Week 3 Roast

[Hush]

Re-Introducing NC HOF Cronus

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Min: 8
Max: 12

Due Saturday, winner gets an accomp

I'll judge, will also look for second judge who does not participate. Winner announced in the week 4 mag.

You do not have to be signed in to participate, but you will not be eligible to win if you don't vote on some battles.

[Barcotic]

Oh man
15+ years ago. Who tf photoshopped that tattoo tho? Lmaooo

Will edit w/ verse dissing myself

Damn I was fat

[Vulgar]

Drugs rarely solve an issue. Be resilient and hold poise
Sure, Pillsbury your problems, but you'll never get rise from us, doughboy
Nobody sees u as a threat, ur a menace at most
Not only are u mean-spirited with a giant diaper, u resemble a sumo wrestler's ghost
Did someone uppercut you with Thor's hammer for complaining so hard?
You've got the flattest chin on the planet to round out the square that you are
Mentally unstable & all of your performances lack crowds
At times, you act 'white and off the hinges' like that door in the background
Listen, King Twat, you drink lots so bring scotch
If I guessed what's under the magician hat? A skimpier version of that Lord of the Rings watch

[Destroyer]

weight takes a toll on ur heart, it’s no surprise that this guy will die
but this pic a time capsule...and I hope it’s extremely slow release cyanide
U fat white fuck. When was this shit taken, in 9-2?
look, nokia ever save u & they’ll have to break the door down to find u
Aint shit in this pic but a wack hat and dead flora
exploring new territory on the bathroom scale like wtf they fed Dora?
how the fuck are u HOF??? take a look. U were never king
And here’s proof that u pale in comparison to...well, literally everything

[Wanderer]

After witnessing this pic I say it’s the end for this sleeze
Looking like a fat white Blu Cantrell... no way we’re letting u breathe
& believe the piece I got tucked’ll cause harm
Fill ur face with a few hollows til it resembles the one on ur arm
Somehow u look past ur teens but I don’t understand
How u look like u just copped ur first R&B CD & changed how u dress to make make ur parents mad
Suicide or death by embarrassment. That hat’s a trend u ain’t bucking, just stop
So many ways to kick the bucket... I’ma just roundhouse ur fucking top off
Bet that phone was real slick back then, u not a threatening killer
When I open the slide & a flash follows I won’t be taking selfies in the mirror

[Hush]

U love gun bars and look like a fat reject . Kill ya self for respect
Nice chinstrap . Hope the next ones a suicide shot thru your neck
U kept getting fatter As u shrink inside . Emotionally I think u died
Take one step .. that’s a all white movement that got KKK rethinking sides
The neck beard /dj mashmello look was definitely a strange stage
You look like a jar of mayonnaise got hit wit radioactive brain waves
Did you shoplift from a Salvation Army outlet ?
Ppl describe u as off- white and a pair of those shoes cost More than ur outfit
U was obviously gay back then .. living life in disgrace
Ur exciting as watching paint dry - an no stranger taking splashes of white to the face

[Barcotic]

Best in history, but no one's considering me the now
They say I'm over the hill..... I say I'm literally a cloud
Big punches in small bars and still my flow is quite doper than peers
Hats off to 2nd place. Thank God I took my own advice over the years
Wand gon' kick me in the head? Hell, we can spar..fuck jiu jitsu
And speaking of roundhouses, ya can't tell me apart from an igloo
A huge frigging blob who raps. Dude's thinking fondue platters
Hard to digest, but this is what it looks like if food didn't fall thru Casper
Rise and shine, sky looks bright & already bless
Hush is cooking in pics this wk...why do I look the wannabe chef ..
One shouldn't flaunt his riches if he doesn't have a pot for pissing
Clearly time has passed, otherwise I'd still think that watch is living

[evaD]

Just captured in one pic, all the reasons we hate you
If those brows were any more spaced out they’d have a dmt breakthrough
This dude disputes everything, doggy been a disgrace
Just call him pale and he’ll argue til he’s aquamarine in the face
Incest is not cool, u should leave out the fam with some things
But no surprise this bootleg billy corgan likes to smash n pump kin
Fuck you and all your aliases, when my crew come past
And have Hands on his knees shaking like the Dude Love dance

[Amen]

It’s 2020 gays are accepted, take the opportunity, most wont mind man,
They say; “when one door closes, another one opens” as he proudly exited the closet behind him.
Must be attending an all white affair? What kind of attention’s this fag seekin,
So out of touch with fashion, rocked a fedora instead of a pointed hood for his KKK Klan meetin.
You aren’t mentally stable, the ego must weigh heavy on you being bipolar,
But you have our support to spare a hand with a Glock and help lift the weight of the world from your shoulders.
Let’s be honest, you’re far from G, you’ll get bodied if you step, it’s a fact, b -
Think shit is sweet? I’ll swing the machete till I have you resembling a peppermint candy.

[Saint]

One shot make him a backsplash, he'll die when it's spread
Homebody; insides tickled pink... blood on the wall mix white w/ the red
Guy has been fed; In '11 old Cro back then was a true beast
You Adipose there... but since lost baby fat % & no longer produce heat
Think you always win, robbed votes. finally gets em some help
There he 'lost in his head'; first time after a breakdown he admitted himself
Homely mental ward, hall of text accomps spells this guys doom
Only thing close to classic in this pic is it makes us think of Cream - "White Room"
& to call that dope swag\tat got me lol'in @ the geek hard
Can't afford a large cup at starbucks - inks ya idea of a Marshmallow Dream, Bar
Pic midway NC to RB.. wack wordplay future to be layed down
White bred sandwiched between sites. & "that door jam hit em on the way out

[Barcotic]

This was due yesterday Sharp

[Sharp]

Yes