my own house (not apartment), car, income, etc. I am of Middle-Eastern descent (Iranian/Persian). A professional man with a GOOD BACKGROUND. Better than 99% of what you will find, GUARANTEE #1.
YOU = Good girl for friendship and romance. You would be treated very well and nobody will treat you better (GUARANTEE #2). HOWEVER IN ORDER FOR THIS TO HAPPEN . . .YOU HAVE TO BE. . . "Worthy," "Deserving" and "Reciprocate."
http://jezebel.com/insanely-detailed-craigslist-personal-ad-has-a-28-quest-1212317513
smh you thought ncs wouldnt find out?
I should insert a gif here that conveys both ur reaching, free time, and questionable motives at this point
instead u are on faggot notice.
Diode
08-30-2013, 11:24 AM
I should insert a gif here that conveys both ur reaching, free time, and questionable motives at this point
instead u are on faggot notice.
facts are facts dude
i am sorry that i am not "worthy" and "deserving"
will you still "reciprocate"
Swerve
08-30-2013, 11:24 AM
Lol
facts are facts dude
i am sorry that i am not "worthy" and "deserving"
will you still "reciprocate"
only fact is you google me for god knows what reason
um troll on?
veritas
08-30-2013, 11:30 AM
https://soundcloud.com/#kosmosis777/hushs-brunch
Diode
08-30-2013, 11:32 AM
only fact is you google me for god knows what reason
um troll on?
looks like i violated #27:
27) Question: Why can't you XXX?! —OR- I want to know why XXX!?.
Answer: Asking questions is fine but "arguing" is NOT attractive. You have a right to disagree BUT if your intention is to "argue," just do us both a favor and don't contact me at all. Men, in general, are TURNED-OFF by aggressive or argumentative woman BECAUSE it is characteristic of a traditional "masculine" person and NOT someone feminine. Have you heard of the "Bitch" stereotype? That's what I mean. When men date the opposite sex they don't want to feel they are with another man but with a female. If this is your style, please DO NOT contact me because we won't get along.
God this site is getting lame. Middle aged white men bored as fuck.
Badweather
08-30-2013, 11:37 AM
well, it IS a verbatim coincidence...
niggas still copy and paste these days. it's all good.
SHORYUKEN
08-30-2013, 11:57 AM
This is classic.
NYCSPITZ
08-30-2013, 11:57 AM
proves hush gets no women
NYCSPITZ
08-30-2013, 11:58 AM
H why do u keep posting after these roasts?
SHORYUKEN
08-30-2013, 11:59 AM
proves hush gets no women
well they say ''money can't buy you love''
Allen Knight
08-30-2013, 12:00 PM
Unroflz thread
NYCSPITZ
08-30-2013, 12:00 PM
lmfao @ shoryuken
Untold
08-30-2013, 12:28 PM
Is this real?
Hush comes with a manual?
Diode
08-30-2013, 12:37 PM
Hush comes with a manual?
dead
H why do u keep posting after these roasts?
Let me break it down for u. Cuz ur obv retarded
Diode used my name so faggots and fanboys ie you would click the thread
Worked like a charm
Dope girl
08-30-2013, 07:35 PM
Hush love, do u forgive him
NYCSPITZ
09-01-2013, 01:51 AM
lol but ur so lame it's actually believable
lol but ur so lame it's actually believable
U believe it cuz u wish it was true
U play online chess for fun
U r a nerd and a faggot
U not even in NYC
Wannabe ass white boy
Frank Metts
09-01-2013, 08:35 AM
I read it and wanted to laugh, I tried and tried but sneezed ... now imma take this zyrtec to see if I csn combat my unroflz allergy ... ill try again later
NYCSPITZ
09-03-2013, 11:47 PM
U believe it cuz u wish it was true
U play online chess for fun
U r a nerd and a faggot
U not even in NYC
Wannabe ass white boy
lol I'm the Bronx, you rarely leave your home while I'm known in all 5 boroughs...
I believe it because judging from your faggot expression in that pic u posted you are soft as ice cream and i wasn't surprised that the word lame wasn't tatted on ur grotesque forehead...
Sho Money EMG
09-03-2013, 11:48 PM
This kid diode isn't funny at all
Diode
09-03-2013, 11:49 PM
This kid diode isn't funny at all
it'd be funny if you finally won at overdosing
we're all rooting for you
Ole Dirty Bagstard Allen Knight God Of War
Sho Money EMG
09-03-2013, 11:53 PM
Shut the fuck up u loser, go ride some more dick
Diode
09-03-2013, 11:54 PM
Shut the fuck up u loser, go ride some more dick
how am i supposed to do that when you are hoarding it all
Masaii
09-04-2013, 12:13 AM
This thread could've been a 10 page mega-thread of unlimited potential, but OP is a gigantic unroflz faggot.
But Hush wtf man is this how you approach women? Im concerned for you.
Diode
09-04-2013, 12:14 AM
This thread could've been a 10 page mega-thread of unlimited potential, but OP is a gigantic unroflz faggot.
But Hush wtf man is this how you approach women? Im concerned for you.
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Ron-Burgundy-Saying-I-Dont-Believe-You.gif
Masaii
09-04-2013, 12:17 AM
Good one?...
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